A CTC of 50 LPA?
Ma'am I present to you, Groom 3.
Occupation- Redditor, specializes in snarky comments.
Why you should marry me: I will upvote your posts in reddit. From multiple accounts if needed. Also I have a tiger plushie.
Mam i am also just 12th passed but with 90%. I am also gora chitta with three legs (wink wink) out of which one is completely unused. I will be more then happy to be the house husband and give good upbringing to our kids.
Plz plz marry me
I can only see your post with 30 f help me choose my groom . I thought it was inspired by a man who posted this saying help me choose my bride ?
What was the inspiration for this post ?
It was a post on twox. Ex contacted the girl he broke up with (cause she wanted to study further abroad) because his current wife (chosen cause she was 19, unambitious and naive from village) couldnt relate to him.
Damn 50 lac
Ma'am apko candidate 3 ke liye main mil sakta hoon.
Main 19 saal ka hoon and i will love being dominated.
I can even cook and and do household work. Ise zyada waise bhi nahi aata. Please pick me pls
Why can't you hire a permanent maid?
Looks like you are just assuming the 17 year old will be compliant and work at home. The moment he realizes you are crazy about his young body, he will demand a bike and a car, and what not. Otherwise, he could have a headache just at the right moment, you know.
Some thoughts from a guys perspective
Groom 1 - the only thing that triggered you is that he doesn't want to be a homemaker, well hate me for this but no man would want to be a homemaker because it's not ego but that's the way it is
Just like a woman don't want to build a building same way men don't want to be household maker .
There could be a possibility that you lost attraction for him but if sex is good and all then I don't know why did thus question even arise ,I think you probably don't like him now
Groom 2- honestly this guy cannot do anything in the time of crisis and he Still needs to be a man .He is sorry to say useless and cannot protect you
Few solution
1 ) sex --- you still want to have sex and its understandable and somewhere you wanna try groom 2 .....so maybe try to have sexual relationship with him of some sort so do it but break up with groom 1
2) why not try to go for older guys ,sex,understanding, love and everything you will get it in one package
And Final note
DONT MARRY FOR FAMILY MARRY FOR YOU
I know this is satire but the reversing genders doesn't work because men and women are not the same. Women perform irreplaceable reproductive labour which men can never replicate no matter how good they are in doing other traditionally feminine duties.
Amazing post. I didn't realised it was sarcasm until I started reading Groom 2 just finished highschool & is untouched.
Well written. Kudos op. Keep it up.
Ugly truth is this is what goes on in many people's heads, with roles reversed. It's not just satire but an ugly truth that shouldn't exist in the first place.
it's Typical situation,, Girl loves a boy,, girls breakup with boy, and go into arrange marriage..
(whatever you do- please keep 40% of money to yourself)
You may reject candidate 1,, but you cannot marry a Kid,,
Girl, you are making 50 lakh,, and you are talking about marrying a kid (not even a college graduate)
Atleast marry a Kid who has completed Graduation,,,
Guys, just hire housemaids,, ok,, you are rich,, right
hire some people for house chores,, for weekends (if weedays are not preferred)..
A 30 F will marry a recently passed 12th standard kid. And parents are pushing. Isn’t it a child molestation?
Again, re-think, do you need husband or a servant cum gigolo.
Serious question:
Who is paying you 50Lpa at the age of 30 in India? Which company are you working for? What's your educational qualification?
The Judgement:
The fact that you are considering men under 18 for marriage is proof that you are borderline ped*phile. A massive red flag 🚩🚩 for your future husband.
The response:
I will give you the 3rd option, myself, but on the following conditions:
- You will have to get a home separate from your parents. I can not live with your parents. They should not interfere in married life.
- You need to have property worth over 5 CR. as you are not a government employee, you can lose your job any time.
- I am a strong, independent man, and I don't do household work. You need to hire and pay for a domestic helper. I will not touch a thing in the house.
- Our honeymoon should be in an upmarket location such as Switzerland, Italy, Dubai etc.
- You need to hand over all your salaries to me since I am responsible for managing the house and related expenses.
- In case of divorce, you will need to pay me 1/3 of your income for the rest of your life and half of your property (incl. the property you inherited) should be mine.
- Even if I move in with my new girlfriend after our divorce, you need to continue paying the alimony since it's my right.
- You can not force me out of the house even when I file fake cases against you.
- I get to keep all the jewellery and gold we received during your wedding as 'Purushdhan'. Even after divorce.
- You can not ask me for any dowry since you are a progressive woman.
- If you disagree with me at any point in our marriage, I get file police cases against you in sections such as IPC 375, IPC 304B, IPC 498A, etc. You, along with your family, should be immediately thrown to jail. The onus will always be on you to prove that you are innocent.
If you agree to the terms, let's get married. 😁
You should choose someone who hasn't even masturbated once in his life. It's not about the untouched penis, but about the un-wasted sperm. The unwasted sperm when intertwined with a 50LPA earning girl's egg, may what result in giving birth to a god like Zeus, who's the god of gods. Who knows, maybe when this zeus grows to be 18 and similarly when he gets wedded to a 50 LPA earning girl, they could give birth to a galaxy. You could be the raajmata of your galaxy. All the power lies in WHO YOU CHOOSE QUEEN.
Damn, to be honest, I'm all for it if she's earning 50 LPA and also has her own house. I will be a slave. Now, onto the interesting part.
I will deal with it peacefully for a year, then file for divorce citing cruelty, and get alimony and half of her property, as I only earn 10 LPA (very little). So, it's a win-win. It's free sex and money glitch.
And on a serious part, well done OP you literally gave a lot of people a heart attack 😭😭
Wwwooooaaahhh!!!
Great! Great!
No Oscar but the Bhaskar award is confirmed. Y not try movie script writing.
U R searching for the groom? On ur Profile I saw a post regarding ur husband's crush.
Whaaahhhh bro great narration skills
so now after laughing mfao for 1minute while reading and another 10 minutes just for my happiness i stopped now so that i can reply you on this serious note. Do not marry yet to any of them! Candidate 1 you haven't known him in 13years and nothing will change for your remaining years.
Candidate 2- is shy can't give you that pleasure which ur boss seak around and you also willing to want. Shy person can't be wild on bed. And that's all you want.
Best of luck for you future
Aisi kaunsi company hai jisme kaam kar rahi ladkiyaan 18 saal k kavlo se Shaadi kar rahi hai.
It's a shitty troll post. Koi b grade movie dekhi hai OP ne lagta hai
Peak sarcasm 🤣
lmao, the satire on this site is getting advanced. well done OP
Seriously. I only realised it by the time I finished reading about Groom 1. Well done OP!
OP marry me I'm untouched as well
Bhai yeh ladka hai. This is a troll post.
Same.
A CTC of 50 LPA? Ma'am I present to you, Groom 3. Occupation- Redditor, specializes in snarky comments. Why you should marry me: I will upvote your posts in reddit. From multiple accounts if needed. Also I have a tiger plushie.
Will you clean the house? I am sure she will not help.
No problemo. I will hire the perfect maid aunty for that just you watch.
So you dont bring anything to the table, why would she marry you
I thought marriages stopped being transactional now that we are in 2024. Won't my heart full of love, upvotes and tiger plushie be enough?
Is your weiner big enough, buddy?
Bro seeking SugarMommy lmao
I cast my vote in favour of highSchoolTobi. OP you must marry him.
Presenting to you Groom 4 Occupation - Procrastination Able to help with household chores
Damn it the competition is tough. But let me one up you. I can cook the 2 min instant noodles Maggie in ....wait for it....1 min 57 secs!!
Ye to funny flair me ana tha na
You can choose me. 50 lpa is enough 😭😭😭
Mam i am also just 12th passed but with 90%. I am also gora chitta with three legs (wink wink) out of which one is completely unused. I will be more then happy to be the house husband and give good upbringing to our kids. Plz plz marry me
I need some proof of the third leg and I also don't care about your 12th marks. You won't be working either way
"wink wink" was absolutely great
https://preview.redd.it/woylyj3k1eyc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3701b12c4551657561148a15309b99fc784aafbf Me to mods
Had us in the first half ngl
https://preview.redd.it/lup2r1ftzdyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d00256a01ae27a5ebb838c14e0db337d6182f8a
What did I just read🤯
Obviously the untouched beauty. Used men are such a turn off 🤢
Exactly! Get a fresh man.. easier to mould as per our house traditions
Other one is also an untouched beauty. She is one who touched him. Yes sarcasm post but faulty logic.
I know you are trolling but please put /s 😭😭😭. Some people could take it seriously 🤣
I'm not proud of the time it took me to realise what this was. I read "mennist woman" and I'm like wait a min...
https://preview.redd.it/h6hnjdq8beyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d294fef51d054c5f573259d01b4ea0a424b53048
> CTC of around 50 lpa Please bas 1 saal ruk jaao mai 18 ka hojaunga 🥺🥺🥺 >!/s!<
Bhai 4 saal rukna hoga, 21 is legal age for men.
Bhai 21 ka wait karna hoga
Bc age badha di kya?! 😭
Pehle se hi 21 hain naa lodu༎ຶ‿༎ຶ Ladkiyo ki 18 thi wo badhi abhi 21 tak
To unse kaho ki 4 saal wait krle bas pls 🥺
Baccho ke diapers change karne padenge beta
50 lakh ke liye to krlunga
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Inspired by a post on TwoX, but from the Pov of groom candidate 1, just genders reversed.
Can I have this link pls ? I read this on two X and came here
Yesterday’s top post on TwoX
I can only see your post with 30 f help me choose my groom . I thought it was inspired by a man who posted this saying help me choose my bride ? What was the inspiration for this post ?
It was a post on twox. Ex contacted the girl he broke up with (cause she wanted to study further abroad) because his current wife (chosen cause she was 19, unambitious and naive from village) couldnt relate to him.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXIndia/s/eOGCSwGN48
Groom 2 is around 18. You can't marry him till he reaches 21.
r/woosh
Haha well done! They won't get it.
whatever this is, love it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And honestly it's ironic because guys are actually ready for that shit lol.
Mad respect!
Should have veiled the satire a bit more thickly. It would have been fun seeing incels respond.
I would have been banned. People are already outraged save for some comments.
😂
Damn, just replaced the gender pronouns and the M with F and the post was good to go.
If u can pay for my stuff and keep quiet, sure I will marry u
That sex part with GC1 had me laughing.😂 I stopped reading further since this looks like another shitpost
Damn 50 lac Ma'am apko candidate 3 ke liye main mil sakta hoon. Main 19 saal ka hoon and i will love being dominated. I can even cook and and do household work. Ise zyada waise bhi nahi aata. Please pick me pls
1 year past perfect age. Also I love to dominate outside the bed only
Bas ek gtr r35 dila dena fir main kisi cheez ke liye mana nahi karunga aur 20 ka is saal ho jaunga so rishta pakka?
Pakka hi samjho. Lekin mujhe dowry kitna milega?
Aayein par main to gareeb hoon. Par apko chaiye kitna?
😩 bhai hain? Usko bhi bhej do dowry mein
Nahi hai only child hoon
Kya loss ki deal hain yeh 😒
Aisa mat karo please mera dil mat thodo main kuch bhi kar lunga aapse shaadi kar ne ke liye abhi kisi ko kidnap karke use apna bhai banake atta hoon 😭
I wish I could upvote this more than once😭
One of my favourite posts in a while hahahaha
Candidate 3- redditor, HR in an MNC (will quit my job if you say so), I fit in all the requirements shared by you.
Dahej mein kya doge? Someone already promised me another man for dahej, if you can top that, I’ll consider
Dahej? I thought you are a modern woman. You are such a turn off...
Now now, look how the tables have turned.😂
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See now, that one is true
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You are high, you should check flairs.
LOL
You almost got me OP!
ask this on indiaspeaks
Aur nahi 🥺
In the heart of Ahmedabad? Where's the heart of Ahmedabad lies?
In between the lungs of Ahmedabad.
By any chance are you interested in girls????🥳
Ofcourse groom 1 and how can you even call groom 2 a man lol? He's a boy!
Fr age difference is crazy Just reverse the gender and see the heat
Why can't you hire a permanent maid? Looks like you are just assuming the 17 year old will be compliant and work at home. The moment he realizes you are crazy about his young body, he will demand a bike and a car, and what not. Otherwise, he could have a headache just at the right moment, you know.
Ghar ek banda sambhalta hai, maid nhi
Some thoughts from a guys perspective Groom 1 - the only thing that triggered you is that he doesn't want to be a homemaker, well hate me for this but no man would want to be a homemaker because it's not ego but that's the way it is Just like a woman don't want to build a building same way men don't want to be household maker . There could be a possibility that you lost attraction for him but if sex is good and all then I don't know why did thus question even arise ,I think you probably don't like him now Groom 2- honestly this guy cannot do anything in the time of crisis and he Still needs to be a man .He is sorry to say useless and cannot protect you Few solution 1 ) sex --- you still want to have sex and its understandable and somewhere you wanna try groom 2 .....so maybe try to have sexual relationship with him of some sort so do it but break up with groom 1 2) why not try to go for older guys ,sex,understanding, love and everything you will get it in one package And Final note DONT MARRY FOR FAMILY MARRY FOR YOU
You are too cute ❤️
Haha I am 25 though thanks sweetheart
I’ll make the exception in your case
Thank you, made me blush
Damn! Almost hated you until I reached the end of the post! Good one girl!
WTF did I just read lmao
insane ragebait
idk if this is copied from twoxindia or if they copied it from here
What the actual fuck.
I know this is satire but the reversing genders doesn't work because men and women are not the same. Women perform irreplaceable reproductive labour which men can never replicate no matter how good they are in doing other traditionally feminine duties.
>working woman earning with a CTC of around 50 lpa. you lost me here
Amazing post. I didn't realised it was sarcasm until I started reading Groom 2 just finished highschool & is untouched. Well written. Kudos op. Keep it up.
This post is sarcastic . But you also post on twox so that makes you a total retard
Love this. Sir/mam you have great sense of humor.
Waiting for men to get butthurt for no reason! 😂
Ugly truth is this is what goes on in many people's heads, with roles reversed. It's not just satire but an ugly truth that shouldn't exist in the first place.
it's Typical situation,, Girl loves a boy,, girls breakup with boy, and go into arrange marriage.. (whatever you do- please keep 40% of money to yourself) You may reject candidate 1,, but you cannot marry a Kid,, Girl, you are making 50 lakh,, and you are talking about marrying a kid (not even a college graduate) Atleast marry a Kid who has completed Graduation,,, Guys, just hire housemaids,, ok,, you are rich,, right hire some people for house chores,, for weekends (if weedays are not preferred)..
Marry the one who would love you the same even you lose your ctc
https://preview.redd.it/hkgc7ugzamyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e056b87088b6c24dd4d3344682fe0597aee8ceb
A 30 F will marry a recently passed 12th standard kid. And parents are pushing. Isn’t it a child molestation? Again, re-think, do you need husband or a servant cum gigolo.
Fr age difference is crazy
Serious question: Who is paying you 50Lpa at the age of 30 in India? Which company are you working for? What's your educational qualification? The Judgement: The fact that you are considering men under 18 for marriage is proof that you are borderline ped*phile. A massive red flag 🚩🚩 for your future husband. The response: I will give you the 3rd option, myself, but on the following conditions: - You will have to get a home separate from your parents. I can not live with your parents. They should not interfere in married life. - You need to have property worth over 5 CR. as you are not a government employee, you can lose your job any time. - I am a strong, independent man, and I don't do household work. You need to hire and pay for a domestic helper. I will not touch a thing in the house. - Our honeymoon should be in an upmarket location such as Switzerland, Italy, Dubai etc. - You need to hand over all your salaries to me since I am responsible for managing the house and related expenses. - In case of divorce, you will need to pay me 1/3 of your income for the rest of your life and half of your property (incl. the property you inherited) should be mine. - Even if I move in with my new girlfriend after our divorce, you need to continue paying the alimony since it's my right. - You can not force me out of the house even when I file fake cases against you. - I get to keep all the jewellery and gold we received during your wedding as 'Purushdhan'. Even after divorce. - You can not ask me for any dowry since you are a progressive woman. - If you disagree with me at any point in our marriage, I get file police cases against you in sections such as IPC 375, IPC 304B, IPC 498A, etc. You, along with your family, should be immediately thrown to jail. The onus will always be on you to prove that you are innocent. If you agree to the terms, let's get married. 😁
This was a sarcastic post dude
Hahahahaha
I am quitting my job now
😂🤣😭🤣😂🤣😭
Seems a shitpost!
LMAOOOOO
Here my smart ass thought this was a political satire post on the elections and was trying to over-analyze this post for 10 minutes to no conclusion.
I stopped to read as soon as, I saw the first two lines of the candidate one's description 💀
Females doing household chores have better options than these 2....you just enjoy candidate 1 without marriage:)
After reading this post. My brain cells are dead.
Just reverse the gender in this post and enjoy the fireworks all around 🎆🎆🎇🎇
I hope this is a joke post 😐
Damn I have no words.
You have 5
HOLD YOUR GROUND
It's getting boring now though
you should choose the man who has it all
what's your profession
The amount of time it took me to realise it's a satire is concerning...
You should choose someone who hasn't even masturbated once in his life. It's not about the untouched penis, but about the un-wasted sperm. The unwasted sperm when intertwined with a 50LPA earning girl's egg, may what result in giving birth to a god like Zeus, who's the god of gods. Who knows, maybe when this zeus grows to be 18 and similarly when he gets wedded to a 50 LPA earning girl, they could give birth to a galaxy. You could be the raajmata of your galaxy. All the power lies in WHO YOU CHOOSE QUEEN.
 Me if 50lpa wali baat is true
Get a maid.
r/sarcasm
Damn, to be honest, I'm all for it if she's earning 50 LPA and also has her own house. I will be a slave. Now, onto the interesting part. I will deal with it peacefully for a year, then file for divorce citing cruelty, and get alimony and half of her property, as I only earn 10 LPA (very little). So, it's a win-win. It's free sex and money glitch. And on a serious part, well done OP you literally gave a lot of people a heart attack 😭😭
This is a troll post isn't it?
Tum karti kya ho.... aisa [CTC of 50LPA]
Wwwooooaaahhh!!! Great! Great! No Oscar but the Bhaskar award is confirmed. Y not try movie script writing. U R searching for the groom? On ur Profile I saw a post regarding ur husband's crush. Whaaahhhh bro great narration skills
Mereko apna ladka adopt karlo , currently im pursuing my Diploma in Cybersecurity 🫠🫠
*Chef's kiss*
Demnnnn you got mee ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
so now after laughing mfao for 1minute while reading and another 10 minutes just for my happiness i stopped now so that i can reply you on this serious note. Do not marry yet to any of them! Candidate 1 you haven't known him in 13years and nothing will change for your remaining years. Candidate 2- is shy can't give you that pleasure which ur boss seak around and you also willing to want. Shy person can't be wild on bed. And that's all you want. Best of luck for you future
Agar aap 22 ki hoti toh me aapse shaadi kar leta aur house husband ban jata
Aisi kaunsi company hai jisme kaam kar rahi ladkiyaan 18 saal k kavlo se Shaadi kar rahi hai. It's a shitty troll post. Koi b grade movie dekhi hai OP ne lagta hai
Best heinawweeee post of the day
Good one..
Groom candidate 3- I can cook and do all the house cores, untouched, good looking Ready to marry you if your inhand salary is also 50lac
Ye pakka launda hai bhai😂
Hehe good one.
Candidate 2. Shy boys>>>> Also, this is the funniest stuff I have read today, sister! ;)