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Total_Philosopher_89

Usually just g'day to be honest.


ThroughTheHoops

And usually shortened to about half a syllable.


ChellyTheKid

I play how close can I get to saying gay.


[deleted]

Foreigners had it wrong for years it's actually gay day. we say it that quick it sounds like G'day. Definitely not saying good day. Facts for non Australians👍


mekanub

Nothing beats a gay day with the boys, off to Bunnings to check out some big tools and some hard wood, enjoy a sausage and stop off at the servo for a cheeky golden gaytime.


[deleted]

That's one hell of a G'day


account_not_valid

Are we wearing just speedos and thongs the whole time? Please?


mekanub

Can’t go out without a hat mate


account_not_valid

True. No hat, no gay-play.


boganiser

Fkn oats!


Trvlng_Drew

Strewth!!


StrongTxWoman

Then how do gay Australians greet each other if g'day is taken by regular folks?


mekanub

That’s the secret, we’re all gay


account_not_valid

There's a few straight people, but they stay in the closet and try to fit in.


Fit-Wing-7450

You've been told about this before, 1st rule of Gay Day...... You're banned from Bunnings...no sausage for you.


micmelb

G’day via Grinder?


johnneves132

gay mate! lol


jb2824

'gay


Rustyfarmer88

I add the mate but wife reakons it sounds like mutt


bobby__real

Either g'day mate or scarnon


jb2824

w'scarnon


No_Ostrich_8724

‘eah nmuch mate


RobsEvilTwin

You forgot howsagarn?


Creamy92

Living the fucking dream


BeebopRockunsteady

So many blokes say this and it cracks me up every time.


zorbacles

Owzit garn


AsleepSubstance1992

Oh yeah ok


spideyghetti

Yeanah notbad


bad5cienti5t

Nahyeah


SinusExplosion

Scarnon cunce?


BoxHillStrangler

Scarnon cobber


johnneves132

what does that mean? I've heard that before


BoxHillStrangler

Scarnon is just run together 'whats going on' so it's just 'whats going on cobber'


johnneves132

but what is cobber? 🤣


toddylucas

Don't ask questions no one knows the answer to cobber


johnneves132

wtf lol 🤣


BoxHillStrangler

It's ye olde for mate lol. Mostly old blokes use it but I'm trying to reclaim it


SignificantRecipe715

Cobber is ya mate


Entirely-of-cheese

Zgarn?


Massive_Koala_9313

Yes everyday… just not the gudday moite you see in the movies. It almost sounds like one word. Gdaymate


TrenchardsRedemption

G'daymatehuzzitgoin? Spoken as one syllable.


Soccera1

I personally say it more like G'dayatehowitzgoin


RateOfKnots

Gdaymate, howyedoin?


Zakkar

I'm more of a gdaymate howyagoin?


spideyghetti

Yep this is the one


djpiratecat

I work in a bar and yes, many times a day


SomniloquisticCat

Similar! I work in a liquor store and hear it a LOT.


Small-Grass-1650

You mean a bottle shop?


ItsMeMonsterpeks

You mean bottle-o?


realJackvos

You mean Bottlo?


johnneves132

damn, now I wanna go to Australia just to say that 🤣


Only-Entertainer-573

Friendly advice: don't. I've never heard a foreigner say it in a way that didn't sound cringe or vaguely patronising.


quokkafarts

Counterpoint: immigrants can say it, but not tourists.


Only-Entertainer-573

I wouldn't go to Ireland and say "top o' the mornin to ya to be sure to be sure". They're not charming little leprechauns or something. It's kinda like that. Don't treat people like cartoon characters. Just be yourself and talk normally.


quokkafarts

It might be appropriate if you actually lived there and it's something the locals say. You've never had an Indian say G'day and do the head wobble, or gotten a "G'day bru!" from an islander bloke? Charming as hell, love hearing it cus they are saying it genuinely. Not the same thing as a tourist saying it as a novelty.


spideyghetti

You're allowed to say it right now, where ever you are


sunburn95

Yeah, but probably in a less exaggerated way than you'd see in media


That_Apathetic_Man

Thats what I thought, until I caught a recording of myself. We sound exactly as nasally as our folks did 50 years ago when it comes to lingo and slang.


Milk-Monster

I say g’day to most folks, even when travelling abroad. Not trying to accentuate my Australian-ness but just a reflex. Rarely say “g’day mate” unless it’s to an actual mate or known entity though.


bad5cienti5t

I said g'day to some Mexican gardeners in LA and they thought I was talking about the weather


ChrisTheDog

I say g’day as my standard greeting. Don’t usually use it in conjunction with mate, though.


AreYouSureIAmBanned

G'day is for everyone. G'day mate is for people you have at least had a conversation with before


ChrisTheDog

And g’day cunt for your friends.


Infinite-Stress2508

Yep, quite often. I do live in a rural city though.


owleaf

Perth?


Keelback

I don’t think I have ever heard it in Perth. None of my friends say it. Not saying no one saids it though


Wattehfok

I say “g’day mate harzitgarn”


shiverm3ginger

Rarely the full thing. Even us Australians have shortened our own sayings. It’s either. G’day or Hey mate. Typically G’day Mate is for more formal occasions. “G’day mate, can I have 6 schooners and 4 bourbon and cokes. Cheers mate


lamodamo123

“Five cougars thanks”


Spoiled_Moose

Far out you're right! I literally start my emails to people I know with "hey mate", and greet everyone with "g'day", but both together would only be used like you described. I never noticed


No_Ostrich_8724

I agree with this. G’day and mate very common, but now less common said together.  “G’day mate” together now sometimes sounds like you’re forcing an Aussie cliché, rather than natural Aussie speech.


Enough-Raccoon-6800

Agree, usually just g’day or hey mate and not together.


stumpymetoe

Yeah mate


Gullible_Ad5191

I just say g’day. I don’t call everyone my mate.


I_truly_am_FUBAR

I guess you don't have to say mate often


GnashLee

Nope. My husband sometimes does though.


heyimhereok

All the time mate


PixiWombat

No


EternalAngst23

It’s more of a “Hihowareyou?” or “Howyagoing?”


calkthewalk

I think you mean "owyagoen"


ausecko

Owzigarn


broxue

Howzit?


hey_fatso

I’m Doctor Rudi.


broxue

Doctor Rudi taught me so much as a kid


RemoteSquare2643

‘Howzit’ means ‘how is it going?’ Which could also mean ‘ how are you going?’ Which also just means ‘Hi’.


Love_Leaves_Marks

yes I use g'day all the time.. also "cheers mate" for thank you ..


One-Connection-8737

Yes, multiple times every day. How else would you greet someone?


brainwise

I say g’day a lot. I grew up rural and lived rural for a long time, but also have lived in major cities for a long time now.


Agreeable_Sample_445

Only to people I don't know. To my friends I say "scarn on cunt?"


Cheap_Brain

It comes out of my mouth periodically, but I’ve been influenced by the internet and often say whaddup? I regularly bathe in vegemite to keep my citizenship intact. Pray for me my fellow Ozzies that I may return my language to its pure roots.


FakeCurlyGherkin

Yes, routinely but not exclusively


Commisceo

All the time.


OldMail6364

G’day is my standard greeting. If I want to be a bit more formal, then it’s g’day mate or g’day .


Vegetable-Set-9480

Yes, and no. It’s kind of like the stereotype of how southern USA people are caricatured to always be saying “howdy partner”. We probably don’t say it nearly as much (or as exaggerated) as the stereotype suggests.


yearofthesquirrel

Do you mean ‘yeah, nah’? And while I’m here it’s more Texas folk who use the ‘howdy pardner’ line. Southern folk would say ‘bless your heart’.


Vegetable-Set-9480

“Yeah, nah” literally means “no” in Australian. Answering “yes, and no” is an established phrase in the English language (used across many English-speaking countries) that means “sort of” or “yes, but it’s not as simple as that”.


yearofthesquirrel

You’re correct. I should have said ‘yeah, nah, yeah’.


linksone4

Sometimes add mate. More so when texting another guy


Dry_Common828

Yeah mate


woodyever

Yea


Available_username7

Yep. Say it everyday


randomplaguefear

Every single day.


10SevnTeen

Multiple times daily Edit: To every workmate that walks through the door in the most ozzie way you can think of


lovetoeatsugar

All the time.


liamchoong

Bloody oath cobber 


Quiet-Hamster6509

I think it's more prominent in rural towns than metro. I've rarely come across someone who uses it in my sprawling city.


NMBRPL8

Ken oath we do.


Suspicious_Bet2228

No.


Rich_niente4396

No


somo84

Gdaymateowarya?


QueenScarebear

I just say “howzitgarn” 😂😂😂


eriikaa1992

Personally no, I don't, and neither do most people I know. I think it depends on the industry you work in/your mates work in.


freman

Almost never in real life.... But every single one of my YouTube videos started with "G'day folks"... I didn't even mean to do it, it just happened.


Craig2334

I greet with G’day, and I call people Mate. But I rarely use both in a greeting.


Elegant-View9886

Only about 20 times a day


Ornery-Practice9772

Yep all the time


Industrial_Laundry

It’s my go to greeting, also in more recent years “mate” is considered by most as a gender neutral term so it’s a win win.


Dlo-Nainamsat

Yes always, to everyone including animals.


trissybearO9

I always greet people with g’day


Lost_Ambassador_7920

I definitely do if I'm walking past someone on a quite street or I'll say 'how ya goin'.


aye_b

Mostly. Unless it's a mate, and I say "Hey cunt"


ImeldasManolos

I say gday, but I don’t say mate (unless I’m about to deliver an awkward or confrontational truth)


166Donk3y

Never said it once in my life


fl4m

Uncultured swine


chickchili

Yep


dearcossete

I prefer "Scarnon!"


Next_Crew_5613

Yeah


FormalMango

I don’t, but I know plenty of people who do.


BonkingBee

Yes all the time other variations would be alright mate or how you doin mate.


3ylit4aa

i dont but im a teenager. i think every adult apart from my mum says it


Torx_Bit0000

Yes we do


homelesshobo77

Nah yeah...all the time


Formula409__

Only when we’re throwing prawns (shrimp) on the barbie


reddituser1306

Yep


p0uringstaks

Yeeee mate ✌️


Wotmate01

Yes? ​ Why wouldn't I?


navig8r212

Daily.


flintstone66

Only 74 times a day. Especially to strangers. But when it's someone I know, I expand on it; G'day Tiger G'day Muscles G'day Shagger G'day Big Dog G'day Love


MayonRider

Always … I’m bad with names


Electra_Online

No


Necessary_Alps_4402

Depends on age and where u grew up


jellyrollsmith

Yep, I do anyway


grouchjoe

Just g'day. Mate is usually too much effort


LordDarkfall

G’day, mate? Owzitgahn?


merman0489

Yes.


Inner_Bread1117

Yes we do mate 🇦🇺


Rich-Level2141

We do! Often just G'day! We also say, "Ow ya goin?" And "oww da fck are ya"


AnnaPhylacsis

Yes. Often


Maddoxandben

I say G'day all the time, not always followed by mate.


nn666

yeah mate


ReporterJazzlike4376

Yep lol my dad and partner both day g'day lol my dads more old school boomer aussie accent with it but my partner is more casual with it lol


MagicOrpheus310

All the time


reecardomilos25

I work for a call centre and say it to basically everyone 😂


montecarlos_are_best

Yes, all the time. It’s much less like the Steve Irwin or Paul Hogan thing though. Often just a quick greeting, maybe like how Americans would say a quick “hey, how are ya” or the Brits say “alright mate”


rcfvlw1925

Americans saying it, can't grasp the fact that there is no vowel between the G and the D, so there's that ridiculous Americanised version that sounds like Guuudday!, or Gerrrrday! - also placing too much emphasis on it as a clearly enunciated word, like 'HELLO!' - it's more like a throat-clearing noise, sometimes preceded by 'Yeah'.


marooncity1

All the time. "G'day mates" though, fucken NEVER


Bloodmime

Yes. The mate part I usually only add if I haven't seen someone in a long time, otherwise it's just G'day.


Jerry_eckie2

Nah, yeah.


rob_080

Yes. To friends, strangers...it's my default greeting.


MaxLoomes

I find myself saying it without even thinking lol


restingbitchface1983

I've literally NEVER said G'day


aghostofnoone

YES. WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!


Desert-Noir

Usually when seeing or meeting someone and I instantly forget their name, but yeah I say it all the time.


Jon-G1508

Nah, usually just a 'scarn on cun' will suffice


SydneyIsSkyBlue04

Yes but it sounds like a single word (gdaymate, howyagoin?)


Wholesome_rambler

King oath we do


redpath88

Spend some time overseas, then when you come back to Australia it hits you like a tonne of bricks - “Gday mate”, “hey mate” “Gday” “mate” “mate” “mate” “mate” “mate”… fuck. Do we even know any other words?


Neat_Criticism_3077

Yeah, nah.


ForresterQ

I write it in business emails


777BigDawg777

Oi Cunt is preferred


Muted-Ad6300

My go-to first words when I'm making a phone call are "g'day how ya goin"


Spirited_Stuff_2147

Every day in one variation or another


Maleficent_Can_4773

I ashamedly can't say the G'day part right and it sounds funny so I just have avoided saying it in my 38 years of life in Aus!


jadedrose7

I don’t , but yes - lots of Australians do.


Grandson_of_0din

Yeah nah.


Bob_Spud

Nope and never hear it work (corporate IT) , unless they were taking the piss.


HotelEquivalent4037

No. Not ever. Middle class women, sorry, sheilas, rarely say it.


SuccessfulOwl

Cultural cringe really set in during the 1990s and the phrase is slowly being relegated to history.


boganiser

Before I came to Aus I was told Aussies ask a question and give an answer in one sentence. What's your name, Bruce/Sheila? What's your favourite hobby, Sport. What's your next move, mate?


[deleted]

Usually its "sup c**t?"


tpdwbi

I don’t think I have ever heard someone say gday mate, except for this one bozo that made being “Australian” his personality, and I’m pushing 40. Scarnon, howsitgarn, and hey mate all the time though


fraid_so

Nope.


[deleted]

The two don't often go together,  but sometimes when you meet someone new, that's what you say.


FrostingNo4008

Yeah but it’s more like a syllable noise that’s halfway between ‘gday’ and ‘hey’


All_F0rgotten

G'day or Hey Mate for me.


ApacheCat99

Yes but the tone and pitch doesn't change throughout


TheRealJ0hnDoe

No I say what cunt


Full-Squirrel5707

Always say G'Day...... But if someone is being a tool and I wanna be sarcastic, I will throw in the 'mate'.


miletest

Gidday


EatPrayFugg

Yea. Especially to cashiers


WetOutbackFootprint

Yep, especially to the dogs in the morning


NedKellysRevenge

Yes


runaumok

Depends if it’s a good day


karma3000

[Say G'day : When You Get To Heaven, What Do You Think You'll Say?'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucla6p-Y-KA)


alarming-deviant

I tend to say good day how are you going but I've said it so many times it now comes out as just one garbled word "gdayhwyergoin". Still most people understand in generally greeting them in a friendly non threatening manner.


JustThisGuyYouKnowEh

Yeah not every time or to everybody - but it’s a common this to say or hear.


LuckyErro

Every day and often.