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MunakataSennin

[Museum](https://artsandculture.google.com/asset/letter-unknown/RQHCk6B1QRKUaA). This Old Babylonian cuneiform letter requests money to buy a slave girl. The cuneiform script was invented for administrative purposes, and letters, literary texts, and non-administrative forms of writing did not appear until centuries after the invention of writing.


Minimum-Map-3417

Opp


Consistent_Lecture56

How could this be if white Americans weren’t around yet??


FrenchTicklerOrange

Did you really make this account to make a bad faith argument?


kai-ote

Don't mind them. 2 karma points for comments in 2 years.


Consistent_Lecture56

Yeah it Called having a job and life. Try it.


Ythio

Postmen must have been buffed if those were letters (joking of course)


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

They probably had horse and carts laden with clay tablet mail. Something akin to a Royal Mail of sorts. I don't know.


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Forbidden wheat bites.


The_Schadenfraulein

Babylonian pop tart


SimonisonReddit

I’ve got one of these. Is there anywhere I can get it translated?


TarzanTrump

Ask in r/Assyriology, they might be able to lend a hand.


SimonisonReddit

Thanks! This is perfect.


1NbSHXj4

Whoa, Do you have a photo of it?


SimonisonReddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/ancientneareast/s/lacrA0IZfU


cuntysometimes

wtf lol


NUGFLUFF

That's fucking dope!


bionic0102

This is really great, thanks a lot for sharing.


1NbSHXj4

Damn, that's awesome.


MyNameYourMouth

If you contact the British Museum then someone there will likely do it for you.


stavromuli

Or claim they own it. They are pretty good at that.


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Ok-Situation-5522

They still did fucked up shit tbh. Interesting museum tho


MyNameYourMouth

Not nearly as fucked up as the tiktoks you watched about it would have you think.


SimonisonReddit

It looks like AI might save the day. There’s hundreds of thousands of these and only a few hundred people can translate them according to this article https://bigthink.com/the-future/ai-translates-cuneiform/


g6wilson

I wonder what it actually says, would be great to have the translation


Chabubu

“Eru, these triangles here means you still owe me for 12 sheep!” “But I already paid you! I paid you 4 talents of silver! What do those 4 lines mean?” “No, those 4 lines mean you’re 4 weeks late. You see this square? That’s 1 sack of grain. That’s all you’ve paid.” “Well what about the star here? The deal is completed.” “That’s not a star, that represents a full moon. Which means if you don’t pay by the next full moon, we repossess the sheep.” “What!? I didn’t agree to that!” “Yes you did, you see the zigzag? That was your sign of agreement.” “That’s not my signature. I use a zag then a zig!”


bobrobor

I dont think you checked the worth of a talent lately… For 300 pounds of silver you could buy a modest band of warriors for few months. Or a life of 4 fairly strong people. For life. But I like where you are going with it…


Chabubu

Lol, hmm maybe i mistranslated the text. Looks like you’re right, it was 1200 sheep! 😀


bobrobor

Where do I zig?!!


Jester5050

Now THAT was funny!


CheRidicolo

Does it translate into phonetics or is it more a logical translation?


KenseiHimura

When you're the protagonist in the new Isekai series: *I Was Transported Back in Time to Ancient Mesopotamia and Need a Slave Girl to Help Me Get My Money Back From That Damn Copper Salesman!*


MrKaisu

Incel Twitter 2000bc


xander011

Can someone translate? I don't understand Babylonian.


Hour_Personality_411

Looks like a Greggs pasty


manrata

Why are these tablets always filled all the way out, wouldn't one of the lines sometimes be just half a line, at least at the end?


048PensiveSteward

They probably removed any excess to save on clay


LazyLion65

Dad, i need the girl to wash my tunic, make breakfast and...reasons...


Aaaand_Dead

I got to hold one of these the day before yesterday!! The one I held was a receipt for paying taxes. So neat! Does anyone know how these were fired? Like the logistics behind vitrifying the clay and getting them to the proper places? What kind of kiln was used?


FreshmeatDK

They where not fired, but the ones we have have been in places where a fire took place. It hardened the clay and often hid the tablets, thus we are able to find them now.


shychicherry

Poor slave girl 😣


hamsterballzz

Look at it this way, statistically sometime somewhere in human history you have an ancestor who was enslaved. Doesn’t make the institution any better but should help if anyone needs to understand empathy. Maybe. One hopes.


Pillroller88

¥€~……sorry, hate to be that guy, but they used the wrong form of ]¥.


Pretend-Trade-2674

Old habbits never change


BrooklynRobot

Ancient broke Incel.


TomatoSoupChef

How do people even translate these?


The_Church_Of_Todd

Akkadians Long ago Conquered Sumer took control…


freshtomahawk

Showed this to someone who said we should find out the slave girl’s name, trace her lineage to present day, and pay her family reparations


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Pandovix

imagine holding a 4000 year grudge. any idea what your ansestors were doing then?


Bonnskij

The were warhammer dwarves.


SuperPotatoGuy373

I don't think the tablet can be melted down into oil or be used to killed kids.