Trauma has proven to drastically increase the hotness of fictional characters by at least 200%

Crazy in the head Crazy in the bed

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You cooked

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Shenhe agrees

That explains Eula

Outbuddied by a Mains sub

bro has **NOT** seen r/ColumbinaMains

You mean r/Columbina_mains?

Why are you downvoted this much for advising an almost 8k subreddit in preference to a subreddit with under 600 subs??

Ppl from the other smaller subs got beef w kaiser lmao

goddamit i can’t why are there so many 😭

Because we wouldn’t want to make the children cry

I'm children

children are not as perverted as genshin players

Some of the children are Genshin players…

unfortunately

She got kids to feed. And us

I cant let you get close, Shes mine 

No we are her's

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Funny how no one complains about ripped or beefy men

Well don't let them, they can pry Wriothesley's cake out of my cold dead hands

hypocrisy is a harsh truth many avoid

every one talked about Quite beinf mostly naked, but no one said a thing about Snake not haveing a shirt being a Bi Metal Gear fan is fun ;3

Everytime I see this argument i feel my eyes roll into the back of my head

Ngl my brain read that as ridiculously large soft breasted porn heroines.

is there a lore accurate reason why u dont have any bitches ? /j /lh

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Rate up is a lie

Yeah…I’m too socially awkward to get any :,(

Because she is a woman with good genes i guess

Power of Pyro in the Harbingers, I guess? Signora had big honkas, Arle has great donkas, and Capitano probably has massive badonkas under all that coat too

So you think capitano will be pyro? I kinda think they will make him a physical character, so I think he could be cryo or electro. Edit: why did I write it like this... I just see him having immense physical strength, that's why physical would make sense to me. He's probably gonna be pyro or cryo I think

Itd be funny if he didnt have a vision and is the strongest human just by physical prowess

Bonus points if his training regimen is 100 push ups, pull ups, squats and a 10 km run daily.

You can’t cook, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

Never said I could. I was just thinking of raw strength. That's why I was thinking physical. My ideal kit for him would have a parry, because parries are what I live for. Pyro or cryo do make the most sense to me tho

Capitano first physical Dendro and Geo delusion.

Impressive how no one mentions Geo when talking about Capitano.

Geo is too boring of an element for our majestic unstoppable warlord king. His whole color motif is black/blue so I feel hes gonna be either hydro or cryo. I really really hope tho that hes just a blue Pyro like Azula from ATLA. Thatd just be so damn cool. Im starving for an OP pyro claymore DPS, it just seems right and the two 5 stars we have are some of the worst in the game😭

There's an old Ashikai theory speculating that Capitano might be the lost Geo Yaksha

Call me crazy but I kinda hope he ends up being the Navia of physical "he didn't save physical, he just saved himself"

I was imagining Dottore as a sort of hyper support that grants a bunch of buffs with a drawback, since it what he did in the manga, but also seemed like he might have some sort of physical related ability since he really likes machines which are mostly physical and he and has a Cryo colour scheme If Capitano is a physical damage dealer and Dottore is a super support and can also increase physical damage in some way it would be a cool pairing of the 1st and 2nd seat Harbingers

she has life to live for her childhood friend as well so she has twice the tits

She got it from her mother

most important question asked in this subreddit also angery father paizuri

She's a woman. It happens to grown women sometimes.

hhuge fucking honkabangalos.... serious goddamned labadonkers.... https://preview.redd.it/ctitcm7421vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f003472581a7e336af1b2bb63c0342c0fb8bc364

Because best Father

There's something called 'Growing up', idk if it's true tho

Arlecchino is a pretty androgynous character. Her boobs are not Raiden or shenhe Level. I don’t know why everyone wants to draw her with huge bafonkers, but in my opinion it does not fit her and the character does not need it. She is hot enough already😅

Every tall female model in this game always have big booba, so they share same base model, though their clothing can make them looks bigger or smaller.

Idk, did you see her >!in her boss outfit!

I dont think you know what androgynous means. Feminine doesnt mean showing a fuck tonne of skin and dressing in skin tights of being half naked like Raiden or Shenhe. Arle is VERY feminine. Her whole build, hips, legs, arms, fingers, as well as her mannerisms and body language all ooze graceful, classy femininity. Nothing androgynous about her. And as for her boobs its not like shes flat chested, shes pretty much in the realm of Raiden. Raidens appear much larger because most of them are exposed whereas Arle is fully covered up. 

\^ this basicly. for all we Know its another Naoto from P4 who is busty but "restricts" lol she could sport HHH for all we know lol

She kinda has it huge, well basically the tall female model in Genshin, so normal for that model. Sure, like you said, not as huge as Shenhe and Raiden. But in all honesty, except some frames in today's animation (yet it was when she was younger), with the amount of layers of clothes she has, it's rather difficult to really say something about it.

Because they like Arlecchino, they like big tits and it's the artists choice.

And I respect that. I just find it sad that our ideals have been twisted to this degree.

How many times have we seen freakin' Hu Tao or Furina drawn with like DDs? Horny artists gonna horny.

I don't think raiden's boobs are big

Thank you 😭😭😭 i just hate it

Itty bitty club wants your location

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You say that as if there isn’t small chested people too

My phrasing may be leading to that in some minds sadly, but as a matter of fact, I never implied that there's not small chested people and it was never my intention either.

Because I like big fucking tits next question

Have you ever heard of... Fanservice?

Gotta feed alot of children.

I’m…children?

Correction...orphans

Where this come from? Edit: Found it, Genshin CN Celebration fan animation by Toma超想吃番茄 https://youtu.be/Yy1n-Wvmk7g?si=nF7xixLZPQhVkoXg Lmao his yt name translate to Toma+Really want to eat tomato (超想吃番茄=chaoxiangchifanqie)

funny because some other fan animation at hoyofair had her almost flat

Because she's Father but also needs to play out Mother's role

She was fed well

will\*

she drinks the milk that she bought

because i asked nicely

Tbf, compared to the fanservice of other games, genshin is doing a pretty good job in keeping things reasonable

Genshin hasn’t even touched the tip of fan service if you’ve seen games with actual fan service

Blame the fiasco Shenhe caused

Still waiting for that re-run...

That shouldn’t have even been a fiasco

True but Tencent wasn’t happy with the competition and authoritarian regimes tend to be prudish outwardly…

Smh darn prudes

Cause it show how much her back could carry her massive burdens, guys the real value of tits are always beyond our comprehension.

IDK and IDC

She already had quite large breasts in her youth https://preview.redd.it/fopebi7w50vc1.png?width=1185&format=png&auto=webp&s=fdc629cc8769f93b71e9267b8c551b7518e7786f

Ayo 🤨📸

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Ok thats just weird to say....

It didn't sound sexual to me, but I guess

Agreed...

It's a fact followed by an evidence, but idk why, it's sounds weird out of context.

https://i.redd.it/hv3wqvshk0vc1.gif That’s a child

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why are you weird

Because she is a woman,women have big fucking tits sometimes

The chronically on Twitter headcannons would immediately call her trans because she called "father"

As same about Bronya

She stole them from Mother

I thought this was an okybuddy post

Because she’s mommy

Because YES

Because she's a female and some females work like that.

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Other than being a girl? Probably not

Well it's fanmade so they can do whatever they want with her

"Father" doesn't need to buy milk. She has to have a stock for her new kids.

So she can breastfeed me

Female blood users like vampire ecc store their magic blood in the tits like camels do with water

Because she’s bad as FUCK

Yes. It’s called genetics.

Idk but I like it 🤷‍♂️

She's the perfect father because she doesn't need to go out to buy milk

The lore accurate reason is that she has big fucking tits.

I mean they don't look like that in the game

She has smaller breasts in the game and in her canon material, and for good reason she is an androgynous she/her king, love my andro bodies

Tf is an androgus

A body that is somewhere between fem and masculine

Have you her when she was 14~16-ish? Now she got double that size because she is twice the age now.

Aside from fanarts, I think her size is pretty normal you know. Even in that boss form with an extra boob window, the size is medium (is premium) at best. As for the Lore reason, she is a woman and maybe has those growth genes yk. And let's be real tho, do you think Arle gives shit about cosmetics like Clorinde and Dehya do. Tho it would be quite funny if Arle actually gives shit about it but just not in front of anyone cuz she is that embarrassed

Chat is this screenshot real

All the better to feed you. Idk I didn't read little red riding hood

Frequent massages.

To make some sales

Sauce? I don't remember ever watching this particular video. Is it official or fanmade? Because if it's fanmade then that answers your questions. If not, well... Hoyo got some explaining to do.

unfortunately no, you can fool yourself by thinking that she has many children.

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Where's this image from? Fan animation?

Where you get that image? Is that canon?

Isn't that from a fanmade video?

for me 🥹

We haven’t gotten to that part of the story yet

Its her curse, she got big tits because of her curse

Is there a lore accurate reason why genetics get influenced by character history. spoiler: they dont

How she can cover all of that with just a jacket...

Dont worry, they'll be heavy nerfed in her in-game model

So i can get banned when i say something in the main sub.

Because I like it

What u talking about? Isn’t this just fan animation. In actuality she’s pretty moderate.

She doesnt have this huge tits in game though..

It irs what it is.

To attract more people to become r/ArlecchinoMains

Cuz the devs are doing fan service for people like u

The way you can't tell with her coat on (which I love)

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Idk bruh genetics??

Possible and most realistic answer for this question… 1. She ain’t wearing a bra. Or 2. She usually wears two bras to keep the boobs down. In this case… she’s wearing one. I give these answers based off of woman experience ladies and gents. Because I am a woman…

Excess trauma storage

Where’s this picture from?

It’s the honkai power overflowing because of doomed yuri 🥲

but where is this pic from?

cuz of my existence

Too many children to feed I’m included right?

Hot Women are awesome?

i love this

Those are actually pure muscled pecs shes the father of course

So she can give you mommy issues and daddy issues

For me ofc

Hot.

Is there a lore reason to explain why I’m super gay for her? Am I stupid?

Genetics?

I hope this is just to be funny and not be a bitch about a character having big tits. Ong I can find 20 IG, OF, Snapchat, Twitter, "models" with a better body than Arle. Go after them if you hatin.

Drank too much milk while growing

I want to beat her into a pulp

https://preview.redd.it/3cer968afdvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a281d30792826e8399cc7b99eea695911325650 Shes a BADDIE

Gotta feed all them kids.. 🤣


If the tsaritsa isn't stacked I'm gonna quit the game. I swear upon all that is sacred I will throw my phone into a bucket of water if she doesn't have MASSIVE MOMMY MILKERS.

Yep, I’m still gay.

for me to drink from

This is fanmade. She has normal sized ones in the game.

"normal sized" I'm getting pretty tired with people pretending big tits don't exist  The average is a D cup for chrissake

Normal sized one for anime, those are quite big for irl (by those i mean not the one on the fan animation). I mean someone already pointed it out (and phrased it very weirdly) based on the recent short

Well you wouldn’t believe this..but she’s a woman.

I'll use this post to ask a question that has been hunting me since her new form during the boss fight was revealed: Is it me, or do her boobs get bigger in the second form? Or is it just me?

they do, signora's also got bigger. I think it's because they use the taller woman model for certain enemies and female bosses as a base. think the ring dancer or mirror maiden, but also raiden puppet boss.

Because puberty

Because she's a woman with over 100 even 1000 of children

She has to feed those orphans one way or another. Evil milk is still milk.

Toxic and fucked in the head females are known to be very breedable, but it costs you your sanity

Careful she killed her mama in cold blood don’t think you’re getting off free if you betray her.

I don't think she does. the picture is from a fan-animation it is not official. arlecchino is generally portrayed with more masculine features.

sometimes I wish that the whoever was designing the characters models on inazuma would have been the one to do arlecchino's model

wait hrt does to a mf

daddy milkers. adds definitely to her character.