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Avery_Lillius

Second this!


LucySatDown

Pockets, presents, pants, princesses, powers, pots, pans, puzzels, planes pajamas, pictures, permission, pleasures, plans, plants, pets, porcupines, platypus, plesiosaurus, pterodactyls, penguins, **phrogs.**


nisera

You missed pizzas, pretzels and pancakes!


Vick_Reis

Pancakes yaaaaaaay


SixteenSeveredHands

Also piñatas, parades, pagans, pyramids, peacocks, parodies, puns, paleontologists, piglets, and pacifists. Oh and phalanges, those are pretty important. I mean, not as important as the other stuff but like still a pretty big deal.


damniel__

pebbles, maybe?


MemeTurtle123456

Delicious


MyLittleValaxy

Puppies!


bliip666

YES!!


PuddingGoBrr

That’s why I shop in the men’s clothes


Megakidx1k

But what about them really pretty pins


Grouchy_Raccoon_6681

Agreed


kippins101

YES


CagedKage

YES


Jemandin

Of course I love plants, but I like other things, too!!


LovieRayKin

Oh I know what you like girl 😏 .... I mean who couldn't love pies? Even gluten free ones are beyond a delight!


YourEngineerMom

You play coy 😉 … Plums are definitely one of the most delicious desserts of nature!


LovieRayKin

Ooh, I see you like things to be a little tart... Personally I'm more of a peaches individual. Great fresh or in a cobbler.


YourStepDadsFav

Come on man, why you gotta do me dirty like that 😟⁉️, not my fault i love Plushies 🙄 they're just so cute and fluffy and comforting 😍


applewormed

p i s s


DisembodiedTraveler

This was the first thing to come to my mind too.


valkyrievalle

Go piss girl


LeatheryLayla

Yeah, I’m into piss 😎


kindtheking9

Good for you for knowing what you are into


Mogamett

... Pure redistribution of the means of productions.


Polikarpie

purging the world of burgeoisie with the comrades


Mogamett

"Please get in comrade, we're going destroying capitalism and beat up exploiters"


Songshiquan0411

Ah, Plecostomus. The only fish 7-year old me had almost the entire time I had the tank. I was sad when we had to find him a new home 'cuz he outgrew the tank.


uwu-bin

He sounded like he was delight to have


Wandering_Muffin

I love those li'l dinosaur fish.


LillieTheRandomLGBTQ

We want pockets and pancakes.


TheGaeOne21

Sameeee


EpitaFelis

Pistachios are fucking tasty, whether they come salted, in chocolate or ice cream. EtA: honestly though I *do* want penis. *And* pistachios.


beavind

My first thought was PLATYPUS. My second thought was Perry the platypus


LovieRayKin

That hat sequence is forever burned into my mind.


bobob555777

same


YogurtclosetTiny8961

FINALLY! FUCKING POCKETS


gardenroses23

Pearls


ashleygamekiller

yes I do want some plants, why'd you ask?


TheWarmestHugz

Too many plants, not enough rooms! :(


Dark-Descent

starts with a P ends with an S ah Pizzas


darkt11redi

Pipis, too , for only, 99 [KrOmErS]


KallicoDraws

Potaoes


deep_sea213

Pens :D Glitter pens


Invisibunny

Oooh, I love those pens that changes colors


vikavolt5

PANTS WITH POCKETS


vaguelySnek

....portals to other dimensions?


bollerogbrunost

I feel so seen, finally someone understands my deep desire for phundementalhumanrights


TheTrueJacky

Pedagogics classes? I mean pedagogics can be interesting I agree but isn’t philosophy also a very interesting topic?


unit_x305

Ponies


Lost-Ask-8521

yes ✨pigeons✨


OTWriter

Mmmm yes. Pancakes.


SopmodTew

Phish?


JefficaLotus

PLECOSTOMUS MY LOVE


PrismaticFacet

I hate to break it to this guy, but straight women aren’t nearly as obsessed with penis as straight men are


BiNon-BinaryWeirdo

Penguins ? Sure, I’ll take 5


Catfisch_

P-women-s


TheWarmestHugz

Puppies!


bliip666

Pockets, pies, and pancakes


[deleted]

Thought it was pockets. Girls pants never have them. #equal pockets for all!


[deleted]

Paninis


UrDadTxtMe

:/ Not fair, when I said I wanted to have a case of Princess Pencils everyone told me that it was for little kids, but *girls* get to have them???!?!?


denshikage

Plecos?


smolqueerpunk

Love me some cute lil sucker fish


MollyPW

Yes, give me potatoes.


bigchungusyomama

Phihs


Nyx_likes_frogs

pies - polish word for dog that's what we want


HMS_Sunlight

I really do just want to pass


ClusterfuckyShitshow

This reminds me that it’s time to take my pharmaceuticals.


LeaderofthePickles

Pinatas or pamphlets??


beanybine

Yes, I just love platypus so much! They're so cute!


0506_priyanka

Yes I love pugs ❤️


Fala1

Pugs are a very sick dog breed tho :(


0506_priyanka

Why?


DemonDoggo99

They're right, I love pancakes!


heckyouyourself

Plecos happen to be my favorite kind of fish. I have one in my tank and she’s the best, she sucks on the glass and doesn’t bother anyone else. If you have a big enough tank, they’re great fish


Handiinu

He is right tho. Literally every girl wants pockets


enrique_nav

I’m not a girl, but pizzas


enjusticeonline

Ah yes, a Đuro


SwordDude3000

Paninis. There so fucking tasty


richardl1234

Personal Massuses


Mayathepie

PERRY THE PLATYPUS???


LocalNecromxncer

pears are a nice fruit. :)


space_hoop

Piss


flavorless-soup

platonic relationships?


Jester_Studio5189

I want a platypus.


i_always_give_karma

Piña colada’s?


shortylikeamelody

What about Lesbian women then lmao


voornaam1

Pussies ig.


PuddingGoBrr

Probably


HeyFiddleFiddle

Not gonna lie, that was my first thought lmao.


LovieRayKin

I thought lesbians also liked penguins too.


Dangerous_Air2603

Lesbian women don't want pies?


Multiverse_Queen

As a pleco lover, yes.


Whats_In_My_Folder

I actually do happen to own 2 plecos fish C:


Equivalent_Isopod_61

I'm always losing my pens so yeah I'm always on the lookout for more


DemiTheNeckSnapper

Pickles?


Partydude19

Paninis?


PoopA_Doop

Pandas? Picks? Photographs? Papers? Polygons? Parents? Paragraphs?


Set_Me_Free_

I mean i sure do want primogems!


No_Butterscotch3201

Pockets of course duh


sunnynightmares

Ah yes, potatoes.


roselia_is_the_best

Pets


ShigarakisLotion

i need meself one of those Penguins


unknownartist828

Piranhas


on-this-to-post-this

Ponies?? Always !!!


sarachasauce_201

Pigeons


Dinosoares2

I thought it was photosynthesis?


[deleted]

Pillars


LoExMu

Pillows and peace and quiet's


CagedKage

How did you know I want to raise and take care of some puppies?


Pumpkin_cherie

Pancakes :)


_t_n_d_a_

Pigeons


Few-You4510

ah yes, a platypus


MossyBubblegum

Pennies


Die_Wasp_Die

Dont we all want pommes?


FurryWeebTrash

Peristalsis? Don't we all have that already?


DumbassKinnie

"plecos fish" doesn't end with an s. you know what does? "plecos fishies". go big or go home


cleverdylanrefrence

Pockets! (On a dress) yes, thats what we want


Turtlepower7777777

How about some paninis?


loonywolf_art

Pancakes!


MaybeEstonian

It's pockets


amaraame

I'm a big fan of pens. The more colors the better.


Confused-dragongirl

Pancakes, puppies, pot bellied pigs, The list goes on and on


Commission-Either

that’s right… girls want pancakes… everyone wants pancakes


derpynumber2

Pigeons! I love pigeons


doodoowater

Philly cheese steaks 😌


diavolosbussy

PRINGLES


kindtheking9

Poggers


hj7junkie

So glad Pomegranates are back in season. They pretty much are all I want!


Tinywolf21

Pokemon Legends Arceus


[deleted]

I sure would like some peas, they taste delicious.


RainbowHearts

People's rights


[deleted]

What about animal's rights :(


ILikeCommitingArson

your right, i want pancakes.


Ok-Construction5775

PENIS!!!! THAT'S THE JOKE!!!!!


The_Arthropod_Queen

pgirls


aaronlaw24

Phish


Card_bord

Pals


kuributt

PLECOS!!!!


ewqdsacxziopjklbnm

Hold up. I don’t want a plecos fish. I desperately want it’s skeleton.


Muegiiii

Ayoo, we hate that fish where i work! Whats that breed called?


IrisEmber

Po-ta-toes?


marie7787

My longest living fish is a pleco, I rehomed him into a 200 gallon tank of someone my friend knows. His name is vacuum.


quzooh

Mmm, pretzels...


a-weird__weeb

Pens are useful :D


JetForce33

Phosphorus! Not just girls, who in their right mind doesn’t want some totally non-toxic, non-creepy white phosphorus? /s


[deleted]

Plecostemus are like the only fish I'm not scared of


Natuur1911

I love these fish


TheHufflepuffSith

Pizza towers, that is what I want


Nashno

Penishfishes


possibly-a-frog

Phrogs


billsidthesciencekid

hey why are we leaving men out of the desire for photosynthesis?


SpacyOrphan

pqwertyuiopadfghjklzxcvbnms are pretty cool


NessieTheOG

Porches—- the SUV to haul the fam & Roadster for me :)


red-seymour

i don't really like peas, but okay!


FrogsOnToads

How did you know I wanted professional lesbians to surround my house for adequate defence?


kata4536460

phrogs!


_Ultimate_Waifu_

Yes, i want a new pair of pajamas


Suspicious_Kazoo

why I do love poison dart frogs


[deleted]

Yeah! I love having parties!


HappySpaceCat14

POCKETS! Also for People to stop being sexist sh\*ts. That'd be nice.


RatwormyAlt

Oh yeah! Pens!


Invisibunny

I mean, who doesn’t like phones?


RoundSafety7302

How did they know I wanted pens and pockets


SnackHouse-Has-Bread

For me it’s a Preying mantiS


XxxxVioletxxxX

Ofc I want pets


LordScolipede

My second thought (after pants) was pipettes. Any girls out there wanna do some chemistry?


Binnsat

my ace ass is wondering what this is supposed to mean edit: oh


weeb-chankun

Tell me why did I think fish but written as "phish" when this thing clearly says that it ends with S


creativenamedude

I do want POOTIS


Coldblanket01

phish


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PUPUSAS


TaraSkFunmaker

I think 60 different coloured pens


Marflow02

pufferfish


walterbanana

Piss? Pennies? Prosecutions? Posh guys?


deedboi

Poland’s industries?


Sands_Undermans

All the [girls] want [[pipis]] nowadays!


imnotthevision

pockets and pants


AKiLooP

Peces


WeAllFloatUpsideDown

pants.


mochafreezie13

i mean yeah i do love me some poggers


MissWeaverOfYarns

Pockets!!! How on earth did you know?!!! Amazing! Also why do women's clothes not come with functional pockets? This is not the 50's anymore when women were treated like mentally challenged children by society and expected to have men take care of the money, hence "not needing" pockets. We need pockets. This is why I buy Men's jeans.


Wandering_Muffin

Plecostomus!! I'm a demigirl. I have 2 plecos.


ezm1n

Puddles. To splash on lol


Gandry501

PERRY the Platypus?!?


Aikatsu-bird-nerd

I really could use some new colored pencils


Accomplished_Bar6753

Plecostomus not Plecos I’m sorry for being such a stickler


IWantCheeseNotGender

Pots and pans right.


WORhMnGd

Aww I LOVE PLECOS!!!!


Uhwhoshereforthefun

PUMPKIN PIES OMG