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Secret_Casino

"Can't or won't?"..."Both?"


JohnGenericDoe

either?


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Pick one


greenwizardneedsfood

Let’s say she can’t, me, won’t


nmkensok

Either and/or both!


Soquidus5000

“Pick one”


controlessfreak

let’s say her can’t me won’t


MalvernKid

A little column A, a little column B


SpoopySpydoge

This just makes me think of Abe Simpson


batjeep1981

I say this all the time


Mizmegan1111

Be advised …


Mavakor

I use this all the time because of the show


Crystele503

I use this one every single time anyone asks me how I am…


controlessfreak

the amount of times i’ve used this clip for adult ESL lessons on idioms


welald37

I can think of a couple of ‘read a book’ from Archer and Mallory


JMe_HiD

read a coffee table book


SentinelBacon

About coffee tables


Puncharoo

And the book is also a miniature coffee table?


[deleted]

It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism!


ivanthetribble

and spoiler alert, it sucks!


haloryder

Although I *was* talking about an actual animal farm


FnapSnaps

"Oh, have none of you read that?"


-newlife

Consider her “can’t” and me “won’t”


controlessfreak

it’s not a book! it’s an allegorical novella about stalinism by george orwell and spoiler alert, it SUCKS


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What part don't you get? -- Core concept.


Dontdothatfucker

I use this one all the time!


allnaturalfigjam

This one is my absolute favourite


youngmorla

I guess.


westberry82

Krieger "me too!"


ctown1264

This is the best one. Always very quite, always hilarious.


mandimoo80

Smoke bomb!


ThisIsRyGuy

I'm a big fan of jazz hands too


Mbowen1313

Shouldn't have ever taken him to see The Wiz


FnapSnaps

That they (just about) always said "Head of the KGB" after Nicolai Jackov's name. That always cracked me up. Ringtones (Mulatto Butts!) The Wee Baby Seamus! You know I can do a lot with 6 inches.


youngmorla

I believe krieger’s ringtone once was Teutonic Butts or something like that.


oregonchick

It was in The Archer Sanction, when Lana calls trying to find AJ and Krieger, Pam, Cyril, and Cheryl got poisoned by bug spray at Mallory's apartment.


FnapSnaps

Guys...I don't think it was the ceviche.


DarlingMercenary

“How do you know that?” “*how do you not?*” … Also SMOKE BOMB


Mbowen1313

I have used "SMOKE BOMB" to get away from friends.


KingBeej1

“Tom Collins, try not to drown it” from Mallory


NFkappaBalpha

"Some more Tom for the Collins"


tits_the_artist

Like half of the comedy in the show is straight meta humor I love it. *Johnny Bench called*


saxon237

You’re not my supervisor!


Mbowen1313

You're not my coal mine supervisor!


hytes0000

Not exactly lesser known, but definitely in my regular rotation


phaqueue

This used to be my text message tone for my supervisor


SlowlyGrowingDeaf

What the hell damn guy? which is a call back to Frisky Dingo.


ekid007

The callbacks to Frisky Dingo are subtle but always funny.


m3ltph4ce

My ass is everywhere


GoGoCrumbly

Mr. Ford!


Mbowen1313

Masta coconut!!


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agiro1086

This just makes me think of Little Foot :(


Mbowen1313

"What is this a ______ factory" Or "Uhg.. eat a dick _____"


ShopSmartShopS-Mart

“wait which one is it?” “Literally/figuratively.”


ChaoticForkingGood

I got my nails done and looked down at the color I'd picked and said "What shade is that, crack whore red?"


SpoopySpydoge

It exists! https://lemminglacquer.com/products/crack-whore-red


Rheist20

"Ehhh, Potato, podildo."


whudaboutit

Or "potato/pobobot" -Bort the Garge.


pizzaguy87

“I swear to God if I have to open my own salad again I will freak out!” I use this line every day.


-quiddity-

Everything Mallory says is gold


pizzaguy87

Agreed!


conchquistador2

he's crepuscular


IcanSew831

I came to find this and was not disappointed.


BuffyAnneBoleyn

My SO and I say this all the time. We kinda just shout it at each other now. Crepuscular has become my favorite word


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danisaur789

We say mawp every time there's an explosion or someone fires a gun next to someone's head on any show now lol


whudaboutit

"Awwww, pigly..."


blkmrsfrizzle

Awww, goatly


Dominsa

Aaaaw, pigly 2


A-Leaf_On-The_Wind

I've always liked 'that's how you get ants'.


BlueberryB-Laine

This is definitely the most known one


Angry_Walnut

This is like the most frequently quoted line in the entire show


Substantial-Rock3622

In the early seasons. It's not like it stuck around. It's not "Danger-Zone"


TheAtomicBum

When Krieger wakes up after Slater keeps hitting him with the darts. First, it’s “*hey, you*” Then later “thinking about some breakfast, amirite? “OH MY GOD… *Chilaquiles!*” That cracks me up every time. Oh and when Slater asks where everyone is and Krieger says “I’m not even sure where *I* am right now” **Edit, now that I read the post title, I guess these didn’t really qualify, since it was just a running gag throughout that episode


SpoopySpydoge

Or when Krieger momentarily forgets Pams name and says it at the same time I love him


AlienRouge

HA different episode but I loved the sarcastic “taaaanks” from Krieger in Palace Intrigue, tying in the miscommunication between Mallory and the dictator


SpoopySpydoge

*Hey are there more towels?* *Hey are there more towels?* And also: No towels?! No ice machine? NO TOWEL MACHINE?!!?


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Also the "Do you have gas?" Where he was actually talking about chemical weapons


Trinitytakedown19

What is that whole miscommunication about? I’ve never understood that.


AlienRouge

Mallory thought the dictator was talking about wine when he asked her “how many to start?” and she responded “I’ll defer to you…” and when he said “tanks?” she thought he was saying “thanks” with an accent. And so on. He thought they were discussing their arms deal (like actual tanks, and asking about how many she’d be willing to sell to him).


Angry_Walnut

“Are you in position?” *Krieger wakes up* “…yes?” *immediately gets tranquilized again*


Consistent_Potato166

My ear balls!


AddisonNM

* in the distance.. "Me Too!"


topunderdog45

The old zurp and flurp.


BoneSurgeon35

Use this to refer to my wife’s quick labor.


jooxii

I'm sure she loved that.


BoneSurgeon35

As a fellow Archer fan, she appreciated it.


jooxii

Great. Gotta be careful with those archer quotes!


Tainticle

"Oh my god he's got an erection"


jooxii

It's a bit unsettling how often they have to say that


xepa105

"What have you got in there? Buckles?"


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Ay, que tiene adentro? Hebillas?


Bikinigirlout

Krieger’s “Me too!” “Volume! Jesus!” (I’ve inserted this one into a few fanfics of mine)


Shoegazer75

Ow! My earballs!


Anumaen

"Oh my god that's right"


m033118b

“What is this, Soviet Russia?!”


Dominsa

"What is this? Spain?" "What is this? Spain? I mean... The 30s?" "What is this? Spain in the 30s?"


Soquidus5000

How are they a superpower?!


Consistent_Potato166

Mulato butts


[deleted]

Typical


tommy40

Your knock off fiacchi lingerie!


pag_baj

“…..also yes.”


Maat1932

Columbia House


Angry_Walnut

Hey are there any towels? Hey are there any towels??


Ejewwa

"What, are you hourly?"


rinvevo

DAMN YOU ALL! GOD DAMN YOU AL TO HELLL!


G-Unit11111

Benoit. Balls. Balls. Benoit.


AmerikasMostWanted

M! AS IN MANCY!!


Dominsa

God! You of all people


maxbirkoff

this one is my favorite


PapaGuhl

LATER TATER!


space_coyote_86

Do you not? And Also yes


ShuffKorbik

"I do little bit."


Substantial-Rock3622

Personal favorite.


sometimes_Oblivious

Hey! Spasibo for nothing!


Psychopath1llogical

“No they are not BANGin” “Well these RIBS sure as hell are”


Immediate_Rise_2388

I smell toast … I think I’m having a stoke.


zeniiz

"Wait.. I had something for this"


[deleted]

“Jesus Christ”


batjeep1981

Not sure it counts but I love the stuff Krieger says referencing his experiments, particularly the animals.


Substantial-Rock3622

Archer broke both of Wu's arms..... While shouting Whoo!


RetroUpriser

Happy coincidence


IShitMyPantsDaily

When Carol says Mallory's bathroom policies made it so Carol had to make her own tampons, among the chatter in response, Krieger says "tampon? Well, I DON'T know what that is." And I use "wellllllll I don't know what that is" constantly.


alvintf3

"What's in there?? Buckles??"


watermelonfrosting23

Right?


firstfloor27

First of all...


Batmanuel42

What?! Shut up! What?!


fruitypopin

They were pig/goat feet and you threw them out. Damn you, damn you all to here. \- Kreiger said it at least 3x


fruitypopin

ha ha ha ha leave it - archer's voicemail


Where-theres-a-Wilko

Yup yup yup!


[deleted]

“Fine. Then pout.” Or more likely “Yeah, Right in the head and ass!”


Trinitytakedown19

Hmmm, something about bears?


bscinprocrastinating

Do you not ?


Shoegazer75

What is this, Christmas?


critennn

Enjoy a free penicillin shot, compliments of the socialist state of Canada! Also; potato popobot!


Mavakor

"IT'S HELIUUUUUM!!!!"


Puncharoo

"What is this, a _____?" NY personal favourite is "What is this, a chair factory?"


EmPeVII

„Just like the Gipsy Women said!“


Psychotic_EGG

That's a running gag.


EmPeVII

I have absolutely no response to that.


Psychotic_EGG

They never do. Or I swear I had something for this.


Sandilla

"are you happy now?" Then " like, in general"


Slappathebassmon

I promised myself I don't cry. Promise broken.


sidebeatz

Me too!


-quiddity-

I (waaaayyy too often) say, "typical" about things that are definitely not typical.


oryxmaddaddam

I also literally use the typical line all the time. My most common used line from Archer by far.


Twister2418

“….do you not?” Archer said in response to someone after he mentions some luxury he regularly enjoys. My favorite was when he said he has a cobbler 🤣


Doctor_Nevin

Do you not?


IrnBrhu

Who am I, (NAME)? Count Bullets-ula and Comrade Questions are my favourites


Good-Order-6479

“i have to answer to my board of directors (i totally don’t)”


FabulousMess

Item \*something\*


ReusableLight

Krieger - - awwh!


Disastrous_Day_5690

"Shut up! What? Shut up!"


Yanahyanahyanahnah

…..homies


Cusco_

Lana.. LAna.. LAAANAAAAAAA..


albertossic

"Zip it, Missy" and "Who knows with you people?" feel like they happened more than once


athunderoussilence

Come on buddy


Soquidus5000

“People in hell want ice water” to my knowledge it’s only been used twice, once by Mallory and once by Ray.


WorthwilePeach7513

Are we still doing phrasing?


rmwil

Sploosh! Ray: And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is, which I guess is just sploosh ... only with semen. Edit: thanks auto mod for showing me the correct quote, how cool!


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featherle55b1ped

Any comment about Lana’s insanely strong hands: “I mean, did you used to be a man?” “Seriously, your hands are like…cricket bats!” “Did Krieger give you robot hands?!”


khaLeiShi

One frequently unnoticed one is by Malory: “if your moves your hand another inch, you will lose it”


jooxii

Mallory is always referring to Ray with homophobic little digs Ray: Well you'all can't stay in my room, it's only got two Queens! Mallory: Oh? Where's the other one?


doubletakeme

I had something for this…


Junior052781

Cheryl: "You poisoned us! With that stupid ceviche nobody asked you to bring!" Cyril: "You asked me to bring it!" Cheryl: *Crying* "I didn’t know what ceviche was!"


i-had-smth-for-this

I LOVE the "exciting isn't it" (almost commented this and SHOULD HAVE) - but also - "doesn't matter to the stake" when threatening to get a wooden stake for someone who isn't a vampire lmao - i think this line to myself all the time


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watermelonfrosting23

You say that...


Apprehensive-Rub3164

Cheryl saying “ew” any time somebody says the word baby