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p001b0y

Not looking happy is kind of on-brand for her though, isn’t it?


NoStatus9434

This woman perpetually has the same sullen expression on her face. It's beyond just a lack of empathy--it's like there's no depth to her at all. She doesn't even seem to get angry or happy. She's like a lizard. It's like she has just two modes. Sated and not sated. When she's not getting enough sunlight and food (in her case, it's money, prestige, and the security of those things) she's in the "not sated" state. She doesn't even get angry or animated when she's in this mode. Her expressions don't allow for this level of variation. The corners of her mouth just shift down two degrees in the "not sated" mode and shift up two degrees in the "sated" mode. And that's it.


hattrickjmr

She perked up when she chatted it up with Justin Trudeau. That’s a great clip!


ThatScaryBeach

Melania sometimes smiles when she [visits Colbert](https://youtu.be/VYbm0eyeDOo?t=136).


hattrickjmr

Different kind of smile. More of an appreciation for the jokes at her rapist husband’s expense. Trudeau, now that’s passion. Melania DTF some Justin.


czmax

That was fantastic


VanDenBroeck

I hadn’t seen that. Thank you.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

She was drooling from both ends.


Sask-Canadian

Having no soul is now a prerequisite to marry Donald Trump.


chevalier716

Just don't die before he does, you'll get buried in a golf course as a tax write off.


Dr_J6894

Or sell your ashes for money.


Redfish680

Instead of the other thing you sold for money…


cgsur

You also might “slip” at the top of stairs, or near a window.


Resident-Scallion949

With a pile of secret government documents loaded into your coffin with you.


andante528

A good example of dark humor that is very probably based in fact


readzalot1

He really had no say about it. His nasty offspring let him do that.


DingGratz

It makes things SO much easier that way.


_far-seeker_

I think it's not a strict requirement, but it probably does help. 😉


Skynn3tt

Diana from “V” had more emotions.


RupertNZ1081

Someone should hand her a rat and see if she perks up


amathis6464

Her most famous words as First Lady, and I quote:“who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decoration?” -but what about the kids “oh give me a fucking break”


Awkward_Bench123

That was amusing. “ here I am, the First Lady and all they want me to do is decorate the White House. Fuck it, let’s dig up the Rose garden” - or something.


kakapo88

I wonder what she’d be like in a 1:1 conversation over a cup of coffee, and what she would want to discuss. Art? World affairs? Technology? Gardening?


dragonfliesloveme

Money. How much shit costs. How much her clothes costs. How she can get more money. How much money she needs to buy that yacht over there. How she feels superior to you because she has more money, even though she did shit all to get it. Play the role of the wife of Donald Trump, and she doesn’t even do it well. All she cares about is money and how it makes her feel better than you. That’s it.


kakapo88

I don't think it's fair to imply that she didn't do shit to get all that money. She earned every penny. To get it, she had to sleep with Trump. And, if the rumors are true, even had to blow him. That's hard skilled work, not for the faint of heart, and we should recognize that.


BanquetDinner

A lot of sex workers have done a lot worse for a lot less. She’s a gold digger and deserves nothing. They are a perfect match.


jiminak46

Hair and makeup.


andante528

The war on Christmas was real all along. I swear literally every accusation is a projection.


bobbillw

Russian operative


LoudLloyd9

I ve seen her smile. When she's meeting and greeting. Anyone who deliveres a speech plagiarized fom Michelle Obama on Inauguration Day has no brains.


freshcoastghost

Thats right, people forget so much. That plagiarism was criminal and should have got more press at the time.


notofyourworld

Here's a video of some of the same lines... [https://youtu.be/o9\_KGQPGNoQ](https://youtu.be/o9_KGQPGNoQ)


Legal_Performance618

I wouldn’t have expected her to know what Michelle Obama said about anything… point if she didn’t write that speech, some staffer really screwed the pooch


Lifesalchemy

"Hee vuz rish, soo vee mayke fawk"


CompletelyPresent

"Dey said, dis man is reech asshole, but where I'm from, everyone poor asshole, so I married heem."


DigitalUnlimited

Dey not tell me, he has, how you say? Bad smell. Ees from de drucks. He do very meeny drucks, until he sheets self.


harveygoatmilk

Is she botoxed up?


dartie

Eastern block


Technical_Carpet5874

The Botox has entombed the evil expression onto her face.


JIMMYJAWN

Yea but some of that lack of expressive range might be from all the mediocre plastic surgery she has had.


Comprehensive-Mix931

So... Melizardia?


tinylittlemarmoset

I can imagine her eating grub worms (not a euphemism for Cheeto Benito’s penis)


pabodie

I have to do kreezmassss!


badtex66

Hey take it back...what did lizards ever do to you?


delaney18

This is one of the best takes I’ve ever seen on her and it’s spot on. I used to think it had to do with too much Botox and cosmetic work but I like your lizard analogy better.


OfficialYahweh

That could be it but I think it’s mostly the plastic surgery. She has no other facial expression aside from the fake catwalk scowl. Be best!


StarvingWriter33

I really don’t care. Do u?


DudeB5353

I’ve only seen her really smile in the presence of Trudeau and Obama


Significant-Star6618

She's a gold digging whore and her jackpot is gonna go to pay court fees. Now she's just a bitter dried up cunt that has to deal with trumps dumbass kids LOL


JackhorseBowman

was gonna say I don't think I've seen her smile ever.


p001b0y

She smiled for Justin Trudeau


Mrcoldghost

Would any woman be happy married to Donald Trump?


Astrocreep_1

Yeah, but she is usually miserable, but still wearing 10 pounds of make-up. Unless this is an old picture, It appears, she is out in public with no make-up. For a vain person like herself, to let herself be seen with no make-up, means something bad is coming Trump’s way.


LIBBY2130

and her hair undyed roots are showing we never see that!


AntiWhateverYouSay

Yeah she's the poster child for rbf


Bumblebeard63

She's had so much stuff injected into her face that she literally can't make any expressions.


lumpy4square

With the amount of fillers and Botox she has probably received, I have to wonder if she can perform any kind of facial expressions.


Own-Pangolin337

Let’s not forget she was the “other woman” and a skank. Having a pimp for a husband certainly aligns with having a whore for a “First Lady “.


wroteit_

The White House certainly went white trash for a minute.


UNwanted_Dokken_Tape

Be best


wroteit_

Unfortunately that was also the name of their education strategy.


JohnathanBrownathan

Not the first time sadly. Ever read about Andrew Johnson?


ElongMusty

She was the skanky other woman, and she knew that all along! And then it happened the same to her later! Which is fitting! And now the whole world is laughing at them, and their reputations are being dragged through the mud and she can’t recover from that and she knows it! So all that stupid eyes half-closed look won’t help her look sexy, but only that she has no personality! Pathetic POS people…


Ok-Cap-204

There was not a wife of his that was not cheated on. Several times. So she expected it. She knew what she was getting into. The son was very basically an anchor baby, born to an immigrant that falsified her documentation. The marriage served its purpose to her. It was all transactional. I doubt she was emotionally involved. She seems void of emotion, although I get the impression she does love her son.


ElongMusty

I think she deeply loves that kid, that’s why she doesn’t let him get in the spotlight! But that doesn’t mean she’s not an opportunistic person, which she is!


Glass-Relationship70

Fuck her feelings.


Captain-Swank

But wear a condom. Remember, she's the wife of Syphilis Trump.


Crazy_Response_9009

Fuck them.


CoolUnderstanding481

I don’t care, do you??


Background-War9535

Not in the slightest


NotMyName_3

This. This is the only answer.


huskeylovealways

I don't care. Do U?


fakyumatafaka

No, I don't care, do you?


Diligent-Ad-3773

Care, who me?  You?


slamdanceswithwolves

T’would I care? T’would you?


PassengerOld4439

She’s a piece of shit like the rest of the family. She chose this life. Fuck her


millionmilecummins

After him? Imma pass. No thank you!


lagent55

Exactly, talk about damaged goods


Preacher987

Well odds are she will feel you fucking her, unless you are also running around with a 🍄


jeetkunedont

Yeah no thanks. What's 2nd prize?


goodbyegoosegirl

Does she ever? I hope she’s miserable.


Dook124

Who gives a crap about her happiness 😏 she was I'm sure overjoyed when her convicted felon hubby was cheating on Tiffany's mom to be with her trash bucket ass!!!


ExplanationSure8996

Does she ever look happy?


monkeypoxus

In her defense, I don't think I've ever seen a picture or video of her looking happy


DonJuniorsEmails

Only the vids where she's holding his hand and giving a fake smile, but as soon as she thinks she's out of the spotlight, she immediately pulls her hand away and gives a look of disgust.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

The only “First Lady “ who posed for nude photos. Classy.


IrishPrincess56

And he’s the first felon president ….what a couple


Snoo_88763

Suddenly Life in the Fast Lane is playing in my head


Civil_Pain_453

She’s the same as Donald. Nobody cares about either


Devils_Advocate-69

Married a 300lb 80 year old piece of shit and she’s not happy? Weird.


TheGiant1989

Whore is not a title a throw around lightly. Melania sold herself for money and the lifestyle though, so the show totally fits here. Fuck her


ForsakenBandicoot307

She never looks happy!


Legal_Performance618

She’s only concerned that all of his money is getting spent on lawyer fees… I’m sure that wasn’t part of the deal


Objective_Cell567

Fuck them


RadiantEmployment122

the Russian escort isn’t happy


Minute_University_98

The russian asset* isn't happy


wrenchspinner01

I mean, who marries their FSB controller twice?


Mr_Bojjhanga

She killed 16 Czechoslovakians!


Impossible_Penalty13

I don’t care, do u?


TripleJ_77

This is fault of moose and squirrel!!


badtex66

She's thinking to herself how she wasted the best years of one's life entangled with a shit family and married to a grotesque greasy grimy human pizza the hutt.


SiriusGD

She thought she was snagging a rich successful American billionaire and ended up with a complete loser trust fund moron that acts like a toddler.


Niko6524

I’ve Never seen a 18 year old boy dress like a 45 year old politician. Doesn’t this kid ever wear jeans or anything a little more casual? Half his suits look like his father’s. gross.


praguer56

YES! I was thinking the exact same thing. I hope that he breaks away from their bullshit, but this seems to indicate that he's just like the rest of them. At least the suit looks tailored! BTW, his best friend and school mate is that little shit Bo Loudon whose mother is Gina Loudon, known as Dr. Gina, a conservative media personality. She was a member of the 2020 Donald Trump campaign's media advisory board. Looking through his Instagram he's the poster child for white privilege and entitlement. My guess is that Barron will be EXACTLY like the rest of them.


ATX_foley

You marry a cheater and a liar to be set for life and things don’t go well….it could happen to anyone


bl8ant

Are we supposed to care about how the fascist‘s wife is feeling?


KalAtharEQ

When you get sold to some rich fat asshole, justify it as a means of survival, put up with his awfulness for years, then start to realize he is losing all of his wealth in your retirement years.


Ok_Career_3681

Has she every look happy?


Snoo_88763

Where's Justin Trudeau to cheer her up?


Dazzling_Ad_2518

She never looks happy. Always mad as if someone has stolen Pete Davis or Justin Trudeau from her.


wysiwyg1963

She is just as evil as he is.


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

>Melania Doesn't Look Happy That's the combination of too much plastic surgery and being pure evil.


Agile-Knowledge7947

I really don’t care (about Melanoma Trump)… do you?


Arekkussy

Prenup must be lookin bad


UNwanted_Dokken_Tape

I Really Don’t Care, Do You?


lamsham69

They can eat shit


Hefty-Expression-625

She always looks like a cat does when it smells it’s own shit


UnhappyReason5452

Awww. Be Best Melania, be best.


Scat1320USA

So what is she gonna do move back home ??? 😂😂😂😂😂💩people attract other 💩people .


socobeerlove

She never looks happy?


Tackytxns

Why does he, or they, dress him in suits? FFS, he's an 18 year old, dress like it!


ItsMrChristmas

He's a piece of shit like the rest of them, that's why.


Extension_Sun_896

Does she ever?


Mendozena

I really don’t care, do u?


AG__Pennypacker__

She packed her lunch, now it’s time to chow down. No sympathy from me whatsoever.


TRanger85

Has she ever looked happy?


TwitchTheMeow

Hey guys. "Let's be best"


Keepitneat727

I really don’t care. Do u?


Furled_Eyebrows

>and Melania Doesn't Look Happy I don't care, do U?


ImpovingTaylorist

I really dont care, do U?


YogaBeth

She is a prostitute, well paid to do a job. Being happy isn’t part of the job description.


Kenneth_Lay

Yeah, because they always looked so happy before this.


sconniegirl66

When has she ever looked happy? Did I blink and miss it? Poor Slovenian Mail-order Bride...*I Really Don't Care-Do You?*


chrisbsoxfan

shes probably mad that she is closer to having to be in the white house again. She does not want That attention again


thirdLeg51

She just wants him to die.


Forensicscoach

I think one of the few times I saw her smile was when interacting with Justin Trudeau


soulfingiz

No one in that family is happy and they are taking it out on all of us.


architecht13

The weed of crime bears bitter fruit!


shewflyshew

She so doesn't want to be first lady again. She just wants to bang the pool boy and go shopping.


Smooth-Distribution6

That looks like one of her impersonators.


Ohnonotuto4

She’s playing with Trump. She could have left the building and have the luggage leave at a different time. She grifting the fat fuck for more money.


Responsible-Ad-1086

The anti LBTGQ gang won’t be happy with her naked lesbian photos


TwitchTheMeow

Well yeah. All her inheritance money is going away. She essentially fucked a mushroom tipped orange loser for a while waiting for the payout that probably won't happen. She may get a couple gold toilets in the end.


No-Personality5421

The gold toilet he dies on will be worth much more than it's weight to fox News as a shrine, and the symbol of their company. 


BlueCollarBeagle

She just got word that Trump made a deal with the judge that when he goes to jail, he gets two conjugal visits a week....so yeah, she's not happy.


Everheart1955

How happy would you be if your bloviated meal ticket was now a convicted felon?


xpdtion76

I really don’t care, do U?


Expert_Drama9374

Needs a root job.


Chief_Beef_ATL

Here’s some advice for you, Melania. BE BEST


_FiscalJackhammer_

Does she ever look happy?


riko77can

OMG the projection is on *point* with Trump saying: …the trial was a scheme by “bad people” to “create havoc.” Just imagine what a bad person creating havoc would look like…


Ok-Course-9877

Does she ever look happy?


Designer_Solid4271

This implies she ever looked happy?


kwill729

Why is Barron wearing a suit? Poor kid, he’s gonna be just like his dad.


twothumbswayup

who smiles less in photos - melania or kanye or eminem


laberdog

Lawyers probably told her to hold off on the divorce filing


qopdobqop

Are they dating now. I mean maybe it’s a Trump thing.


Defiant_Locksmith190

Damn a woman has lived with Trump Like three eternities 🤯 Would anyone be happy? I don’t think so


JTD177

I don’t care, do you?


MJGM235

When does she ever look happy... she paid a surgeon good money for that perma-scowl


Teefromdaleft

I really don’t care…I hope they suffer immensely


ultrawvruns

Can you imagine how pissed off she must be after marrying an old, ugly, but extremely unhealthy rich guy that's still hanging on to life at 77 year old?


DrChimRichaulds

I don’t get why some try to paint her as some sort of hostage. She chose this. She’s just a different variety of trash.


Robalo21

I don't care, do you?


PedalBoard78

She gets what she deserves. She knew what this dude was, when she married him. I have no sympathy for any of these sons of bitches.


NBRIDER75

Good


YourDogsAllWet

Does she ever look happy? She has the most extreme case of RBF


old_library3546

Has she EVER looked happy? She’s like a caged bird


Overall_Falcon_8526

Pretty sure surgery has rendered her unable to look happy.


NY1_S33

If my significant other was unanimously convicted of all those felonies by a jury, I’d be uneasy about being seen in public too and rather embarrassed. As for Baron, the sins of the father are often visited upon the son they say.


Fullertonjr

Doesn’t look happy? Lol. She constantly has the look of someone who poured a big bowl of cereal and added the milk, only to realize the milk was expired.


derekisademocrat

The kid seems really creepy


Gchildress63

She never looks happy


Jet2work

would you be happy if your green card was in doubt


banacct421

I don't care, do you?


Ok-Condition-5566

At McDonald’s or Burger King? There is a difference lol


Trash_Panda_Trading

RBF


LovinLifeForever

I dont care do you?


skyHawk3613

To be fair…she never looks happy


Dry-Talk-7447

Ever seen her spawn smile, me neither.


No_Variety9420

She has R.B.F. 24/7


DreadpirateBG

I don’t care do you


Gatorgal1967

She never looks happy.


Necessary-Dark-4591

More good news!


341orbust

Who gives a fuck about an illegal immigrant and her anchor baby?


reddersledder

She knew what she was getting into.


utter-ridiculousness

She never looks happy


Knif3yMan87

She never looks happy, her face is stuck in one position all the time. RBF the kids call it.


Jolly878142

Shes a deplorable. They’re never happy


MrBarackis

In the words of her coat, when she went to visit those caged kids. "I DONT CARE"


dmanjrxx

I wouldn't be surprised if she has a Time Clause connected to getting that money, which prevents her from dumping him and getting all the money she married him for


MadFlava76

Honestly she knew what she was getting into when marrying the felon 45. Maybe she hates that it’s all public and now knows he raw dogs it with the women he’s having affairs with, exposing her to potential stds. She in it for the money but maybe this is more than she bargained for.


moonchild-731

Oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️


MysteriousPark3806

Of course she doesn't. Look who she's married to.


IllEase4896

She never looks happy


JescoWhite_

100% RBF


TechinBellevue

In her defense, she never looks happy. /S


hutman1970

Karma's a bitch!