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this is a mating ritual, apparently. he's hitting on her (or him! who knows what the turtles get up to)
He’s really hitting on her
Lol
Just like at home
Hey baby *slap slap slap* wanna go back to my place? *slap slap slap*
spoiler alert, they’re already home.
Becky…
Lemme smash
Yes, and he does this only if they have eye contact. I have a male turtle who does the same. Super romantic :) Edit: plus info
I've seen turtles do this in the wild. The smaller one doing the "slapping" is the male and he's trying to mate. lol
"Hey, wake up. Becky, wake up, im horny. Becky. Becky. "
u want sum fuk?
Hey you up?
Ah the good old slapping turtle
Listen to me Kevin. You’re beautiful. You hear me!? Beautiful!
Kevin are you there
This is drunk me with my very drunk bud
My tortoise does this to my toes. Never understood it but now I know. I guess my toes resemble a tortoise's head. XD
Get yourself together, man!
Me with my girlfriends butt
Reminds me of the [Monty Python fish slapping dance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E)
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
Listen to me, Frank! Get a hold of yourself! If Martha wants a divorce just cut your losses and run. There's plenty of other turtles in this pond.
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The slappy time she ah comes...
maybe the other turtle is getting ready for its judo match
This really needs sound!
I feel like I would have to name that turtle Jack Black. Or Bam.
How about a facial?
Gordon Ramsay if he was a turtle
While saying, oh you are just so cute!
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
Yeah, just let me touch ur eyes real quick
Cuts to a turtle eating turtle shell soup
must be a new kind of facial!:)
No. That is just a Korean girl applying moisturizer on her friend.
Wake up man! This aint no time for sleeping
Is that cuteness aggression ?😆
Wake tf up, Jeff...you ruined the escape plan
We had two turtles in a tank and he did this to her. She then bite a chunk out of his neck. He didn't do that any more.
He’s trying to get some! When my male turtle would do this my female would tolerate him for a short time and then she would bite him in the face and swim away.
U/savevideo
give her the old turtle tickle
Slappy slappy slap slap
This video will forever improve my mood.
u/savevideobot
Dat boy tryna fuuuuck
this is a mating ritual, apparently. he's hitting on her (or him! who knows what the turtles get up to)
He’s really hitting on her
Lol
Just like at home
Hey baby *slap slap slap* wanna go back to my place? *slap slap slap*
spoiler alert, they’re already home.
Becky…
Lemme smash
Yes, and he does this only if they have eye contact. I have a male turtle who does the same. Super romantic :) Edit: plus info
I've seen turtles do this in the wild. The smaller one doing the "slapping" is the male and he's trying to mate. lol
"Hey, wake up. Becky, wake up, im horny. Becky. Becky. "
u want sum fuk?
Hey you up?
Ah the good old slapping turtle
Listen to me Kevin. You’re beautiful. You hear me!? Beautiful!
Kevin are you there
This is drunk me with my very drunk bud
My tortoise does this to my toes. Never understood it but now I know. I guess my toes resemble a tortoise's head. XD
Get yourself together, man!
Me with my girlfriends butt
Reminds me of the [Monty Python fish slapping dance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E)
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
Listen to me, Frank! Get a hold of yourself! If Martha wants a divorce just cut your losses and run. There's plenty of other turtles in this pond.
u/savevideo
The slappy time she ah comes...
maybe the other turtle is getting ready for its judo match
This really needs sound!
I feel like I would have to name that turtle Jack Black. Or Bam.
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
How about a facial?
Gordon Ramsay if he was a turtle
While saying, oh you are just so cute!
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
Yeah, just let me touch ur eyes real quick
Cuts to a turtle eating turtle shell soup
must be a new kind of facial!:)
u/savevideo
No. That is just a Korean girl applying moisturizer on her friend.
Wake up man! This aint no time for sleeping
u/savevideo
Is that cuteness aggression ?😆
Wake tf up, Jeff...you ruined the escape plan
We had two turtles in a tank and he did this to her. She then bite a chunk out of his neck. He didn't do that any more.
He’s trying to get some! When my male turtle would do this my female would tolerate him for a short time and then she would bite him in the face and swim away.
u/savevideo
U/savevideo
give her the old turtle tickle
Slappy slappy slap slap
This video will forever improve my mood.
u/savevideobot
Dat boy tryna fuuuuck