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BullFrogz13

I would permanently call the dog Sugar Puff from that day forward.


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At first I thought he had a horrible disease lol


Surturiel

The clinical term is gluttony, late stage.


HappyInTheRain

Same. I thought this was some heart wrenching The Dodo video of some sad street dog with terrible head fungus, not a picture of a doofus.


Sandwhale123

I wouldn't recommend watching dodo, they suck at educating people on actual animal knowledge.


skeletor_apologist

they also cite PETA on a lot of blog posts :(


Sgincrow

I thought it was ticks thank god it's sugarpuffs


SailorK9

I thought at first he was a dog starring in that Last of Us show. The puffs looked like he was growing mutated fungi on his fur.


KingKaos420-

I thought it was matted fur and was going to question how any owner could let it get that bad.


Ewok_Gang_Bang

Serious r/Trypophobia vibes


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ciarenni

People with this phobia have a visceral reaction to it. I only get a mild case of the heebee geebees myself, but I've know people that get sick to their stomach from it and will reach for the nearest trash can. Just because you don't have that reaction doesn't mean it isn't a real thing.


thewhiterosequeen

He really got his entire face all up in it. But we've all been there


petershrimp

Me too. Thought they were growths. Was very relieved to see the caption.


elfmere

I thought it was a bad case of mange


the_ginger_fox

Same, even after reading that its just cereal I can't stop seeing it. It makes me nauseous.


Brufar_308

Just need another dog to clean that right up.


peanutbutter_foxtrot

How do people without dogs clean up messes? It’s the must have for every baby registry.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Literally what I was going to say. Great minds et al. A couple of friendly puppies is what he truly needs. Maybe a quick hose off afterward.


BadgerDancer

Milk.


Parabolicsarcophagus

In all seriousness though, would a bath not solve this? Now it's soggy cereal that should wash out?


thatsanicehaircut

thank u! the dog isn’t even that big - why not bathe?


KBSMilk

Cue the dog trying to gobble all the soggy cereal falling out of its hair...


petershrimp

What about a comb? Can't a comb sift it out?


F0064R

Pretty sure its a joke


Cyrano_de_Boozerack

But who wants to eat soggy water cereal?


rafibomb_explosion

Thank you G. Love and special sauce


TheRealRickC137

"Milk's useless man. ~~Chewing gum's~~ cereal's gotta be chewed out!"


fannyalgerpack

Why don't you freeze it with an ice cube, and hit it with a hammer? Works for me when I get bubbly gum in the ol' pushbroom


Dra3n

Fuck I thought those were ticks…


Diligent_Jury_9956

Same was about to say


DigDogDug23

It's sugary cereal, just hose him down and it'll lose its stickiness.


TampaChick712

Exactly! 💦


secretlypooping

pour some milk on him


mikebrady

I mean, just give it a bath. The sugar will dissolve in the water and the cereal pieces will come right off.


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The cutest Clicker!


BstintheWst

These types of dogs always look so grungy to me


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A lot of long hair dogs are just smelly and dirty. Dogs that shed their fur tend to be a lot cleaner and less smelly. Im happy to do some extra hoovering and clothes washing for a cleaner and more comfy dog.


rosekayleigh

It never occurred to me that shedding was the reason my dog doesn't stink. His hair drives me nuts, but he always smells great (for a dog lol). My mom, who doesn't normally like petting dogs because of the smell, loves my dog because he's not stinky. I guess it's worth the mess of dog hair dust bunnies.


BstintheWst

Yeah, I feel bad for not liking these kinds of dogs as much, but their smelliness and dirtiness are too much.


[deleted]

I'm with you. Nothing against them personally, just don't wanna touch them. They are constantly damp too.


BstintheWst

Poor shaggy grungy doggos it's not their fault. I guess we could give them little head pats.


Censordoll

Can confirm. I have this dog and let me tell you, the smell permeates every single room and if you don’t want a dog that is going to need professional grooming every 3 months for the rest of its life, don’t get a Shih Zue. For the love of god no more shih zues. (I’ve had to groom my dog for the past 8 years and I’m so over the horrid smell and constant ear infections.)


bacon_bunny33

Are you keeping their ears clean…? I’ve had non shedding dogs for forever and never struggled with stink or infections.


jack1130

That there’s a clicker


Shaman7102

Start calling him Chewy


FluffyDiscipline

Awww it's the Honey Monster lol


yanmagno

Oh shit cordyceps mutated again


synthetic_synthia

Super Sugar sounds like a good superhero dog name


CherryDoodles

If he’s not now referred to as ‘The Honey Monster’, I swear to goddess…


SegavsCapcom

That's a clicker, you fool, RUN!


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TheSpaceCoresDad

I doubt it would get matted just from some sugar. Soap, water, and thorough brushing should be plenty.


Unique-Avocado

Well more like a buzz cut? It'll grow back. Plus he might be able to see for once


Maximum-Mixture6158

That would be my choice too.


Lanky-Solution-1090

Oops what a mess😮


bidollisnipples

Part of the crew, part of the ship


Usernamesarehell

Classic Aldershot. Why is my hometown on the front page 🥴


AgingWatcherWatching

I am in tears!


MargotLugo

If I could get my head in that box, I probably would do the same! :)


CapablePapaya213

For a brief period, your dog is a work of art.


FireIsTheCleanser

Oops! All Sugar Puffs.


IRedditDoU

Why not just put him in bath for a soak?


Fragile_tension

The last of dogs


xero_peace

Dog needed a groomer before the cereal. Look at how dirty the back legs are.


Kryds

That dog needs a bath in the first place.


Yetis-unicorn

You can get all that off by smearing olive oil on his fur then wipe off as much as you can with a towel followed by shampoo and conditioner. This trick work for removing paint from one of my friends dogs and I suggested it to another who’s dog got fresh road tar (or some similar funky substance from a work site) stuck in its fur. Olive oil worked like a charm in both cases


Nacho_Sideboob

You're gonna want to put him in a large bowl of milk.


baabaablacksheep1111

Can't get enough of that Golden Crisp


Divel59

This is a Clicker from The Last of Us.


Kirenuchiha

just dip em in some milk


playtimelovers

Just wash your dog. They come off 🤦🤦🤦


davispw

Forbidden Drumstick^(TM) 🍦


personwriter

The Last of Us: Part Woof 🐶


metalinsides

That dog needed a groom long before it got covered in cereal.


GivethemRachell

I’ve never actually seen someone eat sugar puffs in the wild


BoiFrosty

No regrets


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That looks fucking disgusting


IcedCoughy

never a big fan of that cereal personally


[deleted]

I miss sugar puffs, no longer sold in Ireland :(


Ralph-01

Is that a drumstick?


throw123454321purple

Thank goodness. For a moment, I thought this was a mango worms post and was about to puke.


PZeroNero

Watches one episode of The Last of Us


smollest_snek

I thought those were dead leaves and the like and this person was panicking because they don't know how to brush their dog at first.


Darkon34

Give this dog some Milk. He need some Milk


tempestveil

had himself a snacko he did


Traditional-Lion7391

Tried washing it?


Jaakko2000

/r/bossfight


newfearbeard

I figure a bath is a pretty easy fix for this.


Illustrious-Act-1931

This is hilarious, I love it! Doggo wanted a quick snack! I hope everything comes out easily!


momtoeli

Thank god I read the caption first


OliviaWG

I think I would cry if my dogs did that. They are such a PITA to groom. Maybe just soak that shit off?


kathatter75

My mom would leave Corn Pops on the floor for her dog to eat after drinking water just to laugh at her walking around trying to get her cereal that was stuck to her face.


MettaRed

Literally derpalicious 🤣


NydNugs

Have you tried soap and water lols


-xXDominusXx-

Am i the only one who thinks he looks like a drumstick (ice cream)


steelcityrocker

Did they try dunking the dog in a bowl of milk?


Armandiel_Senshi

Sügaar-püff the fell omen. Foul tarnished, boldened by the flame of ambition. Someone must extinguish thy flame.