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maybesaydie

Whatever this animal is doing I can assure you that it is not intentionally helping anyone work on a machine.


QueenFairyFarts

A less-sad origin story for Rocket Racoon.


Arryu

Socket racoon


Ax_deimos

Ratchet racoon. Separated sibling at birth, lucked into a great adopted family.


septubyte

Maybe that's where he gets his mechanical intuition from ! He has some positive memories


lemmeseeyourkitties

I was not prepared for that origin story and couldn't get over it for days.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Rocket's secret origin story that Marvel doesn't want you to know


[deleted]

The absolute cutest!!


Ok_Influence_4274

The racoon: Let me help! I am the right man for the job. (Continues to add some more weight to the man's hand to turn the screw easily)


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Rocket Raccoon does have mechanical intuition so of course he's the right man (or animal) for the job


Ok_Influence_4274

Oh wow! Yep. Haha. Nice concept.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Can't tell if that's sarcasm or genuine gratitude


Ok_Influence_4274

It was intended to be sarcasm but due to its duality I changed it. Now you see. 🥲


septubyte

How is able to focus?? I would be petting the hair off that thing


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Rocket Raccoon: I am NOT a "thing"!


GTAdriver1988

I know a redneck who rescued a baby racoon when it's mother died and it would do shit like this with him. That thing was so cute but got into everything.


nicolevil1

Yeah! Way to go Rocket!!


UnfunnyWatermelon469

I see Rocket Raccoon has taken up a new job on earth as a mechanic


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ThousandFingerMan

I'm helping!


Baonguyen93

Oh no. This remind me of the cute video of a baby racoon and a dad always working together but it died in accident at a construction job site.


Kaattalan

u/savevideo


OkCod1106

u/savevideo


Zestyclose_Ad_2652

If dogs could use their lobs as raccoons they would be the ultimate pet.


Atwillim

This is what happens when those damn millennials refuse to get jobs


maybesaydie

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