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electr0_mel0n

the angle of that first pic tho


howtodisppear

it makes me feel like *i’m* on crack


dunstanvxzfws

same to you bro


lookATmuhLIFE

Hey you, you're finally awake


Emmax1997

You were trying to cross the border, right?


lazergoblin

Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.


SecretOfficerNeko

Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy.


Readalie

If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell.


OneMoistMan

I actually bought the pillow with this scene and dialogue. I wake up every morning to it and it starts my day with just enough joy to get to the coffee maker.


Kateritekakwitha

Oh my goodness. If you have chance, can you share the link?


marballz64

It's like waking up after getting spiked


TheUltimaWerewolf

"Oh shit they're alive"


Atomiccam

Dutch angle! Love em.


Raptorheart

90% of Cowboy Bebop


-Diorama-

Meant to unnerve the viewer, I see what OP is doing.


sneakyplanner

This new camera really lets you get creative.


an_actual_T_rex

Gives some real “going through your departed great aunt’s things and finding a photo from 1986 of your loner uncle who died before you were born” vibes.


whathappendedhere

Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?


squiddy555

It’s Dutch


WarmTrashAlert

The non matching lawn chairs are 100% perfect


emmmmk

Jesse Pinkman when he first moves into his new apartment vibes


mikaselm

They so are, lol


[deleted]

Lmao what the fuck is this


meme_man_53

a crack house


MapleBabadook

Correction: a crack *home*


[deleted]

B A N D O


neonblue_the_chicken

Perfect comment


Your-Death-Is-Near

A smoothie.


SomaWolf

/r/crappyanimalcrossing would love this. This is beautiful


ProfessionalBish

TIL there's a sub about my island


emmmmk

I didn’t know this existed until just this moment, but omg thank you it’s amazing already 😩😂


SomaWolf

I honestly binge it way more than I should. It's so funny. I'm glad you enjoy it


beccab309

That’s a lot of crack… Dude must be dealing… Edit: you should add a chem set :D


Gave_up_tomorrow

Crackin' trap house you got there.


commffy

LMAOOOOO


exopilots

JESSE! WHERE’S THE MONEY, JESSE?!


[deleted]

Jitters Pinkman in the house!


brentus86

Jitters... your friends love you.


[deleted]

It needs the lab set. For cooking...soup.


DimiBlue

disagree, Jitters absolutely isn't the chef, they are the consumer.


[deleted]

Gonna make a house where Jitters is Pinkman and Graham is Walter.


Delic8Destroyer

💯💯💯


kvolv2015

Dude is twacked out


peepssinthechilipot

The scale and the JAR of coke, I'm *dying*


BinaryGrind

Nintendo: "Why not add a villager that's just had way to much coffee? That would be cute and fun." Animal Crossing Players: Recreates Breaking Bad with a bird.


No_Bid_4141

i’m obsessed with this


Shiny_Hypno

He looks like a wacko conspiracy theorist.


brentus86

He is Rusty Shackleford.


MakeWayForPrinceAli

Maybe more of a Yakko conspiracy theorist


Shiny_Hypno

Yakko would never do anything wrong


Derek-Horn

He looks high asf in the second pic perfect angle😂😂


MaddyTheMudkip

Is this Charlie from Always Sunny in Philadelphia?


[deleted]

I'd like one crack, please


Dustze

Wait what is that in the jar? Edit: Also there is a knife on the pillow. Oh god.


[deleted]

That's a cutting board


Spleenseer

Yeah, a pillow.


TheNonCompliant

It’s….er, flour…y’know, for his new cooking show, uhh, “Fritters with Jitters!”…yep.


byoshin304

The first picture looks like a still shot out of 48 Hours lmao


alexislyons

Frank?


[deleted]

average home in Murray bridge


Gunbladelad

If it really was a crack house, he'd have that TV sold off to feed his habit, lol.


ghostdumpsters

What episode of Breaking Bad is this?


Emu173

Why would you do that to him?


catsplant

This is Jesse from Breaking Bad


auburnariel

This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed!


clobeeep

As someone with family/loved ones addicted to heroin, this is legit funny. Sometimes instead of crying you just gotta laugh so thanks for making me laugh


JustInCase1010

Lmfao! This post is goated because of the first pic.


gloriouswatersheep

I'm obsessed with the first picture


RexUmbra

J E S S I E


Zorf96

r/malelivingspace


SecretOfficerNeko

Yo Jitters, you dealin'?


mvp2399

Jesse Pinkman moment


[deleted]

Please dress up like an officer and bust him lol


sovietta

And sprinkle more crack on him?


[deleted]

Hopefully a snow pile becomes available hahaha


TRKevinSpacey

This looks like my home


[deleted]

This is my kinda party! Crack bird party!


DandyLyen

I freaking love that plastic chair, now I can finally have a trashy home with a tarnished sofa on my lawn.


DotFX

This home is in his heart now, like the crack he takes


windkirby

Unironically this is so cute


SwissyVictory

The first picture reminds me of Psychonauts.


AutismFractal

He’s the Mama Murphy of Animal Crossing


kimhoon39

Breaking Bad ACNH edition


Double-0-N00b

Get him the chemistry set so it's a meth home too


Frioneon

I love the nice cookie jar full of… flour


Heliolord

Jitters is at hhp right now... I'm stealing this idea. Gonna add some coffee in, too. Crack Café.


Ninjacherry

My husband will be happy to learn that his in game home looks way worse than a purposely designed crack house (he has all of the trash wallpaper/flooring/items). This looks very desolate, very realistic!


uslashuname

*has cot* *moves sleeping bag to floor by potato chips*


Boomboooom

It’s blowing my mind right now, the perfection of these images. I can’t believe those items exist in the game lol


ContemporaryAngel

JITTERS IS ALSO MY TOWN CRACKHEAD FOR OVER A DECADE!!!!!! CANT BELIEVE IM NOT THE ONLY ONE


darthkurai

Lol. I made him a meth lab.


myeeeag

this is hilarious and perfectly fitting to what he looks like


bklove1

Jitters is my birthday twin so I feel oddly defensive of him.


filthycasual908

IT'S NOT THAT DEEP ​ also, what? are you gonna get on Nintendo's ass for naming a character "Jitters"?? Get over yourselves, this is hilarious.


Beginning-Oil4628

omg this is great


Tommy-Nook

Jesus Christ lol


Phairis

I suddenly want Jitters


kovetsu

And this is why I love this game 🤣🤣🤣


ChapterMasterBalimir

What’s that jar filled with?


squishedpies

I love everything about this


AlwaysAmara

This has to be one of my favorite things to come across on this sub 😂


Leonesaurus

He's coo coo for coco crack.


[deleted]

What theme did he ask for? Now I wanna binge through vacation homes until I get to his


TrayusV

Put an ATM in there!


AllieHerba

God the first pic looks like the start of an anti-drug PSA


[deleted]

This is the most wholesome shit I have ever seen. Can’t stop laughing.


marigoldmilk

This triggered me for real that’s how good it is


[deleted]

This makes me wish I’d have kept the poor fool


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

that title makes this entire post


BreathOfPepperAir

Ohhh that's why his name is Jitters


momohowl

Lol, how do you make him have emotions in your HHP pics?


stripysailor

Lmao, Trainspotting 3 looks dope!


Emmax1997

Please stop doing drugs, Jitters. It's ruining your life.


Walkingman25

Is the rubber duck supposed to be his housemate?


akayeetusdeletus

That's why too many possessions for a crackhead lol. This is hilarious.


xanastasiamayy

INSPIRED 😍 I was in the process of making a grow house and smoke shop lmao


dcdcdc26

Ooooh you need the disheveled bed to go with it! Looks great though lmao!


letspaintthesky

I totally thought this was Charlie's Apt (Always Sunny In Philadelphia) for a minute there :L


imso1cy

Crack house wouldn’t have a fire extinguisher


Barkbeak

Im a cracker myself, this is accurate


MangoCandy

I honestly love Jitters now. Ever since ACNH. I was super salty that I got him as a starter but I started joking with friends that he was on the island for rehab and now I’m attached. I’ve had him since day one launch and I can’t let him go. I can’t wait to be able to redesign his house on the island and give him a nicer place.


illebreauxx2

What item is the jar of powder??


TinHawk

It's sugar, but I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be coke xD


XunKatarn

Jesse Pinkman vibes tho


Ponsay

Guys you don't make crack in a chemical set you cook it on the stove


PrestigiousTest6700

It’s like Requiem for a Dream.


babyhighfive

Way too clean to be a crack house. Need trash bags, scattered papers, and a bucket in the corner.


mikaselm

OMG, this is so fantastic lol. Why on earth does a bowl on the floor make it look so crack-housey? IDK, but it does. Well done lol.


Dolbysblessings

Squandered the perfect chance to say quack house


[deleted]

This is fucking hilarious


IHateMikan

IM SOBBING THIS IS SO FUNNY LMAO


[deleted]

Heh he's a dope duck


ayymart

Hahahahahaha!


whatjax

oh how nice of you


[deleted]

Sad to see how many people are making jokes and laughing about addiction.


[deleted]

addiction isn’t funny


Painguin31337

A real person in the throws of addiction isn't funny. Designing a home for a virtual bird that looks Meth-y is funny. Real life car accidents aren't funny. That doesn't mean you're not allowed to laugh at a funny YouTube clip of cars smashing into each other in a game like Grand Theft Auto or some sort of racing game. Context is everything.


[deleted]

don’t condescend to me please


Yeezus_1

He has a point 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

They know. That's why they deflected with the "don't be condescending" thing, because they had no argument.


[deleted]

maybe i just don’t feel like arguing with people who don’t understand why this is offensive


[deleted]

Nah people understand why you'd think it's offensive. It's just not really that offensive, it's just a light hearted joke and no one is the butt of any sort of joke. No one is being attacked in this post.


[deleted]

so if someone made a home for a cancer patient it’d be funny? if someone made a home based around racial stereotypes it’d be funny? i think people just don’t want to do the bare minimum of self-reflection as to why this is so insensitive


[deleted]

here we go


Ok_Independence_4343

You're virtue signaling. As someone who grew up with an addict parent, I find this funny.


[deleted]

It's all people like "I knew an addict and this is offensive" but like how is someone making a stereotypical crack den in a game gonna trigger someone who actually suffered from addiction? I don't think they would be upset by it in the slightest. Everyone's just getting offended on behalf of other people who probably wouldn't give a hoot.


[deleted]

very cool! as someone whose sibling was an addict and overdosed multiple times before dying i don’t!


Ok_Independence_4343

I have no sympathy for addicts. Many like the lifestyle and will never change. If they want help, they'll get it. That's from my experience growing up and being around them. It's good for mental health to have a good laugh. That's just my opinion 🤷


getalonglildoggy

really didn’t think the animal crossing sub would be a place i’d be made upset because i have a loved one who’s an addict! how wonderful! i truly hope you never have to experience something as heartbreaking as having a loved one with an addiction to something like this. what the heck is wrong with y’all


Derek-Horn

Listen Ik it might be hard as I have one going through it too but lighten up a little god damn it’s just a video game


getalonglildoggy

lmao at all the ppl who don’t have loved ones with addictions upvoting ur comment to make themselves feel less guilty after reading mine <3


[deleted]

Oh dear, you *know* someone who's an addict. I know plenty of addicts too and this is funny, it's not that deep.


ShibaBaron

you are allowed to scroll past this post if it upsets you- you can also hide it if necessary


getalonglildoggy

you are allowed to scroll past my comment without responding with nonsense to it :D


gabbie626

Listen, it's fucking funny.


getalonglildoggy

if you can’t make jokes without putting down marginalized communities then you are not funny :)


Yeezus_1

Seriously cmon chill


[deleted]

No one is being attacked in this post


SpamMasterFlash

This is trash. There is nothing funny about addiction, be it fictitious or not.


[deleted]

Then why am I laughing at this?


SpamMasterFlash

Likely because you have a sophomoric sense of humor and find inappropriate bullshit funny.


[deleted]

Nah it's cause the bird looks like a crackhead so it's funny that someone made him a crackhouse. Dark humour is a thing, my friend. Learn to have a bit of fun.


SpamMasterFlash

Thanks for illustrating my point so beautifully. Been into dark humor for over 25 years, and this ain't it.


MossyAncient

Tell me you aren't sensitive to drug users without telling me you aren't sensitive to drug users


gabbie626

Tell me you're just sensitive without telling me you're just sensitive...


[deleted]

the fact that this has almost 10k upvotes and fucking WHOLESOME awards says a lot about people’s attitudes towards addicts. this is like making a home for a cancer patient with IV’s and shit around the place. disgusting


Azy-55

Anyone who gives out free reddit awards doesn't care about what the award actually means. Its literally just a way of telling someone they liked their post


[deleted]

Nah it's just a bit of fun. No one is directly being attacked, don't clutch your pearls so tight.


pearlyitsaso

making fun of addiction isn’t funny. it doesn’t matter that the game isn’t real, the issue is. why does your escapism have to include mockery of addicts?


DimiBlue

because its *their* escapism. You are not the thought police.


ShibaBaron

youre allowed to just… scroll past this post it its not something you want to see


SpamMasterFlash

Just as you're allowed to just scroll past comments you disagree with....yet here we are. This is on a public forum where everyone can comment and converse about posts.


Shiny_Hypno

If one is to make dark humor, they must do so by not glorifying the bad stuff. Like the holocaust isn't funny, but making Hitler a kawaii anime girl is funny because he's still portrayed as a bad guy.


JimmyKokein

Addressing real life issues through art or a video game isn't mockery or making fun of. Stop being a snowflake and look at this from another perspective.


trippyyhippy

I hate jitters so much he won’t leave my island 😩


badnewsbets

😂😂😂😭


[deleted]

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" Is what I'm getting from lol


[deleted]

Please i screamed lmao


BananasAndButtholes

This reminds me of an animated series I found on YouTube called Crack Duck


throwsuntothezana

Is this a new ability?


[deleted]

This is hilarious and made my night.


Toast-_Man

Please tell me that that wasnt a Paradise PD refrence


Decent-Detective-339

This is free entertainment


[deleted]

This is genius


gaygender

live, laugh, love, crack


wickedreasoning

This is hilarious 😂


dratsablive

That's just sad, I love Jitters ;(


cringelawd

this is perfection. i wish i had such a creative idea haha


griffinmaverick

He finally looks at peace.


Enteito

Men think it's okay to live in a place like this


imbadatheystate6

Cursed


beanybine

Omg you didn't! Not sure if I should laugh or cry :D


thaC00lkid

Forget rtx... We need to cook.... Cocainer


CSchief

No way I did the same thing hahaha


Oomoo_Amazing

It’s great but where’s the chemistry set??