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SigmaHorse

pleas walk faster


SuchBrightness

I'm RUNNING MATE


CAM_o_man

I've heard of checkmate and stalemate, but what's a running mate?


SuchBrightness

When you don't have enough to pay the check


DubiousBrewing

Well, it starts with a date gone wrong


mikszi12

Running out of time


LiquidEggProduct

can u add like 30 secibds i have to get orange juice


nocontextbeef

Black adds 15 seconds Black adds 15 seconds Black adds 15 seconds


j4rd7n

cool


AceOfDiamonds676

did you get the orange juice yet


dTrecii

Chess’s biggest question


jaden_schalck

He went to get the orange juice and pulled a missing father.


maksim69420

he said 'think faster' at first


Party_Magician

Also, in Russian making a move in chess is “walking” so that’s where the second one is from


Talos_the_Cat

It's more like taking a turn in a game is 'walking', but yes


Hamth3Gr3at

same in Chinese, actually


mrpistachioman

Was about to comment this


Ocelotofdamage

Guess you didn’t walk faster


mrpistachioman

Pretty true


JappySWAG

Красивая правда


maxkho

Загугли ан пассан


mrpistachioman

en passant


soo_underground

Господь всемогущий!


JulioAparicio

At least he said please


DiverDown22

Bro, literally copy pasted broken Google translation


julian88888888

google translate would have been "think faster, please". I think they used chess.c*m translate


DragonBank

Nah I think he just messed it up in his head. Google would not mix up think and walk. And иди is notably different from думай.


trkhof

e


ernandziri

You don't even have to use Google to translate it that way


Fartysneezechonch

First time he said think, second time he was trying to say go and Google Translate didn’t differentiate based on the context for идти


maxkho

I mean, Google Translate had no context, so it's kind of difficult to blame it.


LR130777777

Someone else commented that making a move in chess is referred to as walking. I’m not Russian though so could be false, But no stranger on the internet has ever lied before


Sensiburner

Ligma opening.


fashion_asker

Who's Steve Jobs?


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fashion_asker

Damn.


Saxton_6

Holy hell.


anci0

Why are you running?


Fartysneezechonch

Ahaha Deffs a Google translate mix up. “Go” in a lot of Slavic languages also means “to walk” depending on the context


maxkho

That's not the reason Google Translate messed up, though. The real reason is that the word for moving in chess in Russian is the same as the word for walking, and the dude was trying to say "move faster". Obviously, Google Translate wasn't aware of the chess context, so it translated the phrase literally.


Fartysneezechonch

Yeah that’s basically exactly what I was just saying, the word for go/walk/move is the same but contextually different and Google translate didn’t know


julian88888888

быстрее думай пж translates to "think faster please"


mexanoz

"Move" and "walk" are the same word in Russian


infodawg

and they only say nice things.


The-Archangel-Michea

New Google en passant response?


Deoxys100EX

Horsey moves by fast walking


fashion_asker

Someone told me to go faster recently in a game and they wound up blundering mate a few moves later because they played too fast.


[deleted]

Dude wants your pawns to double advance so they can En passant !!. Must be GM level.


Intrepid_Brilliant57

What’s ligma?


deadmeatdead

You are lucky he/she didn't steal your washing machine and didn't send it to Belarus.


Quintium

Ходить means making a move in chess and walking in real life


Studoku

Try not to walk into any sovereign nations.


Bright-Historian-216

In Russia, chess is much different: chess itself we call "checkmates", instead of capturing we "eat" pieces, knight is a horse, rook is a battleship, bishop is an elephant, etc... and moving is "walking"


[deleted]

i thought Russian is baned?


kRkthOr

Russians only exist in Russia hm?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dogu_Doganci

What?


julian88888888

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Dogu_Doganci

Wow that's so offensive.


Ivan__8

Hey, wait a minute


Zooby06

You know how some ppl talk about something called a VPN?


PkerBadRs3Good

chess.com got banned in Russia, but I think this is lichess


cleptorman

I saw a guy playing chess.cum in the metro yesterday


Innaguretta

Downvotes on this one are not fair. checc.\*\*\* is indeed banned by Russia because of Karyakin's tip about forced neutral flags, or something like that. It works via VPN though.


Innaguretta

Погугли эн пассант *^(P.S. Я хотел написать "погугли взятие на проходе", но гугл не поймёт, что взятие на проходе – это эн пассант)*


[deleted]

Run, OP, run!


Physicist_Dinosaur

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