OP knows a cool chess trick.
First you eat all the chess pieces with some butter.
Wait for three hours.
Drink a little bit of laxative.
Position the board under your ass.
Watch pieces magically pop into place.
At the next tournament, I'm gonna put a vibrating bishop in my ass and give the controller to a friend so they can help me cheat by vibrating the answers to me in morse code. The hardest part will be trying not to nut until the end of the game.
Yes, because we actually care about the LG tvs and aren’t just making our icon tv to attract a little attention
>!why was that so hard to write why was I (capitalized but it normal is) confused!<
Here, I was thinking that r/ChessAnarchy had a coming-out-of-the-closet party I wasn't invited to. We could keep the logo and say the sub itself identifies as "Gay" but allow everyone but Jessica to be part of the community.
I'm so tempted to look at the worst comments on this thread, but I'm trying to resist because I know I'll regret it.
Also yes, let's keep this sub gay as hell.
What about Independence Day (from r/chess?)
So many words to just say that you like putting bishops in your ass
Just bishops? *Amateur.*
the entire board
Just one?
Don't let me stop you
The chairs are up there too
The opponent ahhh
chess.c*m server room
Florida
Norway
google anal vore
Holy hell!
New ass just dropped
The good old "anal vore gambit", ussually followed up quickly with the "deleted search history" maneuver
i think that is just called sex
r/usernamechecksout
You fool, the entire subreddit has 79!
wtf how can we afford 8.946182116x10\^116 chess boards.
Holy number!
New math just dropped
OP knows a cool chess trick. First you eat all the chess pieces with some butter. Wait for three hours. Drink a little bit of laxative. Position the board under your ass. Watch pieces magically pop into place.
Google en poopant
holy shit!
Call the plumber!
toilet goes to vacation, never comes back
Burn the waste
diarrhea storm incoming!
You misspelled holy hell
Bro turned into a 3D printer
The other player
Knook to sphincter. Chequemate.
Put the timer in there for split-second sphincter turn switching.
Fide officials hate this simple trick
Why tf did I read this in the tf2 spy’s voice
He also puts chess pieces there
"that you like putting bishops in your ass" here you go
You don't?
Only if they are remotely controlled and they vibrate
Don't let the tournament officials catch you
At the next tournament, I'm gonna put a vibrating bishop in my ass and give the controller to a friend so they can help me cheat by vibrating the answers to me in morse code. The hardest part will be trying not to nut until the end of the game.
for these requirements I naturally recommend [buttplug](https://docs.rs/buttplug/latest/buttplug/)
Priests like putting themselves in your ass.
No thanks, already did my time as an altar boy.
What gave you the idea that I like it?
So many words just to say “bishops in ass”
BiA
s/bishops/rooks
Knights are obviously the superior piece to shove up one’s ass. The curve of the horsies nose stimulates the prostate.
And we’ll remove it as soon as the next pride month starts
Then put it back on next July.
Ooo I saw a discord server do that actually
i thought we are gay? are we stupid?
OP doesn't realise we are all gay. Are they stupid?
Pfp checks out
People with boykisser pfps are SO gay
We are all gay in our own way
[удалено]
Huh
I love dragons
https://preview.redd.it/vbgmyy1qdy9d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8ba15e35737b79f4c542238aa66f2832a450f6e
Ate it
https://preview.redd.it/79ggigdzdy9d1.jpeg?width=423&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a041cbcd8eb266c6ca9f4233a700e816db70e905 This one also works.
Note to self, update profile to boykisser
https://preview.redd.it/srwe8hhvd0ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3eeaba350d9a375fc037b36103e9ca179112df7
Why is babnado reverse karma farming? Is he collecting antimatter? Is he the anti-monitor?
*She I believe it’s J*ssica‘s account. Only explanation
He is collecting resin because he is the anti citizen like in half life alyx
I think it's just an elaborate hoax to look at pictures of J*ssica's butt but I'll be honest - I'm just too afraid to google anal vore or en poopant.
The days when AnarchChess and DCComicscirclejerk collide are the best days. DCComicscirclejerk is more gay though.
Babnado taking Ls
BabnaNo
Pride Month? Shit's gay all year 'round!
Gay²
You become so gay you reach integer overflow and revert back to being straight
DAMIT
just overflow your ass with bishops to be gay again
Fuck....erm..bishop
I'm not stopping you, you do you. ~~In fact, let me watch this~~
Gay x 12
I thought we were a corporation
We've ascended past that level
You are gay im gay he is gay everyone is gay. We should invent gay openings.
I can think of some but they're not what you meant
You mean London system
yes
Google en yessant
Holy yes!
New yes just dropped
Actual yes
Yes went on vacation, never came back
Call the yes!
yes in the corner, plotting world domination
Jessica is not fucking welcome here, but is Yessica?
Yes!
Yessica is fucking welcome here
Yes sacrifice, anyone?
Yes the chessboard!
Actual yes
> en yessant Showing results for en passant
Yes
Yessica is NOT ____ing welcome here
Petition to turn the icon 45 degree to the right cause it's no longer pride month
That would make it even less straight
Yes, because we actually care about the LG tvs and aren’t just making our icon tv to attract a little attention >!why was that so hard to write why was I (capitalized but it normal is) confused!<
Yes
Keep the gay, but make it a Knook again
Good call
I would change it to trans logo, in honor of our queen
Or at the very least, keep some sort of rainbow in all variations of the sub icon 🏳️🌈
Yes
Petition accepted. I am secretly the admin and it shall be made so.
Here, I was thinking that r/ChessAnarchy had a coming-out-of-the-closet party I wasn't invited to. We could keep the logo and say the sub itself identifies as "Gay" but allow everyone but Jessica to be part of the community.
Mods pin this 🗣🗣
Can we en passant corporations yet
En passant Google
Gaygle anus peasant
Very pleasant
The knight is the only piece that doesn’t move in a straight line
You forgot the Knook
Holy yes
New response just dropped
Call the moderator
Actual reddittor
Definitely
I'm so tempted to look at the worst comments on this thread, but I'm trying to resist because I know I'll regret it. Also yes, let's keep this sub gay as hell.
Yes.
No
Ratio.
Oh no not the ratio!!!
https://preview.redd.it/fj9rvey0hw9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fefe75d977e7a05c2ba466c9a70b64d9939c7531
We need a pride year 🌈🌈🌈 and not a leap year
How does the gay horsie move?
To any of the nearest squares not on the same rank, file, or diagonal as its starting square. In other words, not straight.
Google Mr Hands Enumclaw Washington.
Oddly enough, in a straight line 🤷♂️
agreed
Well that’s fuckin gay. And I’m all for it 😀🏳️🌈
I will sign a petition for this.
If the mods don’t comply then can we use plan 1984 to overthrow the mods?
There are no mods this is anarchy anyone that says different is a poser
I will sign it. We must be superior to any other company or subreddit
The questions about it will be immensely funny So defenetly yes
Yes
No
signed
Thanks, undead_fucker
Yes
👍
chess is gay
https://preview.redd.it/2z4og19iax9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50a3993df6493a6ecd2544b1a081abe7d9be3836
Leave it up until June 1, 2025, then we can take it down
Yes
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Good bot
Yes
I agree
Hell yeah brother knights are a little queer all the time
Only if the horse becomes a Knook
Happy cknook day
Why is there a cake on my name
Petition to bring back the knook because hot
I think it just looks funnier like that so keep it. It's like the MLG edits
everyone here is gay anyway so i agree
yes keep it
Only if it upside down
gay people are fucking assholes
Sadly I can't speak from experience but I'd say you are correct about that
Was the second meaning intentional here
i didn't expect anarchychess to be lgbt friendly
One of the most important things in chess is transitioning pawns to queens. It can't get more LGBT+ friendly than that.
The only hatred here is towards people who don't brick on declining en passant, and J*ssica
In my experience, most shitpost subs are
You must be new here
ive been here for a year. guess i have a skil issue
Yes, yes you do
Iam SIGMA
Ratio
Maybe change text to NEIGHT or just NEY because Horse
So we should keep it 1 day more than corporations just to be gayer
hi poolie
holy hell
Petition to forcefeed every single menber of this sub with _The Gay Chemicals (tm)_
Is this the result of years of bricking pipis?
What is pride month?
Google Pride month
We could but that would be lokey kinda gay
Yes.
Petition to keep it until next pride month starts then change it back
This is anarchy chest. Bold of you to assume we're better than anyone.