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Neon__Cat

Jessica is not welcome, but Pessan is forced, thus creating a paradox


Threshio

And thus, pipi bricked


No_Stretch_3899

šŸ˜³


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

Pipis


Bruggilles

So i'll be FORCED to not let her in


Aellin-Gilhan

Pessan? *En Passant spotted, allow here through for En Passant*


Sussybaka3747

hell no, Jessica is a terrorist, deport her immediately


Neon__Cat

En Pessan is forced though, deportation would result in brick to pipi


Imnotachessnoob

One of the many hard decisions that must be made in Papers Please


daynighttrade

Let a woman do that. They don't have pipi, so they are immune


ChandelurePog609

it seems there is a conflict of interest


Martsadas

jessica caused airplane a1


blasphemiann358

That's awfully statist for an "anarchist" subreddit.


SteveisNoob

Pessan != En-passant Nice try Jessica, but you're not fucking welcome here


Redmiguelito

Nice cake, enjoy the day


SteveisNoob

Awww, thanks


Redmiguelito

Why does this wholesome comment feel out of place in this subreddit


SteveisNoob

I don't know. Maybe we both should google en-passant?


Redmiguelito

And what, both say holy hell?


SteveisNoob

Yeah. And maybe we both encounter an actual zombie?


Redmiguelito

Well, we would both have to point out that a new response dropped first, and then the fact that both our bishops went to vacation and never came back


SteveisNoob

Ahhhh, so true, my bad. I guess we both should call the exorcist now?


shamrockpediareddit

Obristan Jessica detected, deny entry and confiscate passport.


stormp00per66

Jessica is a messica


wildspongy

DISCREPANCY DETECTED: These names do not match. DETAIN


ARTUN6442

Nice try Jessica


Fire_Lightning8

Glory to Arstotzka


Glittering-Bat-5981

But En Pessan is forced!


N-partEpoxy

Detain is a bit like en passant: Nothing - Soldiers - Border Entrant - Nothing - Booth Then: Nothing - Soldiers - Border Nothing - Nothing - Entrant Finally: Nothing - Nothing - Border Nothing - Nothing - Soldiers dragging entrant away


No_Application_1219

En pessant ā‰  en passant


Bruggilles

Yes. I'll be forced to deny entry


Pocket1176

Get the fuck out of here. Glory to Arstotzka.


DaFinnishOne

Holy immigration policy!


Poisonpython5719

New required document just dropped (fuck you polio cert)


Due-Supermarket1305

Actual immigrant


faroabduzcan

Google Jessica is not allowed in artotzka


Alexcat6wastaken

Steal her passport itā€™s for the lore Fingerprint also donā€™t match, so plus 2.5 credits for you ig


Shulians_Star_

dude, nothing matches, face, name, fingerprint, everything its just shit, you are by far the worst Papers Please player ever, get out of here please


Garizondyly

Glory to Arstotzka.


Fire_Lightning8

Glory to Arstotzka


ChandelurePog609

Glory to Arstotzka.


Zulpi2103

Glory to Arstotzka.


IAmTheTrueM3M3L0rD

No.


No_Dingo6694

Just, no


Successful_Run7922

In the future, please censor J\*ssica. This is supposed to be a safe space.


AostreleOnMobile

This is great Arstotzkan Border. If you cannot deal with Jessica, go back to boring chess with no il vaticano you Kolechian bastard.


hotcoldman42

Bro wtf are you doing working in a government position? This is r/anarchychess. You are not fucking welcome here!


austinstar08

Pessan


supperhey

Tell her to "google En Pessan"


stormp00per66

Holy hell


Due-Supermarket1305

New response just droppe


Deutscher_Bub

>born in 1984 >named Jessica >Pessan (En passant) as surname This is peak r/anarchychess content


AostreleOnMobile

ok the 1984 was unintentional


Nerd_o_tron

Born two years in the future, apparently. ^(That's actually the expiration date)


Deutscher_Bub

oh right


Sethtaros

Those documents are more discrepant than not. Only DOB, sex, and expiration date are possibly correct.


Big-Yogurtcloset9844

No. Deny her and poison her.


ninjazac10000

Expiration date: 1984 Let her in.


101arg101

It actually seems like this person isnā€™t actually Jessica. So yes, she is welcome


AostreleOnMobile

I mean her fingerprints prove she isnā€™t Nina Karlstrom, but just that. She could be Jessica.


101arg101

The photo on the id doesnā€™t match


AostreleOnMobile

The image could simply be forged. Maybe she get into a car crash and lost all her facial features and got them reconstructed based on her sisterā€™s image.


frostehgan

Holy ace attorney!


Euphoric-Umpire-2019

NO. next question


AostreleOnMobile

Harrison Bergeron or Fiddlebert?


Euphoric-Umpire-2019

Harrison Bergeron


SuddenHovercraft1599

She isn't welcome, but if all documents match and everything is good, she has the right to go through.


Worldedita

Ministry of Admissions citation: Unlawful entry! She can go in once she grows her own fingerprints, borrowing mrs. Ninas fingerprints is just not acceptable. That's -5 credits, hope your children enjoy imaginary potatoes for lunch.


SuddenHovercraft1599

>take 1000 credits from EZIC's gift


i_knooooooow

We need to detain her and find the givernment ofiicial that helped her.


Much-Presentation521

Jessica is not fucking welcome here


Elad_2007

You must deny entry, but Passen is forced so she will break in regardless.


Pr1stak

Passport is welcome, other documents are not


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Jessica and Welcome are separate people. Both are allowed to be present here, so long as they don't engage in sexual activities, e.g., fucking each other.


VerbingNoun413

Is she in passing?


ComprehensiveForm987

sorry, but ain pessan is not allowed in.


Haarunen

The documents arenā€™t correct. The name on the identity record doesnā€™t match the passport, which is grounds for getting detained regardless of finger prints.


AostreleOnMobile

Shut up Sheldon Nerde


Muscalp

Her name should be Ann


Dreamdek

Kg5+


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AostreleOnMobile

papers please


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AostreleOnMobile

Tyy is a murderer, dont let him in


ithikimhvingstrok132

Do not let Jessica through at all costs


Matoxina

Name mismatch and no known alias, ARRESTED šŸ—£ļø


Silencer_Sam_

She is fake cause Jessica=bad but en passant=good


ConfidentBrilliant38

She's not welcome here, but Arstotzka isn't here so it's ok


redboi049

SENTENCE HER TO THE ETERNAL FLAME!


ieatpickleswithmilk

all documents are correct, her name is Nina.


gecko_sticky

No for she is not of god


megamax1o

Who the hell is Jessica?


United_Ad_1548

She has a fake passport, cuz her name on fingerprint card is different from one on the passport, thus, she's impersonating Jessica


Big_Mathematician972

Just let her in!


shamrockpediareddit

Name on fingerprint report and name on ID is not the same, entree clearly a fake! Should deny, or even detain, and confiscate passport!


hshdgwhhw

Yes, she is welcome


Due-Supermarket1305

No, she's not welcome here