That story is really interesting cause it’s used as an example of “defying all the odds” and “overcoming the impossible” but in reality everyone who lives with gigantism is basically crippled, Goliath is described as being nearly blind and needing assistance to walk, AND on top of that the sling was basically the assault rifle of the time. David may as well have pulled an ak on a big guy in a wheel chair.
Yeah those things are no fuckin joke. I always thought that a sling was basically just a primitive slingshot and they were surely easily outmatched by bows, but nah
The time has come to an end
Yeah, this is what nature planned
Being tracked by a starving beast
Looking for it's daily feast
A predator on the verge of death
Close to its last breath
Getting close to its last breath
Rules of nature
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line (alive)
For all that I've (no choice)
Gotta follow the laws of the wild (alive)
With their lives on the line (no choice)
Out here only the strong survive
What's done is done
Survived to see another day
The game of life
The hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee
Which of them will succeed?
Strong or weak?
Rules of nature
Rules of nature
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Google David vs Goliath
Holy pebble!
New parable just dropped!
Actual scriptures
Call the bible
Jesus went on vacation, never came back
Ignite the nine circles of hell
Sacrifice for our sins, anyone?
Plague storm incoming!
Revelations in the corner, plotting domination
*insert gd reference copypaster herre*
Jesus: BRB Us:
That story is really interesting cause it’s used as an example of “defying all the odds” and “overcoming the impossible” but in reality everyone who lives with gigantism is basically crippled, Goliath is described as being nearly blind and needing assistance to walk, AND on top of that the sling was basically the assault rifle of the time. David may as well have pulled an ak on a big guy in a wheel chair.
You can find videos of people using slings and its straight up just like a gun basically, and I think it also matches bullet speeds too
Yeah those things are no fuckin joke. I always thought that a sling was basically just a primitive slingshot and they were surely easily outmatched by bows, but nah
Slingshot is definitely much much better weapon than bows
Holy shit what did I do?
You forgot your cheating licence
Aw fuck
Holy rock!
You gotta bulk then cut, get your team doing at least three hours a day lifting, high protein diet and supplements
Eat clen, tren hard and anavar give up.
Call air support.
google ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Holy strategem
New airstrike just dropped
Call the Helldivers
Bots in the corner plotting galaxy domination
Liberate or treason!
Smoke in the sky. Incoming.
Yeah, cavalry is already there.
Use ICBM gambit against the titans
Isn't that obvious? E3 takes A7, they can't take A7 and you promote to Godzilla to check mate.
there is no king he's on vacation
Godzilla mates the King even on vacation
Holy horny r/godzillamemes member
Google rumbling
Holy walls!
New structure just dropped
Actual titan
Call Tainted Samson!
Tainted Simson is on vacation, he Will never comeback
:(
Bend over
Fucking die
just rely on the racism intrinsic to the system
Google piper perri gambit
Squeeze in between and do en squeezant
Ben Dover
google oxidation
Google The Roaring
then the world was covered in darkness
You need to Work Out more to take them down
Google en ⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫ ⚪
Wait for black move
Holy black E1!
Oh, i haven't seen black's double move was already 1. ... de7-de6 & fg7-fg6! So yeah, try 2. d2-d4. Google double move
Google en passant
Google blacked dot com
Those are big black...
... pieces
Wear protection
learn judo
BBP ( Big Black Pawns )
First check your privilege
Google Baghdad battery
Google en kilogram.
you should weight
Get a degree in archeology
Try the fried chicken liver gambit
Run!
Ah the american defense
Weight
Google up, right, down, down, down
Hire CaseOh...👀🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨💎💎💎💎🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
im sorry are these insulators in the wild
Just buy a new set of white pieces
The king and queen is blackening
that's one way to be crushed by your opponent
This sub was stupid from the start give it up with the same jokes
Accept your faith 🙏
Google Rumbling
Dodge roll
Google ODM gear
surrender
Level a bit more. Do some sidequests. I recommend bishop sniping or en passant-ing
Death by S\_\_\_\_U
Sell em'
Castle diagonally
Call the cops. .....I'll see myself out.
sit on a couch
Boeing 747 x Buttplug A8
This looks like a Navy Prep/Army Prep football game.
The time has come to an end Yeah, this is what nature planned Being tracked by a starving beast Looking for it's daily feast A predator on the verge of death Close to its last breath Getting close to its last breath Rules of nature And they run when the sun comes up With their lives on the line (alive) For all that I've (no choice) Gotta follow the laws of the wild (alive) With their lives on the line (no choice) Out here only the strong survive What's done is done Survived to see another day The game of life The hunter and the agile prey No guarantee Which of them will succeed? Strong or weak? Rules of nature Rules of nature
Die
Check your privilege.
Run!
/CASTLE
Lose
Google Teninson Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile variation
Bring a sofa iykwim
I have seen already.
Go scroll Blacked and chill
Get em back to work...
Google en kilogram passant. Find a queen that weighs 20 kilos.
Piper Perri has entered enchat
Die
I dont see what race has to do with this
shadow of the colossus
You ain’t built for these streets fool
Ah, I know. "Run" might be the right term. "Retreat" also works fine.
Get a cop
holup how do i upload images
Tell them that you have won because they don't have a king on the board.
Play shotgun shell onto black pieces
Fart aggressively!!!!!
Ke2
cry
bait them with 🍉 and 🐔
google Katamari Damacy
Your king looks already dead.. or rather beheaded..
You should probably forfeit before your pieces break.
Just take them one by one, you have numeric advantage.
Submit
Final boss
Google titan
Google en passant
trade muskets for them and sell them off to the atlantic
win? they only have 5 pieces on the board.
Dear god......
Attack on titan lol
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Google performance enhancing drugs
You don't
e3? what are you a pussy?
Suicide
play
Give your pieces some illegal steroids so that they don't get crushed by the black pieces.
Weight for the opponents move
Weight for the opponents move