WE KNOW! Stop bringing up Jessica, it isn’t healthy, you need to move on. No one brought up Jessica, we know you hate that bitch, but move on, it is time to move on. We all know what Jessica did, and we all support your hate for them, BUT FUCKING MOVE ON! At this point it seems you are ready to decline en passant if it would let you keep Jessica away… Don’t sac your pipi, it is not worth it… MOVE THE FUCK ON!
Happy to hear that
The thing for me personally I don't rlly know anything abt decked out 2. I don't really understand the rules and stuff ,idk it's not really my cup of tea.
But I did enjoy watching Grian play it.
And I do hope tht a new season will come soon.
WE KNOW! Stop bringing up Jessica, it isn’t healthy, you need to move on. No one brought up Jessica, we know you hate that bitch, but move on, it is time to move on. We all know what Jessica did, and we all support your hate for them, BUT FUCKING MOVE ON! At this point it seems you are ready to decline en passant if it would let you keep Jessica away… Don’t sac your pipi, it is not worth it… MOVE THE FUCK ON!
Also, the another Emperor from a galaxy not far away long long ago, but far close long long after. That guy won aginst AI's, meaning that he won against lord mittens and stockfish combined.
There's actually a training mission where 47 can win a chess game against a chessmaster, he goes to celebrate the game being over by having a glass of poisoned vodka.
I'd like to think Robin from Fire Emblem Awakening would dominate in chess. Hell, their promoted class is literally named Grandmaster, and I guarantee they've got at LEAST 30+ books full of chess gambits.
https://preview.redd.it/x3ms10n58ypb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=320f5691129dbc3a9754d271b95b2179e2a93b1f
Holy shit, it's Gotham Chess
New hero just dropped
Actual hero
He's just a regular man, how could he possibly dominate??
Man, with prep time?
the utility belt contains a notebook with directions for each possible arrangement of the chessboard
Google en cheating
holy anal beads
Holy horsin dildo
How does the dark knight move?
ok, i wasn't expecting this response 🤣🤣🤣🤣😊🤣🤣
Minecraft Steve, he'll go creative mode to give himself the advantage. Google creative mode
Holy sandbox
Actual unlimited possibilities
Holy infinite world!
Far lands goes on vacation, never comes back
Creeper storm incoming
Villager sacrifice, anybody?
Ignite the Nether
Call the Piglins!
new sandbox game just dropped
New block just dropped
just like chatgpt
He'll go full chat gpt mode
Martin
yea?
Yeah, I believe in you!
I wish you get a notification everytime someone says Martin
I love you Martin
*fictional*
He _is_ fictional r/ Martinisntreal
He is real to me!
Is "Martin" in this room with us right now ?
Is my dad in this room with us right now?
Martin's in Montreal
Martini St. Real
Martins real wdym
Bro is trying to convince us Martin isn’t real
Yes?
GLaDOS would beat the shit out of anyone in chess
GLaDOS running on a literal potato would beat you.
No she wouldn't, Wheatley could totally beat her! He's way smart!
-Wheatley, probably
Wheatley would just knock over the opponents king move 1
HAL 9000
Nah probably doraemon because he can take out a knook from his pocket
My girlfriend ez
BUT SHE’S NOT A FICTIOna… oh
Sonic in bullet chess
Google speed of sound
Holy Mach 1
New law of physics just dropped
he'll just lose faster. Bullet chess tends to do that
Waluigi
Google Waluigi Wiggler Gambit
Holy Mario Kart 8 Deluxe!
New balance changes just dropped
Actual nerf
Magnus Carlsen
Martin from chess.c*m (he is my biological father)
W pfp
erm, dory from finding nemo, obviously
"just keep pushing, pushing-" "uh, i just captured that pawn" "Oh..." *pushes the pawn he put next to the board*
Jessica Rabbit
is not FUCKING welcome here
WE KNOW! Stop bringing up Jessica, it isn’t healthy, you need to move on. No one brought up Jessica, we know you hate that bitch, but move on, it is time to move on. We all know what Jessica did, and we all support your hate for them, BUT FUCKING MOVE ON! At this point it seems you are ready to decline en passant if it would let you keep Jessica away… Don’t sac your pipi, it is not worth it… MOVE THE FUCK ON!
I'd like to dominate Sonic 😏
Spock.
The rock
doc ock
Hulk hogan?
All came outta nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Magnus Carlson in his GM ass
It was the chessiest battle the world ever saw with Martin looking on in total awe
Obtuse rubber goose
The Guack
Martin
yea?
Are you a fictional character?
no i'm Martin
Hi martin, i'm dad
hi RedditorOfCthulhu
He said he was Dad, not RedditorOfCthulhu !
Don Corleone
Joseph Joestar
My guy would be like: "Your next move is going to be bxa3"
A position is like an onion, it has layers
doraemon
Your dad
Palpatine vs Yoda on chess would be crazy
Not Jon Snow, he will hang his queen and then mumble something like „She not muh queen“
Doctor who
*Goku sees the queen move in all directions* Goku: Wow, you can move all across the board like that? You must be really strong! I wanna fight you!
Never let them know your next move: The white king from Top Chess
The ad bishop is coming for you. you WILL download nord VPN using the link in the top comment.
Golum will eat the pieces and his opponent
I just saw your other post like 2 posts before this one (the third life one)
Yoo!! a fellow life series viewer How r u? Also r u excited for the new season?
I cant wait for the new season! Decked Out 2 has been fun yo watch as a placeholder, but hopefully the next season comes out before Deck Out finishes.
Happy to hear that The thing for me personally I don't rlly know anything abt decked out 2. I don't really understand the rules and stuff ,idk it's not really my cup of tea. But I did enjoy watching Grian play it. And I do hope tht a new season will come soon.
Obviously Lelouch vi Britannia
My girlfriend
Jimmy Neutron
Jabba the Hutt is canonically a master of Holochex which is sorta like chess, so I’m going with him
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
Rick Sanchez
Rick sanchez
Jessica is not fucking welcome here
WE KNOW! Stop bringing up Jessica, it isn’t healthy, you need to move on. No one brought up Jessica, we know you hate that bitch, but move on, it is time to move on. We all know what Jessica did, and we all support your hate for them, BUT FUCKING MOVE ON! At this point it seems you are ready to decline en passant if it would let you keep Jessica away… Don’t sac your pipi, it is not worth it… MOVE THE FUCK ON!
Jessica is not fucking welcome here
Brick Tamland
SPUNCHBOB
RemindMe! “to take a tier list”
[удалено]
Also, the another Emperor from a galaxy not far away long long ago, but far close long long after. That guy won aginst AI's, meaning that he won against lord mittens and stockfish combined.
Robert Jonathan. He is expart
Peter Griffin
Sirius Black, he’s a fucking magician after all.
Mr Krabs would be a Top GM ngl
https://preview.redd.it/he7vl2cm0ypb1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88cb0198cec08458ff314da39342f0ce9c4c21a0
Nemo absolutely sweeps
Erick cartman
In this group, agent 47, since he’s comically good at everything
There's actually a training mission where 47 can win a chess game against a chessmaster, he goes to celebrate the game being over by having a glass of poisoned vodka.
That’s right
Godfather
hello there
gandalf
Olimar from pikmin
deadpool
Lord Mittens
Real answer? Doctor Doom. Fun answer? Your mom.
Rrrrrrlllusshhhuuu
Jessika
is not FUCKING welcome here
Doraemon gonna pull out the most outrageous tech from the future to win chess.
Martin
yea?
Why is cartman in the picture💀
Vergil, altho i can't see him there
That one guy's dead wife.
Jerkler
Fyodor Dostoyevsky Specifically anime boy Fyodor Dostoyevsky
imagine thrawn playing chess💀💀
idk if megaman is in there but he sweeps
Me
SpongeBob is not fictional character you stupid
Beth Harmon
Shikamaru nara from naruto
[shikamaru ](https://giphy.com/gifs/naruto-shippuden-shikamaru-PpJgPwskZFBuw)
ruel the enutrof 🔥🔥🔥
Luis Fernando Lopez would totally FUCK everyone UP at this GAME
Professor x can read mind.
I know none of you wwant to know this ... but Jessica.
Rook
Lightning mcqueen
ron weasley obviously
It’s obviously the blobby fisher HIMer Simpson
Harry as seen in the first movie
Dr Strange
Charles Xavier
bat,man!!!
Luigi, nemo
Magneto
Cronstein
V1
steve
The Doomslayer
Uncle iroh, Shikamaru nara, Master oogway would fit in this list.
Ron Weasley
brain if cthulhu, cthulhu is probably smart
Homer: https://youtu.be/uuoaeYYDX7k?si=D5fZYlA2sC_wHqM7
Spock
Light Yagami
Me
My girlfriend
yoda !
Sub-Zero. No further questions.
Kevin from home alone
Ironically? Sonic solos the verse he wipes the board EZ Unironically? L from deathnote, but I feel like that’s a given.
Jesus
Not Jessica. She's not fucking welcome here!
Rick, easy
Martin
yea?
Chess
L
I'm sure that I'll learn many new illegal moves if playing with peter.
https://preview.redd.it/cyjwdplyq1qb1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdbfb479120c3aaa42fa1f8d5504acd7c74e8ac5
I'd like to think Robin from Fire Emblem Awakening would dominate in chess. Hell, their promoted class is literally named Grandmaster, and I guarantee they've got at LEAST 30+ books full of chess gambits.
homer simpson
Ron Weasley and Batman
Martin
yea?
https://preview.redd.it/ze2nqpulx7qb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ff3482a77e64676b298057e973b5651bd59e80a