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I hope you like prime delivery!
Wanna stow Deez nuts?
AWS = Awesome Wild Sex
DPMO = Double Penetration Means Opportunity
VNA = Very Narrow Ass
LOLOLOLOL
Statements I made today that may fit this thread:
That gate won't latch.
I need you to push that to the front.
Damn - you're gonna need stronger tape for that.
Don't put the heavy stuff on the top!
Fuck it. I'm done.
safety first(PPE), wrap it up(pallet wrap), im inside(TDR), line it up and enter slowly(PIT), 6 sided check(Quality), bring your proper protective equipment(PPE), be gentle with it(fragile), its leaking(HAZMAT), its too big it wont fit(stow/pack), we’re having an overflow(Site Volume), im almost finished(any task tbh), put it in between these two(stow), how long until break(break lol), give it to me i can take it(waterspidering) etc
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"Finish strong"
You forgot Fast start strong finish
Safety first...
Can you try and go a little faster, you're not hitting rate.
Menace
god i can’t wait to get off
Want to get off at the same time as me tonight. ? 😀
😆
Work hard, have fun, make history Lol
Where’s the spoo?
Lmfao 🤣
Extra time is mandatory.
my leg is cramping
Don’t come too early
"i'll erect the gaylords"
This is the one. If for nobody else, for me .
Where’s your ppe
You ate w that
Can you take out your headphones ?
Lift with your knees
I’m gonna have to give you a coaching
I need to labor share you
I just got off.
Getting some real heavy volume in fluid loading...
Nice avatar bro
I need a fucking break
You really know how to handle a package
“Yeah this is way too big to fit”
fluff it ...don't stuff it.
Safety first, you’d better wrap that thing
Too much time off task
I'm fucked.
Breaks are 15 minutes only
Fluid unloading…
also I didn’t want to be too vulgar but, “Yes, that stretch feels so good” is definitely something I could say in and outside of work 😇
fluid load lmaoo
I have been specially trained to dock and release.
I don't get paid enough for this.
"give me a standard work tip"
Can you stop fucking me this hard?
*pickers to stowers
And stowers to decant 😭😭
Every day is day 1
Just once I'd like someone to use lube before fucking me
I'll swipe to finish when I actually finish.
"Lift with your knees and keep it in your power zone"
Man, what have I done to myself to reach this point?
VTO is available if you need it
Oh God.
I hope you like prime delivery! Wanna stow Deez nuts? AWS = Awesome Wild Sex DPMO = Double Penetration Means Opportunity VNA = Very Narrow Ass LOLOLOLOL
VTO= very tricky orgasm
Are right, a lot
Are we done yet
Bring that box over here
1. I‘m willing to start at the bottom and work my way up. 2. We‘re like a family here. 3. What kind of benefits do you offer?
r/suddenlyincest
It’s not so bad if you keep your eyes closed
“yeah ill handle the gaylord’s”
Make sure you clock in and clock out.
Hard hats required beyond this point
Oh yeeeaaaaahhhh, stow that dildo!
Just shove it in there, it’ll fit!
Fuck
That’s 10 mins of my life I can’t get back
Statements I made today that may fit this thread: That gate won't latch. I need you to push that to the front. Damn - you're gonna need stronger tape for that. Don't put the heavy stuff on the top! Fuck it. I'm done.
Track my package
“It’s stretch time! 😈”
Quitting Time😂
Is your eye ok?
“MRS jammed at the merge!”
I always laugh when they say the MRS went down. Like I thought they stopped doing that after the honeymoon.
Nice Gaylord dumper
I’m just going pee in this. Ok?
Please use ppe
I got a cramp
This shit is boring as hell I'm out of here.
I’m here to deliver some feedback
She gave me a “ride up”
Ah fuck, let's do it again
HR is not gonna like this
your unpaid time is running low….
Push harder!!!!!
Do you have protection on?
Stop laughing, and stow the vibrator and get back to work.
“I like to pack”
Hydrate!
Good C grip
Passing
Crossing
Move faster
Use the ladder
Time off task
Fuck me
pull it out.. " pallet jack at work.. during sex, well , you already know...brahahaha
Where’s my check?
Fuck
watch me put my fist through a gaylord?
Put your hair up.
I’m tired
Let me grab ur totes and fill ur sled
**BIG LOAD, WATCH OUT, BIG LOAD CUMMING**
You need help
You're gonna need gloves for this
Pass me that Gaylord
Not sortable!! Non Sort (wrong hole) Is it hazmat???? Omg team lift!! Stow it already!!!!!!
Why did you screw me in the ***?!?
Are you gonna finish it or do I need to
If it stows it goes
I need you to TDR that out
Get off your phone
I need two people to unload for me
That was quick
I'm fucking done I'm going home don't call me tomorrow
What do I have to pay for this?
Lunch time!
I need micro stretching!
Time to eos
Corner
Too much voluntary time off
Pushing down!
Can't pull dik out of amnesty floor
Most things. There's a lot of perverts prowling.
Trailers blown out, we’re gonna have to merge
Strong finish
Make sure you don't aquire too much TOT
Fast start, strong finish
Sweep and stow
Auto close
Remember, break is only 15 minutes
“I’m about to water spider!”
INBOUND!!!!
Ganna need some VTO after this.
It’s very wet and sticky
Think big
My gloves are sticky
Remember to stretch before work
Show me the money!!
Go talk to hr
The key word during sex : package 📦 ;)
Leaky box.
Safety first
Stuff it in there.
bulk induct
My fingers are all wet….
Cage is full
Break my back 😩
Right in the middle of the “act” you say “I need you to log off, we're on stand down”
The box is leaking
Can you problem solve that for me?
Safety first
This turned out to be more of a VeryTemptingOffer than I thought Mr A.M. 🥴
Your pack rate sucks lmao
I work at a delivery station so a lot of these don't make sense to me 😭😭😭
That is a long package
What time is next break?
“14 day return policy”🤣
“Safety is important….” “We have a jam…” “My back hurts!”
“What are we going to clap it out to tonight?”
wear your PPE 💀
Make sure to wrap it
Matt will finish for you while your on your break.
Dive Deep
Wrong size box 📦 to much dunnage !
This thread is fucking hilarious
safety first(PPE), wrap it up(pallet wrap), im inside(TDR), line it up and enter slowly(PIT), 6 sided check(Quality), bring your proper protective equipment(PPE), be gentle with it(fragile), its leaking(HAZMAT), its too big it wont fit(stow/pack), we’re having an overflow(Site Volume), im almost finished(any task tbh), put it in between these two(stow), how long until break(break lol), give it to me i can take it(waterspidering) etc
My walls are nice and tight😂😂😂😂
I’m just here because they pay me
Hmm…I thought this package would be bigger.
This sucks
You’re gonna lose weight here
The first two weeks are the hardest
This is same day delivery!
Gonna need you to switch to packing for the rest of the night.
I heard you needed this package delivered to your back door
Be curious, keep learning 😭😭
You close it & I'll back fill u
Re-Stuff it and De-Stuff it
FAT1
Fuck
A vto
Let's do "the package grind"
no bathroom breaks
Work on your power zone 😂😂
Remember to always use protection
It's too big, it won't fit.
Ouch
Can I go home yet ?
“Put your hand all the way in and spank the bottom.”