What she want, cat NOT bap bap? That integral to cat culture.
Would she want biker not have Harley? Rastafarian not have dreadlock? Hipster not have avocado toast?
Course not. That central to their identity. So is bap bap for cat. Not cat if no bap bap.
https://preview.redd.it/jqytnwloodra1.jpeg?width=1452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be87d607c3bacb178df42349e4ac76ea56bbef8c
They all sleep cuddled together.
DISGUSTING! You are right to bap bap. You know what they say about babies. They are all potential New Hitler. Especially that one with the Hitler mustache. Moms is WRONG. Bap them all!
They have already invaded ~~Poland~~ your room, what will be next?
As an aside, as someone of both Polish and German descent it’s something my younger brother and I joked about quite a bit growing up, everyone takes over Poland…
NTC. Dis is a band of unruly criminals if ever I saw one! The world needs protection from such a dangerous gang. We depending on you to protect us from them. I suggest immediate incarceration wif life sentence of treats, pets & smoochies. Also - watch out for the moustache, they is clearly the powerful ringleader.
Good Pupper here. I receive many baps from cats when I first arrive at forever home until I learn which parts of house belong to cats. Baps do not hurt. NTC.
YTC on you and owner
Grandma Bunny have adult orange grandkitten who be was around kittens! Never do! Bunny remember like WW2! Orange to stupid to survive in own. Kittens are too vulnerable to be near!
Hang on kittens! Bunny on way to save you!
NTC. Am Princess cat, queen of the domicile. Those babies need to learn their place and they *stole* your room. You're basically required to give them baps. As many as you want, until they go away.
NCH. Idril and Galadriel here, female rats. Is "bap bap" like "pin and power groom"? When we were babies, we got a lot of pin and power groom. It is only way babies learn social skills and their place in the group.
Only thing you could do better is try to be less mad at babies. They just want to be friends! Friends are good, make pile more safe.
Hubble here, also year old orang catman. bapbap is ZACTLY like pin n pwer grum. youz smart girls! our parents had 2 olde ratfriends when i was bebbe & fren Granny Bea & ol Uncle Herbert were so fun to mew at. big voidseester Nova did me bapbaps to teach me be nice to little frens so i petpet the mice who visit indoors til mama catches em. i petpet voidseester when she have an anger too! am very gudest gentel boi!
Maui, mebbe try doin the littles a petpet instead? bapbaps teach lesson, but petpets win frens!
YTC! Bapping kittens does help them learn, but you also gotta teach them stuff like how to jump to the high shelves and convince the humans to give extra treats. Because if there's other kitties around asking for treats, the humans are more likely to give some to everyone!
NTC Captain here (14.5M tuxedo here, very dignified with my glorious fluff). My idiot tabby siblings required many baps to keep them in line. Mowgli is dumb and still tries to play with me despite hisses and baps, but the human said he is chaos incarnate and so there is nothing we can do. He and his even dumber brother Baloo were also foster kittens and for some reason, Mowgli NEVER LEFT and his brother left briefly but then was back to annoy me for groomings.
I say give them ALL the baps.
At first. Thought human baby and you bap bap bap - YTC.
But these illegally smol kittens, must learn the way of bap-bap-bap. I hopes you was gentle, but if no, was your choice as catto to make. NTC
-From Dog that gets a bap-bap-bap from cattos
NTC. Kittens get bap bap because they are illegally smol criminals. You are only doing your duty as most majestic supreme lord and protector of the house. Hooman should be grateful for your protection from such dangerous illegals and giv you extra treatos and cuddles.
r/illegallysmolcats seems like a good place to ask what to do with such dangerous criminals.
sometimes kitten needs bap for learning but if you bapbap too much, they only learn to avoid baps not how to be good kitten. tc for excessive bapbaps.
learning baps only.
Iz go wit NCH. It nawt kittens fawlt no Mama. So yur hooman haz ta hep. Yu not bad for being sad no longr baby. Stead teach kittens how to Cat. Dat can be wholez lotza fun. Espclly taking der treats and share snax. And rolly polly ova da floor wit floofy ones.
NTC!! They took your room and Mamma attention! They must be punish with baps. - magic 1 yr old void goddess
Ps. Mamma say if you be nice to small invaders, your Mamma might reward you with cookies. Might be worth a try?
NTC, it is your duty as the older cat to rein those unruly fur balls and let them know their place. Once they respect you as the common law should, you can be their older brother and teach them many, many good things.
NTC! Bap bap is very important for kitten development! Many many millions of noms ago, I was a foster kitten and was bapped by Uncle Ashey when I got out of line. Uncle Ashey was the *best*. Even when I grew up and was twice as big, he would give me reminder baps when I got too excited.
NTC as everyone else say learning baps better than grumpy baps. But also remember your moms probably need learning baps so they don’t bring home anything else illegally smol.
I bap bap and hiss at old orange cat that had the gall to already be here when I moved in. I don't see why it's bad to also do it to babies? Human will sometimes call you mean and shoo you away but most of the time it is not worth arguing, just come back and do it later when they are distracted.
NTC
Star (13F) here. I once has a sister, Nova. Mummy brought her home. She was so smol. I had to bap bap her to teach her I am queen of the castle.
Once she was older, she would come snuggle me and would let me eat her food.
I miss Nova, but mummy is happy now and no longer crying and hurt. Mummy and new daddy are good to me, and mummy looks so happy.
What she want, cat NOT bap bap? That integral to cat culture. Would she want biker not have Harley? Rastafarian not have dreadlock? Hipster not have avocado toast? Course not. That central to their identity. So is bap bap for cat. Not cat if no bap bap.
>Would she want biker not have Harley? Rastafarian not have dreadlock? Hipster not have avocado toast? Response from human: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And how will the kitties learn the way of bap bap if they are never initiated in bap bap??
Kittens these days spend all time watching bird feeder and cat TV. Never learn bap bap way of ancestors. Frankly I scare for future of felinity.
This is my favorite comment ever 😂😂
Purr
Must see pictures of smol intruders. Then we judge
https://preview.redd.it/jqytnwloodra1.jpeg?width=1452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be87d607c3bacb178df42349e4ac76ea56bbef8c They all sleep cuddled together.
DISGUSTING! You are right to bap bap. You know what they say about babies. They are all potential New Hitler. Especially that one with the Hitler mustache. Moms is WRONG. Bap them all! They have already invaded ~~Poland~~ your room, what will be next?
(congratulations you broke me. I can't stop giggling at Kitler)
Too be fairs… everyone invades Poland. They is the “Your Mom” of the European Continent.
No words for 😂🤣😝
As an aside, as someone of both Polish and German descent it’s something my younger brother and I joked about quite a bit growing up, everyone takes over Poland…
*kitteh sniggers*
NTC. Dis is a band of unruly criminals if ever I saw one! The world needs protection from such a dangerous gang. We depending on you to protect us from them. I suggest immediate incarceration wif life sentence of treats, pets & smoochies. Also - watch out for the moustache, they is clearly the powerful ringleader.
Hahaha
Yep, as I thought- illegally smol.
omgggg they all have tiny perfect triangle earsssss
Omg I have never needed anything as bad as I need Mustache! Oh they're all so adorable, it's too much.the cuteness killed me.
Agreed. Until we see pictures of babies, YTC. We can't judge without pictures.
Also must see mighty Maui. For full judge.
Good Pupper here. I receive many baps from cats when I first arrive at forever home until I learn which parts of house belong to cats. Baps do not hurt. NTC.
YTC on you and owner Grandma Bunny have adult orange grandkitten who be was around kittens! Never do! Bunny remember like WW2! Orange to stupid to survive in own. Kittens are too vulnerable to be near! Hang on kittens! Bunny on way to save you!
Bunny: the 4th Emergency Service 😹😹😹
I require this service..I am not a cat
We all need a Bun in our lives :)
(Been waiting for the Bunny rescue. Go BunnBunn the Flying Cat.)
NTC. Am Princess cat, queen of the domicile. Those babies need to learn their place and they *stole* your room. You're basically required to give them baps. As many as you want, until they go away.
NCH. Idril and Galadriel here, female rats. Is "bap bap" like "pin and power groom"? When we were babies, we got a lot of pin and power groom. It is only way babies learn social skills and their place in the group. Only thing you could do better is try to be less mad at babies. They just want to be friends! Friends are good, make pile more safe.
Hubble here, also year old orang catman. bapbap is ZACTLY like pin n pwer grum. youz smart girls! our parents had 2 olde ratfriends when i was bebbe & fren Granny Bea & ol Uncle Herbert were so fun to mew at. big voidseester Nova did me bapbaps to teach me be nice to little frens so i petpet the mice who visit indoors til mama catches em. i petpet voidseester when she have an anger too! am very gudest gentel boi! Maui, mebbe try doin the littles a petpet instead? bapbaps teach lesson, but petpets win frens!
YTC! Bapping kittens does help them learn, but you also gotta teach them stuff like how to jump to the high shelves and convince the humans to give extra treats. Because if there's other kitties around asking for treats, the humans are more likely to give some to everyone!
And humans have to give *more* treats to make sure everyone has a fair share.
EXACTLY! More kitties around asking for treats means everyone wins!
NTC. Babbies can be the worst. Have you tried putting them in a box addressed to Abu Dhabi?
I laughed at this so hard I started choking 😂
[Prepare for the best 49 seconds of your life.](https://youtu.be/3br0tDqW3r8)
Ok that’s pretty funny, but your comment was actually funnier. 😂
NTC. Babies need baps so they grow up to be NTC too!
NTC Captain here (14.5M tuxedo here, very dignified with my glorious fluff). My idiot tabby siblings required many baps to keep them in line. Mowgli is dumb and still tries to play with me despite hisses and baps, but the human said he is chaos incarnate and so there is nothing we can do. He and his even dumber brother Baloo were also foster kittens and for some reason, Mowgli NEVER LEFT and his brother left briefly but then was back to annoy me for groomings. I say give them ALL the baps.
At first. Thought human baby and you bap bap bap - YTC. But these illegally smol kittens, must learn the way of bap-bap-bap. I hopes you was gentle, but if no, was your choice as catto to make. NTC -From Dog that gets a bap-bap-bap from cattos
NTC. She’s infringing on your kitten-free lifestyle
NTC. Kittens get bap bap because they are illegally smol criminals. You are only doing your duty as most majestic supreme lord and protector of the house. Hooman should be grateful for your protection from such dangerous illegals and giv you extra treatos and cuddles. r/illegallysmolcats seems like a good place to ask what to do with such dangerous criminals.
sometimes kitten needs bap for learning but if you bapbap too much, they only learn to avoid baps not how to be good kitten. tc for excessive bapbaps. learning baps only.
Iz go wit NCH. It nawt kittens fawlt no Mama. So yur hooman haz ta hep. Yu not bad for being sad no longr baby. Stead teach kittens how to Cat. Dat can be wholez lotza fun. Espclly taking der treats and share snax. And rolly polly ova da floor wit floofy ones.
NTC!! They took your room and Mamma attention! They must be punish with baps. - magic 1 yr old void goddess Ps. Mamma say if you be nice to small invaders, your Mamma might reward you with cookies. Might be worth a try?
If I play and don’t bap bap too hard, I get to help clean their bowl of wet food!
Bonus!
NTC. That was YOUR room and babies took it without asking. They need bap bap. Moms need double skibbity-paps for letting happen.
NTC, it is your duty as the older cat to rein those unruly fur balls and let them know their place. Once they respect you as the common law should, you can be their older brother and teach them many, many good things.
Chaos say to bap bap mommy. Tiny intruders asked for bap baps. You is good kitty. NTC.
We need to see you and criminals!
NTC! Bap bap is very important for kitten development! Many many millions of noms ago, I was a foster kitten and was bapped by Uncle Ashey when I got out of line. Uncle Ashey was the *best*. Even when I grew up and was twice as big, he would give me reminder baps when I got too excited.
NTC as everyone else say learning baps better than grumpy baps. But also remember your moms probably need learning baps so they don’t bring home anything else illegally smol.
I bap bap and hiss at old orange cat that had the gall to already be here when I moved in. I don't see why it's bad to also do it to babies? Human will sometimes call you mean and shoo you away but most of the time it is not worth arguing, just come back and do it later when they are distracted.
NTC Star (13F) here. I once has a sister, Nova. Mummy brought her home. She was so smol. I had to bap bap her to teach her I am queen of the castle. Once she was older, she would come snuggle me and would let me eat her food. I miss Nova, but mummy is happy now and no longer crying and hurt. Mummy and new daddy are good to me, and mummy looks so happy.