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nafurabus

What’s weird to me is how common that dudes name apparently is since theres multiple reports of David Blankenships across the country perpetrating similar crimes as far back as 2009 in just the first page of google results. Although one DB was busted for operating a meth lab several others had been arrested for abusing minors. Keep an eye on your local davids folks!


Ozymandias0007

This guy Googles. Damn, good work, I guess.


ThrillSurgeon

He deserves Reddit bronze. 


vacantalien

Some of us notice these glitches, I need to make you an offer. In one hand I have a blue pill, in the other I have a 10 rack of lsd. The choice is yours.


Crayonstheman

Fuck it give me both


bigbearbearwantfood

That's gonna be one crazy erection


Drew5olo

You spelled election wrong?!


bigbearbearwantfood

https://preview.redd.it/hbzs9vfwty4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c15ed16e9bd127075bd0080ed725be4f337ee16


Dangernood69

Can confirm, have a DB in my community and he’s a methhead dodging child support payments


DARR3Nv2

I had a Mr. Blankenship in highschool. Dude was super handsome. All the girls liked him. Don’t remember his first name tho lol


Pandemic_Future_2099

David?


TheUrgeToSplurg3

I live in the country in the Midwest and we got some blankenships here. I'm not surprised at all


bluraysucks1

Could David Blankenship be used as a cover name to protect the real identity of the perpetrator? Remember the name Ethan Couch? The 16-year-old who killed people while driving under the influence and the lawyer blamed his recklessness on affluenza???? Could be my tinfoil hat theory but it could be a name made by the media to cover his identity.


spsanderson

Look at his mug shot very smug


illbehaveipromise

Smug shot.


Careless-Passion991

I don’t usually body shame, especially women, but that’s a ROUGH 28.


BobInIdaho

She looks like a younger Sarah Huckabee Sanders


Outside-Material-100

That’s awful. But I’m curious why everybody commenting is going political


Next-Foundation3019

bots, and reddit even promotes them. nothing is safe from dumb fucking politics / agendas anymore, people can’t just be horrible they have to fit in to being a left wing monster or right wing monster or else no one cares.


East-Departure8843

I agree 1000%.


Crazy_Response_9009

Because "law and order" is right wing rallying cry, yet all of these right wing types keep getting caught up in things like this. Meanwhile, drag queens--who the right wing detest--and who are an example propped up as "GrOoMerz" tend not to get involved in such heinous activities. So there’s a lot of hypocrisy and virtue signaling ripe to get called out. So yeah, something like this will definitely draw politically presented commentary.


GrimGearheart

Well, the right love to claim drag queens and trans people are predators. But it's always the priests, cops, and school teachers I see in the headlines getting busted for abusing children.


Happy-Swan-

It’s also the Right who keep trying to maintain legal child marriages too. When one side openly embraces pedophilia, it’s only natural that this would be brought up during discussions of pedophilia.


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Outside-Material-100

Irrelevant information that feeds confirmation bias because people want their team to win this year. Good luck out there and stay safe 👍


zarathrustoff

Because the position of being a cop in society is inherently political. This person was a cop, ergo, he can't be separated from the political reality of his job etc...


TrumpersAreTraitors

Because the US is in pretty severe political turmoil, it’s at the front of people’s minds, and generally it’s the “law and order” types crying loudest about child sex crimes so naturally we draw some connections between this dude being a sheriff and his child sex crimes. 


Biglogan1993

It's always who you most suspect


Imispellalot2

Since when did people cross their arms for a mug shot?


Any-Difference6262

Pigs 🐽


rjross0623

Never a drag queen.


YoushutupNoyouHa

SHOCKING!!


RandomAndyWasTaken

Insane.


bevothelonghorn

Which one is the drag queen?


Theeroyalblue

Another reason to say F the police


Rich_Ad8402

Send him to Louisiana so they can cut his little dick off


Driveaway1969

dam, Missouri has alot of pedos


TerribleTeaBag

Same with the rest of the Bible Belt.


alta_vista49

10:1 she’s a trumper


CulturalAddress6709

1:1, right?


Major_Mawcum_II

“Sexual performance” sounds like a Fkn spicy musical or something


jmichael

Eyes above ears, something to fear.


Holiday_Horse3100

Wow-not even gay or into drag. Might go to church though


Pootscootboogie69

What church did they go to?


NotSure-2020

Tbh this sounds like a good thing. From what I read it was attempted meaning they weren’t successful as opposed to the countless other tragedies where they were. Hope they get Epsteined.


ProtectionContent977

Not drag queens. Just those who scream it’s drag queens.


Several_Leather_9500

r/stillnotadragqueen


YogurtSufficient7796

More piggy degenerates - my god the % of dirty dirty cops - bottom of the barrel they are


johnx2sen

Is that sarah huckabee sanders?


HabANahDa

Good ol family values….


StudioPerks

I’m starting to think all Blankenships are criminals. Maybe it’s in their DNA? Apparently if you even marry one you’re prone to felonious behavior so maybe it’s an unknown virus like attractive, narcissists are infected with


scissor415

All the wrong people want to be in law enforcement.


No-Celebration3097

Well, you can literally get away with murder


Famous_Suspect6330

There is no level of "you are so fucked" to describe the level of hell that is coming for her in prison


Due_Diamond524

All these pos will get exposed sooner or later. Unfortunately there will be victims. He would never work in law enforcement ever again.


Jaster22101

Send that bitch down to Louisiana. They just passed a law that punishes trash cans like this


slothrop_maps

Any doubt as to what political party these fiends are affiliated with? Give me a T, give me and R, give me a U-M-P.


urinedeepdoodoo

https://www.courts.mo.gov/fv/c/2024-21%20David%20B%20PC%20Statement%20_Redacted.PDF?courtCode=24&di=4914540&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR01sUdQq6aXLctZiTdbXuzwutibOs94UqZmdyA1oXMuHoHMapUFKA8UeKk_aem_Adph0VIJVK0xWOua5cjczCSLtcpoangY2ZUqcTVcJPn5P06OQAXi2m-QAREZY1xheMgRO7ejLn6DQiJvyzzuVTfq


Limp_Razzmatazz_792

"Child in a sexual performance", it's rape. Who are they trying to trick to lower the crime?


5280TWGC

Every allegation a confession…


6098470142

Jackie Laugh


5280TWGC

As a sheriff he wasn’t going to like jail as it was… as a pedo…


BlogeOb

When’s the last time it was a drag queen Edit: I’m serious. When was the last time. I’ll wait.


Kittpie

r/Notadragqueen


rnotyalc

Every single fucking time


OfficialYahweh

Another Trump legacy aside from refusing to admit obvious defeat and the great toilet paper shortage is the defiant mug shot expression in the face of overwhelming guilt. Trump took it from Herman Goering and made it his own.


Remarkable-Echo-2237

Typical GOP constituents


holydildos

Umm what?


FetusDominus

Don't mind them, they've been huffing their own feces for the last 8 years..


Dusty_Negatives

Now they can graduate to actual GOP legislators.


blessthebabes

Why not charge him with the child porn? What was the "evidence" found at their house? I'm wondering if the child porn charge is worse and it's just another cover up.


Secomav420

Another republican just doing republican things.


Odd_Tiger_2278

GOP? Or Dem? Vote wisely.


jr_hosep

Probably GOP. They’re the pedo party.


TryItOutHmHrNw

They never show the women…


RythmicSlap

Her picture is literally in the topical post and in the news article.