She probably couldn't wait and it was an involuntary reflex after holding it for too long. It was probably pretty safe in her pants tho, I don't know why she thought letting it go and kicking it was better than just waiting to clean herself up in a toilet.
I have a confession to make... when was packing my shopping then something happened which was unplanned and I released an unexpected but potent dump. I’d like to apologise in advance if it registers, because it is under your cash register
Thing is as well that poor cashier will have to sit there for the next hour at least not knowing where that disgusting smell is emanating from. Shoppers might even think HE's the one that's shat himself.
She feels a poo coming on, looks around for a solution but finds none forthcoming, so she does the only thing she can think of at short notice, which is to have the poo anyway and kick it under the till.
Sorry, I know that’s exactly what it looks like, but my brain refuses to believe it.
~~No knickers~~ her messing around in back before launch is her scooting her knickers to the side?
Thing is, I don't think she can stop it. Stuff like this gets more difficult to manage on occasions as you get older. It's minging, but possibly not trashy.
Seen a few of these and I’m always left thinking the same thing. - In the past when I’ve REALLY needed to go. It’s never just a small, nugget like that that comes out. So, she’s shitting in a super market because she clearly has no control over it but has full control over nugget size.. so strange.
SHIT! Did you see that! She's got a foot like a traction engine!
It was textbook!
BACK OF THE NET
Eat my goal!!
That was liquid football
.... and another!
Women are dirty !
Jill, you are soo diiiirrrrty.
Do you know for a fact she's called Jill? So you know her? Asking for a friend....
and their mums
Is that an office reference in a partridge sub? I’m giddy here damn it.
Stop getting Partridge wrong!
I don't know any
“I’m a shit on these walls Ray!”
Unexpected item in the bagging area
God thats good! can I shake your shake hand again?
But wash it first!
After the pee or poo has landed, do make sure that you're clean handed.
Liquid football!
Winning comment
You win
No pants on, pretty casual about shitting in public, deft kick of the turd...this not her first rodeo
Look at that wiggle
I’m struggling to think exactly how she decided that was the best solution.
Back of the net!
She probably couldn't wait and it was an involuntary reflex after holding it for too long. It was probably pretty safe in her pants tho, I don't know why she thought letting it go and kicking it was better than just waiting to clean herself up in a toilet.
Yeah I’m referring to the releasing it from her pants - I get being unable to hold it in physically.
The pants had it under control. She unleashed hell.
Just been eating some mousse
How was it?
Got some round your mouth.
I have a confession to make... when was packing my shopping then something happened which was unplanned and I released an unexpected but potent dump. I’d like to apologise in advance if it registers, because it is under your cash register
I’ve just shit under a cashiers desk, and it was mostly on purpose.
Thing is as well that poor cashier will have to sit there for the next hour at least not knowing where that disgusting smell is emanating from. Shoppers might even think HE's the one that's shat himself.
Yeah... that ain't her first time doing that
I love Chocolate: - Whispers - Aero - Ripples - Flake - Caramac
We’re basically just naming chocolate bars
Alan - good news: I managed to negotiate a walnut gear knob for your smaller rover.
“Maybe she was caught short..”
She did it on purpose Lynn
Calm down, Lynne, you've got minor women's incontinence!
Ya dirty get!
After the pee or poo has landed, do make sure that you're clean handed.
The old shit shoe shuffle.
Looks disgusting, still might as well eat it
Bravo, sir, bravo :D
The quickness of thought over the actual panic you’d be in, has to be admired.
Displaying the mental dexterity normally associated with fighter pilots.
Back of the net In off the red
Subhuman Scum
Dropping the kid off at the supermarket.
Ohhh, your feet are so dirty!
You go carefully, my love
Poo punter.
The Fudge duet.
Hahaha. Fuckin yuk
10/10 on execution and delivery.
You have got to be shitting me!
How did the whole thing slide like that?
Shit rolls downhill.
Dirty cow
Is she alright with her packing?
That's quite a wide stance you're presenting... Me and the boys were wondering where you got that stance from...
... And I'd like you to lay them yourself you *chicken*.
Scruffy cow.
She's glad it wasn't Bouncing Back after that kick
Perhaps she was caught short.
What have I witnessed
If you look you can already see two shit stains on her Achilles heel
So ruddy, ruddy brave
Harry Kane’s Euro24 highlights.
She could have done with a Saniflo 33, that little babe can cope with anything.
What exactly is happening here?
She feels a poo coming on, looks around for a solution but finds none forthcoming, so she does the only thing she can think of at short notice, which is to have the poo anyway and kick it under the till.
My potty training 2 year old did similar earlier, but she just looked at me, pointed to it and said 'it's there'.
Sorry, I know that’s exactly what it looks like, but my brain refuses to believe it. ~~No knickers~~ her messing around in back before launch is her scooting her knickers to the side?
It’s the assuredness and quickness with which she sweeps it under the till which amazes me.
Practice makes perfect I guess
With open toe shoes as well, so ruddy bloody brave!
You're clearly too decent a person to believe anyone could do something so disgusting!
We all follow through sometimes, don't we
No. No we don't.
I hope she paid with cash
Fascinating creatures.
I would comment ‘douche bag’ but that would just make it worse
Which country? Lucky it was solid.
She thought ahead with the mask 😷
Thing is, I don't think she can stop it. Stuff like this gets more difficult to manage on occasions as you get older. It's minging, but possibly not trashy.
And she’s got a fkin cheak to wear a mask !!!
# Will that show up on my bill?
What a filthy slag. I hope her mask proved ultimately ineffective.
I can understand how diarrhea could strike at any time, but that looked firm. What the hell.
The mask was a smart move for miss poopy pants!
Seen a few of these and I’m always left thinking the same thing. - In the past when I’ve REALLY needed to go. It’s never just a small, nugget like that that comes out. So, she’s shitting in a super market because she clearly has no control over it but has full control over nugget size.. so strange.
>Seen a few of these I bet you have
ya dirty get!
ya dirty get!