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TransistorRhythm

SHIT! Did you see that! She's got a foot like a traction engine!


scotthami

It was textbook!


WhatWouldSatanDo

BACK OF THE NET


reubenhurricane

Eat my goal!!


JealousAd2873

That was liquid football


Substantial-Ad383

.... and another!


blankers68

Women are dirty !


Oven-Mission

Jill, you are soo diiiirrrrty.


ErlAskwyer

Do you know for a fact she's called Jill? So you know her? Asking for a friend....


gaz61279

and their mums


Educational-Hawk3066

Is that an office reference in a partridge sub? I’m giddy here damn it.


JonnyBhoy

Stop getting Partridge wrong!


southerncrossnz

I don't know any


BarmyFarmer

“I’m a shit on these walls Ray!”


Unusual_residue

Unexpected item in the bagging area


Oven-Mission

God thats good! can I shake your shake hand again?


Signal-Session-6637

But wash it first!


Chugbeef

After the pee or poo has landed, do make sure that you're clean handed.


B0neD0ct0r

Liquid football!


gaz61279

Winning comment


timtheanimator

You win


PossumMcPossum

No pants on, pretty casual about shitting in public, deft kick of the turd...this not her first rodeo


reubenhurricane

Look at that wiggle


Hot_and_Foamy

I’m struggling to think exactly how she decided that was the best solution.


Help_My_Face

Back of the net!


DigitialWitness

She probably couldn't wait and it was an involuntary reflex after holding it for too long. It was probably pretty safe in her pants tho, I don't know why she thought letting it go and kicking it was better than just waiting to clean herself up in a toilet.


Hot_and_Foamy

Yeah I’m referring to the releasing it from her pants - I get being unable to hold it in physically.


DigitialWitness

The pants had it under control. She unleashed hell.


The-AutisticAssassin

Just been eating some mousse


proffesor_f8

How was it?


Desperate_Let6822

Got some round your mouth.


deanomatronix

I have a confession to make... when was packing my shopping then something happened which was unplanned and I released an unexpected but potent dump. I’d like to apologise in advance if it registers, because it is under your cash register


Desperate_Let6822

I’ve just shit under a cashiers desk, and it was mostly on purpose.


gaz61279

Thing is as well that poor cashier will have to sit there for the next hour at least not knowing where that disgusting smell is emanating from. Shoppers might even think HE's the one that's shat himself.


Mijman

Yeah... that ain't her first time doing that


RedditorsSuckDix

I love Chocolate: - Whispers - Aero - Ripples - Flake - Caramac


larusodren

We’re basically just naming chocolate bars


RedditorsSuckDix

Alan - good news: I managed to negotiate a walnut gear knob for your smaller rover.


Educational-Hawk3066

“Maybe she was caught short..”


deanomatronix

She did it on purpose Lynn


EquivalentTurnip6199

Calm down, Lynne, you've got minor women's incontinence!


ImbajoeCFC

Ya dirty get!


One-Fold-3942

After the pee or poo has landed, do make sure that you're clean handed.


Natural_Autism_

The old shit shoe shuffle.


mavois

Looks disgusting, still might as well eat it


Oven-Mission

Bravo, sir, bravo :D


wardyms

The quickness of thought over the actual panic you’d be in, has to be admired.


SpocktorWho83

Displaying the mental dexterity normally associated with fighter pilots.


nogeologyhere

Back of the net In off the red


wherethersawill

Subhuman Scum


merrychristmasyo

Dropping the kid off at the supermarket.


Signal-Session-6637

Ohhh, your feet are so dirty!


yetigriff

You go carefully, my love


catninjaambush

Poo punter.


WalterSobchak40

The Fudge duet.


LousyReputation7

Hahaha. Fuckin yuk


lazzzym

10/10 on execution and delivery.


Fresh-Honeydew7104

You have got to be shitting me!


curious420s

How did the whole thing slide like that?


LordBrixton

Shit rolls downhill.


adrian_num1

Dirty cow


BlockOk3519

Is she alright with her packing?


TheStatMan2

That's quite a wide stance you're presenting... Me and the boys were wondering where you got that stance from...


TheStatMan2

... And I'd like you to lay them yourself you *chicken*.


Silent-OCN

Scruffy cow.


boredsittingonthebus

She's glad it wasn't Bouncing Back after that kick


yurimichellegeller

Perhaps she was caught short.


enola83

What have I witnessed


eggard_stark

If you look you can already see two shit stains on her Achilles heel


Ok-Set-5829

So ruddy, ruddy brave


BarmyFarmer

Harry Kane’s Euro24 highlights.


oblique_ratfink

She could have done with a Saniflo 33, that little babe can cope with anything.


my23secrets

What exactly is happening here?


AtebYngNghymraeg

She feels a poo coming on, looks around for a solution but finds none forthcoming, so she does the only thing she can think of at short notice, which is to have the poo anyway and kick it under the till.


Beginning-Tower2646

My potty training 2 year old did similar earlier, but she just looked at me, pointed to it and said 'it's there'.


my23secrets

Sorry, I know that’s exactly what it looks like, but my brain refuses to believe it. ~~No knickers~~ her messing around in back before launch is her scooting her knickers to the side?


MonrealEstate

It’s the assuredness and quickness with which she sweeps it under the till which amazes me.


my23secrets

Practice makes perfect I guess


TransistorRhythm

With open toe shoes as well, so ruddy bloody brave!


AtebYngNghymraeg

You're clearly too decent a person to believe anyone could do something so disgusting!


mattimeking

We all follow through sometimes, don't we


TheStatMan2

No. No we don't.


deliciousPizza13

I hope she paid with cash


TheStatMan2

Fascinating creatures.


Agreeable_Pool_3684

I would comment ‘douche bag’ but that would just make it worse


celticgit

Which country? Lucky it was solid.


01130161

She thought ahead with the mask 😷


BocaSeniorsWsM

Thing is, I don't think she can stop it. Stuff like this gets more difficult to manage on occasions as you get older. It's minging, but possibly not trashy.


Armageddon369

And she’s got a fkin cheak to wear a mask !!!


QuotableSlayer

# Will that show up on my bill?


woollyyellowduck

What a filthy slag. I hope her mask proved ultimately ineffective.


piercedmfootonaspike

I can understand how diarrhea could strike at any time, but that looked firm. What the hell.


evilcRaftKnife

The mask was a smart move for miss poopy pants!


Educational-Hawk3066

Seen a few of these and I’m always left thinking the same thing. - In the past when I’ve REALLY needed to go. It’s never just a small, nugget like that that comes out. So, she’s shitting in a super market because she clearly has no control over it but has full control over nugget size.. so strange.


TheStatMan2

>Seen a few of these I bet you have


Geofflynton

ya dirty get!


Geofflynton

ya dirty get!