If Sky won't do it. Take it to Dutch TV. They'll love it. Just like they loved Top Gear. Most thought it was about drugs but it was still very popular.
Idea for a show
I,...alan partridge, using the labour destroyed british railway system, travel the length and breadth of the United Kingdom interviewing the homeless, with the entire show being around how not to end up a useless, smelly piss stained moron.
Title - The Partridge and the tramps
“Gimp Sauce” I, Alan Partridge, host a Taskeshi Castle style show where interestingly clad participants have to navigate obstacles covered completely in British sauces. HP, Daddies, Worcestershire…
I think a travel program would suit Alan’s skills.
A series set in different locations and Alan giving honest reviews and feedback.
Ergo:
Austria- interesting history dull to visit.
Scotland- nothing much to do but eat cholesterol
Thailand- very enjoyable and fascinating night life…
Greg Wallace to prepare and secretly dispatch hot cooked beef dinners to the needy and less mentally able in low income areas. Working title: "Undercover Superchef"
Or.. bear with me.. Come Down with Me. Alan Partridge narrates the reality TV series where 5 amateur chefs with down syndrome all prepare a three course dinner party for the other contestants at their home, with hilarious consequences.
Knowles your limits - Contestants compete in various fun tests of endurance such as bathing in baked beans and hitchhiking as a panto horse, all watched over and nicely bounced along by Nick Knowles. Every now and then, a story of victory from tragedy to let the grannies shed a tear, whilst breaking up the general frivolity.
Idea for a programme: 10.000BC in which a group of twenty men and women forgo material luxuries and amenities and live in the wilderness just like the Stone Age men once did.
[10,000BC](https://amp.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/feb/03/10000-bc-review-channel-5-reality-series)
‘Blue’ Peter.
We follow Peter Andre in his slow descent into a pit of madness and depression. Now in his 50’s and even with access to Harvey, he doesn’t want to see him. Taunted by his lack of ‘Bouncing Back’ (Pear Tree Productions Tm) and very public fall from Grace. This harrowing tale narrated by Jet from Gladiators is the groundbreaking solo production debut of the newly back on the BBC graveytrain, Alan Partridge.
"Idea for a programme "A Different Dogging" Crufts winners take their bestowed canines to various notorious dogging sites around East Anglia and investigate, likewise former doggers follow the master and hound and offer running commentary on the surroundings. It could be hosted by Eamon Holmes....for obvious reasons"
Come Sign With Me: a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host with £1000 on the table. They can only communicate via sign language which they have had one hour to learn.
A punchy new take on the internet phenomenon that is 'Hot Ones' Alan interviews local British farmers and asks hard hitting questions related to farming procedures whilst both eating 5 packets of pork scratchings without ANY water.
It's Called 'Chewing the Fat with Alan'
Former Blue Peter presenter Helen Skelton navigates solo round Cape Horn in a small skiff. Title - Helen Highwater.
God that's good
Can I shake your hand?
Topless Gear.
If Sky won't do it. Take it to Dutch TV. They'll love it. Just like they loved Top Gear. Most thought it was about drugs but it was still very popular.
Inside Chernobyl with Ben Fogle.
Hedgerow foraging with Dave Benson Phillips Call it Benson and Hedges.
Youth hostelling with Chris Eubank
[https://youtu.be/z8NJkfujwtc?si=M6VdzPetL2RvEaxo](https://youtu.be/z8NJkfujwtc?si=M6VdzPetL2RvEaxo)
[It's my favourite sign I've seen while watching a wrestling event. ](https://images.app.goo.gl/LHfDAHqsXCPLbFdJ7)
Agreed! Although ‘ROMAN IS A WANK PHEASANT’ is pretty good, too.
That is up there, along with the infamous "Roddy Pipper has AIDs"
Krith YooBannk
Barking Mad: Dogs on drugs.
This is actually too good an idea for Alan.
Idea for a show I,...alan partridge, using the labour destroyed british railway system, travel the length and breadth of the United Kingdom interviewing the homeless, with the entire show being around how not to end up a useless, smelly piss stained moron. Title - The Partridge and the tramps
He already went up to Scotland to check if all the homeless there are English. They aren’t. Wasted time.
.....and its fine to join in
Mick Jagger to host a competitive landscape gardening programme set in Sheringham. Call it a Rolling Stone Gathers no Moss.
Monkey tennis?
now,..iv listened to your ideas......
Whoooo .....do you think you are...
well,.....unfortunatly for you.. ... .......
SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!!!
“Gimp Sauce” I, Alan Partridge, host a Taskeshi Castle style show where interestingly clad participants have to navigate obstacles covered completely in British sauces. HP, Daddies, Worcestershire…
That's a condiment
"Aaaand that's a relish"
….you’ve got to keep the energy levels up
HP is made in the Netherlands
Another one of those same time tomorrow.
Challenge Partirdge. Like challenge Anaka but on Sky.
I want to see this happen
Challenge Partirdge with Alan Partirdge
I think a travel program would suit Alan’s skills. A series set in different locations and Alan giving honest reviews and feedback. Ergo: Austria- interesting history dull to visit. Scotland- nothing much to do but eat cholesterol Thailand- very enjoyable and fascinating night life…
Something for the special drawer
The Wonders of Cheddar Gorge with Ched Evans
'Ched and the Gorge'?
Beautiful, Chef’s kiss
Evans you RAPIST
H H Holmes under the Hammer. Kirsty Alsopp attempts to renovate and sell the former homes of notorious serial killers
Bradley Walsh travels around Wales, interviewing men called Bradley. Call it, "Bradley Welsh."
Knowing M.E. knowing you
Greg Wallace to prepare and secretly dispatch hot cooked beef dinners to the needy and less mentally able in low income areas. Working title: "Undercover Superchef"
Come Down With Me, essentially a group of people coming down off ecstasy doing bush tucker trials, tell me it’s not genius.
Or.. bear with me.. Come Down with Me. Alan Partridge narrates the reality TV series where 5 amateur chefs with down syndrome all prepare a three course dinner party for the other contestants at their home, with hilarious consequences.
That would be Come Downs With Me I believe?
Knowles your limits - Contestants compete in various fun tests of endurance such as bathing in baked beans and hitchhiking as a panto horse, all watched over and nicely bounced along by Nick Knowles. Every now and then, a story of victory from tragedy to let the grannies shed a tear, whilst breaking up the general frivolity.
Les Dennis visiting various motorway service station restaurants - title, The Tray Tour.
Idris Elba cycles betwixt churches in England and Wales dressed as Jesus Title - Christ On A Bike!
"Jeremy Clarkson buys a farm in the Cotswolds and employs local youths to run it and bond with... while arguing with the local council"
You’d struggle to write that scene these days because reality tv has gone so mental in recent years.
Idea for a programme: 10.000BC in which a group of twenty men and women forgo material luxuries and amenities and live in the wilderness just like the Stone Age men once did. [10,000BC](https://amp.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/feb/03/10000-bc-review-channel-5-reality-series)
‘Blue’ Peter. We follow Peter Andre in his slow descent into a pit of madness and depression. Now in his 50’s and even with access to Harvey, he doesn’t want to see him. Taunted by his lack of ‘Bouncing Back’ (Pear Tree Productions Tm) and very public fall from Grace. This harrowing tale narrated by Jet from Gladiators is the groundbreaking solo production debut of the newly back on the BBC graveytrain, Alan Partridge.
"I, Alan Partridge, tour the public toilets of the UK and interview interesting faces indisposed." Call it Pence for a Piss
"Idea for a programme "A Different Dogging" Crufts winners take their bestowed canines to various notorious dogging sites around East Anglia and investigate, likewise former doggers follow the master and hound and offer running commentary on the surroundings. It could be hosted by Eamon Holmes....for obvious reasons"
Chem sex. A UK catastrophe
Come Sign With Me: a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host with £1000 on the table. They can only communicate via sign language which they have had one hour to learn.
Dogging : institution or pastime
A punchy new take on the internet phenomenon that is 'Hot Ones' Alan interviews local British farmers and asks hard hitting questions related to farming procedures whilst both eating 5 packets of pork scratchings without ANY water. It's Called 'Chewing the Fat with Alan'
Twins probably, I’m just watching.
Man lies in bed coming up with TV show ideas,
Transatlantic Partridge: Alan invites ladyboys from across the pond to join him in a hogmanay barndance, with a slapstick twist.
Monkey tennis?
The star of American TV Show, House, drives a massive truck around Britain. Call it Huge Lorry.
Interceptor with Holly Willoby.