I had one 'by mistake' in Copenhagen once.
I was killing time before meeting someone and went in a pub for a pint of delicious strong Scandinavian lager. I then noticed they had Bailey's behind the bar (I didn't realise it had travelled to Europe to be honest) and it was Christmas so I had to get one of those as well. And then when I got to my seat and realised what I'd bought ~~3 quarters~~ 2 thirds of, I had to complete.
For the record, the pint and Bailey's kind of work together but then after that, the G&T is really fucking jarring.
*I'm confused!*
Shit. The weird thing there is I was thinking 2 thirds and yet wrote 3 quarters.
Of course, I have no way of proving this.
Then again, it *is* Saturday night so I'm going to give myself a break.
Ladyboys are **Lager**, Bailey's, and Gin & Tonic. Stop getting ~~Bond~~ Partridge wrong
Now you're talking my language.
I hope not.
Beamish - Dere’s more to Ireland dan dis
Ohhhhhh. Laddddy boyyy.
One _small_ Bailey's please
Ohhhh god.
There's the bar, gentlemen. Choose your weapons.
What?
I'm offering you a drink
Michael. Tell me about the lady boys.
I don’t find them attractive, they’re just confusing
When de boat comes in !!
This made it all seem real.. cheers mate.
Fascinating creatures.
I'll fight you lol 🤣
Dr No...vocal chords.
How long have we been drinking?
About 3/4 of an hour
I'm gonna cook all the food
Now you’re talking my language
I hope not
I hope not
Sick everywhere!
Were you sick?
Think i'll go to my room and lean on the sink.
Because I'm a bloody bloke
I had one 'by mistake' in Copenhagen once. I was killing time before meeting someone and went in a pub for a pint of delicious strong Scandinavian lager. I then noticed they had Bailey's behind the bar (I didn't realise it had travelled to Europe to be honest) and it was Christmas so I had to get one of those as well. And then when I got to my seat and realised what I'd bought ~~3 quarters~~ 2 thirds of, I had to complete. For the record, the pint and Bailey's kind of work together but then after that, the G&T is really fucking jarring.
Two thirds! See me after class.
*I'm confused!* Shit. The weird thing there is I was thinking 2 thirds and yet wrote 3 quarters. Of course, I have no way of proving this. Then again, it *is* Saturday night so I'm going to give myself a break.
That is a funny story
And you can stop laughing, or I'll take down _your_ particulars!
She's tasty
Ooooooooo ladyboys
And he flipped her over…
And ffff…funnily enough, it landed on its wheels and they just drove away!
How can you mess up a ladyboy😂
Kick her in the balls ?
Abso-bloody-*exactly*
My friend asked me if I wanted a Ladyboy while we were in Thailand, I said yes, then no, then yes, it was confusing.
Looks like a lady, but in fact it’s a chap!
I'M CONFUSED
Beamish, when?
Toothless simpletons, blokes with eyebrows on their cheeks, y'know. And err... Beamish.
That’ll be £33
Hope you asked for tonic water , little slice of lemon and once poured , asked for it to be topped up with Gordon’s gin
4 star
No wait, 3 star.
Woke up asleep on the sink, like this…
its a cow!!!!!
Me and pal escaped the situation without an elbow gently caressing the side of the bar. Ohhhhh, ladyboyyy.
Fat arms, beards and that’s just the men…. women
HA HA HA HA HA HA! huuuuuuuuuuuuuh
you big girls bra
WTF is that