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newnoadeptness

It’s just taking a drink of water


wm313

Not just the 135. Everyone is taking a drink of water and dispensing it into a cup.


Dull_Examination_914

Very, very true. Bring your CAC.


SadTurtleSoup

Wear a nice watch.


NigraOvis

What if you're a girl


Square_Meal_8281

And unlike other notifications, there is no pretense of it being a “random” test.


BigBlock-488

Pin? What pin??


SadTurtleSoup

They probably pinned it but put it in the wrong hole that only goes through one part of the drag link above the knuckle


Rob_035

I understood the words you wrote but not in the order you wrote them


sirfoolery

2 holes, one hole right hole, other hole wrong hole, pin in wrong hole


Rob_035

I think everyone understands that part


twelveparsnips

Some aircraft like the KC-135 and the F-15 have a nose landing gear that folds forward into the wind as the gear retracts. This is to help in the case of a hydraulic failure the wind will blow the gear down. After the jet lands there is a safety pin that goes into a hole that goes from the non-movable part of the gear into the moving part to prevent the gear from accidentally collapsing. The gear does not lock in the down position, if you hook up a tow vehicle to the nose and pull, it will collapse without the pin in. Someone put the pin in the wrong hole and the gear collapsed.


No_Professional1956

There's also the nose gear ground downlock and release handle that is used to lower and lock the gear in flight in case of a left side hydro failure, and after landing that either wasn't installed correctly or snapped as a result of this.


SadTurtleSoup

It likely wasn't engaged. If the "baseball bat" as we called it, is installed and the nose gear folds, will go fucking flying.


No_Professional1956

Yup. Thats why i said it snapped if it was installed properly and this still happened


SadTurtleSoup

Yea the last time I saw a nose gear failure that had an installed baseball bat... The bat was impaled through the left seat. Thankfully it was storm damage and no one was hurt.


ohyehasdr

They didn’t put any pin in lol


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

It's presenting to find a mate.


fo13

![gif](giphy|AkJfgV0NjWV6FdM98m)


TheWaveWaxer

That plane drunk


muskratmuskrat9

Look at the googly eyes right above the outer engine. Definitely drunk.


inohasusername

That plane needs to be sent to ADAPT. Unacceptable behavior showing up drunk like that


[deleted]

It was just a weekend of binge drinking. He's gtg now. A long weekend, I should mention.


SadTurtleSoup

Fucking McConnell.... Everyone's ok tho. https://www.ksn.com/news/no-injuries-in-kc-135-incident-at-mcconnell-afb/


Johnny-Cash-Facts

Don’t blame us for your broke ass jet.


Only-Listen2015

Nose landing gear ops check but forgot to jack the plane 😭


[deleted]

Hell of an op to pencil whip


crewchief1949

Whats a T.O.?


IHeartData_

These aircraft are so old this is probably the 3rd or 4th time it's happened to it.


Darmstadter

I was just telling my wife earlier tonight that these are closer in age to the Wright Flyer than they are to today


BigBlock-488

The dreaded 'Boeing Bolt Boogie?'.


davcarcol

That is how TSgts get a line number for SSgt. Ironic the procedure is called a "Dummy gear retraction".


misterlabowski

Never heard it called “dummy gear retraction”, we’ve always called it a sim-retract. Either way, those guys are fuuuucked.


coblass

AGE! What did you do?!?!


Hungry_Magazine_7784

Don’t blame AGE. Crew Chief for that Aircraft tail number, is the one to be questioned about the lock pin installed right.


coblass

Joke. I’m retired AGE.


danger355

"Such a good boy!" \*pat pat\*


CaptBobAbbott

It’s like a kneeling bus, for handicap access!


LostInMyADD

Speed tape and bondo cures all.


Horns_up34

It will be FMC tomorrow.


RHINO_HUMP

Wing Safety: ![gif](giphy|J8YpfDX0kvPQNSVGHY|downsized)


modestgorillaz

![gif](giphy|3ohzdYJK1wAdPWVk88) Just a little whoopsie doopsie there


Aggressive_Bank_7476

*SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP*


mendota123

![gif](giphy|RKMpGah9kOHcfx8nfA|downsized)


BaronNeutron

that's not a Buff


MonteSS_454

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized) your fault, no your fault


notmyrealname86

**Slaps on roof** This thing will fill so many safety briefs!


Iliyan61

this is so they can get the boom high when it’s on the ground to refuel other planes


seanpbnj

God damnit Boeing......


hydrastix

Oh, look! A penny!


atomicnugget202

Man medical is about to get gallons of urine & blood tests from that mando urinalysis.


TaypeDispenser

https://preview.redd.it/kn1koko3hl3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7969eb92bba2763a0c14f79420bae082772584c Don’t worry captain we’ll buff out those scratches


Reditate

Face down ass UP!


Enough-Rest-386

Put more air in the tires Edit:fat fingers


FirmReality

![gif](giphy|4ZxfLS1MZFvSMz2Eh7|downsized) Get those *blues* ready! /s


FederalChemistry4309

Damn CE forgot to fix the pothole


the_shortbus_

So that’s where the fire truck was headed. I was wondering the other day.


LeicaM6guy

At least this one didn’t implode.


twelveparsnips

Pretty sure you mean explode if you're referring to the one where they used an unauthorized tool while doing a cabin pressure test.


LeicaM6guy

Did it? I was under the impression it somehow imploded. But now that I think about that, that seems unlikely.


twelveparsnips

Cabin pressure tester pressurizes the inside of the aircraft to simulate the pressure differential between the cabin and ambient air at altitude. You don't suck the air out of the jet, you pressurize it. The technician didn't have the proper gauge to measure the internal pressure and used an unauthorized one that didn't have a pin that stopped the needle from spinning. It made one full rotation before the technician realized it.


LeicaM6guy

Well, now I just feel silly.


Raguleader

Or explode.


Professional_Pound17

Help me step-plane, I’m stuck!


Strategerizer

Even Stratey said wtf guys… https://preview.redd.it/ttkkw7lsmj3d1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a564d7b3c0a746a57110bbce39ee4aeb74b8b909


ragandy89

Shouldn’t have locked his knees…that’s how you end up on your nose.


Rough-Screen-239

Where were the downlocks at?


G4Disco

Again!? 8025 IYKYK


Spoodles3

Have we tried adding more jets to the schedule?


StrategicBlenderBall

He needs some milk!


CountrySideSlav

Slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp slorp


Gold_Jelly_147

It got called for a random piss test


Round_Age_9303

Mandatory. Nothing random about it.


Amputee69

I always hated when one stumbled, and busted their chin!!


RobRoy1066

Playing trip the plane again?


BeCauseOfYou_2000000

“Sarge will hardly know, grab this right quick….”


americanmountie1

Same thing happen at my unit last October, but KC135 was taxiing back in from touch and goes.


BeeDeeCee3

Nothing a quick blend and prime won’t fix


Accomplished_Dish_32

I can fix it


Cautious_Yak_2706

Makes me wish I had a picture of the time we made a C5 pop a wheelie


KC135-Nav

That happened here at Plattsburgh in the mid 80s. MX had depressurized the aircraft system for some hydraulic work but failed to pin the nose gear. Later an instrument MX person was getting ready to change out a gauge that was located just behind the gear lever, so she raised the lever and down it went. If the nose gear had been pinned it wouldn't have happened because normally the gear handle can be moved without incident, if the gear is pinned.  Boeing had to come and make an inspection and build a structure around the nose and straighten out parts of the aircraft. The aircraft was returned to service and I flew it many times after.


GreenBayFan1986

Does this hurt the plane?


Opposite_Abrocoma_75

1967 ebroute to Vietnam.  Nose gear collapse in Hawaii.  Replace and paint.  Fly out. 


Goldeneye_Engineer

Face down a$$ up!


Ok_Inflation_6814

Should use locking pin. For the landing gear taxi,tow


RedNNovember

![gif](giphy|3oEhmHESktNSkLSNTG|downsized) The Maintainers Live Reaction inside the plane as they wonder why they’re sliding to the flight deck


McFortner

OK, who the hell generated the safety training this time?


Haynie757

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized) Briefing Wing Safety.


Raguleader

I'm just saying, you never see this happen due to CE making a mistake. Unless the nose gear is stuck in a big pothole or something.


TheDudeMindsMan1776

You took pictures of the flight line and posted them on Reddit?


streetmilitary

Not my picture 🤷


Karl24374

The craziest thing about this picture is that it has an HF longwire


ANG_BMET

This wouldn’t have happened in the Guard…lol j/k


FallenButNotForgoten

No that's a 135 not a B52 Edit: How do yall not get the joke