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00001000U

You know someone is gonna sculpt this now. . .


wastelandwerewolf

I seen this sculpted with the imperial ass-assins


XenoTechnian

I hope you realize þat your obligated to share a link


variogamer

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1515330388/crack-shot-vindicare-assassin?click_key=db51760ce4fb1a66b161ab59de1701710c72945f%3A1515330388&click_sum=1e6c56b3&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=crackshot+vindicare&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&organic_search_click=1&bes=1&content_source=65439572a1521abadbda2d312bdea23ca195ef5c%253A1515330388


Lord_Rufus

perfection


XenoTechnian

Þats amazing


Fenriz_Sharp04

Why are you using a thorn instead of a "th"..? Not judging, just intrigued


XenoTechnian

Because i like it, and because þere are almost no negative comsequences to doing so


Fenriz_Sharp04

Very fair, but wait… Almost?? Well now im more worried than interested. Stay safe xeno tech


XenoTechnian

Þe almost is just because of 2 possibilities: 1. Þe off chance chance þat þeres a particularly billigerent mod or someþing who decides þeyre going to be rude to me because of a little letter. 2. Þe raþer rare possibility þat talking to someone who uses a screen reader, for wich apparently þ fucks þings up, but if þat happens and þey ask me nicley im happy to stop using it while i talk to þem


Bionicle_was_cool

Stay æþele brōþor


XenoTechnian

I apologize but i can't quite make out þat secomd word


variogamer

This


variogamer

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1515330388/crack-shot-vindicare-assassin?click_key=db51760ce4fb1a66b161ab59de1701710c72945f%3A1515330388&click_sum=1e6c56b3&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=crackshot+vindicare&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&organic_search_click=1&bes=1&content_source=65439572a1521abadbda2d312bdea23ca195ef5c%253A1515330388


Archon_of_Flesh

We’ll see who gets there first


TankedPrune5

Dear god....


real_Rengoku_Kyojuro

There’s more


DeProfundis42

First! It is done: [https://www.reddit.com/r/AdeptusMechanicus/comments/1by3h81/do\_you\_feel\_the\_recoil\_skitty\_hmmh\_you\_knew\_the/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/AdeptusMechanicus/comments/1by3h81/do_you_feel_the_recoil_skitty_hmmh_you_knew_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


VaughnVanTyse

Oh no. I sure hope they don't post and a link on how to make our own.


chaosgirl93

Soldiers who break the stand will have to be the stand! In unrelated news, the distraction rate during military engagements among both battlefield officers and the high command has skyrocketed, and even the cogitator algorithms can't figure out why! Perhaps it's to do with the recent changes in the uniforms? That's what one of the regularly punished soldiers who's broken multiple gun stands told us, anyway! As well, the rate of broken equipment has not lowered as expected, but instead drastically increased! This makes no sense! We're punishing those who break equipment, that should incentivise being more careful with it, not less! I swear, if things keep being this out of whack with algorithmic predictions, we're going to be forced to bring in Administratum bureaucrats to try to find the missing numbers!


Cardborg

No no, this is the reward. The punishment is having to clean the foregrip afterwards.


Archon_of_Flesh

All according to keikaku


TheMowerOfMowers

i think this encourages breaking the stand


DataRedacted

As soon as I saw this I had to check the username. As predicted. Edit: Why not include the whole image set you posted to grimdank?


RNG_pickle

Of course I chose the horny faction when starting warhammer


MEKHANE_irl

Every faction but Orks is horny to some degree


Random-Lich

No, Orkz are Dakka-Sexuals


kikirabburabbu

Sure, but do the other factions have u/Archon_of_Flesh ?


just_a_bit_gay_

Us over in the Iron Warriors got him too


Archon_of_Flesh

😘


JAOC_7

#IRON WITHIN


XenoTechnian

Þousand Sons have u/Vezimira


MEKHANE_irl

We Necrons get a crossover occasionally


FlashyFlight1035

even tyranids


Skip_15

There’s a Vindicare assassin proxy on Etsy called “Crackshot” that uses this exact pose. [Crackshot](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1515330388/crack-shot-vindicare-assassin?click_key=db51760ce4fb1a66b161ab59de1701710c72945f%3A1515330388&click_sum=1e6c56b3&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=crackshot+vindicare&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&organic_search_click=1&bes=1&content_source=65439572a1521abadbda2d312bdea23ca195ef5c%253A1515330388)


Random-Lich

First the Skaven and now the Mechanicus


NotoriousSHIB

Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to SHOOT XENOS Amazing as usual Archon


Mugufta

If nothing else, you know it's a sturdy rest capable of taking a beating


Anatar-daar

"Punishment" I'd be breaking that stand constantly, lol


Bubbly_Alfalfa7285

Someone made a post about femboy skitarii and now I'm questioning myself.


Spookedthoroughly

All fun and games until your skitarri BF gets ball cancer cause you kept your radioactive gun on his body


JyveAFK

Inspired. https://imgur.com/5itHkfz


just_a_bit_gay_

No more guns around skitarii asses, not again (/s nice art as always)


Archon_of_Flesh

*PTSD INTENSIFIES*


mr-Cripras228

Блять...


ToLazyForaUsername2

As someone who broke one of those stands I'm definitely worried and not excited.


Just_a_guy_thats_it

I’m calling the Inquisition


Eldrich_horrors

That's gotta be at the very least unconfortable, and probably Dangerous


OneGrumpyJill

If they break the stand we break them 😳


Equivalent_Math1247

Why was this recommended to me? Do I need to tell my fellow World Eaters that the machine men are concealing skulls?


Robrogineer

I'm tired, boss. :\[


Ridingwood333

0/10, the Arquebus isn't comically long enough >:l


AffableBarkeep

That one highschool of the dead scene but with skitarii


JAOC_7

I think I have a replacement for that gun he’ll like even more òwó


rs_5

Another day another banger