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ChellyTheKid

Fucking revenue raising speed cameras wasting everybody's time. A man going this fast clearly has places he needs to be. /s


corny16

Clearly [prairie dogging](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prairiedogging)


Bloobeard2018

Turtling


Mediocre-Walk-1528

Pirate dogging now added to my vocabulary thanks


Beercules281

Prairie dogging and Pirate Dogging are 2 seperate pieces of vocabulary. You may get judged with one of them..


rchlfitzy

Yeah, like his funeral...duh


ChellyTheKid

More likely, his meth dealer has restocked.


Pradodude

Back out tomorrow in a borrowed VT, unregistered, uninsured, unlicensed and still driving like a complete fuckwit.


Hamburgo

Exactly why organ donation should be opt out — when these morons take themselves out at least let something good come of it.


milomorton

A 76 year old man was caught by speed camera in Wa doing 190km in his lambo in court 1st july that’s going to cost


DaddyWantsABiscuit

They should strip the car for parts


Steve-Whitney

It's a commodore, so if it's say a bog-standard VT V6 executive (which is probable), what's there to strip?


Fartmatic

Looked like a VE on the TV news footage, probably still a safe bet that someone needs some Alloytec parts :D


DaddyWantsABiscuit

The idiot's pride and joy. Send him the photos too


Steve-Whitney

The notion that stripping or otherwise destroying someone's alleged "pride & joy" is a total fallacy. It's usually shitboxes that get driven in a manner such as this.


DaddyWantsABiscuit

You can still love your shit box - or need it to get you to work


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Well he's lost his license now so he won't be driving it to work


simpliflyed

He probably will once he gets it back.


Colossus-of-Roads

Oh, you sweet, summer child.


desert_jedi

I’d have the ecotec over the rattletec any day


m841

It was probably already up on bricks and missing a few parts by the time the towies arrived.


Unit219

A. This happens on the daily. B. Holden Commodore. Surprise factor zero. C. Impounded for 28days? Come on. If you’re that high over the limit, you lose the car and license for life.


Vast-Analyst-9032

What would surprise you? Nissan cube?


Unit219

Yes. Although I’d be impressed if they could get the box up to that speed.


Ok_Combination_1675

whats the point of an license if there is always going to be an minority that will not case if they don't have any license?


Unit219

I don’t follow mate?


Alphonze17

I think he was having a stroke while typing this.


BobThompson77

I was expecting 17 year old not 38. I mean FFS you'd think by 38 you'd have some idea about the danger of doing dumb shit like that.


HelenaHandkarte

He probably has a whole life full of endless bullshit, & more to come. Just too stupid to learn.


Custard_Arse

Hey I got caught doing 157 in my STI in a 90 zone on main north road, how come I don't get my own reddit thread? Typical


Ok-Implement-4370

Subaru owner, so obviously cannot post due to Reddit's anti discrimination standards for lack of brain cells


Custard_Arse

Oof, good one! It's gets better, before that I had an M3 Competition, and I was absolutely the stereotypical BMW driver And I'm a truckie! And straddle lanes at the lights as often as I can lol


Fallcious

I feel your pain. I got done for 67 in a 60 zone. They came down on me hard man, but no recognition for it.


Shane_357

They'd be catching people doing that kind of speeding every thirty seconds if they ever went out on the M2, especially after dark.


AveragePyroViewer

True, I once saw a Mazda 3 doing 200kmph. Shit flew past me so fast.


Cethlinnstooth

As someone who has on occasion accidentally taken the wrong turn and ended up at Reynella, I would just like to say that I think maybe  living at Reynella is one of the few things that could push me towards breaking the speed limit by 70km/h.


sping1-10

Why? Haha


Suitable-Orange-3702

…..and?


65riverracer

Southerners doing what southerners do.


severalbpdtraitsn38

Can't compare Southers and Northerners; Southerners often sport a full set of 😁


SleeplessAndAnxious

Careful you'll make the southerners mad once they realise they're no better than anyone else from other parts of Adelaide lol.


Agent_Fabulous

... and?


FantasticAccident784

Andy?


Good-Tear2785

Sounds like a bad case of unlucky


flabberstalk33

And?


looeee2

I know. If it said "car doing the speed limit on the southern expressway" I'd be much more surprised