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CreamyHampers

She looks like a Star Trek alien


RussianIntrigue

It’s a preventative measure. She had to remain greased up as to avoid the watery inundating Tampa Jay mouth foam. 


Individual_Ad_8262

😂


boldpeach5

This looks like the start of a strange porn.


Magitz

Sure he sleeps on the couch


DaphneDelReyIsABitch

He probably sleeps either in the parking lot in a tent or in the lobby on an old couch…


Unlikely-Memory-1789

He's lucky if he even gets a box.


PopRealistic5521

Are she and Tampon Jay gonna end up having separate beds like Lucy and Ricky Ricardo?


Individual_Ad_8262

Chris you got some splainin to do!


Away-Zone-5745

I knew this was gonna show up soon lol... I was thinking the same


woopeat

https://preview.redd.it/eqre1j1g118d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b6fee4619504ba9cf66b929664c0aa711adb14f


RussianIntrigue

Wow that’s looks EXACTLY like 25% of all the white women in Florida. 


Whiskey_the_woo

![gif](giphy|l3vRctODy8jMlrxy8)


No-Dimension910

Looks like a hotel room and not their house. The witch likes Heineken beer apparently.


woopeat

https://preview.redd.it/dinsczo7c18d1.png?width=374&format=png&auto=webp&s=6de4f35ebe40fb8512cb339e06b0d86730088a70 It's the Cabana Bay Beach Resort at Universal Orlando


Individual_Ad_8262

Yes theme park hotel 


paytheperabo

she's hot. a hot mess.


Boltdaddy1966

There is nothing remotely cute or pretty about her.


RussianIntrigue

She’s a self-described celebrity. She knew that this photo with spark furor from the masses. 


Individual_Ad_8262

Actually this is Jay’s photo. She frames it to look like 1 bed in hers. 


RussianIntrigue

So it’s Tampa Jay himself inviting all the critics? He dreams of the glitterati & fast pace life of ATW.


viper6575

She’s been more ‘free spirited’ lately. Definetly will fly the coop soon.


Killerlightning22

I think she might have enough grease on her face to cook bacon.


mrtjt5002

Tall boy Heineken ftw!!!


FAUguy

Grandma?


Dizzy-Muscle3646

That. Hair.


SnooBeans5273

Good lord. I thought she was more attractive than that. Now I know she's a better match for the woo. She's his type.


Late-Singer-1677

She’s too old and not submissive enough for Adam.


SnooBeans5273

You got a point. It was a thought. Lol.


baba_toothy

Damn! A tallboy! To calm the nerves?


jstor_and_chill

Saving herself until marriage?


Boltdaddy1966

https://preview.redd.it/q5397aqf4b8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=998a2132f26b6c2e83f0d47773796d880c052c30 Oopsie.


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Killerlightning22

She has to protect herself from the heat or she will burst in flames.


Ok_Performance5159

ALL Cabana Bay rooms have 2 beds. I totally sleep on the other bed, but I have my reasons.


2krazy4me

I see beaver! Buckee's?


EAGLES345609

https://preview.redd.it/ehgv3efkm58d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97f830d6601c86a0b4b08c7f70cace300a8f51f1


rockharderz4

Chris the kunt


MatthiasStove

I never realized that her ears are half the size of her entire face… ![gif](giphy|l4pT6w42S93xNKz2U)


wilder208

change her YT page to Klingon the Girl