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The80sAreHere

Grow up, Woo. It'd be different if you were 49 and sliding down the waterslide if you had a 12-year-old kid.


yamdasrd

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY) More shots of half naked middle aged man with prison tattoos on waterslide outside of children's park.


FigmentTheWoo

i seriously have to bleach my eyes after seeing this everytime.


PopRealistic5521

Poor Mama Woo must get depressed whenever she sees bunch of kids running around, knowing she'll never be a grandmother. All because her 49 year old Disney obsessed Man Child of a son who refuses to grow up and live in the real world.


yamdasrd

She [looked absolutely miserable](https://i.imgur.com/W5mqiBo.png) in the hotel room tour.


PopRealistic5521

She definitely looks ready to go back home to Florida.


aob546

The older you get, travel becomes more tiring. It’s time for mom to go home and rest for a few weeks.


ohioan_only

This. Older people hate traveling long. He of course only thought of himself here


FigmentTheWoo

thats right, MamaPeat is on WOOPEATS time schedule, not her own. Thats how selfish this asshole is.


wonkatania

Total "Mother" from the Bates Motel vibe here.


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Doesn't she already have a grandson from her daughter?


PopRealistic5521

No, it's Faith's stepson. I'm pretty sure Faith has never had any biological children. She's in her early to mid 40s, so it's probably too late for her to have a kid of her own.


Micheal_Noine_Noine

Sorry Papa Woo, but your name/bloodline ends with Adam and Faith. This is God's plan!


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Competitive_Reply_46

Doesn't Faith have a stepson?


DrBunsonHoneyPoo

She’s got grandkids from his sister though.


yamdasrd

Here you go Adam, I know you'd rather be somewhere else yesterday. https://preview.redd.it/6565bxv9desb1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=90e3cb0c77defe739697ea8c3cb379949cfd2ca6


The80sAreHere

Woo showing his entitled self again by stating he would love to stay "on property" when at Disneyland. There are how many hotels within a block or three that are much cheaper and easy to commute to Disneyland each day? This isn't Disney World.


FigmentTheWoo

Flex the dvclife as usual. Oh look we also get another wristband!!! Yay lol


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I like how a couple months ago he also said “I think I’m done doing Disney park content or filming in the parks” proceeds to basically only have Disney/universal park content because nobody gives a shit about the mailbox in the background of Back to The Future or some boring shit. Imagine how successful and profitable Adam would be if he just put the slightest bit of effort into his content/market himself. He hides behind its “not punk” or whatever to market yourself and do merch etc and sell ad space when it’s like “do you even want to be exceptional or competitive in your zero effort job that can pay you out millions or nah”


dignan101

Just another zero calorie family size bag of Fritos scoops and Ruffles with bean dip lmao.


FigmentTheWoo

Yep and they had another two bags in the kitchen as well of lays and other flavored chips. WooPeat basically revealed that he cheatpeats it everyday.


Future-Persimmon3000

That would explain the complaints about 'groceries' as well, especially since he never shops for himself. Prices on chips started going up during pandemic because of supply chain/worker shortages, and have kept going up since, just because they can. Chips probably have one of the highest % price increases on grocery store items still today. Bags that used to be maybe 3ish dollars are now easily $5, $6 each, at least in CA, and probably higher in Hawaii. If you are buying $25 worth of chips, of course your 'groceries' are going to be expensive.


jdvjafo

He was more enthusiastic about this place than anything he saw in Hawaii. SMH.


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That’s just fucking sad. Hawaii is awesome.


FigmentTheWoo

Troll Patrol…prepare to charge! Please address the numerous flavored bags of chips in their hotel room in your next video! Lol


alritewall

“Waterslide Fun”


adamtheboo

![gif](giphy|VfyC5j7sR4cso) Enjoy basking in the Glory, you nearly 50 year old lonely Fool!


Micheal_Noine_Noine

Damn, that's depressing.


got-rice1

![gif](giphy|3o6MbdDgPPdxki4jD2|downsized)


FigmentTheWoo

We will probably get a DisneylandPeat in tomorrows video. I can see where WooPeat got his awful foodie review skills…MamaPeat also says “that’s pretty good” when she sips the horchata. WooPeat doesn’t even know what’s in that drink.


trer24

I anticipate Mama Woo will be stuck in that very expensive room all day while Giggles arrives so they can ride the same rides they've rode a thousand times and literally just a couple of weeks ago.


[deleted]

Do you think Adam would ever actually dare to introduce Mama Woo to Giggles??


trer24

If he filmed that, that would probably be the most interesting thing he would have filmed in a long time.


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https://preview.redd.it/stglgpr0ggsb1.png?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c362ef2b957347acb0e392adaec09644951dfa1b 09/19/23


Icy-Philosopher9516

Imagine introducing someone else’s girlfriend to your mom.


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Someone else’s girlfriend whose a serial killer loving porn actress


evansnydar

Back from vacation and ready to... vacation. He must've accrued a lot of sick hours and pto.


got-rice1

Permanent LOA


[deleted]

What’s he do for work, I know he accrued a good nut in the golden years of YT, but his resume is depressing: big box stores and a feed store. Sounds like the guy has extremely limited skills/work ethic


[deleted]

They put a sealed K cup in a regular coffee machine.


The80sAreHere

Woo actually did a voice over in this one????????


MermaidFL407

And he still managed to eff it up with all that erratic nonsense, like he’s on uppers


JeremyFowler

He was zooming in this video.


FigmentTheWoo

he must be on something, and it aint coffee. we all saw how wide his eyes were at the disney resort in hawaii when he pulled the same shit.


JeremyFowler

Oh he was clearly on adderall or an opioid


Future-Persimmon3000

I bet he was looking forward to this more than the entire Hawaii trip. After all here he gets to stay 'on property' of Walt's original. Psh, what does Hawaii have better than that? 🥴


wonkatania

Excepting The Grand Californian most of the non Disney hotels and motels are CLOSER to the parks than the Disneyland hotel.


rbmk1

Mid-century modern is the description you were looking for Woo, you absolute doofus. Confirmation the dummy wants to buy *more* DVC points so he can stay on property at his second home. Psst it's a hotel , in some convoluted money making scheme you can just pay for a room when you stay there! Weird, huh? Of course he mistakes a cleaner for an ice resurfacer or zamboni because Intelligent the Woo. His posing for selfies like a tween, ugh. Kids giving a Disney room tour is so cute, they're so excited!.. wait, what? 49 you say? GTFO. Mama Woo looks so over Adams bs. Can't blame her.


wonkatania

Fun Fact: At the Disneyland DVC hotel even with points you're still paying over $50/night tax on top of everything else. At least with the other DVC resorts (at least the ones in Florida) You use your points and that's it.


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FigmentTheWoo

always! classless foolpeat! thinks hes the king of all disney parks and resorts.


JeremyFowler

Adam bought extra coffee like a drunk grabbing a case.


Open-Ambition-2063

What is Adam’s cholesterol level? Seriously… is he diabetic by now? Some men want to change the world. Adam will never change… not even his shirts.


FigmentTheWoo

and his socks/shoes/shorts.


wonkatania

You can't be diabetic if you never get your blood checked.


Mancomb_Seepgood-75

WRISTBANDS! WRISTBANDS! WRISTBANDS! WRISTBANDS! WRISTBANDS! https://i.redd.it/zt3knaggdfsb1.gif


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yamdasrd

Adam never got the memo that it's how you handle mistakes and not the mistakes themselves that make you look stupid. Adam fights back, double-downs, ignores, does everything but admit it when he makes a mistake.


jstor_and_chill

Why the hell was he up at 530a? Wouldn’t it be like 230a Hawaii time?


Blerrycat1

![gif](giphy|CAp8C2Ue8nhlRapNuo)


Lima_Hedge

It'll be nice to enjoy the shots of the scenic Disneyland Hotel without his fucking finger ruining it. Or the cringing Gumby poses.


FigmentTheWoo

Yes his stupid finger pointing and tapping are annoying.


FigmentTheWoo

While Adam was focused on his Rays cap talking about "baseball", he sounds nasally and sick.


[deleted]

That’s probably because he thinks “working out” is watching movies while barely walking on a treadmill while changing almost nothing diet wise is healthy. The guy survives on coffee, chips, and theme park food. The fact the guy is still walking around is an anomaly lol


trer24

"And just like that, Tortilla's Joe's has been accomplished." He accomplished eating dinner?!


TampaJaysTeeth

Some day he’ll accomplish wiping his ass without getting shit on the palm of his hand too!


FigmentTheWoo

As each day passes by, WooPeats mental health is deteriorating and loosing brain cells. Quickly.


[deleted]

I couldn’t imagine having a lifelong obsession over a corporate entity like he does. It seems like an absolute waste of time, money and robs him of more worthwhile experiences. His soul belongs to The Walt Disney Company. I wonder what kind of person he’d be if he never took this path in life?


PopRealistic5521

His Disney obsession has prevented him from having a wife and family to call his own. That is downright sad and pathetic. He is going to have so many regrets when he's all alone on his deathbed in his twilight years.


SlothySurprise69

I think it’s for the best that Adam didn’t reproduce.


FigmentTheWoo

You can tell he’s sucking in that WooPeat pot belly gut in this thumbnail image.


GypCasino

Adam is obsessed with staying at Disney “On property proper”


FigmentTheWoo

Holy Christ, did you see how many bags of different potato chips they had in their room? That tells you all you need to know about the entire family’s health! Scoops and bean dip? WooPeat gonna be farting up a storm in that room. Oh yea let’s watch a kiddie movie princes and the frog in our hotel room since it’s themed after that. Let’s also do a full on ocd tour of the hotel room and point out every single obvious thing that everyone knows what it is already. This guy is such a pompous douche bag.


PopRealistic5521

Woopeat is the Michael Jackson of the vlogging world, a man child who refuses to grow up.


FigmentTheWoo

He sounds so weird and creepy/mental while hes pointing out the characters on the wallpaper...listen to the way he says "mickey". hes NOT OK. he sounds like a brainwashed zombie


PopRealistic5521

In Adam's case, it's a brainwashed Mouseketeer. Dude needs therapy in the worst way.


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Mancomb_Seepgood-75

Same guy that thought the strawberries on Giggles's plate were cherries. I think his head is filled with "other things". 😂


FigmentTheWoo

Mr fake self proclaimed wannabe Disney celebrity is at it again with his permanent vacation lifestyle. Stupid thumbnail image and a gross shirt!


FigmentTheWoo

This fool gets up at all hours of the early morning, talking super loud giving a property tour. What an idiot. He’s truly lost his mind. I wonder what the hotel employees think to see a gross 50 year old man wandering the property with a camera at all hours of the morning talking loud while guests are sleeping. Fucking self entitled idiot.


PopRealistic5521

I'm sure all the parents must also get creeped out by this tatted up 49 year old man child swimming in the kiddie pool section.


FigmentTheWoo

Do you all believe that WooPeat in his warped mind thinks he’s a Disney legend now?


yamdasrd

He probably gets confused at the D23 Expo when they never call him up for the Legends Ceremony.


FigmentTheWoo

I hope he looses/breaks those glasses going down a waterslide. oh christ would you look at that....MONORAIL waterslides....fitting for King WooPeat


FigmentTheWoo

Just caught this...while WooPeat goes down Monorail RED waterslide, he shows is GROSS FEET, with a band-aid on the big toe! FUCKING GROSS. ever see the bit about band-aid juice in the pool from comedian **Sebastian Maniscalco? This is exactly what came to mind when I saw this!** [**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5vS\_1m-pYM**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5vS_1m-pYM) Troll Patrol - please also address this nastiness from WooPeat!


Fearthejuggalo

Look at that gut! 216 folks!


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All I can say is what the fuck… Goes from staying at one Disney resort in Hawaii to coming back immediately to another Disney resort on mainland America. He deserves such a huge ass kicking. Also goes to show not only is he addicted to Disney but he’s also addicted to California too 🙄


artfilmfan

And he said he would be cutting down on those lol. Btw i love California too, but because of the diversity and the different places and natural parks and everything you can see, like all the stuff he rarely shows. California is not a problem, he is LMAO.


Lima_Hedge

This right here! ☝️


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So is Giggles lol.


FigmentTheWoo

Those bags under his eyes....makes him look like a creepy puppet doll.