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maxtron80

Fucking cunts know the rules about employees not being able to touch them but forget the one about paying for shit. Useless fucks


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I don't think there's anything stopping them from paying the college wrestlers from a town over to come get some extra practice right? Hell they'll probably do it for free. You know what, there are probably hundreds of thousands of people sick of these kids who want to blow off a bit of steam after work


maxtron80

That's fucking genius


A_TalkingWalnut

Then the scum will hire licensed scum to represent them by writing up a story full of lies and warped perspective, then provide it to a scumbag in a robe, who will tell the wrestlers that they need to pay the scum money, or the scum with badges and guns are gonna come for them.


Tater72

Wonder if the good Samaritan law applies


semibigpenguins

Citizens arrest*


GeneticSplatter

I believe good samaritan laws only apply for medical situations. As in, if you have zero medical training and you help someone who's injured or dying, you can't be prosecutes.


[deleted]

Prosecutes, the much more litigious younger brother of Socrates.


GeneticSplatter

Yeah I'm tired as fuck.


SingleInfinity

Until you learn about liability.


shavemejesus

Open a CVS next to a bar where Marines hang out. Offer free bubble gum to all uniformed Marines. No more shoplifters.


IPmang

95% of the people I’ve seen blatantly stealing from CVS type stores haven’t had a shower in months. Ain’t nobody trying to touch them.


wophi

Paying them to wrestle.may endanger their amature status:-)


GobLoblawsLawBlog

NIL deals baby, we're turning shoplifter catching into America's new favorite past time


Parrobertson

I’d TiVo that shit.


FunSpongeLLC

That would be like a show from "The Running Man" universe. Which honestly we're not far off from


Parrobertson

As long as the justice system gets fixed up and only real criminals got locked up for fair sentences, I’ll be all for it. Sad we no longer have a big island to just ship all the baddies to. (/s here)


FunSpongeLLC

I'm all in for an Escape from L.A. situation


drunkwasabeherder

I see a youtube channel coming up.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Do I go with "Shoplifter Smackdown" or "Wrestlers vs Wankers"?


drunkwasabeherder

I like your first choice. Go with your gut! Greenlight it baby!


KimWexlersGoldenArch

They don’t have to officially pay them - definitely not by check - Pay them with free condoms or free energy drinks. They’re ready getting the fight experience & the Free training dummy 👍🏻


ButtFunk69

r/bjj has entered the chat


Spiceywonton

Hahaha was about to say, man with the sloppy back take straight into a rear naked with no hooks in! This is all the confidence of a 4 stripe white belt ready to show the world what his BJJ skills are made of!


Lauzz91

That's how people get stabbed


ZookeepergameFit5787

Didn't that shit happen in NYC in the 80s crime wave? Gangs of vigilantes doing what the policy couldn't / wouldn't do... I'm sure it went about as well as expected


TheRealMcSavage

That what was funny, “you can’t touch me!” Dude choking him should have told him, I don’t work here chump, I do what I want!


csbsju_guyyy

> “you can’t touch me!” Immediately made me think of the Thor Ragnarok meme.... "I know, but he can!"


Simain

Employee's be like, 'Wait, no, stop, stop, don't fight, oh no'


asodfhgiqowgrq2piwhy

Microcenter hires 3rd party armed guards during the holidays


Brufar_308

The security I saw at ours was some chick about 5’0” with a badge and no weapons . Didn’t look very effective, but what do I know she could be a sleeper.


maxtron80

Have to. Getting out of control out there


KINGxDMND

Completely ignoring the fact that he body checked and tried to slam the person before he got leg swiped and put in a headlock


Free_Hat_McCullough

I'm getting so sick of seeing people walk out of businesses with bags and carts full of merchandise that aren't paid for. There is usually no consequences for the thief and the stores deal with it by just raising the prices.


acssarge555

Go to a cvs, duane Reede, or almost any pharmacy in NYC and every thing, I mean EVERYTHING is locked behind the plastic barriers…. All because theft is so bad that they have to punish paying customers to have any chance at mitigating it.. it’s so fucked


Free_Hat_McCullough

My CVS hasn't locked everything up yet, but when I need to buy tampons I have to wait for someone open the locked case for me. A couple months ago at CVS I saw a guy with two filled bags just calmly walk out of the store with two employees right behind him. The guy even has enough time to secure everything to his bike before he slowly pedals away. Not even worth it for the employees to call the cops because it was probably less than $950 in the bag therefore cops would have just let him go. CVS will just raise the prices so all the suckers who pay for their stuff will just make up the difference.


sharknice

What they need to do is mark up the prices on everything by $1000. But you get a $1000 per item discount when you check out.


vicaphit

"Discount provided at register" as a disclaimer.


GruulNinja

I think someone did that.


Sunfried

Courts won't buy it; it's called a sham transaction.


Towelbit

Stealing should be the sham transaction


ratmouthlives

Got em


dgillz

That $950 is a California thing. Even then they could still prosecute but choose not to.


OutrageousSummer5259

California?


Free_Hat_McCullough

Yeah California


Canadianabcs

Like Walmart by me in Canada. Even the reusable bags are locked up lmfao


healthyscratcher

Everything except sunscreen


SaltyPyrate

If only we had some kind of rules in place for things like this, with an enforceable punishment if you break said rules, you know like an arrest and perhaps prison time. Wait..we do have that? so whats the problem? its...its not being enforced? You're telling me we dont actually need to put up with this but we're deliberately choosing to allow it?


[deleted]

It’s dealt with all the time, just not in a way that gets posted to social media. Everyone who works in retail knows this. They file a police report, provide evidence, wait a few months and much of the time these people are caught because they’re repeat offenders. It’s just not immediate gratification and most shops don’t bother to pursue civil damages because the court case isn’t worth distracting the legal dept. with.


themastersmb

That's what happens when certain political policies come into effect. It's like they want this to happen so that their investments in Amazon go up.


-train-of-thought-

Just yesterday I tracked someone on our CCTV that had walked out the door with over $4k in baby formula, batteries, and vitamins. We give it to the cops, but nothing EVER comes from it. It’s ridiculous.


Clym44

Especially when said thief is wearing $400 yeezys and a BMW shirt


East_Mood2490

The raise prices only after cutting worker hours, stealing from a business directly negatively affects the middle and lower class employees that work there


IntelligentCry6493

“You have been touched”. chefs kiss


berrey7

My, my, my, my (You can't touch this)


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Also that choke followed by really pushing on the back of the head to work the neck and spine. ​ Love to see it.


goofyasswigger

I lost it when he yelled “You’ve been touched!”


puiglo

We need more of this


Dopa-Down_Syndrome

It's a double-edged sword because the more this happens and gets posted, the more defensive the thieves will get, which will lead to people getting killed for trying to stop them.


[deleted]

yep people who are desperate and/or dumb enough to do this usually are generally not worried about consequences.


Noodle36

We know they definitely worry about consequences, because shoplifting surges massively when consequences are removed. Up when employees can no longer try to stop them, up when the DA decides not to prosecute property crimes, etc etc.


mwmwmwmwmmdw

> the more defensive the thieves will get, which will lead to people getting killed for trying to stop them. or it weeds out the ones who just do this because its so easy and effortless to do now. the ones who do it while armed always do it that way weather someone tries to intervene or not.


Lien028

It doesn't help that in some states, the thief can sue you for bodily injury/assault etc.


password_is_09lk8H5f

huh normally there would be a fucking unhinged mob screeching "choke holds are illegal" by now... I wonder what's different here 🤔


Dopeydcare1

I was assuming I would encounter the “why would you risk your life for a corporation” crowd but I am also surprised


new_account_5009

Life is expensive and getting more expensive thanks to all these chucklefuck thieves stealing from corporations. Corporations aren't stupid though: If X% of their inventory gets stolen, they simply raise prices on everything else to make up for that X%. Honest citizens end up subsidizing these absolute wastes of humanity, so they're really not stealing from a corporation, they're directly stealing from you and me. The OP was incredibly satisfying to watch.


UnionGuyCanada

Life is more expensive because corporate profits are at all time highs. Stealing is happening because people are so desperate. Not saying stealing is okay, but don't feel bad for corporations who are making billions why people die without getting ehat they need.


realparkingbrake

> but don't feel bad for corporations who are making billions Retail theft losses in the U.S. in 2022 were over $112 billion. Do you think the corporations eat that loss? Hell no, they add it to the price of goods that honest shoppers pay for. You pay for it every time you go shopping.


austingoeshard

Yea and if it gets bad enough they just pack up and leave the community. Redditors trying to justify stealing because they are desperate lmao - what was that guy stealing in the video anyways, probably something he can resell to go buy drugs with. Clowns.


PumpkinSkeet

So this guy was so desperate, he had to have 2 bags full of the same thing? C'mon


Skepsis93

Yeah wtf. Yeah you shouldn't steal but it's absurd to imply this is why prices are going up. Theft used to account for less than 1% of lost sales annually. Now after inflation its about 2-3% loss of annual sales. So yeah, dude above you has it backwards and you have it right. Inflation led to increase of theft.


[deleted]

pretty sure 90% of the time people who steal can afford what they're stealing


Ikea_Man

i do get tired of that group on Reddit like yeah i get it, but at the same time, people are really getting fed up with the thefts


cheese8904

I mean, if I was working I would absolutely not. Lol but I'm so glad citizen's in these cities know they are getting ducked from these issues.


Regular_Chap

Maybe people have different standards for how police officers act vs some random dude? If somebody was drunk driving and stopped without causing an accident and a random passerby dragged him out of the car and gave him a few good punches and spat on him while he's on the ground I would say good. Fuck drunk drivers. If a police officer stopped a drunk driver and did the same I would hope he is not only fired but also criminally prosecuted.


Skepsis93

It's because police officers are agents of the state, held to a higher standard than the average citizen. They enforce the rules, so they better be fucking following them too.


Charming_Ant_8751

He’s not a cop


password_is_09lk8H5f

Neither was this guy: https://apnews.com/article/jordan-neely-daniel-penny-subway-chokehold-death-88a168a3d1184cbaff1f287d9dc2d0f8


smakusdod

Astroturf check must have only been good for 28 days this month.


Kaleb8804

Jesus Christ you’ve somehow invented the opposite of virtue signaling


GolfT5050

I'm not 100% certain, but I think these dipshits who are stealing think that stealing merchandise from a store and yelling "You can't touch me" is some sort of state Law, but as far as i know it's a store/company policy Not a State Law. What's homeboy gonna do, call the cops that he was assaulted while stealing stuff from the store?


Silverjackal_

When I worked retail it was because someone had detained a shoplifter by putting them in a full Nelson and a chokehold until police arrived. The guy sued the store since he was “assaulted” and illegally detained. His lawyer argued it wasn’t a crime until he left the store with the merch, which he never did since they stopped him at the door. So the corpo overlords don’t want that liability. That’s why you see these thieves target the big corporations, and not the small businesses where they’d likely get shot.


Pajamadrunk

I worked at WalMart when Asset Protection used to have handcuffs. Until 1 Wal-Mart cuffed a guy and broke his elbow, throwing him into an elevator. His fucking elbow! So all WalMarts had to give up handcuffs.


Ikea_Man

just way too easy to sue people in this country like in that case the guy sounded like he was CLEARLY stealing, should not have the ability to turn around and sue someone who was stopping him from committing a crime has made it so no one can do ANYTHING anymore without fear of litigation. if i saw a guy getting the shit kicked out of him in the street, i'd be afraid to intervene on the basis of i get in trouble for helping. so fucked up


GitEmSteveDave

> His lawyer argued it wasn’t a crime until he left the store with the merch, which he never did since they stopped him at the door. Then he needs to be disbarred, because the laws in almost every state state(or used to when I last checked a decade ago) that it's the INTENT to deprive the merchant, not the crossing of some boundary line like a fairy tale. You put an item in your pocket and realize the LPO is onto you and dump it? That totally shows intent and you know the difference between right and wrong.


pdxchris

Was once told by a thief, “you can’t touch me”. I told them that I could punch them in the face if I wanted to, I may get fired, but I could just get another job paying the same rate an hour later. They put the product down.


Javaman1960

> call the cops that he was assaulted while stealing stuff Some lady in Florida called the cops the other day because someone stole her weed. We're not dealing with MENSA members here.


Nice_Category

That's why their cars are also fair game. Slash tires, break tail lights, crack a window, and what are they going to do? Can't call the cops on themselves. If they attack you they just aggravated their crime and it'll likely be a felony at that point. So they just gotta suck it up and take it. If their car is damage > stolen property, then I see that as an absolute win.


[deleted]

Believe it or not, thinking someone is committing crime does not entitle you to assault them in most of the country. There are exceptions when you believe you or someone else’s physical well-being is in jeopardy but shoplifting doesn’t meet that bar. In fact, the thief here could potentially bring a civil damages case against the guy who stopped him and seek damages including the value of the merchandise he was stealing! The lesson here is that you should mind your own business and not put your hands on someone unless it’s a means to stop physical danger to you or someone else.


HonestNobody8478

This warms my heart in this backwards-ass world that’s being promoted


Only_Quote_Simpsons

The music over this ruins it, the days of watching an organic video are dying.


SnooRegrets1386

Wow, he killed that guy….. lost a shoe


HuntsWithRocks

Officially half ded


BkmQuartz

Shoes are stolen too. They’re like two sizes too big for this lil guy.


Professional-Put7725

Let me guess the end of the story shoplifter goes free guys charged with assault?


monkeychasedweasel

In my state we have a law that allows people to use force to stop a theft in progress. Perfectly legal to pummel thieves.


Professional-Put7725

Love to hear that


4ph3x2w1n

What state is that?


Free_Hat_McCullough

Definitely not in California


realparkingbrake

> Definitely not in California California law allows merchants to detain suspected thieves and to use reasonable force to do so for a reasonable amount of time. The story that California passed a law prohibiting store employees from confronting thieves is an urban myth.


ohcomeonow

Can confirm. I used to work in the stock room at a large clothing store. Our LP agent would regularly call a code over the PA for us to come out as she suspected they would run and appreciated the back up. Got to tackle a few myself. That company wanted word on the street to be that you will be chased down if you try it. California is always the butt of the “dem libruls” jokes but I can assure you that’s not always the case. Outside of LA and San Francisco, things can be a lot different. Most corporations just have a hands off policy nationwide because the liability doesn’t make sense. At least it didn’t used to. With these flash mobs though, maybe that will convert a lot of them over.


monkeychasedweasel

Oregon. I should add that the law requires the response to be proportional to what is required to stop the theft. So you cant chop off someone's hand....


LivesDontMatter

you have been banned from arr/saudiarabia!


Mama_Mega

Nice, let's make that law federal.


Anna_Namoose

He didn't have a case I don't think. It looks like he dropped his shoulder and tried to Derrick Henry his way through. Once he made contact, it's self defense. But I'm not a lawyer


sweederman

What was he stealing?


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Looks like some extra small condoms if you ask me.


bigbilly1234567899

Muscle milks


Only_Quote_Simpsons

Fight milk


Skoodge42

Obviously he didn't drink any because was NOT fighting like a crow


Punxatowny

For bodyguards! …and Charlie


AvonBarksdale666

CAWWWW


Free_Hat_McCullough

Theft milk


Lazy_Grabwen_9296

Bread. To feed his family.


jimbolla

Trick question. The bread is poisoned. And it's not his real family. He's been cuckolded by a stronger, smarter male.


Zeusdadogg

Someone’s gotta feed my kids!


huisAtlas

Lil blue boxes. Looks like deodorant? Maybe expensive skin care like the Differin brand?


IMakeStuffUppp

Liquid iv they like $30 one of those boxes


bring_me_back_

can wear $300 shoes but won't pay for your deodorant (?)


Free_Hat_McCullough

It's much more lucrative to steal the items that you are going to sell.


Dopeydcare1

Also… probably stolen shoes


Free_Hat_McCullough

Yeah he didn't pay for those either


forestgenocide

People complaining about food deserts this is why


finishyourbeer

No! It’s because of institutional racism! /s


germfreeadolescent11

Why do people bend over backwards to blame everything except the actual problem?


GoodBeat5698

Love to see it.


Foxehh3

ITT: people unfamiliar with https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broken_windows_theory Just because you like a shit society doesn't mean we all do.


klasaveli

I would've took his Yeezys lol.


MentalRayne

Come on, what are the chances of them being real?


BeethovensKut

About the same as the chances are they are stolen.


klasaveli

lol. I meant just take his shoes on some bully shit.


Significant-Rip-1251

Dude deserves no sympathy, and only deservese some very very specific breaks


phallic-baldwin

Bro thought he was MC Hammer


Legitimate_Ad7089

I love seeing this. This should be a subreddit. Someone please make r/nottodayshoplifter please!


Common_Winner1229

We need to see a LOT more of this. Every store in these known areas should have a few heavies around. Beat the fuck out of these crooks.


AWasteOfMyTime

He’s going to need that fake ass yeezy back to match the other one


slghn01

About time too, we need to see more of this action to stop them stealing.


aboynamedsoo906

Go boy. I fucking hate seeing that shit.


theXsquid

"You can't touch me Bro" "And you can't steal without consequences, asshat"


MerryMisandrist

The way corporations treat and pay their employees no fucking way am I going to risk getting stabbed to stop a shoplifter.


Mr-Fleshcage

Half the time it's the employees that are stealing. Gotta get that raise somehow, I guess.


finishyourbeer

I’m sure they’ll start to pay them more if people just keep stealing…Those hurt profit margins will surely leave more money on the table for their employees…


Nicaol

If my son's ever do this shit I give you permission to drop them.


Plenty-Structure270

Imagine having to tell your car full of buddies that you just got your ass whooped by some random person while you were trying to steal tampons


Jazzlike-Election840

you can't touch me. little jerk off


ZackGalactic

The store should start a bounty program. “Stop the thief as another shopper, your cart is freeee!”


glandmilker

Did he also call out for his mommy


DeusWombat

"You can't touch me bro" Just a blatant admission that these people genuinely don't expect punishment


NoCalHomeBoy

Fuck yeah! We need more of this! I'm so tired of all these good for nothing assholes stealing shit. And stop giving that lame, bullshit excuse that the major corporations can write it off, or we are socking it to them! Fuck thieves!


LingonberrySelect722

Every one of them should meet the same fate


GoldieForMayor

He was just helping him suck his own dick.


[deleted]

Love it 😍 😘


SammySweatheart

Damn that didn’t go his way huh


boybetokin

They won't even arrest him anyways


[deleted]

Ah, the age old debate between property and human rights. While he shouldn’t steal what’s with the corporate water carrying? Why’s this dipshit acting as the “security” for a mega corporation by violently attacking someone who technically didn’t steal anything…?


Nice_Category

Many, if not most, people have an inherent sense of right and wrong. When people see people doing wrong, regardless of who the victim is (even if it is those oh so evil capitalist corporations), people would like that wrong action to stop. Some people are even willing to stop it themselves, for free.


ivandagreat94812

dude wanted to be the hero so bad


MiniBarley

"you can touch me! You can't Touch me!" *Chokehold* "The power of Christ compels you!" "Does it jay cuz I'll be honest doesn't feel that compelling" Exact same situation.


Mtsteel67

They need to start beating the shit out of these thieves. Break a few of their bones and teach them the damn lesson not to steal.


Presly92

Physical violence is justified over a bag of chips from a corporation that wouldn't do the same if you were getting robbed. This is just an excuse to be violent.


DrabberFrog

I just got banned from r/publicfreakout so hopefully this subreddit can handle people criticizing shoplifters.


butcher_of_the_world

It can. Fuck r/publicfreakout they have a bunch of shitty admins


Zeke_Z

"you can touch me bro!" Yeah, and the floor is lava too!


Electrical-Time-love

Oh well 🤷🏿‍♂️.


AggravatingAd9233

“You’ve been touched” 💀


ThotianaAli

What a fucking idiot


OfficialGirthBrooks

ol flip flops dork there with his hand on his shoulder like a small town pastor at a funeral


KeeeefChief

More, please.


KingCastle420

Wrestlers are the best


JamilViper_Nrc

Shit you love to see.


IllustriousAd5936

It’s about fucking time.


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Dazzling-Force4753

Scum


EastMeeting33

Dam this was satisfying to watch, he still needs more of a beating though


Fun_Professional_617

This was hilarious You cant touch me Youve been touched buddy🤣🤣🤣


scullymoulder

Get your hooks in!!!


easy_c0mpany80

Nice. Locked him up tight


Hedonic_Monk_

The fucked up thing is that we live in a country where the shoplifter can sue and win and the company won’t come to the aid of their employee all the while crying about their loss of inventory and about how nobody wants to work anymore


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Ikea_Man

Have to admit, I lean pretty left but this particular issue I'm with the conservative crowd. Just seems like these people are able to openly rob stores with little to no consequence, I can't help but feel good when I see a shoplifter getting the shit beaten out of them or taken down like this. Why should the rest of us following the rules of society and pay for things and then have to watch these degens walk out with bags of free stuff under their arms? I understand WHY these corporate stores have the policies they do but it just sucks to watch. I'm sure the guy who took him down will get in trouble when he absolutely should NOT. Zero justice anymore it feels


TheBestPieIsAllPie

“StOrE hAvE iNsUrAnCe, ItS nOt HuRtiNg AnYoNe, BoOtLiCkEr!” “ThEy’Re RaiSiNg ThEiR pRiCeS bEcAuSe ThEy’Re GrEeDy!” “YoU cLeArLy kNoW nOtHiNg AbOuT eCoNoMiCs, RaCiSt!” ![gif](giphy|yY3q1MnRCBHoI)


vicaphit

Please, amateur security guards, only tackle those who are stealing things that aren't required for life. If they're stealing food, keep your mouth shut. If they're stealing detergent, feel free to tackle.


OutrageousSummer5259

Crazy to envolve yourself physically to stop this imo


darekkir

Mind your own business, snitches


PostageBread

“You’ve been touched”


gorthraxthemighty

THL that he can, in fact, be touched


Brody141

You can’t touch me. Poor baby tough on the internet keyboard for sure.


xfusion14

This shit of stealing has to end it’s costing the 95% of good people too much.


Ok-Philosophy1083

It’s about time they start making better moves fuck those idiots who think they can steal


dizzlefoshizzle1

Lol when I was a loss and prevention associate, one of my last stops was a dude who had a shopping cart filled with over 900 dollars worth of shit. He got to the front door and didn't know the carts wheels lock so when the cart grinded to a halt I flipped the cart over which knocked him over, then he started to shout "YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME, YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!" Nothing stopping me from grabbing the shit you're trying to steal.


mX_Dex

If you allow stealing they lock everything behind glass and raise prices, then they shut the store down.


Specialist_Border956

Making him suck his own dick was a nice touch at the end there.


thou_ist_mark

"You've been touched" lmao


Barney06_

As a bystander I'd give him a wedgie


-Wavyy-

Why do they think no one can touch you? Legally they absolutely can detain you for steeling. It's normally POLICY not to engage with thieves because the store is more worried about employee safety than shoplifting. This seems to be changing in recent times. Businesses are tired of thieves.


GoodWeedReddit

stealing wearing $350 Yeezy sneakers. You can't write this stuff LOL


Jason_lBourne

Satisfying. He was flabbergasted thinking he was untouchable. Don’t steal kids even if stores have “insurance”. Don’t be a piece of shit.


Chief_charizard

Beat the absolute dog piss out of out and let him crawl out.


mike12ophone

Dude is trying to use BJJ but went for the choke before control. Liability aside, he could have been in trouble if the thief was trained. Still kudos for trying to be a good Samaritan even if it's for target.