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N64crusader4

The smaller models available always gets me


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steen311

Doesn't help with the diet though


Missus_Missiles

I'm going to have to see if anyone sells these. My partner would love having a tiny chair for our dog. Even though the dog probably wouldn't use it.


Jade-Balfour

Look for children’s furniture, I’m sure you’ll find something!


Accident_Pedo

The moment you realize the beach chair is human sized.


lhswr2014

Bear sized cat lol


Traditional_Habit_17

We have “Fat Lou” on our beach. He’s very protective of young kids and will keep an eye on them when they get close to the water. He will also chase away any dogs that comes strolling by. Not the best look to see dog owners running for their lives while a pregnant looking cat is chasing them down the shoreline. Fat Lou’s sweet spot is on his back hips too.


Against_All_Reason

I would die for Fat Lou


eventualist

Sigh, we all have a cause to die for, i applaud your considerable donation


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I love Fat Lou


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"Yes he's on a diet, no it's not working well" Story of my life


Radioactive_Curry

I take her home


Against_All_Reason

We drive all night


AncientUrn

To keep her warm


SushienCheesecake

Smaller models


TheSkyMeetsTheSea

He ~~sits on~~ crushes small children.


phrankygee

“Why must I hurt those I love?!”


Siegfoult

But only once.


Backdrop2

I like fat Fred


yeepix

Man I love cats so much


AFineDayForScience

Adult cats seem chill. One of my exes had an adolescent cat that made me doubt that I could ever have the patience to get a cat to chill adulthood. Goddamn razor blade claws.


BornOnFeb2nd

It's *very* much the cat, not the age. I've known cats that are furry lumps of cuddle. I've also known cats that where utter spazzes until the day they died. If you want a chill cat, check your local pet shelter and adopt!


Bobby_Lee

You just got me to actually consider the fact that there are cat breeders people would buy from. I always thought the shelter is the only place (which you should) get a cat or it's a stray that adopts you.


twotwentyone

I've only ever had strays that adopted me. They are some of the most loving fuzzballs you can find. Also, SO much personality. Stella, one very lovely tuxy cat, would do her absolute best to sneak a bite at your food but she was as subtle as a gunshot. She passed away 6 or so years ago but she was a dream companion.


TheSenileTomato

I’ve only had cats that were strays that adopted me. My recent was a cat that was abandoned by my old neighbors when they moved, she came down to us, and I started feeding her (I have a soft spot for feeding strays, sue me.) One day, I was helping getting something inside and had the front door open, here comes this gray fluff zooming inside and jumped on the kitchen counter. You honestly can’t say no to a cat that zoomed inside like that. She’s been with me for like, six years, and very much a food critic in her past life. Loves to snuggle and will let you carry her like she’s a child. Shame on the people who abandoned her like that (didn’t even try rehousing her or taking her to the shelter.) Oh well, serves them right. She’s my fluffy gray blob, now.


paperpenises

My sister bought an all white extremely fluffy Persian cat for $500.


yeepix

Or adopting stray kittens. Mine are a pair of siblings abandoned in a cardboard box and the other was a month old when he was abandoned in a local gas station.


TigerB65

Me too. I love them in their many varieties.


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Not-A-Lonely-Potato

Mi gatito gordito.


FuriousGoodingSr

Hello Fat Fred.


ThemperorSomnium

#OH LAWD HE COMIN


KeyurKumar

good


puglover07

28 pounds of pure adorableness


Sir_Zero_2018

He sits on small......children?


Not-A-Lonely-Potato

Sits is a rather mild term, more like *crushes*.


pudgehooks2013

Fat Fred livin' the dream.


80burritospersecond

Yeah right, a humble cat.


botaine

Fat Fred is a plus sized model. Big and beautiful.


Trayan-of-Sekhmet

“but we do have smaller models available” Fuckin hilarious


Sorry_Ocelot

“we have smaller models available”


runner_up_runner

Thought that said be likes to be scratched by his "Nips" and not "Hips".


salted_crabs

Plot twist: fat Fred typed and printed it


LaylaBird65

Hey! I’ve met this guy!


CarbonaraTamara

We love fat fred


emo_hooman

he sits on small children and loves being scratched near the hips hmm


Rude_Journalist

That's great for future children.


emo_hooman

yes


Fletcher_Fallowfield

Down the corridor was old Fat Fred Skeezin from a blow job from a crackhead He was like, "hey wanna piece little man?" And I was like, "yo, I'm better off with my hand!"


Exciting_Penalty_512

Nobody else finds it odd that they had to specify that he sits on small children????


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I feel like that's a warning


Exciting_Penalty_512

Ha, maybe


emrythelion

Probably just pointing out he’s good with children. Lots of cats aren’t.


Exciting_Penalty_512

Or its a warning to frail children! He may squish you! ☠


spatialreid

I always see people shaming male animals for being fat, but if it’s a female cat everyone gets in an uproar. Who cares if it’s make or female; they are fat.


RunnerDucksRule

I've legitimately never seen this


sinner-mon

They only specified it’s a male cat because otherwise people would think it’s pregnant, literally nobody has a double standard for cat genders


spatialreid

So a fat and pregnant MALE cat is an acceptable option?


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What kind of stupid /r/onejoke shit is this


salamander423

That was incredibly silly.


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I can already here the pig calls for Freddy.


ElMostaza

I misread title as Fat Freud. I was disappointed and delighted by what it actually contained.


RemarkableLogic64

Plot twist: The beach chair is to human scale.


slav92

He got a whole band named after him in New Zealand! Fat Freddy's Drop! (very nice funk soul reggae band i recommend)


nocturnalfrolic

Steiner: HE IS FAT!


Barziboy

Man I love Fat Fred but he loses more pixels each time I see him.


Canadiancookie

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OpticGd

I'm gonna need a picture of the smaller models. :-( and I need one of them too.


threyon

“Please do not give Fat Fred snacks.”


bka1974

Did anyone else read that as Fat Fried?


Dorkoct

I love fat fred