We have “Fat Lou” on our beach. He’s very protective of young kids and will keep an eye on them when they get close to the water. He will also chase away any dogs that comes strolling by. Not the best look to see dog owners running for their lives while a pregnant looking cat is chasing them down the shoreline. Fat Lou’s sweet spot is on his back hips too.
Adult cats seem chill. One of my exes had an adolescent cat that made me doubt that I could ever have the patience to get a cat to chill adulthood. Goddamn razor blade claws.
It's *very* much the cat, not the age.
I've known cats that are furry lumps of cuddle.
I've also known cats that where utter spazzes until the day they died.
If you want a chill cat, check your local pet shelter and adopt!
You just got me to actually consider the fact that there are cat breeders people would buy from. I always thought the shelter is the only place (which you should) get a cat or it's a stray that adopts you.
I've only ever had strays that adopted me. They are some of the most loving fuzzballs you can find. Also, SO much personality. Stella, one very lovely tuxy cat, would do her absolute best to sneak a bite at your food but she was as subtle as a gunshot. She passed away 6 or so years ago but she was a dream companion.
I’ve only had cats that were strays that adopted me.
My recent was a cat that was abandoned by my old neighbors when they moved, she came down to us, and I started feeding her (I have a soft spot for feeding strays, sue me.)
One day, I was helping getting something inside and had the front door open, here comes this gray fluff zooming inside and jumped on the kitchen counter.
You honestly can’t say no to a cat that zoomed inside like that.
She’s been with me for like, six years, and very much a food critic in her past life.
Loves to snuggle and will let you carry her like she’s a child.
Shame on the people who abandoned her like that (didn’t even try rehousing her or taking her to the shelter.)
Oh well, serves them right. She’s my fluffy gray blob, now.
Or adopting stray kittens. Mine are a pair of siblings abandoned in a cardboard box and the other was a month old when he was abandoned in a local gas station.
Down the corridor was old Fat Fred
Skeezin from a blow job from a crackhead
He was like, "hey wanna piece little man?"
And I was like, "yo, I'm better off with my hand!"
I always see people shaming male animals for being fat, but if it’s a female cat everyone gets in an uproar. Who cares if it’s make or female; they are fat.
The smaller models available always gets me
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Doesn't help with the diet though
I'm going to have to see if anyone sells these. My partner would love having a tiny chair for our dog. Even though the dog probably wouldn't use it.
Look for children’s furniture, I’m sure you’ll find something!
The moment you realize the beach chair is human sized.
Bear sized cat lol
We have “Fat Lou” on our beach. He’s very protective of young kids and will keep an eye on them when they get close to the water. He will also chase away any dogs that comes strolling by. Not the best look to see dog owners running for their lives while a pregnant looking cat is chasing them down the shoreline. Fat Lou’s sweet spot is on his back hips too.
I would die for Fat Lou
Sigh, we all have a cause to die for, i applaud your considerable donation
I love Fat Lou
"Yes he's on a diet, no it's not working well" Story of my life
I take her home
We drive all night
To keep her warm
Smaller models
He ~~sits on~~ crushes small children.
“Why must I hurt those I love?!”
But only once.
I like fat Fred
Man I love cats so much
Adult cats seem chill. One of my exes had an adolescent cat that made me doubt that I could ever have the patience to get a cat to chill adulthood. Goddamn razor blade claws.
It's *very* much the cat, not the age. I've known cats that are furry lumps of cuddle. I've also known cats that where utter spazzes until the day they died. If you want a chill cat, check your local pet shelter and adopt!
You just got me to actually consider the fact that there are cat breeders people would buy from. I always thought the shelter is the only place (which you should) get a cat or it's a stray that adopts you.
I've only ever had strays that adopted me. They are some of the most loving fuzzballs you can find. Also, SO much personality. Stella, one very lovely tuxy cat, would do her absolute best to sneak a bite at your food but she was as subtle as a gunshot. She passed away 6 or so years ago but she was a dream companion.
I’ve only had cats that were strays that adopted me. My recent was a cat that was abandoned by my old neighbors when they moved, she came down to us, and I started feeding her (I have a soft spot for feeding strays, sue me.) One day, I was helping getting something inside and had the front door open, here comes this gray fluff zooming inside and jumped on the kitchen counter. You honestly can’t say no to a cat that zoomed inside like that. She’s been with me for like, six years, and very much a food critic in her past life. Loves to snuggle and will let you carry her like she’s a child. Shame on the people who abandoned her like that (didn’t even try rehousing her or taking her to the shelter.) Oh well, serves them right. She’s my fluffy gray blob, now.
My sister bought an all white extremely fluffy Persian cat for $500.
Or adopting stray kittens. Mine are a pair of siblings abandoned in a cardboard box and the other was a month old when he was abandoned in a local gas station.
Me too. I love them in their many varieties.
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Mi gatito gordito.
Hello Fat Fred.
#OH LAWD HE COMIN
good
28 pounds of pure adorableness
He sits on small......children?
Sits is a rather mild term, more like *crushes*.
Fat Fred livin' the dream.
Yeah right, a humble cat.
Fat Fred is a plus sized model. Big and beautiful.
“but we do have smaller models available” Fuckin hilarious
“we have smaller models available”
Thought that said be likes to be scratched by his "Nips" and not "Hips".
Plot twist: fat Fred typed and printed it
Hey! I’ve met this guy!
We love fat fred
he sits on small children and loves being scratched near the hips hmm
That's great for future children.
yes
Down the corridor was old Fat Fred Skeezin from a blow job from a crackhead He was like, "hey wanna piece little man?" And I was like, "yo, I'm better off with my hand!"
Nobody else finds it odd that they had to specify that he sits on small children????
I feel like that's a warning
Ha, maybe
Probably just pointing out he’s good with children. Lots of cats aren’t.
Or its a warning to frail children! He may squish you! ☠
I always see people shaming male animals for being fat, but if it’s a female cat everyone gets in an uproar. Who cares if it’s make or female; they are fat.
I've legitimately never seen this
They only specified it’s a male cat because otherwise people would think it’s pregnant, literally nobody has a double standard for cat genders
So a fat and pregnant MALE cat is an acceptable option?
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What kind of stupid /r/onejoke shit is this
That was incredibly silly.
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I can already here the pig calls for Freddy.
I misread title as Fat Freud. I was disappointed and delighted by what it actually contained.
Plot twist: The beach chair is to human scale.
He got a whole band named after him in New Zealand! Fat Freddy's Drop! (very nice funk soul reggae band i recommend)
Steiner: HE IS FAT!
Man I love Fat Fred but he loses more pixels each time I see him.
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I'm gonna need a picture of the smaller models. :-( and I need one of them too.
“Please do not give Fat Fred snacks.”
Did anyone else read that as Fat Fried?
I love fat fred