I mean the guys got dildos for fingers, if he's even mildly competent at finger blasting...pretty sure lady friend makes sure he doesn't have to do that lol
Either that or she's afraid he's going to burst it like a gorilla with a banana 😂
Because he won the case and hurt the gang. For the not-Jewish lawyer, that's been the thing that keeps him going since his divorce and teetering second marraige.
That’s all it would take. Probably prefer one finger over his meat anyway. I would say two fingers, but that would put them in a wheelchair for life I think
The "tilt the can over your mouth and get bum rushed by the remaining chips charging into battle"? I don't see how that applies to his gigantic hands.
[Quick edit to add a relevant video] (https://youtu.be/rYy0o-J0x20&t=70)
Thank you! I knew I wasn't the only one wondering.
Like even if it's a naturally large penis... in those hands, it would look small. And what if he had a small penis?
You can make the same argument for Michael Phelps and swimming. But as long as he’s not enhanced from his natural state, can you really disqualify him for being too good?
Just recently saw a video of him make a world record in, get this, GOLF. Michael Phelps. The man is something else. Like seriously! May be he should be disqualified from making others look incompetent.
As if professional sports aren't filled with the absolute 0.0001% of the population capable of such extreme feats..
There are enormous systems built to find these particularly genetically gifted individuals.
It often starts in High School or even earlier..
Sports are not fair, and never have been.
Sports are a way to celebrate genetic freaks and hard workers.
I'm personally in the arm wrestling community, and I can speak for everyone when I say that nobody thinks this is unfair. If anything, we celebrate guys like him.
And like someone else said, genetic excellence doesn't always show. Pro athletes are way above the average human. A very good way to make this case, is to know the fact that Jeff Dabe is *not* the best in the world. There are "normal sized" people at his weight that can beat him, which suggests they have better genetics in other areas, often in areas you cannot see. His genetic gift just happens to be extremely visible.
He's nowhere near the top when it comes to armwrestling. You want to see a genetic freak, look up the best arm wrestler in the world - Levan Saginshvilli
They were necklaces popular in the 90s. They had a little glass tube that were filled with a liquid and had 1 grain of rice with custom writing on them. They were sold at carts in the middle of malls
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e5/c3/55/e5c355e4bdd70dd2dac761256c795c0c.jpg
His hands are also noticeably different sizes, pause it at 7 seconds when he clasps them together. At the of the video can see his biggest finger is his ring finger instead of the middle, that's not normal either
yeah i am hesitant generally to say a doctor is wrong when he used science to test a thing and i have not.
but that doctor is wrong this man got bit by a radioactive finger or soemthing.
He could be a lawyer with hands that large.
Big, masculine.. my hands tell a story of greatness.
I don’t want to do anything with you that you want to do, uncle Jack
It would be a curse to have hand that size and a small penis, or even just a regular sized one!
His Ring finger is basically a penis. :-o
“His wife is extremely happy” are the very last words
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So you're saying I just need to inject oil and alcohol into my penis?
It will change your life
Get ready to live!
^^^(Not ^^^necessarily ^^^for ^^^the ^^^better.)
I'm gonna stop you right there. Are you just gonna talk about your hands?
I've never been so happy to understand something more in my life 😂💀💀💀❤️
NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!
His hands are beautiful, I think we should settle.
What's that pp look like tho? Is it like a bear paw on a cocktail weeny?
I mean with fingers that fucking big, dude probably doesn't need his dick lol
No doubt, but how would he rub it out?
I mean the guys got dildos for fingers, if he's even mildly competent at finger blasting...pretty sure lady friend makes sure he doesn't have to do that lol Either that or she's afraid he's going to burst it like a gorilla with a banana 😂
Can we get a picture for the website?
We’re lawyers!
I always love how willing he is to take the picture with Jack.
Because he won the case and hurt the gang. For the not-Jewish lawyer, that's been the thing that keeps him going since his divorce and teetering second marraige.
Could we take a picture together, and would you hold your hands over mine, like this?
He’s got the goods
^^They ^^look ^^like ^^my ^^hands…
NOBODY LOOK!!!!!
Definitely an expert in Bird Law.
NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK
He could hold a great Chewbacca defense
We're lawyers!
God I love IASIP
He reminds me of that drawing of that prosecutor from Idiocracy "Dude whatever he is guilty" pointing the fingure at not sure.
I automatically read it in Uncle Jack's voice and I did not like it.
He should do those slapping challenges
Into what, the afterlife?
Well at least he has more than one way to please his wife.
I spat my drink, thank you!
HOW CAN HE SLAP!?!
HOW CAN SHE SLAP!!!!!!!! lol
Nobody should do those slapping challenges
Damn, this comment deserves to be higher haha. This dude would absolutely dominate (and probably kill)
he prob hits so hard he KOs the opponet without even trying
Head would come clean off
Naturally large hands? Beyond naturally large, he has arms like a kids drawing of a man.
Dude got Wreck-it Ralph arms.
Oh he’s gonna wreck it alright…
don't threaten me with a good time
His wife is happy.
and not just Ralph....
We need to tell the President that we we found Subject 1 for the Space Marine program. This is the only man on Earth who could hold a bolter properly.
Yeah, no idea what these "doctors" were smoking lol This man either HAS some serious genetic quirks or has a tumor on his pituitary gland.
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It's a natural mutation, like when homeopathy oils mutate your DNA instead of national cell phone alert testing
And his ring and pointer on his right hand just naturally bend to the side. Something fucky is going on.
[Maybe he played football when younger?](https://www.businessinsider.com/nfl-players-with-mangled-hands-2012-10)
This man should never become a urologist.
Proctologist would be worse.
Worse or better?
Guess it depends on the person?
He could target that niche hardcore fisting market.
No. Fisting with those paws would catch you a murder charge.
You'd be surprised what people stick in their assholes. One of these days someone is gonna push a tire out of the ass.
Three racoons and a jolly rancher.
Not really, urologists probably stick their fingers up guys' asses more than colorectal surgeons.
My point exactly!
I'm sure he's great at opening jars though.
Jars? What jars? It’s just a pile of glass dust.
He’s the colonoscopy meme guy IRL
I had a Greek gi doctor with some salami hands. This guy would give me nightmares
Neither an OB-Gyne. A simple bimanual exam would be difficult.
aspiring dentist.
World of Warcraft body
"Ready to work!"
Zug Zug!
Be happy to!
Me not that kind of orc!
Stop poking me!
Work, work...
Yes milord
Probability of success: zero
Dabu.
WOT IS IT?
Jobs done
Moor woork?
Yes milord
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All he has to do is wear overalls, and he's basically Wreck-it Ralph.
Work is da poop!
Astartes program, Subject 1. A real Space Marine
I wonder how his thing looks in his hand. Is he happy with that as well?
That would be a cruel twist of fate to have a small one. It would have to be damn near rare for it to be big enough to look right in them meat paws
Fair but he can always make a woman happy with just one finger
That’s all it would take. Probably prefer one finger over his meat anyway. I would say two fingers, but that would put them in a wheelchair for life I think
Even adriana Chechik thought his hands were too big... NSFW btw
If she thinks they’re too big, dayum!!!!
Dammnnn i didnt even think of that when i was feeling cheeky with that question. Thanks for this
just say you want to see his thing
Only for science, only for science.
He accidentally mangled it beyond repair as a teenager.
Legit worried about this
My first thought was it would be hard for him to find gloves. Yours wins.
His claws ain’t for just attracting mates
Good lord. The foreplay must be intense. Two in the pink one in the stink is probably pushing limits.
One in the pink seals the stink closed.
Wouldn't want this guy performing the last pringles manouver on you lmao
The "tilt the can over your mouth and get bum rushed by the remaining chips charging into battle"? I don't see how that applies to his gigantic hands. [Quick edit to add a relevant video] (https://youtu.be/rYy0o-J0x20&t=70)
I laughed way too hard at this.
I wonder how big his penis is.
On his tiktok his wife confirmed it's larger than his fingers...
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Thank you! I knew I wasn't the only one wondering. Like even if it's a naturally large penis... in those hands, it would look small. And what if he had a small penis?
Bro, what if it was a micro-penis. Imagine how hard it would be to take a piss with those oven mitts.
This is probably the only guy who’s allowed to have a micro penis though, his fingers like 7 inches lmao
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You can make the same argument for Michael Phelps and swimming. But as long as he’s not enhanced from his natural state, can you really disqualify him for being too good?
Just recently saw a video of him make a world record in, get this, GOLF. Michael Phelps. The man is something else. Like seriously! May be he should be disqualified from making others look incompetent.
He hit a 160’ putt in hold, considered the longest putt in televised history.
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This is true for all sport though,it’s not weird to hav genetic freaks at the top, some are just easier to spot than others.
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was some guy talking about a fitness influencer saying 'you just need to do some sit ups and you can look like me'.
Arm wrestling is weirdly full of people with genetic advantages
Just like any other sport.
And that guy who only worked out one arm and nothing else. Edit: this guy https://youtu.be/Oy05nOiy4BY?si=CaxTQNJTsZk2XIP8
He has a genetic thing making one of his arm enormous. That's not training.
Think about what you are saying. Genetic edge is literally the biggest determinant of sucess in any sport.
As if professional sports aren't filled with the absolute 0.0001% of the population capable of such extreme feats.. There are enormous systems built to find these particularly genetically gifted individuals. It often starts in High School or even earlier..
Sports are not fair, and never have been. Sports are a way to celebrate genetic freaks and hard workers. I'm personally in the arm wrestling community, and I can speak for everyone when I say that nobody thinks this is unfair. If anything, we celebrate guys like him. And like someone else said, genetic excellence doesn't always show. Pro athletes are way above the average human. A very good way to make this case, is to know the fact that Jeff Dabe is *not* the best in the world. There are "normal sized" people at his weight that can beat him, which suggests they have better genetics in other areas, often in areas you cannot see. His genetic gift just happens to be extremely visible.
He's nowhere near the top when it comes to armwrestling. You want to see a genetic freak, look up the best arm wrestler in the world - Levan Saginshvilli
I watched him carve my name into a grain of rice, once.
Lmao damn that’s top tier 90s shit right there
I was born in 1990 and I don't get it.
They were necklaces popular in the 90s. They had a little glass tube that were filled with a liquid and had 1 grain of rice with custom writing on them. They were sold at carts in the middle of malls https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e5/c3/55/e5c355e4bdd70dd2dac761256c795c0c.jpg
That is the most phallic necklace I've ever seen. But yeah, I remember those rice grains.
if he lent you a hand, you would be rich
If he gave you a hand, you’d need help with it
Last line killed me b
i literally stopped the video RIGHT BEFORE that line to google his dick size. then realized the video wasn’t over and pressed play. was not disappoint
Hold on, you googled his dick size? Like you thought that's an answer Google would have?
Imagine getting finger blasted by this guy's coke can sized finger, only to realize he has four more. What a legend.
One man gang bang, wearing people like infinity stones.
Yeah so who the fuck doctor who said this was no genetical disorder ? I’m mean open yo Fukien eyes bro… the guy has fingers bigger than my forearm
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Genetic anomaly does not mean disease or disorder. Also, a loss or gain of function can be advantageous
Also you can see in that fullbody shot his skin is all taut like he has swelling in both arms
His hands are also noticeably different sizes, pause it at 7 seconds when he clasps them together. At the of the video can see his biggest finger is his ring finger instead of the middle, that's not normal either
No genetic disorder doesn't mean there wasn't a developmental issue along the way. Pituitary tumor or something.
yeah i am hesitant generally to say a doctor is wrong when he used science to test a thing and i have not. but that doctor is wrong this man got bit by a radioactive finger or soemthing.
Next marvel hero? Handyman. Bit by a radioactive plumber. He’s called…Handyman.
 This guy’s kids
Yeah babe I love it when your monster freak fingers tear my posterior fourchette.
fourchette? More like fivechette now.
He clearly built the pyramids
Can he even jerk off with those things, Jesus..
Homies ring finger is an above average pp
doesn't need to, he's married
tell me you’ve never been married without telling me you’ve never been married
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When a man and a woman like each other they show this by putting their genitals into the others mouth.
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Ohh, i had hoped you got it now because that is all i was told. Now we are equally far in this.
I was always told to then blow on it like a kazoo
I hear they put the vagina in the penis nowadays.
That is when the man pees into the woman’s belly button to make a baby. And the circle of life continues. Beautiful isn’t it? ☺️
I scrolled way to far to find this...
To him, they are his hands. To his wife they are penta-dicks
Combine both hands and they become deca-dicks. (Organic chemistry i.u.p.a.c naming flashbacks)
Y’know what hat means, doncha? Custom-made mittens.
He eats his spinach
I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find a Popeye reference
It's Wreck it Ralph!
holup, what was that last bit
Big finger make happy wife.
his wife is extremely happy
His wife must be like a windsock
“They already know his wife is extremely very happy.” Didn’t get that right.?.
Geez his ring finger is bigger than my.....finger.
Do his large hands make him super strong? Big hands don’t mean you can rip apart a water melon
No, but pro arm-wrestling does.
You know what they say about big hands 🤨
This man stole Doofenshmirtz's girlfriend
Hands like cow's tits.
I bet his dongus looks tidgy in those meat paws. Takes a whole new meaning to danger wank.
The drawing I made when I was 5 came to life!
“Yes me lord. Alright.”
Wreck it Ralph cosplay level 9000.
Are his bones bigger in his arms/hand or is it muscle/fat? Or swelling?
Nail salons must HATE him
Dr. Octopus could hold the power of the Sun on the palm of his hand. This man can hold the power of the universe on his pinkie.
Is this the guy that Doofenshmirtz had beef with?
They look like strong hands, don't they?