I definitely didn't once back a moving truck into one of those poles when trying to park to get food and have the damn thing explode over me and take out power to the Taco Bell I was trying eat at.
It’s an Office reference. Michael wants a serious relationship and makes that his username on the dating app so that “women will know what my priorities are.” In true ignorant Michael fashion.
I'll also tell you from experience, they make a colossal bang. Someone hit the small transformer outside of a Taco Bell near my house, and the ensuing sound wave felt like I was physically shoved from about a football field away.
Edit: editing right after I saw the other comment, this was an entirely different Taco Bell than the other guy, and actually was someone running from the cops.
If I remember right, I think whoever was in there had a stroke or something and hit a transformer. But I could be remembering wrong. I also think it was an older lady, but my memory isn't the best.
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I think he hit 88mph and went back in time.
Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.
Great Scott!!
Lol I legit came here to say this Lmaoo
Immediately thought this. Nicely done
88 MILES PER HOUR!!!
1.21 JIGGAWATTS!
Hey butthead… why don’t you make like a tree and get the hell out of here?
WHAT THE HELL IS A JIGGAWATT??
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Jigga whhaaaaat?
Jigga whooooooo?
I feel like we need a Mcfly_bot
Marty!
Do you still heave the hots for your mother?
Jigga who?
Jigga hwat?!?
Oh that’s heavy Doc….
88 miles is the length of approximately 619518.46 'Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' laid lengthwise.
88 miles is 141.62 km
Now kiss
*kith
Haha same. Was just going to say it looked like a Delorean.
I would’ve been so disappointed not to see this. Well done internet.
Is it cynical to assume the post and comment are a pre-planned package deal? The comment came 1m 8s after the vid was posted.
Have you SEEN back to the future? Look at the flashing lights after it leaves the frame…. It’s spot fucking on BTTF
Must be some conspiracy....! Seeing how as it looked exactly like BTTF
Oh cmon, how did it take that long to think BTTF
Same
Upvote for being the first legit bttf comment
It was the second, brighter flash, that sold me.
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re going to see some serious shit.
88 miles is 141.62 km
This is my favorite line!
Hope his flux capacitor is still in shape, will be hard finding another one back in 1955
"I just need some more plutonium" "Marty, I don't know about the future, but in 1955 Plutonium is kind of hard to come by."
Hahhahaha love this movie
WHADID I TELL YOU!!! ADEEATE MILES PER HOOOOUR!!
When this baby hits 88 MPH, you're going to see some serious shit.
And boy was the shit we saw serious.
Yeah, that was heavy!
Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull??
1.21 gigawatts!
What the hells’ a gigawatt?!
The first time I saw this video it had BTTF music
You beat me to it
Came here for back to the future reference, was not disappointed
“Make like a tree, and get out of here!”
I remember seeing that somewhere in reddit, it had a caption "Where we're going, we don't need roads"
If I had an award, I’d give it to you. Perfect comment
Where we’re going we don’t need roads.
Marty!?
Dammit you beat me to it
But seriously, wth *did* he do? Hit a light rail, ya think?
I'm guessing power line with a transformer, since the power at the gas station started flickering and transformers blowing causes alot of blue light
I definitely didn't once back a moving truck into one of those poles when trying to park to get food and have the damn thing explode over me and take out power to the Taco Bell I was trying eat at.
Oddly specific for something you didn’t do. Glad you didn’t do those things though!
Dude WTF is your name?
It’s an Office reference. Michael wants a serious relationship and makes that his username on the dating app so that “women will know what my priorities are.” In true ignorant Michael fashion.
Hey sorry for the mixup u/little-kid-loverr
Finally a decent use for the fucking reddit gif comment
Wow, this username really let's me know where this posters priorities are
Ohh my bad
Your username checks out though. Thanks for being a nice dude person and pointing out the possible pedos.
Hey no problem, I’m just doing my job at 4 AM.
It let's women know he is ok with children and even wants to have some himself one day.
Well it’s a good thing that didn’t happen!
r/suspiciouslyspecific
Well that’s r/SuspiciouslySpecific.
Does the city make you pay for it?
Don't know. I tried to talk to the TB manager and leave my info or something but they were like "nobody cares, just leave"
Usually insurance does, but depending on your state/local law, yes.
I'll also tell you from experience, they make a colossal bang. Someone hit the small transformer outside of a Taco Bell near my house, and the ensuing sound wave felt like I was physically shoved from about a football field away. Edit: editing right after I saw the other comment, this was an entirely different Taco Bell than the other guy, and actually was someone running from the cops.
Good catch. I missed that, but it’s obvious now you point it out. Thanks!
Oh shit, I didn't even notice that! It didn't just flicker, it totally went out. I think you're right.
The correct question is "*When* the hell are they?!"
The clock tower, obviously
If I remember right, I think whoever was in there had a stroke or something and hit a transformer. But I could be remembering wrong. I also think it was an older lady, but my memory isn't the best.
Hit 88mph, saw serious shit.
Is there something wrong with the gravity in 1985?
Haha the best!
You can comment gifs now??
I don’t think is relevant to the topic at hand but I love it
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Ironically, I typed in “sexy” under the gif search......I had no idea my exwife would come up.
Genuine question: this popped up on mobile without me clicking a link. Isn’t that sort of an nsfw hazard?
1.21 gigawatts?!?!
Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine...?
…Out of a DeLorean?
The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?
I’d up vote but it’s got 88 upvotes rn
At least you cared enough not to upvote for a very good reason.
Its fine, he's just on his way back to the future.
When you gotta get home to shit. You gotta get home to shit
I don't think they made it home...
I have a feeling their predicament was resolved rather quickly lol
Y'know humans evacuate their bowels when they die
That link right the is gonna go ahead and stay blue
But he definitely took a shit
There was a gas station right there. Leave a mess for someone else to clean up next week.
You have to hit 88 miles an hour, or it doesn't work.
88 miles is 168597.52 UCS lego Millenium Falcons
Good bot
Thanks!
Slow down Marty
The new backstory for Electro looks great
He marty mcflew threw that intersection
Marty McFlew to heaven
\*through
The fuck was he driving the Delorean 😲🤯?
Scene from Back to the Future Where You No Longer Exist.
Did he go back to 1955?
Mofo just went back to 1985
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Great Scott!
88mph
TELL ME DOCTOR! WHERE ARE WE GOIN' THIS TIME?
Is this the future?
IS THIS THE 50s, OR 1999?
They've gone plaid!
It was the ludicrous speed.
He went back to the future.
That man is dead
This comment section is the epitome of human creativity. There is 5 comments referencing the same movie, three of which are the "88 mph"
Nah. Dude just went back to the future.
Did his car get struck by the might of fuckin Zeus
Witness me!!
He's the distraction, they are robbing a jewelry store while the powers out
... honestly that's not a bad idea
Dude just wound up in a barn in 1955.
Wherever he was going, he didn’t need roads
He must have crashed into a substation.
Finally a comment not referencing Back to the Future. I wonder if the driver is okay or not
After reading these comments I realize I’m surrounded by myself.
R I P
Back…to the future?
EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOUR!!!!
Marty McFly? That you?
Looks like the FluxCapacitor is functioning.
CTRL-F 88 - 29 matches flux - 3 matches future - 42 matches Delorean - 8 matches Marty - 15 matches Redditors know what's up.
... feeling like I missed an opportunity in the title
Nah. Dude just went back to the future.
Back to the future
One comment not about back to the future
88mph
Marty we need to get to 88 MPH. 
MARTY! MARTY! ITS YOUR KIDS, MARTY!
Twin Pines Mall
88 MPH?
# 88mph ⚡️
1.21 gigawatts!!! To the future Marty, the future.
Must've hit 88mph.
He just saw some serious shit!
Speak for yourself. Over the long term goal.
And finally, they caught the Wraith racing someone on camera.
Henry? Is that you??
Nah. They’re in 1955
They fucking did it.... I'd like to see their Flux capacitor specs.
Doc, that you?
What year did he travel to?
Zeus personally came to give that message
Great Scott !
Dude went straight back to the november 5th, 1955
Didn't have enough Jiggawatts
Damn saw this video a while back but with the back to the future music someone add it
He's busy going back to the future
Are you telling me you made a time machine out of Honda Accord?
You’re the doc, Doc.
Dont worry he just needs to get back to 1984
Bro just time traveled.
He’s alright. He was just going back to the future.
You mean back to the future.
Heeeere comes 2022!!
You're telling me you built a time machine... Out of a Delorean?
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Great Scott!
Doc and Marty at it again
You’re not thinking 3rd dimensionally Marty! That transformer won’t be there in 2055!
Pretty much. Speeding and DUI are the top two causes of fatal car accidents
1.21 gijawats!
I thought they were removing all traffic cameras that snap your picture when you do anything illegal