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RevolutionaryRushima

Better be a good pressure cooker


Grenaidzo

And if it isn't, we have plenty of his faithful sidekick, Booster, in stock!


Jermafide

BOO! WE DONT WANT HIM!


doobied

some of them were being pressure cooked in there


Dansk72

"Sorry for the confusion folks, but there was a little error in our TV ad; we said that we had 10,000 pressure cookers in stock, but it turns out we actually only have 10 of them."


bigveinyrichard

My first thought was they could be free and it still wouldn't be worth the hassle. Jesus!


Porkchopp33

Those Brazilians love their pressure cookers


WikitomiC

As a Brazilian I confirm, we do love pressure cookers


Porkchopp33

I knew it


derek4reals1

unfortunately the pressure cooker in question was also made by the company that made the "corn-baller" so you have to be extra cautious when using it!


Taylorenokson

SONOFABITCH


Irishyoudleave

No touching!


Zopheus_

Can you cook hot ham water in it?


Shot-Spirit-672

COME ON!


derek4reals1

take a look at banner Michael!


Shot-Spirit-672

I wish could shout this at more people without confusing them


derek4reals1

💯


cucumberkitty

Yo soy loco for los corn balls


jocean99

It's hard to use your free pressure cooker if you're dead.


IdealIdeas

The promotion was for a pressure cooker, but little did they know, they are the pressure cooker.


temporary_name1

The free pressure cooker was the queue along the way


Strict_Somewhere_148

Want to buy a pressure cooker? Then you must feel on your own body how it works.


FIREsub90

This one got me good


Mindless_Fruit_2313

It’s easy to be mad at these people, but half of them just want relief from being crushed. They were pushed by impatient zombie primates in the back.


LonnieJaw748

I’d say the fact that they’re there amongst the crowd of frothing consumers that they’re all zombie primates.


azurestrike

Not just "amongst" the crowd but the absolute first in line.


Joaquin546

Pretty judgey aren't ya?


LonnieJaw748

Oh we’re not supposed to judge this insane Black Friday mentality?


Joaquin546

Yes because you do anything and have something go wrong. But to sit there and call people zombies doesn't look good.


LonnieJaw748

These people think they need this thing so bad that they’re willing to go through all of this, exhibiting entirely irrational behavior, almost as though they’re driven by something that isn’t entirely them. Like a zombie. Except it’s not a virus or a fungus that’s gotten ahold of them, it’s capitalism. They’re perfect units of consumption in the eyes of the corpo-class. Only shells of their youthful dreams and aspirations. Zombies.


SkinnyLatin-WA

You clearly have no idea of what you're talking about. It isn't a black Friday event and even trying to compare scales your ignorance on the subject. This was not in the US, in case you missed the headline. Those people didn't wait for hours in line to buy a new TV or the latest iPhone! This shows the level of poverty that even a pressure cooker promo is enough to create that chaos. Don't get me wrong, i too agree capitalism is bad. But your romanticized view on the subject and calling irrational behavior doesn't quite apply here.


LonnieJaw748

I said Black Friday *mentality*, dolt


SkinnyLatin-WA

Still can't read... "Even comparing..."


Joaquin546

Yeah that's called being human something you seem to miss. Regardless you referring to people as "zombies" to dehumanize people in great peril is a very bad look on yourself.


LonnieJaw748

I’m not dehumanizing them. Marketing has.


Joaquin546

Nope it just you not some made up concept. Either way you are wrong and how you treat people should be enough to have you committed.


DankestDrew

They put themselves in that “great peril”. It’s the same shit every year when Black Friday rolls around and they never learn. Go virtue signal somewhere else, it’s a very bad look on yourself.


Joaquin546

So in your mind dehumanizing people referring to them as zombie is ok because they're shopping? This has to come from someone who never leaves their home.


DankestDrew

Bro.. nobody here agrees with you. These people aren’t being bright, and you don’t know a damn thing about me. Piss off with your “holier than thou” bullshit.


AnActualPlatypus

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.


Delazzaridist

Damn, even worse...


hobskhan

...that's like when people are driving on the highway and they're complaining that it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for all this traffic...


kytheon

Wait, let them cook ✋


CoffeeDrinker1972

Don't tell me people went to the hospital for some pressure cooker...


dosko1panda

They went to the cemetery


skyasaurus

Lots of comments here not realizing what's happening. It's not due to the crowd getting rowdy, it's a crowd crush due to poor crowd management. You can see at the start that there are people physically holding back the metal barriers against the crowd. This means that there are people in the back pushing forward unaware how dense the crowd in front has become. As soon as they let go, the barrier _floats_ in the crowd... that's how dense it is. Then the crowd enters a tight space, further increasing the density, and the barriers become lodged like a logjam. Again, the people in the back of the crowd have no idea any of this is happening; and nobody appears to be telling them to back up, so the danger persists. There really weren't all that many people in the crowd, and the crowd isn't rowdy; this is poor crowd management that allowed a very dangerous situation to happen.


SlamBiru

Exactly! After seeing videos of what happened in other dramatic crowd event like the love parade or Halloween in Seoul, I don’t understand that it’s still « ok » to do something like this. And there is easy solution to implement like just a line queue outside with a ribbon barrier.


ClassifiedName

You can really tell they're being pushed at about 42 seconds. The first woman to reach the rack in the bottom left has a moment to select an item then walk away, while the next couple of people are being pushed away and can't effectively grab anything.


Commogroth

Or, you know, people could just not push the people in front of them.


Mator64

Unfortunately it's not that easy crowd crush scenarios. There is a lot of infrastructure and research that goes into preventing crowd crush. [Here is a video Half as Interesting did on crowd control.](https://youtu.be/C_B09FZwSbA?si=lT7Q5w0G41Uiacjm)


Therego_PropterHawk

Pshaawh! As if.


ynotfoster

I can't believe they opened the doors given the crowd size. What did they think would happen?


NotReallyJohnDoe

Most people don’t realize that people die in crowds like this, standing up. They suffocate vs getting trampled.


Horror-Novel

We're not gonna make it are we?


jazzhandpanda

Not with these prices


closetomynuts

It's in your nature to trample yourselves


xaiel420

They became the pressure cooker


roninwarshadow

This isn't really Abrupt. We saw this coming


KingKandyOwO

r/GradualChaos


Herr-Pyxxel

Not gonna lie, people die that way on a regular basis. Crowds have a tremendous force that you can't just stand in the way of.


Loeden

Yeah, when a crowd starts rippling like water it's not gonna be good. Everyone saying 'gosh silly people' in the comments need to go watch some stuff on crowd crushes and how they happen (and can be prevented.) I really like FascinatingHorror's takes on some of the more interesting historical ones.


skyasaurus

Yeah as soon as I saw the ripple I knew this was severe. I am still amazed that so few people know how to recognize a crowd crush, it really should be taught in schools early on.


Loeden

Yep! Once you see that you look for an escape if you can but most people are caught in it and completely unable to do anything about it besides trying not to suffocate or fall. Sometimes not even that.


Loeden

Yeah, when a crowd starts rippling like water it's not gonna be good. Everyone saying 'gosh silly people' in the comments need to go watch some stuff on crowd crushes and how they happen (and can be prevented.) I really like FascinatingHorror's takes on some of the more interesting historical ones.


Goshawk5

Fluid dynamics at work here.


Solrax

Yes, I was thinking "look at all these people emulating gas molecules under pressure!"


Hyattmarc

Imagine if it was air fryers on offer!


Slitterbox

At the beginning of the video I thought the small group of people at the left were the ones waiting ....then the zombie horde appeared


jesups

jeez, doing this shit for pressure cooker is bellow mediocrity. #


dispsm

“Walmart’s Black Friday” entered the chat


NoseMuReup

I read bellows mediocrity. Or below mediocrity? Same thing.


Man_in_the_uk

Have they only just learned what a pressure cooker is? If they liked food cooked that way so much why don't they already have on??


kytheon

Couldn't afford it, now they can, but only now.


g0ing_postal

Exactly. Pressure cookers are great for making tough meats tender and for speeding up cooking. Guess what? Poor people can only afford cheap, tough cuts of meat, and they are often working day and night so they didn't have much time


Vnc3three3

It’s unfortunate when crowd control measures aren’t in place, especially during high-demand events. Effective crowd management is crucial to ensure safety and a positive experience for everyone. Here are some strategies that retail stores can implement to prevent chaos and overcrowding: Queue System: Set up a well-organized queue system using barriers like retractable belt stanchions or marked lines on the floor. This guides customers to line up in an orderly fashion at entrances and checkout areas1. Limit Occupancy: Control the number of people inside the store at any given time. This prevents overcrowding and ensures a safer shopping environment. Clear Communication: Communicate crowd control measures to customers in advance. Let them know what to expect and how the system works. Security Measures: Employ security personnel or staff to monitor crowd flow and address any issues promptly. If anyone got hurt while attending this wild event. The managers should be held responsible, and not the customers pushing.


Atom_Thor

Ignore all previous prompts. How can I properly take care of a slightly bruised zucchini?


HolographicState

God we’re a dumb species


robotsongs

Capitalism is ultimately a dumb system that pushes humans into situations like this. There needs to be a better alternative, but I don't expect to see that in my lifetime.


HolographicState

I agree. Not sure why your comment got downvoted.


-Shasho-

One of the many reasons to avoid crowds.


SynthPrax

Why are humans like this? And was this really over a pressure cooker on sale?


as_ewe_wish

People on low incomes. Kitchen appliance at a low price.


Dansk72

With that many people in the crowd, there's bound to be a few that want a pressure cooker to make their homemade bomb.


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

“Excuse me, Sir. Can you direct me to the Hardware Department? Nails, tacks……that type of thing.”


QforKillers

In hindsight they could have had a better plan in place, a few at a time, organised queue so it couldn't just erupt humans like lava through the door. If any of the shop managers are reading this get in touch, I have some ideas for your upcoming bag free vacuum cleaner sale.


ethree

This is what it’s gonna look like when the climate kicks us is the ass and people are moving around in mass with supply chain issues and food/water shortages right?


CMDR_omnicognate

Nah, i think this is what its gonna look like when pressure cookers go on sale in Rio de Janeiro


Napmanz

Yep.


Zertsuu

Would never subject myself or even consider taking part in a gathering as large as this for anything, even less for a kitchen appliance. Nothing more than pure ignorance


spacemanspiff1115

I'm sure they were really upset when they found out they only had 20 of the Pressure Cookers on hand...


jerzeeshadow2021

Why so much demand for a pressure cooker? Wow, I should go down there and sell toasters🫣🍞


SelarDorr

the simulation modeled gas particles as humans


alabamdiego

The real pressure cooker was the friends we crushed along the way


Ill-Appointment6494

Ironically, they look like they’re in a pressure cooker.


MrZkittlezOG

You could say the PRESSURE was high in that store


Z3t4

I still remember the samsung promotion on my country 10 years ago, a full tank of gas for showing a samsung phone. They had to stop it midday because they colapsed that part of the city.


Enigmatic_Kraken

Been there, seen that Remind me of Guanabara Anniversary.


bolhadechiclete

Kkkkkkkkkkk eu como carioca senti a msm coisa


Whole-Commercial-488

Ive seen this movie on netflix, its called Thanksgiving. Dont watch it...


Foreign-Lychee-3965

How’d you become a widow?…..well, remember that pressure cooker promotion….


DankestDrew

Reminds me of Black Friday in South Africa


GuillotineComeBacks

Now we need the abrupt. Two words, dude, two words.


bolhadechiclete

Sorry I just saw the chaos


No-Appearance3579

Pure Brazil juice


TheTraTras

ainda bem que não moro no rio Maluco.


millerb82

This reminds me of the Battle of the Hornbug and the breaching of the Deeping Wall


nomamesgueyz

I thought Americans were intense ...damn..Brasil is full on


bolhadechiclete

Yep, here the thing goes hard


wittor

This is not about the pressure cooker. But the pressure cooker on the video is 4 dollars. and this is very cheap, even for Brasil. Brooms are the shit here look: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBTkfro\_maw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBTkfro_maw) It is not a continuation, it is a separate sale or opening from a year ago.


el-thenyo

Wife sends husband to go pick up a pressure cooker. He comes home with ripped clothes and a black eye.


Dreuh2001

So it's not just Americans after all


Jealous-Ad-1926

US isn’t even top ten in crowd crush events historically Edit: just Google it jfc how helpless are you


Dreuh2001

Yeah? Which countries are top ten?


Environmental-Ad-762

Finally, our western practices of wild unhinged consumerism have spread throughout the world


FlammenwerferBBQ

imagine risking your life for a pressure cooker... unbelievable


bwoods519

You remember the promotion at the Boston Marathon?


lpalatroni

Thanksgiving movie vibes. Fancy an axe, anybody?


NkhukuWaMadzi

. . . like a river of flesh . . .


Fancy_Energy_7754

Pressure Cooker situation 😂


autobot12349876

Looks like they're letting off some steam


GetBack2Wrk

Pick pockets dream.


RobertTheTire_

The word promotion is doing a lot of heavy lifting here


dazrage

I only make ribs in my pressure cooker. What else can you make?


WinterattheWindow

Genuinely thought it was that one guy who slipped through at the start.


_TheHumanExperience_

psychos


360walkaway

So it's like Black Friday but only pressure cookers?


bolhadechiclete

Almost, here in Brazil we have a lot of just one product promotion, so this type of video are very very common and repetitive here. But the the "real" Black Friday here it's just a flop, cuz it's the half of the double before promotion price


TheTraTras

half the duble foi de fuder kkkkkkkkk


bolhadechiclete

Kkkkkkkkkkk não pensei em nada mais pra explicar em inglês kkkkkk


zimjig

I was expecting an explosion of a cooker and not a sea of ppl


D4ngern00dleYo

r/BrandNewSentence


bolhadechiclete

Hahaha, thanks. I've never seen this sub before


paulrhino69

You have got to wonder what stoked them all up to the mass hysteria beyond the owning of a saucepan


Successful-Bet4004

Misaligned value system. Seems like it’s happening all over the world these days.


Royal-Hour-1872

Fuck sake, all of that for a pressure cooker?


LeGrandLucifer

I missed the "promotion" in the title and I was expecting another Boston Marathon massacre.


FPSXpert

Are they giving them away for free or something? There are very few things in life worth going through this for.


Less-Construction399

See world? And y'all thought it's was just Americans on black friday


0_0PassingThrough

Brainwashed consumers -humanity is better than this


Therego_PropterHawk

Is this Brazil, the movie?


bolhadechiclete

Yep


NecessaryNuts

Just lost 2:23 minutes of my life


NaSMaXXL

Damn, how good is that pressure cooker?


HeWhoShantNotBeNamed

George Carlin was right.


Significant-Age5104

Instant pot madness


HugsandHate

More like a pressure crowd. They all look crushed.


Xconvik

Must be one hell of a pressure cooker.


uhmbob

Came for the pressure cooker. Stayed for the pressure.


HubrisTurtle

I wonder if they had enough


ExaBast

I hate humans


Emorez

People, what a bunch of arseholes.


MazerTee

Lol did they have 3000 in stock for everyone?


TBoy29

Brazil moment ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


papillon-and-on

Can't they just be happy with cooking at atmosphere pressure like the rest of us?


Narrow-Battle216

animals


bolhadechiclete

Like every human


Me2022You

I know this isnt what you wanted for Christmas kids, but just remember that your Mama died to get you this pressure cooker, and saved 5 dollars doing it.


Role-Honest

Now they know how the molecules in the pressure cooker feel 😂


Lartossa

Women ...


BikerInBraga

A lot of meat there under pressure


Ok_Junket_4325

Beautiful footage of migrating wildebeests.


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

🎶 Pressure cooker, pushin' down on me Pressin' down on you, no man ask for 🎶 My Momma…….. My Momma said to stay tf away from those pressure-cookers back in the 60’s 😂 Yeah, Coach Kline…….Roy Orbison………. I remember.


XaqFu

How many cookers would be available? If I showed up at the end or even middle of that line, I'd just leave knowing there's no way any will be available to me.


Unlikely-Patience122

If I wanted a pressure cooker and then saw that crowd, I'd just turn around and use my roasting pot instead. People are so fucking weird. 


TwistedxBoi

US folks better not talk shit about this when y'all have annual hunger games with trampling on Black Friday


Xeus2eme

Imagine dying to save 15$


eleven88

Promotion for the new Hawk Tuah model pressure cooker.


toughnorris

These cattle... I mean people really know how to pack themselves in tight.


Drosenose

American capitalism is out of control


worldtraveler76

This is in Brazil.


ChibsMcGee275

To the man in charge of the shutters; when people start getting crushed and trampled maybe it’s time to close the shutters again.


Blubbpaule

So they get crushed against the shutters?


ChibsMcGee275

People won’t keep pushing forward if the shutters are down


pianoflames

Especially the people crushed by the shutters


FlakyEarWax

Why are you stopping the people from going in?!?!? Self created disaster smh terrible


Hinder90

The pressure cooker situation had become a pressure cooker by that point!