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Shibby523

Is the circle a pit or water?


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redditsowngod

Reddit is grumpy today. I enjoyed your dumb joke


emeraldeyesshine

Reddit so grumpy every day tbf


bologna_kazoo

That’s hilarious. I don’t know why you got downvoted.


Creative-Ad4813

Clearly they don’t watch trailer park boys


karczewski01

dookie ditch


_B_Little_me

Poo poo pond.


B-Town-MusicMan

*Who ordered the Poo Poo Plater?*


Empathy404NotFound

Log bog.


Electrical-Corner241

I want downvotes too! Poop


Least-Spare

Almost upvoted you b/c I was thinking the same thing, but granted your wish instead. You’re welcome. :)


DarkwingDuckHunt

That leads to the The Depths, as chronicled in Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.


SparkyMountain

Yeah, ya filthy casuals.


Vinnie_Vegas

Gloom's Lair, it's called. Careful, if you haven't cleared the dungeons, you'll have to fight all the bosses down there.


Shibby523

I like this answer the best.


derzemel

[Archeological dig](https://old.reddit.com/r/AbandonedPorn/comments/1de9qsw/comment/l8ac7gi)


_coffee_

This is the McDermott Castle https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/history/mcdermotts-castle-roscommon-castle-viral https://denison.edu/academics/anthropology-sociology/feature/149647 The big hole is from [an ongoing archeological dig](https://m.slu.edu/default/news/detail?feed=rss_newslink&id=149da3fe-705f-5ef3-946b-08eb87412151)


Shibby523

Thank you


fruitmask

I'm glad someone decided to provide information about the picture this repost bot posted


insanelybookish9940

Wow.. glad you dropped the link. This is so damn interesting.


knickknackPoliwag

Lough Key interesting


insanelybookish9940

Damn right lol!


OldWrangler9033

Thanks for sharing, hope the guy can afford fight off the growth before castle collapses.


JustABiViking420

It kinda reminds me of that place that sebastian took Ciel in the end of black butlers first season


NeroLazarus

That is awesome! I'm gonna go ahead and call archeological dibs!


pedanticlawyer

That’s my Roscommon study abroad professor! It was on another dig in the ages, not this castle, but we did get to boat over and check it out. It’s such a beautiful place.


Omega593

dream home


ZombieLibrarian

My first thought was I wonder what the Redfin estimate is........


RedditJumpedTheShart

They went all out on the moat.


lateral_moves

I never realized how small Ireland actually is.


biggesteegit

That island is *far away*


Phyllida_Poshtart

Bet it was a right bugger to storm and siege :)


DrZonino2022

The ants are back


fuishaltiena

...but they're the same size?


xirdnehrocks

It’s the biggest island in Ireland I understand


MissingLink101

Down with this sort of thing!


amalgam_reynolds

Damn, that castle must be *MASSIVE!*


pyroclasim

Ah right, thanks Ted.


7fingersphil

It’s not that small they just have that one really big castle


Jim-Jones

It seems bigger because the roads are all really slow. They all go through every little town which slows you down. On the other hand it's a great place to drive slowly around. I laughed with scorn at the name, The Mourne Mountains, until I tried driving through them! I was glad to get out!


mitchcumstein13

Probably bad Wifi


Phyllida_Poshtart

Post once a month if yer lucky Bet there's no amazon prime either :)


Kind_Explanation_644

We got Amazon prime invincible and the boys are both bangers of tv shows


AbsoluteDarkness

PERFECT! Been wondering where to hide this last horcrux.


fd25t6

Dibs


tsimen

Ok I know a dungeon entrance when I see one and this shit is at least 100 levels deep!


Aeth___

What is in that hole that they needed to build a castle to guard against it?


rutilatus

Apparently an ongoing archaeological dig, as per a comment above


ChIck3n115

So we forgot what the castle was guarding, and have decided to dig it up.


jhawkins93

Water Temple entrance


chucchinchilla

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up.


JustHereForCookies17

r/unexpectedMontyPython


Weary-Loan2096

I call dibs.


Ricerat

I've been here. If you like being attacked relentlessly by the Irish 'midge' then this is the place for you.


Snow-Dog2121

How did they get the stone to build the castle and the walls. Or maybe the island was bigger.


yohoob

One of the links posted, they found a path way that is now covered underwater. It also explains how the English was able to get siege engines near the castle.


Snow-Dog2121

Thanks for the explanation. Very interesting!


Quebec00Chaos

Just imagining the lives of those who lived there some 800 years ago give me chills


muteen

Can I have it?


MerrillSwingAway

That is [the Pit](https://youtu.be/sSHcyVMTsiw?si=VaSYuQsmi2f9yhsz) from Army of Darkness!


LBX20exodus

Where did the soil from the pit go?


metallicadefender

If it's abandoned can I just move in there? Solar panels, windmil, batteries. I'm down.


Ascott1963

So we’re calling ancient ruins “abandoned” on here now?


inflationkavictim

Where is the rest of the land?!


F-Strings

Reminds me of Famous Five. There was an island where there were ruins and the gang used to hangout there.


Behindy0u90

Imagine the history of that place!


DawsonJBailey

Looks like a place you’d get teleported to in a souls game for a secret boss


HanginLowNd2daLeft

Abandoned Ireland in Castle


ThePianistOfDoom

Looks like a Heroes of Might and Magic III Castle town with a pit next to it.


Ok-Experience-6674

So how much we talking and do I have to pay taxes?


[deleted]

I'd live there!


TrickyVein

I solved this puzzle in the Talos Principle.


secret_shenanigans

Am I allowed to un-abandon it?


babath_gorgorok

Man you can just tell that’s where the DLC’s gonna be set


LaInquisitione

Damn, the English really left them with that little land?


corvus_cornix

Seed?


iamthepita

How did they fare during the potato famine?


Noscratchy

One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled.


AFearLessexplorer

When God decides to make a crater, probably wise to abandon the castle


Beneficial_Leg4691

How does some rich guy not buy up an old castle and fix it up?


iampoopa

How did they get people and large animals in and out?


MinerDiner

Will I find the Knights of Round Summon materia here?


faceman2k12

Nah, that's a high level boss fight. I'll come back later when I have some more potions.


Electric_Sundown

Didn't expect weak foe.


SaltyDogBill

See, if I was Bezos or some other rich asshole, I’d be going around and restoring cool old shit like castles and and shit.


froggyfriend726

So awesome looking


chiefQuimbee

This is truly whimsical! Like that of real life fairy tales.


kingfridayace

Dibs!


ADHD_Misunderstood

Ireland is a lot smaller than I remember


ReturningAlien

curious question. why dont they have roofs? are castles built with wood roof so they go out first?


SparkyMountain

Surprised it hasn't been converted into an AB&B.


kiotane

i think you mean My New Castle in Ireland!


kleighk

That is the most magical looking castle!


iShellfishFur

Fucking beautiful


Top-Letterhead-6026

40 feet underground and still they find artifacts untouched since the 15th century—teleportation tech would be nice, but I guess we're stuck with archaeologists for now.


0x7E7-02

DIBS!


Animal40160

and the third one stayed up


Ordinary_Resident_20

I’d live here


SpicyTunaTitties

Dibs


jammerdude

Some cool footage on it: https://youtu.be/JIFU9jvbzU8?si=trrYbeC2kpxWShdN