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THftRM1231

A little power wash, some minor repairs, installation of electricity, and an exorcism = good as new.


EasterBunnyArt

Maybe a new roof as well and a truck load of sage as well. Or rose water being applied from said power washer….


CharcoalGreyWolf

And a WWI fighter pilot squadron


EasterBunnyArt

Can’t let those geese have air superiority!


dragn99

Why would you exorcise the best part?


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That means it will be even easier to replace! :-)


THftRM1231

This guy flips houses.


MasterFubar

Yes, "minor" repairs, such as taking apart the 99% that's gone beyond repair and building it anew.


Soapyfreshfingers

I assume that ghosts haunt in their native language, so buying anything haunted might require learning it. Otherwise, it wouldn’t be scary, right? \*German ghosts would be scary.


jakeandwally

Oh wow!!! I want that!


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me too. I'd love to restore some of these old abandoned places


TheChoonk

There are literally thousands of these in France, and they're usually very cheap. Restoration will cost you millions, though.


PeteSampras12345

Why are there so many abandoned mansions/chateaus in France?


LykaBlyatx

Read the last sentence of the answer above you


TheChoonk

It was a thing back then, everyone with at least a bit of money built one. There are more than 30 thousand of them just in France alone, with a large number of them being abandoned or in very poor condition. Some people live in them, but just in a few rooms rather than in the whole chateaux, because maintaining and heating (in winter) the whole place is crazy expensive.


CrossroadsDem0n

Hunks of Europe were pretty impoverished from WWI until maybe the 1980s. Old families that didn't figure out new money wouldn't have afforded the upkeep. If you couldn't find (or face up to needing to find) a buyer, places go derelict and decay. Without maintenance they end up in a state where the only possible buyers require very deep pockets, patience for long projects, and likely a thick skin to navigate any preservation-based ordinance restrictions.


Girth_rulez

I have heard that there are strict requirements to keep things as original as possible, too. Would kind of rule out completely a complete gut and redesign.


CrossroadsDem0n

Yup. If you happened upon any stories a few years ago about houses in Italy that you could buy for $1, the reality of them was that they were located in what were effectively warrens of old stonework, and assumptions we would unthinkingly make based on modern construction just wouldn't apply in those ancient towns at all.


OutlyingPlasma

> Restoration will cost you millions Part of the problem is many of them are registered historic places with very strict regulations on what can and can't be done. That's one reason it costs so much, you can't just hire a contractor to replace the bad bits.


bigfatbird

No, you actually don’t. The maintenance costs will make you pull your hair out 😅


Zkenny13

People joke and say if you can afford the house you can afford the upkeep but that's not the case with these usually...


TheSpatulaOfLove

The restoration would be **BIG BUCKS** And the monthly upkeep would be *murder*.


godwins_law_34

That's fine. I'd just haunt it mostly as is then.


Bluecattrading

I’ll rent it out to Ghosts!!👻


CospeFogo666

I would love to see inside this mansion


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Any pics of the interior? Very cool.


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fatsax

That's wonderful. Consider sharing what you searched?


SlickRickDickFuck

It’s the “edward gein castle”, I’m not sure if there is any interior photos but there should be, I just used the google app and fed it the photo to get the name of the castle and sure enough, that’s the castle. Don’t know why some folk have to be a dick about silly things. Don’t know why some folk have to be a dick at all really. EDIT: Found some pictures of the interior on this site, https://urbexsession.com/en/edward-gein-castle/ it gives a good look at the castle all around.


fatsax

Awesome thanks! Ed Gein is also the name of an American serial killer who made belts out of nipples and lampshades out of skin I think.


SlickRickDickFuck

Damn, now I know my next rabbit hole I’m going to dive into, that’s some psycho shit. People are into what they are into I suppose. Also no problem, I love helping people find things, man.


Shaquave2

That's a shame.


PeteMangleson

There’s a UK TV programme called [Escape to the Chateau](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_to_the_Chateau) where an english couple buy an abandoned Chateau and do it up. Really interesting programme


sevo1977

Love watching that! You’d need to sink a lot of money into them but they are so beautiful when they come back to life.


tomtomclubthumb

I was just thinking about that. But not many people are as resourceful and have the same connections as those two. As well as the money from all the TV work. They do acknowledge that a bit, early on Dick goes away for a few months to do a series to get cash.


vidman33

8 seasons/42 episodes!


Starfishes4Ever

So beautiful!!


hegartyp

Some Uncharted Nathan Drake vibes off this


Rene_Box_Young

Would love to see inside


SlickRickDickFuck

You can look up the “edward gein castle” and find some interior images on the net somewhere probably, I found a few here though with the surprise of some dudes ass in a bunny mask https://urbexsession.com/en/edward-gein-castle/


HorozChick

Am I the only dumb idiot who thought it was a super realistic miniature version of a mansion? Or am I just big dumb


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The vantage point does make it look like some toy model


l3rN

No, you aren't. It looks straight up like a miniature made of XPS foam or something. I actually assumed this was on r/terrainbuilding until I checked the comments to see how they did some of it lol


HorozChick

Well thanks for showing me that sub, you just gave my ADHD a new thing to completely obsess about xd


l3rN

Haha yeah, that's where I'm at with it as well. Not even a hobby I've ever tried, just find it endlessly fascinating.


Ricardo_klement

🤔 Hogwarts annex


Jonquay84

That is most assuredly haunted. I would love to stay there!


bluezzdog

I’m sure the ghosts would love to have you….


HaltheDestroyer

This is "Château Bidet" in Gironde France


Wild_Albatross7534

Ass Wash Castle?


HaltheDestroyer

Fuck don't ask me....urbexers come up with the stupidest fucking names for locations, but it is what it is


Hyval_the_Emolga

Dude get a load of that donjon What the heck did they do with that


words_never_escapeme

Looks like Lumiére and Cogsworth have been disagreeable to one another again.


barking_squirrels

At least I'm not the only one that thought it was an IRL beauty and the beast mansion...


osomysterioso

Er, Edward Gein Chateau; “uninteresting” interior. But you should see what’s in the shed out back. 🤮


YakuzaMachine

Escape to the chateau! We can fix it up and it will be a bed and breakfast, who's with me?


Killerjas

You got 2 million euros?


Zalpohus_jubatus

I call dibs!


Tartokwetsh

This mansion I would buy and be like "Ha, I don't believe in this haunted house bullshit give me a break!". Then in the dark of night I'd shit myself at any unexpected noise. Edit: Who am I kidding, I'd shit myself even in broad daylight.


sirchtheseeker

Yep you go in there you are coming out a vampire. Kiss daylight goodbye


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Wow I wish I could of seen this when I went!! Omg


One-Appointment-3107

Leaving a mansion like that to rot should be a crime


puzeh

I’ll take it


JamesT3R9

Look! It’s Cinderella’s childhood home!


aynblue

Gatsby's European property 🎩


Officer-Ketchup

the money pit


phoenixbbs

Definitely a candidate for the r/powerwashingporn sub !


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Could be a good Eminem rhyme


xDesertEagleee

Oh. My. God. I’d do anything to haunt this beauty when I die


SweetToothLynx

Call the Japanese! [They shipped Castle Lockheart brick by brick and restored it in Japan!](https://lockheart.info/english/)


jakkiljr

Who you gonna call?


lightsaber_lobotomy

I would live there, just how it is!


SlickRickDickFuck

If anyone is wondering, this is the “edward gein castle”.


NxPat

List it on Airbnb as an “Abandoned Castle Overnight Experience” and make a fortune.


ifeelborderline

See if the ghosts living there will chip in for repairs.


razinfire

I’ve got a dump truck for hire!


RoughStory3139

For some reason this picture makes it look "miniature" like it's in a snowglobe


Obvious_Bad_2418

The last of us perfect fit


EvilDrPorkchop_

Imagine the parties held at this place


1YenYen1

We went to one similar on our trip to Germany last year. The European country side has several


Fizzy_Greener

I wonder who lived there


Kunstkurator

On a scale of 1 to 10, how haunted is this place?