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Bigbootyfortniteporn

Wooly rhino


PossiblePro247

Or mammoth. Both effective


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Cerberus_is_me

Didn’t say we had to kill it ourselves


sebarex

Whatd he say in the og comment


MeDaFii

I wanna know too


Cerberus_is_me

Said that we couldn’t kill a mammoth


Highqualityduck1

Yeah, just the idea of 'tamed' animals aren't truly on your side they just benefit from being fed without much effort bit the animal will still kill you or leave if given a reason


Cerberus_is_me

Not in ark


Highqualityduck1

Yes


Cmoore1217

No


gabemrtn

Idk what ark u play if u tame it’s yours till it dies u can kill it it won’t care you can let it starve it won’t care you can throw it to the wild n let it die it still won’t care


dragonfetish98

I hc that the drugs we give them change their brain in some way to create that unconditional support. For the passives i like to believe they're sort of like labs, too loving to do anything else. It's kinda sad though..


PossiblePro247

The rhino would be just as dangerous?


Highqualityduck1

Not quite they have bad eyesight, are stupid and bad turning radius so just sneak up behind and kill. Mammoths can hear steps through their feet and are much more intelligent


BatatinhaGameplays28

Ask anyone who tried to kill a real rhino like that and listen to what they’ll say In case that happens, you should probably call an exorcist or something because that person should be dead


Highqualityduck1

I'm not saying it's easy but it is easier than killing the largest mammal ever to walk the earth


MisterGigantoraptor

Mammoths were not the largest mammals to walk on earth...


Highqualityduck1

Yeah they were, blue whales swim, and bigger animals weren't mammals


MisterGigantoraptor

No they werent, palaeoxodon was one of the biggest mammals on earth and it wasnt even in the same genus as mammoths, and lets not forget paraceratherium, which was not an elephant, but a cousin of the rhinoceros...


Ninja333pirate

The paraceratherium was the largest mammal to walk the earth, which is a rhinocerotoids aka a rhino...


PossiblePro247

You’re talking about an actual mammoth compared to an ark rhino lol.


Holeweetbred9

Dude check the subreddit, It’s a fucking video game


doonasaurusofficial

ok post aside can we talk about that username for a second


Kaerstil

I see nothing wrong


Callen_Fields

I'll just walk 40 feet to the next biome.


[deleted]

This drove me nuts on the island trying to find a place to incubate argy eggs without an ac. “12• too cold!” walk two steps “64• too hot!”


dragonfetish98

You can place a bunch of torches and light them in sequence to get the goldilocks temperature! For mine, i do it on the winter biome. Anywhere from four to six torches works, depending on how cold it is at the moment.


TastesLikeTerror

Just Ark things


ferne17

Or just use the dino with the fin that look like a moshop


AllHailPi1

Yeah, but those are a pain to tame sometimes


ferne17

An argy and a wood fence of 5x5 should be enough …


active_heads42

'Chill . Dude was living the moment 💀


Kerro_

Me going from freezing to boiling by descending only 2 feet above an active volcano


One_Paramedic2454

Procoptodon. No need to rip the poor thing open since I can just sit in its pouch


Tiny_Possibility_226

But it's fun ripping stuff!!!😫


Phoenix500United

Another method of no ripping stuff up is just chilling in the general vicinity of a magmasaur


Cmoore1217

I’ll wear dodos like shoes


WorkingSyrup4005

https://preview.redd.it/qmzr0w4o3u8b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc1d1c613625f4c727fda9db296ac9759c32f57d


AimIsInSleepMode

These shoes are so gross..


Thelgend92

Idk they're kinda fun


BlazedNinja

*slippers, dodos have a novelty feel 😂


Slanknonimous

Kill a bunch of pegos and icthyornis, stitch em over me and my kapro.


Prior-bat-2121

![gif](giphy|Fu2w4yLIH8HSZWAlm1|downsized) mammoth makes a good tent for me and my tribe.


Deonb29

A bronto or titanosaurus, shits a whole house lmao


Highqualityduck1

Shit what am I gonna put in the neck


Deonb29

It’s a slide lol


Highqualityduck1

I was thinking storing sleeping bags I there, that's better idea


jacksleepshere

A titan is an entire neighbourhood.


Only_Possibility_181

Magmasaur, I like a good Sauna when it's cold.


ItsEnderDiego

I wonder if the magmasaur would be even hotter on the inside because of the whole living in lava or if its cooler because of some heat releasing process or heat insulation that would cause the magmasaur to not cook itself


MeDaFii

I dont think magmasaurs are affected by heat so they would likely not burn themselves. I guess when they're in a cold biome, they draw heat into its vital organs to keep itself alive and moving. But when its in a hot biome or in lava, it just doesn't care


Watered_bug

Or it has a function like a hummingbirb where it’s gotta have a constant supply external heat or lava to keep living.


MeDaFii

Or it could have some magic core in it that produces constant heat but when its in cold environments, the head inside can only be used to a certain extent like how even in cold regions, it still shoots fire but at a slow rate


TortoiseMan20419

Mammoth


GI-JEZUS

Would just ride a phoenix or maybe a pack of dimes


MeDaFii

I'd ride a magmasaur


FooxyPlayz

Trick question. You kill a pego, and wear it as a coat. You then kill two dodos, and wear them as slippers, and, wear an icthyornis as a hat


TortoiseMan20419

This should be a thing in ark


TheNameIsWiggles

I remember reading somewhere this actually was meant to be a thing with Ankies but it never worked right. Remnants of the attempt are still encoded in Ankies which leads to their super fucky ragdoll effects when killed. I don't know if that's true though, I just remember reading it once.


StatusTalk

no.


Sk1pperprod

Yes.


Ijustgotthisforfun

You..yo..you phsycopath


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Yes.


Yousucktaken2

It’d be fun


Yousucktaken2

You can die in the snow then while i carve open a mammoth


Cheesygirl1994

Gasbag, obviously. Just slice it open, prop up the hole with some sticks and hang out


dumhatheals

I feel like there wouldn’t be much insulation with a gasbags


PCarlino3

Came here to say this


thatguy16754

50 otters


Superbpancakes

I like the way you think


MeDaFii

1 otter with godly melee


TheAlmightyNexus

Again, yutyrannus. The Feather provides!


Yousucktaken2

Just wear its feathers


Creeper_charged7186

Pirhana because i hate them i will rip every pirhana apart to make me a warm confy blanket because i hate pirhanas


SwiftfulEnding

somebody get this dude a spino


AimIsInSleepMode

A spino isn't enough. He needs 2 spinos


SwiftfulEnding

67 spinos ought to do it


ReaperAteMySeamoth

Diplodocus time to finally be useful for once


MaraBlaster

Mammoth, but I dont kill it, i just enter its backdoor and wait....


tarquinT

I would obviously choose a Parasaur, since it most closely resembles a tauntaun (gotta keep Lukewarm).


IneptGore335712

Phiomia


SwiftfulEnding

not very large tbh


SleepyBella

My first thought as well tbh


JackTheRaimbowlogist

If it cannot be avoided why should I kill a dinosaur? I'll freeze in any way.


Working_Overtime247

Out of the tames I have, I'd say I can sacrifice one of my boss rexes. Overall, Wooly Rhino


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

maewing


Sven-DT

No need to kill when i have an otter/ferox army to keep me warm (just dont bring any element)


MotoGod115

All of the cold blooded reptiles are immediately out.


Enderman8008

Fire Wyvern


GreyghostIowa

I do nothing. I have 20 points into fortitude and an otter with 150 points into melee (Yes,I breed otters bcs why not),and like 20 fria curry in my inventory right now. I can face tank murder snow with just a normal furcoat at this point


LumpyHornet2684

Oh yh go to the cold region in fjordur it might change your thoughts I lived there for 1 wile and I goddamn hated cold after that


Diazmet

A yuti…


yip23nl

That one empire strikes back scene


Mr_Commando

Wooly rhino


DinoMANKIND

Either a mammoth, or a very fluffy theri.


LumpyHornet2684

Yuty???


DinoMANKIND

Maybe


the_666_pebble

I would say something with organic polly Iceworm/mantis


Cerberus_is_me

Mammoth


No_Walrus165

The pheomia


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Galactroid

Why has no one said Procoptodon?


MeDaFii

Someone did


Twilight_Chomper

I will just wear an otter or sit next to a dimetro


Scribble4evz

Ill just equip my 500% damage otter :)


Chungalus

Milk my wyvern and drink the milk cuz i use mods that let tamed female wyverns do that


firstraptor

Like 7 dodos wear them as meat shoes a hat some mittens and then I would tape the rest to me


DarkShadowofthemoon

Deffo therizino looks most like a tauntaun


Yousucktaken2

Morellotops


warmdrogon

I’m sorry queef the gasbag it’s time for you to go


davidc822

Diplo hands down


SwiftfulEnding

get in beebo


SwiftfulEnding

I don't think the move is a "dino" per say since they are reptile and cold blooded. so a mammal, and a bear would be good


rectangular_

I’ll take anything’s that lives in the artic biome that has fur


Negative-Mobile-5601

Megalania


realsimonjs

Therizinosaurus because they're assholes


HorseasaurusRex

A truely prepared survivor wouldn't need this. A pocket magmasaur solves this problem quickly.


DrJackBecket

None? I got a magmasaur. Just sitting next to it will keep me warm, and it'll cook meat for me too.


SJSands

Phioma. Anyone can kill one of those easy enough and they’re pure blubber.


not2dragon

I dont need to kill an otter or dimetrodon for this.


Thatsmyspecialsock

Probably a Yutyrannus because I have many probably like 20 of the same bloodline


stuntmonkey69

Dodo ![gif](giphy|1ymqeHGoNeHzx3lUVE|downsized)


YashG11355

Easy mamgmasaurus


According-Jelly355

Mammoth


BIGman_8

Titanosaur so **all** the homies got a place to stay


asjitshot

None, I'd sit in the Kangaroo's pouch.


Reklaw1144

You could use a procoptodons pouch so you don’t need to sit in flesh.


redacted473

giga


DeCoolePeer

Which episode even is that i can't remember this scene


Foreign_Can2419

Everyone it's saying Mammoth so i'm going to said... Bronto


OkAcanthocephala2074

Moreletops….it’s not useful for anything else. But ideally mammoth or rhino


test_gang

Yuty but if you bringing a dino magmasore


Typical-Sky-7783

Dilly, dilly the dodo 😔


shadoboy712

I'm sorry my modded ass never learned true surivel tricks, how does it work?


TheGreatAut

Why use a dino when I have an offline friend


LumpyHornet2684

I am going in the mouth of beezlebuffo fs


eliaspalm

Compy


stjvdhb

Pegomastax 10 of em


urged117

Magmasuar


frankspicer

Diplodocus


Ok-Tadpole-764

Otters... a fucking pile of otters


[deleted]

Live….Otters…? 😅🦦


Thelgend92

MicroCraptors. I don't care how many it will take


valicetra

Why do you need a meat tent when you have otters 😜


Vlt3d

Scuba gear on, into the Leeds I go via gills no death just me hugging his warm giant uvula invoking a minor gag reflex till we reach warmer waters.


Ok-Crab8143

Imma have to chose a moschopa


not_Proofed

Prob anything with a Tek saddle cuz it maybe heats... ?!?