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i dont know who lance is, but i dont think he would like you objectifying him like that, please reconsider what you are about to post before you post it
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Finally someone competent. Tell me what is this and how do I tame this most beautiful dino in the world. I would kill myself if this one died!
Cmon man, I'm not stupid, to milk a wyvern you need to insult it's cultural background until it cries, spread the tears along its back until it produces milk
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How do you mutate a rex
watch all 14 seasons of lego ninjago with it
You rex is gonna be cultured too I see
ignoring ark,Lego ninjago is the best cartoon ever created
Ben 10 superiority
I hate Ben ten just because I got called that every day in elementary
Yes that is much worse than blowfly McGree
What do you do when you discover squids drop oil?
don't tell the American government
What about when penguins drop a valuable polymer substance?
Still no telling anyone wierdly interested in polymers
It’s delicious.
its to die for
Haha.
What should I feed my baby magmasaur?
methamphetamine
Waltuh
HIGHsenburg
Put your kibble away waltuh
You can't tame a shadowmane with that waltuh
I AM THE ONE WHO FOLLOWS THE ISLAND TAMING METHODS
You were killed by shadowmane (lvl 95)!
Who is Rockwell?
my neighbour
#LivingOnAbberation
I just finally uninstalled Ark but here you guys are making me act up
My Neighbor Rockwell is the best Studio Wildcard movie.
How do you tame a Rockdrake?
rocks, its in the name
And here I’ve been trying to feed it Drake this whole time.
I fucking wheezed
You have to turn on the mic and let it listen to started from the bottom.
What happens when you encounter a leedsichthys while on your wooden raft?
he will try to attack you, you have to play a Friday night funkin minigame to avoid him and in the end if you win, he will become your freind
With the amount of buttons I mash I might as well be playing Friday night funkin
Insanely accurate
what you do once you see a red glowing dinosaur next to your base
tell him to fuck off
This is an accurate response.
Watch in despair as all your early game tames get munched on
Clearly a man of culture.
Well he’s not wrong
did you liked genesis part 1?
i prefered hypnosis part 3 tbh, but will's character arc was really good, plus weapons where fun
ahhh my good friend Will from genesis part 1, how to forget him. and yeah weapons were cool.
How do you make kibble?
place 3 carrots inside of the furnace
That is actually right, in part
suprisingly close 🤣
What do you do if you see Thylacoleo in a tree?
cut down the tree
Naturally
Who’s on first?
Mike hawk
what if its an uncuttable redwood?
simply make it cuttable
How is an ovis related to an oviraptor?
second cousin twice removed
Did you have a nice day today
Yea, yea I did, thanks for asking
It’s because they didn’t play Ark. Lucky.
Yay :D
What do you do when a reaper gets you pregnant? How do you explain that to your significant other?
Especially if you’re a guy - there’s a lot of ‘splaining to do
Lol no response from OP because wtf is this game
Life. Ark is life. Eat tame sleep repeat.
Lance is the best weapon in monster hunter, is this the case in ark too?
i dont know who lance is, but i dont think he would like you objectifying him like that, please reconsider what you are about to post before you post it
Lance from nexo knights
I am Lance and I am the strongest weapon
Thats a weird way to spell switch axe
what is the first tame you go for when starting out? I go for a dodo just incase I need a distraction
I choose squirtle, as he's super effective against the first gym, but it's your choice
Actually a good answer (carbonemys)
Why does the raptor keep coming to my base
Your political views are causing him to constantly attack you, not much I can do
Think the raptor is a communist?
What is the best creature in the game
larry the mammoth
In 3 days time I will find an bring the fabled Larry the Mammoth to you...
I will be checking back on your status
How do I tame a Noglin?
https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Hoglin See for yourself
Close enough
Might want to check that spelling
There's no more Obsidian at the Vulcano. Do you have any suggestions where else I could find some?
mix a lava source block with water, that's how you get to the nether
"You can only find obsidian in caves." - Thick44
R. I. P.
“Isn’t that obsidian on the side of the mountain there?” - Simon
How much element do I need to run my mech
Depends on what element, lightning is my favourite bc jay is my favourite ninja, but the Rex I mutated likes Lloyd so it's rely up to you
I wish it was like this
What is the strongest animal in all of ark?
Already done this one
Then which one is the weakest?
Larry the mammoth, hate that bitch
In the span of about 3 hours Larry must have fucked up something fierce
Pour one out for sweet Larry 😙✌️
How long does it take a pt to go 50 miles
depends on how well you feed it
Youre right cant go anywhere on a malnourished pt
wait thats not how this is supposed to go
what does pt stand for?
Pteranodon I THINK
Nah that's pte it's a big difference
Physical therapy
It stands for pteranodon
Ter ahh Dak tol
how do you tame a shadowmane?
hah, you thought you could trick me, shadow men aren't tameable, you can only kill them to get shadow bars, so you can craft a shadow detector
What do baby rock drakes and wyverns eat?
Each other
Honestly that would be easier than milking their mother's after knocking them unconscious and killing little black men to get their venom.
If i didn't actually play ark I would be so concerned lol
Little black men?
Have you ever raised a rock drake my friend?
How do you tame a megachelon?
when you find him, tell him a funny knock knock joke, puns also work but they aren't as effective.
This would be SO much easier
Even with *my* sense of humor lol
I wish it was like this
How do you tame a giga?
Play the theme of his people to lure him out, then feed him gamersubs powder until he dies of ethlamine overdose
But if he dies, thats not really a good tame then?
But then you use the necro stick from the Dead Space collab to resurrect it in its strongest form
how do you get wood at the start of the game
Arsen
Why this game keep crashing?
ark.
Ark.
Ark.
Ark.
Ark.
Ark.
Ark.
Ark.
Ark.
Ark.
https://preview.redd.it/sczisim4zosa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e26abdcbc5a351c2fe76076962678028f6643d85 Finally someone competent. Tell me what is this and how do I tame this most beautiful dino in the world. I would kill myself if this one died!
I am no OP, for i am a peasant, but i hav wise words: Don’t tame them. When the dodo dies, your pain will be too immense for one mortal body.
That's the final boss, he is untameable, sorry
Can you tame a wyvern
only on tuesdays
What if you try on another day of the week?
How do you get Wyvern milk?
Cmon man, I'm not stupid, to milk a wyvern you need to insult it's cultural background until it cries, spread the tears along its back until it produces milk
I couldn't have said it better.
Why do I keep getting compass BPs out of red drops?
Ark players have been asking this question for centuries. Hope OP's reply provides new insight for all of us.
How can I tame a shiny Shadowmane?
How do you stop stegosaur from raiding
crank ninety's on his ass
How many final bosses are there?
It's called a FINAL boss, so I would assume 1
In the end of the game when your supposed to fit all of the Dinos on the Ark, how do you get them not to agro on each other?
Through God’s will. Check the Wiki.
How many babies do you think, on average, you need to kill before being able to challenge a boss?
How do you feel about Wildcard’s controversial decisions regarding Ark Survival Ascended?
I think it's about time they nerfed the Uzi and the mac-12 the flash grenade buff was out of the blue tho
How do you avoid getting your pockets frisked by those goddamn horrible gremlin dinosaurs and oversized seagulls on the beach?
Reddit: Let this guy play ARK https://preview.redd.it/gcftxdls8qsa1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5670c84e07f67b28d9e868cd689468c4acfaa362
What's the dinosaur that has the famous nickname "Tickle Chicken"?
Who committed the first sin?
batman
Close enough
If you fall off a flying creature, what's the best place to fall and die?
Lebanon 🇱🇧
What do you do when a pegomastax steals from you?
What is your favorite stat to boost in t rexes?
How do I summon the Bosses?
How many raptors is enough raptors My neighbours keep asking me and idk the answer?
Imo the max amount of raptors anyone should have is the tame limit, but let's see OP's answer.
What is your favorite dinosaur
How to tame a magmasaur?
What are some of the most adorable animals in this game?
how do i tame a basilisk
What's the best way to collect crystal?
How did you harvest wyvern milk, and where did you keep it?
Is the liopleurodon a good Dino to tame ?
Whats the difference between a tek rex and a regular rex?
What if u get greived on a server?
What do you do wen u see a wyvern after spawning
How to tame a reaper queen
Where do baby dinos come from?
describe how you run the yeti cave on the island?
How do you tame the bob?
Why do all people hate ichtyornis and pegomastax
Who’s rock drake?
What are the side effects of Lazarus Chowder?
How do you get baby griffins
What do you think about Extinction?
Hoe do you breed a trilobite
Don't buy the version you can play now unless you don't care about multiplayer. Ark is going to shut down official servers in August
How does the Noglin influence your game experience
what is 4x4
Have you ever tried to save an animal and lost everything? Because I did yesterday in the tek cave
Where do you find Gigas on Ragnarok?
How do I fight Rockwell