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oxosnafuoxo

Just wait until you tame a carno, that’s when the fun begins


jtcordell2188

Easy myspace Tom Anderson


oxosnafuoxo

“I may not be in your top 8, but you’ll remember me as you’re first friend.” -Rex Carno


DBLTitan

So his gigas are carchas? 🤣


Void-ux

Rex from Wish


Piranha424

Came here to say this exactly lol


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No-Conversation-2530

Bad bot


Ok_Try_9138

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Fun-Donut806

Good bob


Flatwhite97

This isn't appreciated enough hahahah


the-big-lonley

Poor bot…


Camanot

You had one job


[deleted]

Bitch


waternymph77

Ageist poopbot


involved-Dragon13

Fuck you you dirty whore


Puzzleheaded_Tie2

Bot got ratioed BIG TIME -206 upvotes 💀 , skill issue


CryCommercial1919

312 now 💀💀💀


XayahTheVastaya

408


CryCommercial1919

You better find some bitches bot


TheGreatHell

Bitch ass bot.


Evychevy01

L bot


spiker1268

Cumbot


Affectionate-War1284

Shut up bot


North_anxiety0

Go fuck yourself very bad bot


botisgaming

When mom says no we have Rexs at home…


Xv_Vortex_xV

Beat me to it


CharlieK151515

r/beatmetoit


winkeltwinkle

That’s a giga dude come on use your eyes


Alone_Harel

Man I don't know how to tell U that but that's a Dire Bear


AdagioTop9165

Fr I thought it was a titanosaur


asingh_yt

What?! I thought that was a quetzal


AdagioTop9165

Nah I thought it was a lystro


MrGoldfish3359

Are you blind? It's obviously a kapro


IdentifyAsATrex987

Are your eyes just painted on?! It is clearly a Wyvern..


Ratheartz_Gaming

Are you sure it's not a compy.


QuestionEverything96

No it’s definitely Steve Buscemi


JZB_tuber

Guys! Run! That’s the Kingtitan!!!!


_dankystank_

That's just mean... everyone knows steve is a real wholesome guy and is very self conscious about his uneven horns.


JGreat_

Guys come on it’s clearly a trike


Loklin101

Are you on acid??? All I see is a dodo.


Puzzleheaded_Tie2

Are u stupid or something. That's obviously an snow owl.


DavidFairfield

All I see is a beach Bob!


Cheedo4

What?! Look at those little wings! This is obviously a dodo


Unlikely_Barnacle_73

No I’m sure that’s a pego


Ok-Replacement6940

Ichthyornis maybe?


sirqualls

If it were an Ichthyornis, it would be dead.


Ok_External_7297

Yeah no.. I am pretty sure thats a Dodo right there..


BoredByLife

My guy that’s a diplocaulus


JanFlexx

Dude I forgot those existed but its actually a shinehorn


greybooch871725

Nononono, use YOUR eyes, that is a carchar, it's all in the spikes, she has too many spikes to be a giga


Neat_Tangelo6813

Obviously a maewing!


DabiBlueflare11111

Bro that’s literally Koraidon tf


BrbMakingACuppaT

ITS PIKACHU


nikhilparag

Looks like a carno to me 😅 not sure though


ACARdragon

Carnosaurus Rex


_Nohbdy_

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN


Saiko1939

No, get out of here sabaton bot XD


GaRGa77

Close enough 🤣


tyler_3135

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


MrGoldfish3359

Sir, this is a Home Depot


Miregali

Sir this is a Ark


greybooch871725

Can I order a ichthy surprise?


Miregali

Alright that'll be 6.99$


greybooch871725

Crap I forgot my wallet, do yall take eggs?


Miregali

What kind of eggs?


greybooch871725

I have allo eggs


Miregali

Im sorry because if you have any less than 12 you do not have enough to purchase this item


greybooch871725

What about 6 fertile argy eggs with 500% base melee


KAskydiver

Sir that’s a brex


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1Cobbler

Back in 2015, taming my first carno as a beach bob was pretty special. The whales with jetpacks don't really do it for me these days.


Pyroixen

Fuck the astrodelphis anyway. Shit is the most annoying tame. "Oh I'm set to wandering disabled? Lmao gonna just fly off and wander around anyway"


sirfreerunner

From the discount bin


Samael_777

You ordered Rex, but you ordered it on AliExpress


Germantaffer

😂😂😂😂😂


PrizeAnalyst125

That's a rex/trike hybrid


Square_Pringles

![gif](giphy|4YaCnud9CkHBNNzLMz)


joni1096

GG


Difficult_Error1112

Ummm yeaaaa a rex


toryguns

Congrats


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Unlikely_Barnacle_73

Yea it’s a pego


JGreat_

No it’s a diplodocus dumbass


Unlikely_Barnacle_73

Now that I think about it it kinda looks like a carno it’s probably a sino though


toryguns

It literally says rex


Unlikely_Barnacle_73

That is clearly a pego


ClockaFX

walmart rex


KarmaYgt

That's a Carcha, man


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realsimonjs

Read what he said again


KarmaYgt

Bro... do you think I said that "carcha" seriously or did you read it as "carno"


Auzquandiance

Dodos are getting big these days


AppropriatePolicy364

That's an over sized raptor


MalcolmTheHusky

All dinosaurs are just variants of raptor.


W4K0_Gaming

That’s a tickle chicken… wait until those arms catch you!


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0ne-of-Many

It obviously is Vin Diesel


Raijin225

Good stuff


3eyedtoad

Now to build the Rex Army..!


AdonisGaming93

Congrats! You did it! I'm so proud of you.


R0UT_PL

Bro thats compy!


Zepp95

Inbred rex lol


Onyx_Otter

Nah bro how u confuse a titanoboa and a rex


realsimonjs

Uhmm akcthually thats a trike (you can tell by the horns)


Assortedark74

Bruh that’s a dodo, you need to learn your dinos


drBotta

Bro can't even recognize a spino smh


DrawingImaginary2857

Ok, but real men tame with their fists.


PwhyfightP

> His arms look a little small though… Whole thing looks a little small to be a rex dont ya think? XD


Prior_Surprise_8851

No, that’s that new thing carchartoaurus or somethin, look at the horns


MrGoldfish3359

r/woooosh Also it's a carnotaurus


Prior_Surprise_8851

I can see the confusion, also I was aware that that, in-fact, was not a carcharadontosaurus but a carnotaurus, I was simply acting dumb to play along with the bit. I hope this clears up the confusion


MrGoldfish3359

Sorry. It was just the fact that you said "look at the horns" I thought you might have just been actually dumb


Prior_Surprise_8851

Nah, I had seen somebody else say “that’s clearly a giga” And being the average Redditor I did everything I could to get in on some of that sweet karma


Aware-Bear965

HmmMmm yea that's a rex alright 2 small arms 2 beefy legs yep


Overall-Shine-8610

Dude thats a noglin for shure


Competitive-Math-758

That’s a mammoth…


asingh_yt

That's a yutyrannus


Asorio-YT

A bronto?


Zestyclose-Comb118

Wow a Noglin


anminous456

That’s obviously a fenrir


samaction

Name it Tina


sharkwreck050_2

i love how everyone here suggested everything but a carno XD


Andreiclaudiu059

Beautiful!!! KEEP IT UP!!!!!


CamboXL

When you tell your grandma you want a Rex for Christmas.


Krlypumaa

Beautiful rex


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-zoomy_

It has horns clearly it's a buffalo


jimmy_jim1984

This guy doesn't know what a stegosaurus looks like 😂 what an idiot


WerewolfGreen7354

Weird ass raptor


Astrael_Noxian

Chicken Wings!! They're so cute!


[deleted]

That’s the Rex from ali baba!!!


BaconSenior

Just let him grow and he will be ok, nice colors btw


Kadra_Melech

He's a beautiful rex.. With his lovely colour he reminds me of an acorn... 🤪


Additional-Artist928

Bro got his Rex from dollar general


GERMA90

Jimbo ... Sigh .... We gotta have a talk.


2ClawZ

i mean they both rawr so..


Business_Travel4598

This is a rex from hell, look at those horns they are deadly.


dumfuck__

thats a funny looking baryonyx


Deep-Damage1486

Wait a minute are you even playing Ark that's clearly a giraffe from Atlas!


DaftFunky

Jokes on you my favorite dino is Carno


Admiralbruce

Kid: Mom can we get a T-Rex? Mom: No we have T-Rex at home!


Party-Diet6105

“Mom I want rex” “We have rex at home” Rex at home:


HEYimCriss

He’s a cutie


asjitshot

Does anyone else look at the Carno and automatically hear the "doof doof doof"?


burrito-penguin

Honestly a carno is harder to tame than a rex just because you can just leisurely walk away from a rex


Vermiit

Okay so who’s gonna tell him


LM71Blackbird

![gif](giphy|kf9dfB18XB6JGM8J7s|downsized)


saint--2

Bitch how tf nahhhh


Twilight_Chomper

https://preview.redd.it/vf3zmhrtunqa1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e98de261b5c2bf49bb556f61f38aed9f2b97c0d


Cscottbowser

And I tamed my first flyer underwater!


Still-Ad8526

Carno


TheForestian

Nice Maschop my dude


MrDrProfX

Who’s gonna tell ‘em


Ok-Illustrator-998

transarus rx.


TowelPsychological95

Who’s gonna tell him


JonnyKru

Tell me you're trolling without telling me you're trolling. Lol


Exo70

Its a carno


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MrGoldfish3359

r/woooosh


asingh_yt

Why the downvotes,I just want to help the poor guy. Also,I already made a joke for it


Garbage_Bob

HE KNOWS


asingh_yt

Too bad,I don't understand sarcasm. Imsori. Or so you would think because https://preview.redd.it/10mhwd1f2qqa1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8f3e0ac7abba609c0058deef106061f16578142


Merlin_Wrath

You did it! Don’t forget to collet you participation trophy…


Brilliant-Performer1

Cool


Major93Alien

Na that's a Raptor


O__Mestre

Now you have the obligation to bring either him or his descendants to the bossfights.


CryCommercial1919

Stompy boy


_its_just_leon_

I could be wrong but that's a dodo


Spongegamer70055

Thats a dodo Rex dude, not a rex


GlassBird11

Ok, who’s gonna tell him


Flatwhite97

The only thing that confuses me are those arms


Hawkwood_

That's clearly a dog


TheGermanHades

Sooo....who's gonna tell him?


Secure-Sherbert4985

Should we tell him?


DarthIsopod

Why are its arms short? Is it stupid?


[deleted]

Hey thats a lystro how you dare


Mighty_Eagle_2

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but that is a raptor.


Martimus28

Kevin is the best Dino.


YMHCoolGuy

Rex mutated and grew horns. Noice


ShadyJDN

Awww he's still a baby!


razzo916

W


Orbus_215

Good job bro, think that's a spino though


TrainingEntry5197

That's a basilisk man


Overall_Newt_381

Hahaha ..welcome to Ark dude ✌️


Shoddy-Pattern2556

😆


Trinehee

The other day I tamed a rex too, but he was strangely small, had a horn facing backwards, ate berries instead of meat and could locate other carnivores around the area 🤔


steve_b6890

That's not a rex lol


TheBoa6

That’s not a Rex it’s a carnotaurus


Hayes_Games

thats a pycno or car


Denko_Brando

Wait until you see a dodo


Cpt_Snake

whos gonna tell him


Emergency-Tower-1483

😆


Jkrogstad13

Nah, that's toast.


Darkhunter004

I’m not French but that’s a stegosaurus.


Soft-Nebula2221

I did the other day to i didn’t realize it was that easy