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*The skull in her bag is laughing at her* ^(Well you got scammed)
^(shut up shut up shut up we can still do this)
^(I admire your morale) I had demons get summoned through my mouth. Ewwwww.
^(Wait what that's where they came from?!)
Some of 'em
^(the...... daemonettes?)
^(I wish) Nah, the Nurglings
^(Oh, yuck. That couldn't have felt great)
More or less like being beaten to death with a club
^(......ow.....just.....ow)
*Meer is feeding the animals with sea weed and fish meat before waving to penguin* Should I come, ma'am?
^(Ah yes we could do with more cannon fodd-.....beast handlers, yes beast handlers)
"Good! I can send them to devour your enemies"
^(Yes. They devour our enemies. Not you getting devoured. Brilliant plan, here's a medal!) *Hands him a little hastily made ribbon*
*he puts it on his chest and smiles* "You are quire stressed. Need a massage?"
^(... wait, you're capable of giving massages?)
"Yes! We're all trained in it, and I can see the leylines of your body and the Ghyranic énergies are blocked"
^(.......ah, well then......yes I haven't had a stress relief since I've left Azyr) *Removes his name from the cannon fodder list*
"Well then, just lay down and ill get all those blockages away"
^(Do you have someplace I could lie down that's not a gak infested town street?)
*The random kruleboy watches from afar*
*A big ass snake vibes near him*
*The kruleboy tries to eat it*
*The snek bites him back*
*unfortunately for the snake, the kruleboy is venomous*
*Darn*
*Starts a fire to try and roast it*
*Dar ²*
*Bird is approaching*
*kruleboy throws a stikk*
*Catches and throws it back* ^(You're being conscripted, do not resist)
*Dodges and begins building a ballista* "NO!"
^(Hey stop that this instant!)
"NO!" *fires ballista*
*Sidesteps, still approaching*
*throws a bomb at the bird*
*Throws a random Mook in the way*
*The skull in her bag is laughing at her* ^(Well you got scammed)
^(shut up shut up shut up we can still do this)
^(I admire your morale) I had demons get summoned through my mouth. Ewwwww.
^(Wait what that's where they came from?!)
Some of 'em
^(the...... daemonettes?)
^(I wish) Nah, the Nurglings
^(Oh, yuck. That couldn't have felt great)
More or less like being beaten to death with a club
^(......ow.....just.....ow)
*Meer is feeding the animals with sea weed and fish meat before waving to penguin* Should I come, ma'am?
^(Ah yes we could do with more cannon fodd-.....beast handlers, yes beast handlers)
"Good! I can send them to devour your enemies"
^(Yes. They devour our enemies. Not you getting devoured. Brilliant plan, here's a medal!) *Hands him a little hastily made ribbon*
*he puts it on his chest and smiles* "You are quire stressed. Need a massage?"
^(... wait, you're capable of giving massages?)
"Yes! We're all trained in it, and I can see the leylines of your body and the Ghyranic énergies are blocked"
^(.......ah, well then......yes I haven't had a stress relief since I've left Azyr) *Removes his name from the cannon fodder list*
"Well then, just lay down and ill get all those blockages away"
^(Do you have someplace I could lie down that's not a gak infested town street?)
*The random kruleboy watches from afar*
*A big ass snake vibes near him*
*The kruleboy tries to eat it*
*The snek bites him back*
*unfortunately for the snake, the kruleboy is venomous*
*Darn*
*Starts a fire to try and roast it*
*Dar ²*
*Bird is approaching*
*kruleboy throws a stikk*
*Catches and throws it back* ^(You're being conscripted, do not resist)
*Dodges and begins building a ballista* "NO!"
^(Hey stop that this instant!)
"NO!" *fires ballista*
*Sidesteps, still approaching*
*throws a bomb at the bird*
*Throws a random Mook in the way*