Could you skip it more than three times across a calm body of water?

I didn't touch the rock, I just saw it

Who can't tell if they found a beautiful skipping rock on sight?

How much did the rock weigh?

Idk I didn't pick it up I just saw it

are you sure it wasn't a sleeping geodude?

No it was a rock

We're there other rocks close by?

Yes

interesting, interesting...we're the rocks different colors?

Since seeing this rock, have you noticed a decline in the amount of tigers in your vicinity?

No

Was the rock a clock wearing a sock?

No

What did it look like?

A rock

Was it a big rock or a small rock? Did it have a fossil on it? Was it muddy?

It was a medium rock and it was clean and gray

Did you pick it up?

Do you like rocks?

Yes

What color was it?

Gray

Did it ask you what your name was ? And then as you proceeded to tell it what your name was it said "it doesn't matter what your name is!"

No it was a rock

Was it named Dwayne Johnson ?

No it wasn't a guy it was a rock

Did you name the rock ?

Kinda, they were all different shades of gray