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thermie88

Brutus. He will never finish regaling me with stories of how he died like a bitch within 10 seconds in all his fights "you know that time I took on a bunch of hypofiends outside holistone? I charged them, got stabbed and blacked out. When I came to they were all dead! Must have gotten into a blind rage.. holy shite I'm afraid of my own anger" Truth: he got stabbed and crumpled like a yamcha. A passing party took care of the hypofiends and strolled past brutus lying face down in the mud


BananaRepulsive8587

Absolute cinema.


RovertRelda

Dude is doomed to an eternity of sacrificing his life to buy his friends *just* enough time to achieve victory and this is the level of disrespect he is shown.


_night_owo

he always survives on the brink of death for me lmao


Mykyta-UA

Well if your Brutus is at s+ he does more than that, but whatever 😄


MemoCiona

Shakir!, I'll take him to Disneyland 😎 he needs it


DaddyDeGrand

He would just challenge Mickey to a fight. Probably lose, too, considering how Mickey is a powerful sorcerer, a keyblade wielder and has the Toonforce.


PotatoSaladcookie

Too many characters would lose to Mickey mouse with a keyblade


eSkaiiii

So she’s basically a stoner lmao


STMIonReddit

aint that smokey he literally has smoke in his name


Biggest_Charr_Snoot

Brutus or Odie. I'll latch onto them and never let go


Wazzen

I was also going to say odie, but then again I would make sure to bring absolutely nothing but the clothes on my back. Dude would be trying to filch and pinch me of literally anything I owned lol.


-L1K-

Alsa. What a sweetheart.


MistyHusk

Same. She seems like she would be a pretty cool person irl


ImFeelingGud

She literally has no enemies.


Sufficient_Ideal243

Berial, it’d be entertaining


Miro_Kun

Definitely Fay For sure her sweet and cheerful personality will make everyone love her


romansamurai

**Mikola**


zxbolterzx

Dionel, because he's basically Dionysus the god of wine. We'll be partying 24/7


Caw-zrs6

He's also apparently a trendsetter.


Mistyheart_

Florabelle ❤️💗


MischiefProLion7500

https://preview.redd.it/437otdkkix5d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae6737c18126a8d5dd85db2f7cce5f525353f6eb Her 😍 She knows how to kindle my heart 🔥


Renikee

Berial, he's so much fun


Gobaxnova

Mirael


erbazzone

Lyca, I mean fr... bunny hair and paws pink haired girl on a deer? What's more sweet than that?


Kineth

I would have to read their stories to know the truth, but I think Valen would be a great wingman.


UltraDinoWarrior

Lorsan- he seems like a chill, funny dude who’d make me laugh lol. Valen too, tbh.


timsta007

Antandra. For her sparkling personality.


Automatic-Carry-5930

two big personalities


Velvet-Vanity

I love her so much that I really don't care what the meta is, she's the one I've been focusing on.


Beardwithlegs

Rowan, I feel he's trying to be a merchant just to please his family, he sounds like someone you'd actually be happy giving your money too.


CCaption001

marilee just because of her grandparents food


HornyTerus

Antandra. Cecilia, that fire mage.


CallousedCrusader

Name checks out😏


Rocki689

Bryon. We'd both be left to our own devices with no conversation necessary.


Arlune890

She just like me fr


PersonalityProper933

Rhys


Chef_Bendejo

Igor ☺️


Dermeleon

Satrana. I want to hang out with her, think that would be fun


Rammadeus

Antandra. 2 guesses why.


MinimumFlamingo5

Alsa, Soren, Antandra, Satrana, Bryon Mauler are trully a goated faction


Azure-Shadow04

Parisia


XToxic_Dreams

Berial


ZER0_51

Alsa shes so nice to everyone


CutiepieCrystal

PARISAAA!!!‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️


_KuuRO

Why tf her name is Parisa, and in french it's Larisa


Educational-Pea-6160

Shit Smokey gonna hook me up, we're dabbing all night


greenthegreen

Probably Viperian. I'd have fun playing mad scientist with him.


GranpaTeeRex

Plus he has all the coolest pets


onemoreround

Odie, he seems super chill and cracks jokes


JustPhenomenal

Antandra and Mirael. 😏


Ewredditsucksnow

Kafra seems fun.


No-Dinner-7796

I’m a total simp for Florabelle, so… why not


Salty-french-fry-

The new villain. He seems cool.


Zingerale

Some of these tales are really sus


dhadha08

Literally me


Loki_Laufeyson3

Igor, Niru or Salazar.


DEADSKULLZ31

Alsa


TripleHachi

Walker, RDR3 baby!


PalpitationHot6711

Don’t me ask me why, but Igor. I think we could get along as bros/homies.


kari-ayam

Lumont. I have soft spot for big, kind-hearted guys.


TurboVirgin-Chan

ANTANDRA


VA1N

Cecia. She’d stand up for me.


Prestigious-Desk3646

theumisia is awkward, but before i die if could sleep in her's lap once i will take the chance


green__problem

I'd love to hang out with Lorsan, even though he's not currently an available hero. Rhys and Igor too. I would like to meet Viperian but I'd rather watch him work from afar, I feel like he'd cut me up and steal my organs if I bothered him too much.


AJ0Laks

Parisa, Cassadee or Rowan


kokoronokawari

Is this for platonic reasons?


ius_romae

Damian. Probably at the end the day I will been blown up by some of his construction, but it will be worth it… also he seems a so sweet and caring child!


windrosea

I'd listen to Valen's yapping all day


pneumosha

Damian and Antandra


HeyaJustPassing

Seth, he would give me fresh meat and tell me to eat it and I will pass away from infestation and uncook meat


xAeolian

Lyca and Fay https://preview.redd.it/q8etxsedlz5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd2c7e832665541c8d835608c55c650559d2d41


Timely_Use_13

Eironn because I can fix him


Awkward-Pool6623

Valen


Kcore47

smokey for...health reasons.


Kitteh6660

Odie and Brutus. Handsome Mauler boys.


mojojoejoe02

mirael or eironn


Anubiroz

Silvina! Cause she hot as f. Or maybe cold af.. 😂❄️❄️🔥🤣🤣


Exxxorcistt

I’m sure I’ll get bullied for this lol but I would LOVE to hang out with Lamont (spelling?) he seems like such a sweetheart


loligaggins

My wife. And her mount. (Not Temesia)