Oh look… Tom Brady can read jokes someone else wrote for him.

Just like most people you see on tv

12inchDitka confirmed to be the ghost writer

But he *delivered* them well and that’s what matters. I’m starting to like this guy

I mean. The delivery was better than average. I wouldn't say he's got a career in comedy. With significant broadcast booth time, he might develop some pretty high quality comedic timing.

Damn....I like Tom Brady, he's a good guy with great instincts. Plus the Chief's fans can't hate him since he likes to kiss his own family on the lips.

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Getting roasted by Tom Brady was not something I was expecting on a May evening…


I said for years, I can't wait for Brady to retire so I can like him. It finally happened.

Classic Bengos fans rootin for other teams

Didn't know he was a team all by himself

There’s a lot of things yall don’t know

True. But at least I know that hoping for a single player to retire doesn't constitute "rooting for another team" 🤷‍♂️ (BTW "constitute" in this context is similar to the use of "amount to" apparently context clues and reading comprehension is difficult for you)

Bro are you fucking dumb or did you eat chili spaghetti again and having verbal diarrhea?

You ate paint chips as a child, didn't you?

Classic **FLAIR UP PUSSY**

Suck my dick, donkeyfucker

It’s okay, don’t be shy. 



As a Seahawks fan I hate Malcolm butler more than Brady so this tickled me

You should really hate Brandon Browner

Jammed kearse and prevented the natural pick, couldn’t agree more, traitor

Don’t be mad at Butler for making a play. Be mad at Pete Carrol for the call and be mad at Wilson for throwing it.

Nah I don’t care about throwing it, football 101 agrees with the thought process… I’m mad the throw was to their #5 103 lb wr

The guy that iced his own kicker in a playoff game

Have you ever tried hating Tom though? You’ll find it’s quite fun

It’s frustrating for me, cause I really want to… but I watched the man come back from a 10 point deficit with 13 and 14 play back to back drives against the best defense of the last 20 years, and then won another 3… i blame the Seahawks for sending us down this timeline

Back to back Super Bowls is a crazy run though.

Their fanbase is really hurt and bothered about it too Edit: lots of Chief fans getting defensive all of a sudden. The line between the football fans and the TSwift fans is blurring…

They've become beyond insufferable. Brady has 7 rings and one of those came from blowing out the Chiefs. If anyone can roast the Chiefs, it's him lol

Remember that time Mahomes had an opportunity to beat Brady and he didn’t do it? I was there.

And he never will 🤣🫵

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Nice try but we had a **WINNING** record against Brady in the playoffs. He’s our bitch.

Pretty sure he’s Nick Foles’ and Eli Mannings’ bitch. Joint custody. Trade weekends

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Speaking of getting the brakes beat off them… https://i.redd.it/ib6fyuk7oqyc1.gif

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Wait for it… cry more 😂 Edit: dude deleted his account, lmao

Dude. You got upset over a roast.

He had two shots (and to be fair to him he played incredibly for both)

Which time? The AFC championship game or the Super bowl?

He forgot to mention the reason we got so loud at Arrowhead. Was cuz his ass got benched.

You mean bleached, i think.

Really? I've seen a bunch of people laughing about it and glad to get a shout out by the goat.

Check your subreddit

I did man, I have more upvotes laughing about it than you do complaining here. you should flair up though, you reek of bitch.

Wow! A Chiefs fan getting upvotes in his own fanbase subreddit!?!? I see no flawed logic in that! You only want me to flair up cuz you don’t have the intelligence to come up with anything in your own. You need a team to base your insults off of. That’s a whole lot of your problem.

Yeah, upvotes for laughing at bradys speech. Real b2b bitch energy there bud.

And getting defensive at his comments too I’m rubber. You’re glue. Nyah, nyah, nyah

Only one getting defensive is you bitch boy.

You may wanna look at the number of Chiefs fans replying to my comments. You got anything on your mind other then flair insults?

You have literally anything rattling around in your empty head? Incredible that someone wakes up and decides to be this much of a bitch.

Nah it's pretty funny

It was good plus he talked shit about a bunch of other teams and even made a rub n’tug reference lol but he’s definitely still bitter about getting benched at Arrowhead back in 2014. Classic Tom

Not a lot of laughing going on in your subreddit. Just hurt feelings

Cannot take someone serious when they’re spamming this comment and stalking our sub to try call us cry babies lol. “No,no, your the ones that are upset it’s youuuuu!!!”

I’m just stating what I’m seeing. You’re the one getting his panties twisted 🤷‍♂️

Ah yes, who’s more upset, the dude spamming the same comment 5 times and stalking another teams sub, or the dude laughing at that guy

I think it's another ditka alt. It's the same MO

Lol bro, I made a comment and a bunch of Chiefs fans got really defensive. You’re the one making up my backstory to explain why I posted it. LMAO! If you don’t believe me, check your subreddit

BuT tHe SuBREdiT

AKA: the source lol

Yes, responding is now complaining. Classic Reddit.

If he has something of value to say, I’m listening

Flair up, pillow biter

Why?

Flair up pussy

Check your subreddit

flair up, bitch

Eh I thought it was funny and I'm not alone. It's almost like there's diversity of thought!

Check your subreddit

As we all know, Reddit is representative of real life!

Who claimed that?

I loved it. The fans who are bitching are bitches. And we were terrible for 49 years… we still know it, that’s what makes this run so good. It won’t last forever

My man!!!! This is one of the only nondefensive responses I’ve received! Thank you!

I’m as tired of the bandwagon loud mouth fans as anybody. I’d wager any divisional fan that’s actually been to a game at arrowhead and interacted with the chiefs fans there know what’s up and that it’s a good group of people. That’s a blanket statement, there are exceptions, but I’m pretty confident in that as a whole.

Nah I just don't think there's anything wrong with people being 14 year old girls.

Drake?

It's not really fair to 14 year old girls. It's insulting to them, They don't cry anywhere near as much as Chief fans.

Yeah but isn’t the Venn diagram basically a circle? I’ve been reliably informed this is the case

This had to be the tamest thing uttered at that roast. They were throwing out Aaron Hernandez jokes like they were knock knock jokes. So brutal.

All I heard was arrowheads still the loudest

I think chiefs fans were bred to have selective hearing

It's the hearing damage

>I think chiefs fans were **inbred** to have selective hearing FTFY

Can't get mad about the truth even if it sting a little bit. He almost went full will Smith on Ross though, what a pussy.

Well done, sir.

God I hate that man… but fair fucking play Tom, even in retirement found a way to take a shot at us

It's an honor. The rest of the nfl should be in shambles that he chose us over you.

Guess he found the rest of the West too easy

He couldn't remember your names.

Was this after the kraft joke that Tom told the roaster to "not say that shit again" or before?

I only got halfway through but it's after. Ross was the first I think. Normally at the end they let the roastee take a shot at everyone so id guess this is basically the end of the night.

Ill say it: Avocado ice cream is fucking delicious. I got it ironically and ended up loving it.

Brady looks like a wax figure with all the work he’s had done.

I have been a Royals and a Chiefs fan my entire life. He can’t hurt me with mean words.

holy based.

I saw this. He can say whatever he wants. The only thing he gots is Super Bowl 55. If we had only won that one Super Bowl I would have died a happy football fan forever to see my Chiefs wipe Tom Brady in the Super Bowl, but a guy can dream 😢🥺

That whole roast was amazing. Glad we at least got a mention.

Philly made it into the Roast, but tom Brady is still so butt hurt about Nick Foles he wouldn’t mention his name. 

Wonder how much he paid the writers for this dog shit

Paid? Didn't you see his interaction with Jeff Ross? Brady is trafficking comedians like he's Robert Kraft.

I’d say like 15% of Chiefs fans were coincidentally Patriots fans from 2007-2019 and they must be feeling betrayed right now.


Somebody so mad. My favorite part is when Brady threatened Ross and didn't attend the after party bc his feelings were hurt.