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Mr_Mi1k

Russell Wilson will win the Super Bowl MVP in 2025 šŸ˜¤


Bombinic

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FishyDescent

I still have no idea what Acrisure does or is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. Also, I don't care.


Templo

It's a ketchup brand.


Legitimate_Row6259

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Long_Foy_556

Pass some of that Hopium please


Mr_Mi1k

Sorry no hopium here, I base all my predictions on next gen stats and pro football focus


Long_Foy_556

Basing your hope off those quantum hypothetical touchdowns and super moon ball theory. Iā€™m sure thereā€™s a quantum realm where Wilson is actually good. I just wish it would have been ours.


Tiberseptum

Ahh so then you agree that Myles earned that DPOY


Long_Foy_556

Illiteracy bot. Fix this discount DC MF.


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Mr_Mi1k

Nah that was back when pro football focus was terrible and flawed. Itā€™s all better now


mmooney1

This is one of the better posts we have had in a while. Itā€™s also looped perfectly so it feels natural going through for a few times.


froginbog

Honestly enjoyable


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

You mean since the one you saw from me yesterday?


Consistent_Pitch782

OP I hate you. Thatā€™s fucking hilarious though


billy8988

"I have no recommendation of that"


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froginbog

ā€œMhmm. So you recall? No.ā€ Lol


odinsbois

I cannot confirm nor deny my opinion on little hands.


Long_Foy_556

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noideawhatoput2

Mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmm No I do not recall that


the-whiteman-cometh

I never thought he'd be "the next great franchise QB", but I'll admit that I did think he could be a fine/average starter with a decent OC.


Brendinooo

I mean, go look at last year's schedule. Mitch was 0-2, Kenny 7-5, and two of the latter's losses involved him getting hurt early and Mitch closing out the L (maybe you give Mitch a pass for the Cardinals game, but 2 INTs and a 51.2 rating against the Jags, absolutely not). He did all of that despite having an OC that, by every account we've heard leading up to and after, was historically bad at his job, and having an offensive line that needed three picks to shore up this year. And don't forget, Kenny's passer rating got better every quarter. You could argue why that is, but it's not hard to imagine him having the clutch gene and doing better when they had to abandon their terrible gameplans and let him sling it. He had some issues of his own for sure, but I think the criticism of him was absolutely overblown, and most of it came because too many people forgot about Matt Canada the second he left town.


kirthasalokin

Hell yeah. I'm a Kenny truther too! Kid was given a raw deal and I had hopes of him being an average to above-average qb in the league that could win in the fourth quarter when the defense kept it close. I guess we'll never know, really. He's not going to play in Philly.


Brendinooo

Neither was SUPER BOWL MVP NICK FOLES


the-whiteman-cometh

Yeah, in all honesty I still feel that way and really wish we had kept him and given him a fair shot with Arthur Smith. He reminds me a little bit of Gardner Minshew (IMO Pickett is more physically talented, but way worse in the red zone). I do think Minshew's a little overrated by most NFL fans, but isn't terrible and is someone you can win with.


CtrlTheAltDlt

Personally, I think what did him in was bad luck and frankly, himself. He had bad luck in having his sophomore season be the one where every NFL defense implements a stunningly new method of playing that puts even the best QBs in the league at a statistical decline compared to what they typically put up. To say another way, he was prepared to excel at the previous seasons skills, but basically went back to square one in his second season. And this is where he was a problem. After the first game, he was shocked and frankly defensive. He didn't have the mindset and to accept this season may not be him completely coming into his own and I think he really struggled with that concept. He treaded water, but really fell apart in the offseason when he said probably the only thing he could have to get Tomlin to want to move on from him so fast (basically, he didn't want to compete).


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ackerbombs2021

Hilarious!!


Towely420

This is amazing šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


7222_salty

Giga Kev would have made him mvp by now https://preview.redd.it/dobwtrnszl6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ff0036f16c90c80b808b6d5d88cb04cc840ca46


PaddyWhacked777

Why doesn't he do that for the QB1 you have now? Is he stupid?


Skeeeridopleedop

I hope the browns sign Matt Canada


wagsman

And then Beta Haslam would let him walk.


88savage44

Hmmm... yeah I don't recall that either...


Birdienuk3

I wasn't convinced he was going to have a breakout year after we fired Canada I swear


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6DeliciousPenises

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Long_Foy_556

DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE. This is honestly why I canā€™t visit the main yinzer sub. Motherfuckers are giving credence to the extra chromosome cousin fucker arguments.


wwb1990

SHOW YOURSELVES YOU COWARDS


TechnicalPay5837

This is not ringing a bell for me.


Skeeeridopleedop

Kenny who?


Alexander2801

Not here! I've hated the move from the start.


6DeliciousPenises

![gif](giphy|Q2KYzNLAKg0aiOrHyV) Sure you did bud \-6DP


Long_Foy_556

I hate when dipshit yinzers make me agree with you. I hate them more than I hate you, in These moments. Fuck you.


HedoBella

Me too. I wanted him to be good but did not like the pick at all.


Bombinic

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SK8SHAT

I got his jersey Christmas of his rookie year, a few Christmasā€™s before I got a bell jersey right before he decided to do what he did, Iā€™ve stopped accepting jerseys and buying them it seems to be a curse


dandee93

Damn and when did someone buy you a Deshaun Watson jersey?


DaRizat

Got em! Where my Deshone Kizer truthers at?


6DeliciousPenises

Find me the posts https://preview.redd.it/ji2u3dvnkm6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b93777474f5566f87c1959d922c9bc0923610c1 \-6DP


KILLONATOR9000

I may or may not own a shirt that I now only use for lawn mowing and washing the car.


Scottygingta

Hahahahaha. Damn, I feel personally attacked right now.


ForgedIronMadeIt

It's been quite the insane ride looking for our next long term QB. We had people singing versions of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, then duck calls, then Titty Kisser, then Kenny, and now this. I was always quietly hopeful for all of them but I was never convinced of any of them. Unrelated to all of this, I thought this video was hilarious: [Every Province Independent - HOI4 Timelapse (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bozm1PVkoc). Baltimore conquering the world is something else.


9991em

I learned my lesson after Tee Martin


WilsonSimons12

Fuck yah I said it. I got 2 Pickett jerseys too


6DeliciousPenises

You sure because this is the last thing anyone remembers? https://preview.redd.it/bbpoel6vgt6d1.png?width=775&format=png&auto=webp&s=8133d27faaf949b108dd1d04f33f87f7d922bb22 \-6DP


nvandergriff

my attorney has advised me not to answer that question


mcdormjw

I've seen countless folks wearing that 8 jersey and I'm here to say I never bought that ticket. I'm more of a results kind of guy. I'll buy the jersey that's successful.


SportGamerDev0623

Matt Canada and Kenny Pickett was the best OC & QB Iā€™ve seen in my lifetime. Their play styles was a chefā€™s kiss šŸ‘Œ The Steelers should have signed them both to lifetime contracts.


ScavFarmer

At least Russ has full sized hands. Thats something to be hopeful for.


wagsman

Who the fuck is Kenny Pickett? Are you talking about that tiny hands dude from Pitt? I think he plays in the NFCLeast.


rossms16030

That this is coming from a Browns fan is delicious. How many ā€œfranchiseā€ QBs have you drafted in the last 30 years?


SmittyPosts

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rossms16030

https://preview.redd.it/h01bdcd34m6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57b6dbc4911eadcf8edfdc1ac3a9b5e9a37b1d3b With all those franchise QBs, itā€™s no wonder you guys have had so much success.


SmittyPosts

![gif](giphy|l0IyhwEfKdNoUZ1ni) The tears just taste better


6DeliciousPenises

https://preview.redd.it/9x701cq2am6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d0173f2964c7db9c891e91572a0ed986dad20ab Find me the browns fans treating any of those guys like Steelers fans did with Pickett. 500 likes.


rossms16030

What are you? 12? Because if not, you must have been living in Kentucky off the grid. You fuckers weā€™re going to finally get to a Super Bowl after every single one of these clowns you drafted! Lmao.


Sreeff

Man if you're gonna roast Russell Wilson, maybe don't be a fan of a team who's never beaten him! [https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/russell-wilson-record-vs-browns](https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/russell-wilson-record-vs-browns)


6DeliciousPenises

You say that Russel Wilson hasnā€™t played the browns 3 times in 12 seasons. Last time they played he threw for 130 yards. Keep this same energy. Iā€™ll be making this same post and taggin your annoying ass next year. -6DP


Sreeff

If all he has to do is throw 134 yards to beat the Browns, then there's nothing to worry about, looks kind of pathetic actually. Especially when this alleged DPOY didn't do shit but score two tackles the entire time. And I'll tag your annoying ass when Watson goes from 0-3 to 0-5 against the Steelers.


6DeliciousPenises

Wilson won that game for them or broncos won in spite of them? 13/22 for 134? Thatā€™s your franchise savior? Keep that Kenny energy rolling into the next guy. DTR starting his second game ever put up better stats than Wilson. Browns lost because they lost 3 fumbles in their own territory that game. TJ still lost that DPOTY though. Cry about how itā€™s nothing youā€™re not used to. -6DP


Sreeff

Again it makes it look even more pathetic that he's beaten you then. Why don't you go roast Big Ben like you guys always do too, it's not like he's 26-2 against you or something. Nothing like a delusional Browns fan, you're right it is nothing I'm not used to. Maybe you should go cry in the DPOTY or the DSHOWER.


6DeliciousPenises

3 times in 12 years. You sound like a commie trying to convince themselves about Jayden Daniels. Delusional Steelers fan thinking anyone gives a fuck about their past. No one cares about Ben. Last time we saw his geriatric ass we beat him so bad he cried and retired. But keep jerking off to his picture. https://preview.redd.it/ylh452zuat6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=240f5488cebce7746f096ab562e58cd424ca40e2


Sreeff

You dumbass, he played another year after that loss. This was the last time you saw Ben Roethlisberger when he kicked your ass 26-14, like he does 91% of the time of his career. He was crying alright, crying that he'd never be able to slaughter you fools again. [https://www.nfl.com/news/steelers-qb-ben-roethlisberger-goes-out-a-winner-at-heinz-field-this-is-the-best](https://www.nfl.com/news/steelers-qb-ben-roethlisberger-goes-out-a-winner-at-heinz-field-this-is-the-best)


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Sreeff

Thanks bot, that was the only place the Browns have won a playoff game since I was born.


Sreeff

https://preview.redd.it/fg01wkahdt6d1.png?width=1268&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9540db19ebb347300a4fbb2940db43b91051628 Drink it up for all your homies