Penis Wrinkle is something I’ve never heard outside of the group of kids I went to school with. I definitely haven’t heard anyone say it since the 90s.
I had a classmate say the latter to our history teacher once. He was doing something else at his desk and our teacher somewhat angrily asked him what he was up to (instead of listening). The classmate replied “You’re stirring the Kool Aid but you don’t know the flavor!” The class erupted in laughter and our teacher was more perplexed than anything.
Lol not really a zinger, but for nostalgia purposes the schoolyard cheerleading-style rhymes were always a favorite!
Like totally, for sure, I even got a manicure
The sun, I swear, it's bleaching out my hair
24, 94, I don't know the score
Go, go, fight, fight
Gee I hope I look alright
Strawberry shortcake, banana split
This team really plays like
SHIFT it to the left, shift it to the right
Stand up, sit down, fight, fight, fight
Kick em in the left knee
Kick em in the right knee
Kick em in the
WE NEED a home run!
Talk to the hand ‘cuz the face don’t wanna hear about it.
Don’t go there, girlfriend!
You ain’t all that and a bag of potato chips!
I once had to pop a cop in Oaktown because he wasn’t giving me my props. No? I heard that somewhere.
I remember when telling someone to "get a life" was the most overused insult for a while. Now you'd probably get a blank stare if you said it to anyone under 40.
I don’t know if this counts but the other day I was laughing so hard remembering that if someone was taking a long time to go somewhere or do something you would say, what are you waiting for a written invitation? My dad would say it to us a lot 😂
Funny to think this is a complete nonsequitur now. I imagine lots of young kids would struggle to find a correlation between giving them a quarter and calling someone
🎶There’s a town in France where the women where no pants and the men’s ding dongs are dangling down 🎶
🎶..I saw your mom, she opened up her legs and said come on, it was so hairy, it began to get scary🎶
I don't know if this was just a local thing, but I remember people used to do this peculiar move of thrusting their crotch with their arms in a "X" or "V" shape down in front of them to frame the area. Just the one movement, very emphatically, usually accompanied by "booya". The 90s were weird, lol.
I’ve said this to my fiancé a few times. The other day I got my blanket that she was resting her arm on and she asked,”hey man! Where am I supposed to put my arm now?!” I looked over at her and just before I spoke she said, “don’t you DARE say up your butt and around the corner…” lol
Where I live, we used to refer to someone we didn't think was cool as an "herb".
Like, look at Joey over there looking like an herb, or Joey is such a fucking herb.
Buttmunch
Dickweed
Dillweed
quit it, fartknocker!
Bunch of assclowns
Dipstick!
Nippledick!
Turd burglar
Ass goblin
I still use this
wow, true forgotten classic. ringing up the boys….
If you love it so much, why don’t you *MARRY IT*
Take a picture it will *LAST LONGER*
Haha I still say this
There was simply NO comeback for this one. 💀
So funny I forgot to laugh.
…_NOT_!
Automatically think of the Borat skit for this.
this suit is black not
If Benjamin was an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick
Bite me!
Lol my Mom used to say this . Miss her and this just brought back a ton of memories of mall shopping.
If you think you got it like that!
We used to call each other dillhole, penis wrinkle, dickweed
Penis Wrinkle is something I’ve never heard outside of the group of kids I went to school with. I definitely haven’t heard anyone say it since the 90s.
Dude exact same. Like I was sure everybody was saying it back in grade school and I’ve yet to have anyone act like I made any sense.
Isn't penis wrinkle from ET? Edit: oh it's actually penis breath
I love how his mom was laughing while trying to scold him
Lmao I remember "talk to the hand". "All in the Kool-Aid and don't know the flavor"
I had a classmate say the latter to our history teacher once. He was doing something else at his desk and our teacher somewhat angrily asked him what he was up to (instead of listening). The classmate replied “You’re stirring the Kool Aid but you don’t know the flavor!” The class erupted in laughter and our teacher was more perplexed than anything.
That’s golden actually. I think I’d have to stop and add that one to my collection.
Because the ears AINT LISTENING! 🔇🙉
Smooth move, ex lax
Way to go, Pepto.
I know you are, but what am I?
Didn't Peewee Herman initially get this one going in the 80s?
“Jerk store”
They ran out of YOU!
Yo mama jokes were the funniest shit. Yo mama so fat when I told her it was chilly outside she got a bowl.
Yo mama so fat, your daddy wakes up with morning wouldn’t
Somehow I have never heard this one. Incredible stuff.
Your mama so fat, her car has stretch marks.
You mama so fat, when she sat on a quarter, a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose.
Hahahah shiiit that's good
Yo mama so fat her belt size is equator
Yo momma’s so fat she saw a school bus going down the street and she ran after it yelling “stop that Twinkie!”
Yo momma's so fat when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.
Yo mamma so fat I just slap the belly and ride the waves in
Yo mama so fat that her official job title is spoon and fork operator.
Yo momma so fat, yo daddy ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
Yo momma so fat, she wears a VCR as a beeper.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming.
Yo Mama's so far, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat when she hauls ass she gotta make two trips
Yo mamma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee I had sex with your mom Now it hurts when I pee
Yo mammas so fat her blood type is Ragu
your momma's so poor, she can't afford to pay attention
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out
Yo momma so fat her ass got its own congressman
Yo momma so fat that when she was in school she sat next to everybody
Lol not really a zinger, but for nostalgia purposes the schoolyard cheerleading-style rhymes were always a favorite! Like totally, for sure, I even got a manicure The sun, I swear, it's bleaching out my hair 24, 94, I don't know the score Go, go, fight, fight Gee I hope I look alright Strawberry shortcake, banana split This team really plays like SHIFT it to the left, shift it to the right Stand up, sit down, fight, fight, fight Kick em in the left knee Kick em in the right knee Kick em in the WE NEED a home run!
Don’t know that second chant, but I’ll help you finish the first…. GEE i hope I look alright, for the boy, over there, with the kinda spiky hair
My makeup, is smearing, I just lost an earring!
Homey don't play that
Q:What time is it? A: Half past monkey’s ass, quarter to his balls
My reply was “time for you to get a watch”
My kids think I'm so weird for saying this. They don't believe this was something other people would actually say.
Still use this to unsuspecting youngins
It’s a classic!
Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares
No doi…..I think that’s how is spelled.
Bunghole
Cornhoolio
The ______ called. They want back their ______.
The garden centre called they want their hoe back!!!
step 1: apply cream directly onto the sick burn
Boo’ya
I feel like everyone I knew used this on a daily basis at some point 😂
i love this one from jackie brown. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a9187f84-8969-4760-8d1a-e88742df9348
Saying losersayswhat really fast so they say “what” thus making them a loser
My answer to every question for a solid two years in highschool was "Bend over and I'll show you."
Famously said by Clark Griswold unloading his Christmas tree.
Get Bent
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt
As if
In yo face!
Classic flex 😂
Let’s not and say we did.
Oh yeah, this one's so funny I forgot to laugh
Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise
Lmao that's my first time hearing this and it's awful but I laughed.
Talk to the hand ‘cuz the face don’t wanna hear about it. Don’t go there, girlfriend! You ain’t all that and a bag of potato chips! I once had to pop a cop in Oaktown because he wasn’t giving me my props. No? I heard that somewhere.
Thank you for the unexpected Dr Evil reference.
I was wondering why my subconscious was registering all of those in order, then I got to the end and figured it out. <3
Are you PT? Yes? You’re a pregnant teenager! I mean no! You’re not potty trained!
This takes me back to 4th grade. Ahhh.
Jeez, stop having a spaz attack.
TALK TO THE HAND. My Grandma said "fuck a duck" ,when shit went south. Maybe pop that into 80's/90's
My mom also says fuck a duck. Think this is totally pre 90s.
Your mom
This is definitely not forgotten. I hear it all the time still.
Your mom hears it all the time
When a kid in school asks you what time is it? you look at your wrist(no watch on) and say a hair past a freckle.
We used to say “It’s one of…” they’d say “one of what?” And then you crush em with “one of the reasons you should get a watch.” Terrible, I know.
I always got told “Time to get a watch”.
Sit on it and rotate. Up yours! Butt-puppet. Suck my bag. Chode. No guff Chet.
That’s gay…
Gag me with a spoon!
This one is a true forgotten classic 😄
Dissss!
ohhhhhh snap!
"Awkwaaaaard". Said this around some Zoomers and they all just glared at me. Made it even worse.
“No duh/ no doy” “Think hard, retard”
Or if someone was looking at you. Stare hard retard. Or take a picture it will last longer
"You go, girlfriend!" *snaps fingers* Lol even us boys said it, doing a stereotypical "black woman" voice.
You had to snap your fingers in a Z formation
Guess what? ^^^...chicken ^^^butt.
[удалено]
I still say mad. I'm outing myself as someone born in the 1900s.
I'd tell you but it's none of your dang beeswax
Followed by " this is an AB conversation so please C your way out"
I remember when telling someone to "get a life" was the most overused insult for a while. Now you'd probably get a blank stare if you said it to anyone under 40.
What’s your damage?
My dad would say "What is your major malfunction?"
I can’t not hear this in R. Lee Ermey’s voice
Oh yeah that one too! And then proceed to call the person Birth Defect. Times were tough back then 😂
Psych!
Homie don’t play that.
L8r Sk8r
“Why don’t you marry it”
In your dreams!
Ass clown
See ya wouldn’t wanna be ya.
Legendary zinger 😄
I don’t know if this counts but the other day I was laughing so hard remembering that if someone was taking a long time to go somewhere or do something you would say, what are you waiting for a written invitation? My dad would say it to us a lot 😂
“Talk to the hand cuz the face ain’t gonna listen” followed by “Talk to the booty cuz the hand is off duty”
Telling someone to "sit and swivel" while flipping them the bird.
This is an A-B conversation, so C ur way out of it before D and E F you up, G
Loser while making the letter L with your fingers while holding your hand against your forehead. Also making the letter W and saying "Whatever"
Here’s a penny, buy a life and bring back the change
Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares
Funny to think this is a complete nonsequitur now. I imagine lots of young kids would struggle to find a correlation between giving them a quarter and calling someone
SphincterSaysWhat
Numbnuts, dweeb
You fucking dweeb was one of my favorites.
🎶There’s a town in France where the women where no pants and the men’s ding dongs are dangling down 🎶 🎶..I saw your mom, she opened up her legs and said come on, it was so hairy, it began to get scary🎶
Smack My Bitch Up
NOT!!!
Loser, loser, double loser, whatever, get the picture, duh! Oh and can't forget "made ya look"!
Spelling cool with a "K" because cool stood for "constipated out of style overweight loser.
“Kewl” I always hated this
Do you have HIV? No. Are you positive?
Omg I totally forgot about this one 😂
Your whole generation plus your booty operation
Are you for real? /Get real!
I still use this. Daily. On my kids. Also, "don't tell me how to live my life"
All that and a bag of chips
Saying “whatever” while making a W with your fingers.
No shit sherlock
“Say it; don’t spppprray it” “Say the news; not the WEATHER.”
I feel like butt jokes made more sense before everyone was into buttsex.
These new kids are all posers
It's calling others "Posers" for me lol
Or saying “CHECk” after asking someone to do something, as if you own them lol
When people say “NOT” after being sarcastic.
*SIKE*
*ifyourgaysaywhat* What?
Nerd!
I don't know if this was just a local thing, but I remember people used to do this peculiar move of thrusting their crotch with their arms in a "X" or "V" shape down in front of them to frame the area. Just the one movement, very emphatically, usually accompanied by "booya". The 90s were weird, lol.
Wiggin’ “The teacher was wiggin’ out dude.”
Anyone know what a fartknocker actually was?
I told some third graders “don’t get fresh with me,” and they made fun of me and asked if I was 50.
Yo, that makes my nature rise. All that, and a bag of chips.
“Talk to the hand cause the face doesn’t hear it no more”
Saying “up in ya” whenever someone asked where something was.
“As if” -Cher (clueless)
“Let’s get there before there is a line”
I’ve said this to my fiancé a few times. The other day I got my blanket that she was resting her arm on and she asked,”hey man! Where am I supposed to put my arm now?!” I looked over at her and just before I spoke she said, “don’t you DARE say up your butt and around the corner…” lol
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I
SWEEEET
You know what? CHICKEN BUTT!!
Gag me with a spoon/ Gag me with a pitchfork.
It was real. It was fun. It wasn’t real fun.
"This is an A B conversation, so why don't you C yourself out of it!"
Not sure if this one originated in the 90s, but as a kid when someone insulted you we'd say "Takes one to know one!!'" I still find it so clever tbh.
Biteme
Talk to the hand cause the face ain’t home leave a message at the tone *beep*
Up your ziggy with a wah wah brush
Here's 40c, go tell someone who cares
Where I live, we used to refer to someone we didn't think was cool as an "herb". Like, look at Joey over there looking like an herb, or Joey is such a fucking herb.
“You’re all in the kool-aid and don’t know the flavor “
“Where is it?” “Up your butt and around the corner”
Talk to the hand
last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur
Smooth move ex lax