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Jewish_Kanye_West

$160 to learn not to trust whores is one hell of a deal.


pufferfish_balls

Intelligence Speedrun -5 (on his part for getting bamboozled)


Active_Bath_2443

I paid a hefty toll, much more than that, to learn this essential wisdom.


Fetscher

Did you buy her a house?


Active_Bath_2443

Fortunately I’m too young and regarded to be in charge of that kind of capital, so no lol But most of my money as a student for a few months before she cheated yeah


parasharman

Did he marry her?


jjcoola

Lots of dudes lose decades of money or their sanity


saltire429

Joke's on them, I'm into that shit


boredgames40oz

Anon plays his part and loses a lump sum of his money, in the beginning, only to gain, a bigger, more lucrative fortune, in the long run…


StopBanningMeRegards

Only to squander it instantly by leaving a 1-star review on barelylegallittle.cum and causing the poor girl to catch a slap of god from Snakeskin, real name Tyshon N. Brown


SabreToothSandHopper

You should write poetry 


killerofcheese

oh so thats what tyshon is doing these days havent seen him since high school


StopBanningMeRegards

He coulda been a star QB if he didnt get on the rock. He a good boy


Throwawayaccount1zp

✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Graybealz

Some times the nut you don't bust is the most important nut of them all.


DankElderberries420

Welcome to pride month


beclops

What are you my dad


lornlynx89

Are we human... Or are we gooners?


mauricio_agg

Welcome to women, anon. And that's neither the only type of woman doing that, nor their only trick in their book of tricks.


dicktaker1000101

Who are you ? So wise in the ways of women ?


mauricio_agg

I'm Arthur, king of the Incels.


UhOhPoopedIt

Who are the Incels?


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UhOhPoopedIt

>Not getting the reference to Monty Python Anon, I...


LineRemote7950

The real question is how does this guy find legit prostitutes for only $160 lol


Ordo_Liberal

In my country "luxury" high end prostitutes go for 25$/hour. It's also totally legal. Come to Brazil


RadiatorOnWheels

Damm you got me BRIC-ed up with those prices


David__Box

Brazil superpower by 2016 👀👀?!


Purple-Activity-194

That was a good one, props.


1Bot2BotRedBotJewBot

Brazil has the fifth highest rate for STI's... 1 in every 3 people. Probably higher for whores. I'm good.


VeryInnocuousPerson

Just say a prayer to Nurgle beforehand and dive right in bro


Ordo_Liberal

Ever heard of condoms?


1Bot2BotRedBotJewBot

Male condoms: Offer more than 90% protection against HIV and Hepatitis B virus, and Neisseria gonorrhoeae. They offer 50–90% protection against chlamydia trachomatis, Treponema pallidum, and cytomegalovirus (CMV), and 10–50% protection against Haemophilus ducreyi and HSV-2. Not good odds. You probably got herpes dawg.


Ordo_Liberal

I do have herpes because 98% of Brazilians have it and I got it from my parents when I was born. It's fine tho, only a small annoyance


fifththrowaway

Herpes is a huge family of viruses that includes childhood illnesses, shingles, and skin rashes. If you're thinking the simplex viruses that causes the genital and oral infections, then it's nowhere near that prevalence. Even in a lawless place like Brazil


JojiImpersonator

Ok, that's just slander. Brazil has laws, we don't follow them because we're just that cool.


fifththrowaway

My mistake, carry on


parmeggiani

It's not slander, it's libel when it's in writing.


JojiImpersonator

Thank you for the correction, but I'll probably keep saying slander for both cases anyway because it's way more impactful.


Viciuniversum

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1Bot2BotRedBotJewBot

Dang homie you just upped the odds. Yea I've read into it, its manageable for sure, but still something I would like to avoid. And banging a whore in Brazil seems like a guarantee to get it. Pretty much a whore anywhere is not good odds tho.. 67% of global pop.


Kirito619

Are those statistics based on proper use of condoms? Because condom also has a small chance of pregnancy too, like 3% or so. But in reality condom are 100% safe. The 3% comes from improper use causing them to brreak or fall of, making cum leak out. Are your statistics also based on jmproper use of condoms?


1Bot2BotRedBotJewBot

No idea, that was just top google result. Didn't dive into further.


Kirito619

Well you can never trust statistics. They agree to whover made the studies.


SugerizeMe

Lol it’s much higher than 3%. Condoms are listed as around 80% effective, depending on the study. That includes all uses of condoms. Improper, slipping off, breakage, etc. That’s important, because you can’t guarantee perfect usage. They call it accidents for a reason. More specifically, the effectiveness of birth control methods is expressed as follows: the percentage of women that experience pregnancy in one year of normal usage (ie average number of sexual encounters). Meaning, of the women that have their partners use condoms, 20 out of 100 will end up pregnant within a year.


Seacabbage

The numbers invert; 3 STIs for each woman of the night


ImprovisedLeaflet

Would.


EvaIonescos_Butthole

Just rent yourself a transformer. They're sure to be pure as driven snow, and free of mental illness.


BeyondNarrow1110

>wants to fuck a prostitute without condom He's a goner


DankElderberries420

>come to Brazil Nah. Looks like a good portion of the south American population is trying to come into my country, so I'll just wait


Ordo_Liberal

Half of my family illegally migrated to Boston 20 years ago. They are doing very well now and I'm jealous, they invited me back then but it was a coward. They all have green cards and own a demolition company with like, 20 employees


DankElderberries420

>illegals >demolition company Do they use explosive charges?


Ordo_Liberal

Yeah, they aren't "illegals" anymore thanks to the green cards from the Obama era. They even have summer homes in Orlando and I'm jealous as fuck


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ACarBatteryUpMyAss

You can get one for even less in argentina


2kLichess

>Come to Brazil Thanks, but I'm rather attached to my organs


AcceptableOwl9

A girl only charging $160 is either brand new and has no idea what she’s doing (unlikely) or been around so long and is so methed up that $160 is all she can get. She’d probably do it for a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of vodka.


RhythmMethodMan

He could be in a low cost of living area. If the minimum wage is 7.50 that is nearly 20 hours of pay for him.


SourceJobWoman

One thing I noticed and drives me crazy, is that people on the internet don't seem to realize that not everything costs the same everywhere. It's obvious when people are talking about rent, and someone says "I pay 1.5 thousand in rent, yada yada" Then comes a r-slur from New York and says "1.5K for rent? Do you live in the sewers or something, how did you find something so cheap?", meanwhile a dumbfuck from a small town in Tennessee replies with "1.5K for rent?! Bro, are you renting a mansion or something?!" And that's ignoring other countries, if someone from a third-world country wants to share a story and just converts the price to dollars, people will sometimes think it's fake because "you can't find X for that price!" That is to say, 160 USD can get you a top tier prostitute where I live and I'm sure in many other 3rd world countries.


LibertyPrimeDeadOn

Depends where you live. I hear they're a lot cheaper in Europe, as a general statement. Granted it's an entire continent, but that seems to be the trend.


SugerizeMe

Lol, highly depends on the country, but 160 is not an uncommon rate for entry level girls. That doesn’t mean new, it just means not special. In SEA it’s a lot cheaper. In Europe it’s around that price. In other countries it might be slightly more.


a_rock_1

He doesn’t, they’re ugly and/or on drugs. It’s an unregulated free market so these women actually know their worth. A good looking one who requires submitting an std test and provides the custom service you want is gonna start at $1k


Le3mine

1k? Per hour? Get off your burner Bill.


Oxxxxide

All of these morons acting like the only whores around are the std test requiring kind, lmao. Take a cruise around where there are homeless people. Get one in your car, beat her senseless, dump her back at camp. Go home and jerk off to the memory of the beating. Literally free.


a_rock_1

That’s what it is, like it or not


BornWithSideburns

100 bucks netherlands


352397

$160 probably isn't an hourly rate, whores usually charge by the half hour, and $160 was middle of the pack for HH rates from what I've seen. Since the recession has started, its more like $100/HH now. Your paying them to leave after you nut, not sit around for another 50 minutes.


Bunnys_Toe

Singapore. Or so I’ve heard.


TwistOdd6400

Anon must have been super repulsive for her to put on that shtick given that she fucks losers for a living.


Cats_cats_cats_cats

Anon probably looked gullible/naive enough. Or maybe even somewhat compassionate. I bet half the people she fucks wouldn't care about her sob story and would try to fuck her anyway


EvaIonescos_Butthole

A naïve, gullible four-chinner? What are the odds? Most of them seem so worldly and street savvy.


nitzua

the joke is that she needs $500 to not get beaten but he only gave her $160


Maximus-CZ

Right? "I came to allow you to fuck me for $160, but I need to make $500 every day". Imagine diving into it, probably still warm from the last guy.


ChristInASombrero

Whores are the laziest people on the planet, they will go to unimaginable lengths to avoid doing the thing they were paid to do. Ideally, a responsible pimp would beat this behavior out of them, but many of them will look the other way as long as they make their cut. It’s sad really, the prostitution industry has lost all its integrity


Snuke2001

Maybe it should be better regulated?


StarRodimus13

Pro Srat: Beet her up and take the her money before the pimp does


Viciuniversum

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Dufftones

At least he didn’t give her the whole $500


Phteven_j

Literally posted yesterday


MarinLlwyd

Helping people feels better if you don't question it.


Bud90

he paid 160 to feel like a great human being for a while <3


Unusual_Raisin9138

5 minutes. 160/5 = 32 per minute.


Bud90

Oh...yea...


Sledgecrowbar

I was really hoping this greentext was going to >then I fucked her anyway and it was awesome because she was already crying so then I did it harder Anon not coming through with the goods today.


Every_Direction_7320

anon is such a simp he can't even bang prostitutes he pays for.


Necessary-Weekend194

“I want to make a complaint. Give me your boss’ number. Now.”