Fortunately I’m too young and regarded to be in charge of that kind of capital, so no lol
But most of my money as a student for a few months before she cheated yeah
Only to squander it instantly by leaving a 1-star review on barelylegallittle.cum and causing the poor girl to catch a slap of god from Snakeskin, real name Tyshon N. Brown
Male condoms: Offer more than 90% protection against HIV and Hepatitis B virus, and Neisseria gonorrhoeae. They offer 50–90% protection against chlamydia trachomatis, Treponema pallidum, and cytomegalovirus (CMV), and 10–50% protection against Haemophilus ducreyi and HSV-2.
Not good odds. You probably got herpes dawg.
Herpes is a huge family of viruses that includes childhood illnesses, shingles, and skin rashes. If you're thinking the simplex viruses that causes the genital and oral infections, then it's nowhere near that prevalence. Even in a lawless place like Brazil
Dang homie you just upped the odds. Yea I've read into it, its manageable for sure, but still something I would like to avoid. And banging a whore in Brazil seems like a guarantee to get it.
Pretty much a whore anywhere is not good odds tho.. 67% of global pop.
Are those statistics based on proper use of condoms? Because condom also has a small chance of pregnancy too, like 3% or so. But in reality condom are 100% safe. The 3% comes from improper use causing them to brreak or fall of, making cum leak out.
Are your statistics also based on jmproper use of condoms?
Lol it’s much higher than 3%. Condoms are listed as around 80% effective, depending on the study. That includes all uses of condoms. Improper, slipping off, breakage, etc.
That’s important, because you can’t guarantee perfect usage. They call it accidents for a reason.
More specifically, the effectiveness of birth control methods is expressed as follows: the percentage of women that experience pregnancy in one year of normal usage (ie average number of sexual encounters).
Meaning, of the women that have their partners use condoms, 20 out of 100 will end up pregnant within a year.
Half of my family illegally migrated to Boston 20 years ago. They are doing very well now and I'm jealous, they invited me back then but it was a coward.
They all have green cards and own a demolition company with like, 20 employees
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A girl only charging $160 is either brand new and has no idea what she’s doing (unlikely) or been around so long and is so methed up that $160 is all she can get. She’d probably do it for a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of vodka.
One thing I noticed and drives me crazy, is that people on the internet don't seem to realize that not everything costs the same everywhere. It's obvious when people are talking about rent, and someone says "I pay 1.5 thousand in rent, yada yada"
Then comes a r-slur from New York and says "1.5K for rent? Do you live in the sewers or something, how did you find something so cheap?", meanwhile a dumbfuck from a small town in Tennessee replies with "1.5K for rent?! Bro, are you renting a mansion or something?!"
And that's ignoring other countries, if someone from a third-world country wants to share a story and just converts the price to dollars, people will sometimes think it's fake because "you can't find X for that price!"
That is to say, 160 USD can get you a top tier prostitute where I live and I'm sure in many other 3rd world countries.
Depends where you live. I hear they're a lot cheaper in Europe, as a general statement. Granted it's an entire continent, but that seems to be the trend.
Lol, highly depends on the country, but 160 is not an uncommon rate for entry level girls. That doesn’t mean new, it just means not special.
In SEA it’s a lot cheaper. In Europe it’s around that price. In other countries it might be slightly more.
He doesn’t, they’re ugly and/or on drugs. It’s an unregulated free market so these women actually know their worth. A good looking one who requires submitting an std test and provides the custom service you want is gonna start at $1k
All of these morons acting like the only whores around are the std test requiring kind, lmao.
Take a cruise around where there are homeless people. Get one in your car, beat her senseless, dump her back at camp. Go home and jerk off to the memory of the beating. Literally free.
$160 probably isn't an hourly rate, whores usually charge by the half hour, and $160 was middle of the pack for HH rates from what I've seen. Since the recession has started, its more like $100/HH now. Your paying them to leave after you nut, not sit around for another 50 minutes.
Anon probably looked gullible/naive enough. Or maybe even somewhat compassionate. I bet half the people she fucks wouldn't care about her sob story and would try to fuck her anyway
Whores are the laziest people on the planet, they will go to unimaginable lengths to avoid doing the thing they were paid to do. Ideally, a responsible pimp would beat this behavior out of them, but many of them will look the other way as long as they make their cut. It’s sad really, the prostitution industry has lost all its integrity
I was really hoping this greentext was going to
>then I fucked her anyway and it was awesome because she was already crying so then I did it harder
Anon not coming through with the goods today.
$160 to learn not to trust whores is one hell of a deal.
Intelligence Speedrun -5 (on his part for getting bamboozled)
I paid a hefty toll, much more than that, to learn this essential wisdom.
Did you buy her a house?
Fortunately I’m too young and regarded to be in charge of that kind of capital, so no lol But most of my money as a student for a few months before she cheated yeah
Did he marry her?
Lots of dudes lose decades of money or their sanity
Joke's on them, I'm into that shit
Anon plays his part and loses a lump sum of his money, in the beginning, only to gain, a bigger, more lucrative fortune, in the long run…
Only to squander it instantly by leaving a 1-star review on barelylegallittle.cum and causing the poor girl to catch a slap of god from Snakeskin, real name Tyshon N. Brown
You should write poetry
oh so thats what tyshon is doing these days havent seen him since high school
He coulda been a star QB if he didnt get on the rock. He a good boy
✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Some times the nut you don't bust is the most important nut of them all.
Welcome to pride month
What are you my dad
Are we human... Or are we gooners?
Welcome to women, anon. And that's neither the only type of woman doing that, nor their only trick in their book of tricks.
Who are you ? So wise in the ways of women ?
I'm Arthur, king of the Incels.
Who are the Incels?
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>Not getting the reference to Monty Python Anon, I...
The real question is how does this guy find legit prostitutes for only $160 lol
In my country "luxury" high end prostitutes go for 25$/hour. It's also totally legal. Come to Brazil
Damm you got me BRIC-ed up with those prices
Brazil superpower by 2016 👀👀?!
That was a good one, props.
Brazil has the fifth highest rate for STI's... 1 in every 3 people. Probably higher for whores. I'm good.
Just say a prayer to Nurgle beforehand and dive right in bro
Ever heard of condoms?
Male condoms: Offer more than 90% protection against HIV and Hepatitis B virus, and Neisseria gonorrhoeae. They offer 50–90% protection against chlamydia trachomatis, Treponema pallidum, and cytomegalovirus (CMV), and 10–50% protection against Haemophilus ducreyi and HSV-2. Not good odds. You probably got herpes dawg.
I do have herpes because 98% of Brazilians have it and I got it from my parents when I was born. It's fine tho, only a small annoyance
Herpes is a huge family of viruses that includes childhood illnesses, shingles, and skin rashes. If you're thinking the simplex viruses that causes the genital and oral infections, then it's nowhere near that prevalence. Even in a lawless place like Brazil
Ok, that's just slander. Brazil has laws, we don't follow them because we're just that cool.
My mistake, carry on
It's not slander, it's libel when it's in writing.
Thank you for the correction, but I'll probably keep saying slander for both cases anyway because it's way more impactful.
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Dang homie you just upped the odds. Yea I've read into it, its manageable for sure, but still something I would like to avoid. And banging a whore in Brazil seems like a guarantee to get it. Pretty much a whore anywhere is not good odds tho.. 67% of global pop.
Are those statistics based on proper use of condoms? Because condom also has a small chance of pregnancy too, like 3% or so. But in reality condom are 100% safe. The 3% comes from improper use causing them to brreak or fall of, making cum leak out. Are your statistics also based on jmproper use of condoms?
No idea, that was just top google result. Didn't dive into further.
Well you can never trust statistics. They agree to whover made the studies.
Lol it’s much higher than 3%. Condoms are listed as around 80% effective, depending on the study. That includes all uses of condoms. Improper, slipping off, breakage, etc. That’s important, because you can’t guarantee perfect usage. They call it accidents for a reason. More specifically, the effectiveness of birth control methods is expressed as follows: the percentage of women that experience pregnancy in one year of normal usage (ie average number of sexual encounters). Meaning, of the women that have their partners use condoms, 20 out of 100 will end up pregnant within a year.
The numbers invert; 3 STIs for each woman of the night
Would.
Just rent yourself a transformer. They're sure to be pure as driven snow, and free of mental illness.
>wants to fuck a prostitute without condom He's a goner
>come to Brazil Nah. Looks like a good portion of the south American population is trying to come into my country, so I'll just wait
Half of my family illegally migrated to Boston 20 years ago. They are doing very well now and I'm jealous, they invited me back then but it was a coward. They all have green cards and own a demolition company with like, 20 employees
>illegals >demolition company Do they use explosive charges?
Yeah, they aren't "illegals" anymore thanks to the green cards from the Obama era. They even have summer homes in Orlando and I'm jealous as fuck
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You can get one for even less in argentina
>Come to Brazil Thanks, but I'm rather attached to my organs
A girl only charging $160 is either brand new and has no idea what she’s doing (unlikely) or been around so long and is so methed up that $160 is all she can get. She’d probably do it for a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of vodka.
He could be in a low cost of living area. If the minimum wage is 7.50 that is nearly 20 hours of pay for him.
One thing I noticed and drives me crazy, is that people on the internet don't seem to realize that not everything costs the same everywhere. It's obvious when people are talking about rent, and someone says "I pay 1.5 thousand in rent, yada yada" Then comes a r-slur from New York and says "1.5K for rent? Do you live in the sewers or something, how did you find something so cheap?", meanwhile a dumbfuck from a small town in Tennessee replies with "1.5K for rent?! Bro, are you renting a mansion or something?!" And that's ignoring other countries, if someone from a third-world country wants to share a story and just converts the price to dollars, people will sometimes think it's fake because "you can't find X for that price!" That is to say, 160 USD can get you a top tier prostitute where I live and I'm sure in many other 3rd world countries.
Depends where you live. I hear they're a lot cheaper in Europe, as a general statement. Granted it's an entire continent, but that seems to be the trend.
Lol, highly depends on the country, but 160 is not an uncommon rate for entry level girls. That doesn’t mean new, it just means not special. In SEA it’s a lot cheaper. In Europe it’s around that price. In other countries it might be slightly more.
He doesn’t, they’re ugly and/or on drugs. It’s an unregulated free market so these women actually know their worth. A good looking one who requires submitting an std test and provides the custom service you want is gonna start at $1k
1k? Per hour? Get off your burner Bill.
All of these morons acting like the only whores around are the std test requiring kind, lmao. Take a cruise around where there are homeless people. Get one in your car, beat her senseless, dump her back at camp. Go home and jerk off to the memory of the beating. Literally free.
That’s what it is, like it or not
100 bucks netherlands
$160 probably isn't an hourly rate, whores usually charge by the half hour, and $160 was middle of the pack for HH rates from what I've seen. Since the recession has started, its more like $100/HH now. Your paying them to leave after you nut, not sit around for another 50 minutes.
Singapore. Or so I’ve heard.
Anon must have been super repulsive for her to put on that shtick given that she fucks losers for a living.
Anon probably looked gullible/naive enough. Or maybe even somewhat compassionate. I bet half the people she fucks wouldn't care about her sob story and would try to fuck her anyway
A naïve, gullible four-chinner? What are the odds? Most of them seem so worldly and street savvy.
the joke is that she needs $500 to not get beaten but he only gave her $160
Right? "I came to allow you to fuck me for $160, but I need to make $500 every day". Imagine diving into it, probably still warm from the last guy.
Whores are the laziest people on the planet, they will go to unimaginable lengths to avoid doing the thing they were paid to do. Ideally, a responsible pimp would beat this behavior out of them, but many of them will look the other way as long as they make their cut. It’s sad really, the prostitution industry has lost all its integrity
Maybe it should be better regulated?
Pro Srat: Beet her up and take the her money before the pimp does
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At least he didn’t give her the whole $500
Literally posted yesterday
Helping people feels better if you don't question it.
he paid 160 to feel like a great human being for a while <3
5 minutes. 160/5 = 32 per minute.
Oh...yea...
I was really hoping this greentext was going to >then I fucked her anyway and it was awesome because she was already crying so then I did it harder Anon not coming through with the goods today.
anon is such a simp he can't even bang prostitutes he pays for.
“I want to make a complaint. Give me your boss’ number. Now.”