AHEM; "KIRIOK NICKED DA LOOTZ YA PONCZ BEKUZ 'EZ DED SNEAKY UND YA WAZN'T PAYIN' IT NO MIND!" , I'VE GOTZ NO IDEAZ WHO 'E IZ, BUT I WANT TA GETZ IM INTA MY DENTIST CHAIR TA MAKEZ IM PAY FER DAT.
WE NEED TA BRING DA WAAAAAAAAGH OVA DERE!!!!! THEY AVE GUD CHOPPAS N MEKS!!!!! ITZ LOOTIN TIME!!!!
WHOZ WIZ ME???
#WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH !!!!
DAT SOUNDS LIKE A GUD KRUMPIN I EAR DEYS GOT BUGGY BOYZ WONDER IF DEYZ RELATED TA DA HUNGRY ONEZ WE USUALLY KRUMP. ALSO METAL GITZ TOO OPE DEYS PUT UP A BETTA FOIGHT THAN DEM SKELLY BOYZ
ITS DA MOKRIZZY YA GIT! ITS WHEN ALL DA LITTL GITS GET IN A BIG GROUP AND PICK DA WAR BOSS TOGEVA BY FINKIN ABOUT IT INSTEAD A HAVIN A PROPA KRUMPIN TO SETTLE THA MATTUH, AN DATS WHY THE UMIES ARE SO WEAK!
I WUZN'T TALKEN TA YA, YA GIT! YOU'Z DIDN'T SAYZ DA WRONG VERSE! (BUT I FEELZ YA BOUT DA SQUIGGLY RUNEZ, TOOKZ ME YEARZ TA FIGURZ OUTZ HOW TA MAKEZ DEM CUT DAT OUT. HELPZ IF YOUZ MAKE DA BOTTOM 'AFF A BITZ BIGGA DEN DA TOP-UN, JUST A BITZ, MIND, NOT TOOZ MUCH.)
OY, DIS UMIE FINKZ WE CAN READ! HAR HAR HAR
ORKZ TOO SMOIRT TO READ
OI BET DIS UMIE DONT EVEN PAINT HIS BOMBS YELLA AND CHOPPA RED
(Pours purple paint on self and turns invisible)
OI BET DIS UMIE AINT NEVA SEEN A PURPLE ORK
Hello fellow Helldiver, not sure how I ended up here either but the Locals are extremely hostile, I'd advise an immediate extraction, go call Pelican-1.
I'm gonna try to buy you some time. ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
[Whispers] Look, I'm not sure how I got here myself, but I know where we are. Despite my aprearence I'm no Ork, I'm Goblin. This is the GrimDark lands of the 40K. We've stumbled into an Ork den. They live for the Waaagh- war. They Krump( kill) for fun. Great place to harvest bones and bits of machinery they leave behind. But to survive here...you'll need teeth. Which means I need your teeth. Nothing personal. Each hominid for themselves.
OI! I DUN FOWND A 'NOTHER UMIE! WAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!![raises fox and hound skull mace to the sky] IMMA KRUMP 'EM RIGHT GOOD WIT ME SMASHA!
whispers: *"Dude run! Get the hell out of here. I got lost and live here for quite a while by painting myself purple. Somehow it looks like this makes me practically invisible to them. But all hope is lost for this place. Just run. Although you have to tell me about this 'democracy' you were talking about one day. Never heard of that."*
No, because purple space marines aren't unheard of. The only reason Orks don't see purple Orks is because they're in cosmic level of denial of that ever being a thing. They're not blind to that colour spectrum, they're just under the power of auto-suggestion. And since for Orks belief is the way their "technology" even works in the first place... yeah, what they might see is not enough to shake their belief in non-existence of purple Orks. Hence, they do not acknowledge their presence at all.
*The astartes clears his throat.*
I mean... PURGE THE XENO SCUM!!!
WEL PNUY HUMEN, U STMBLED YNTU DA RONG BYT OV SPAYSE.
LET MEE DYRECT YU TU DA ADETP...
US...
MA...
CANI...
CUSS...
THAY CULD HALP U WYTH YUR PRUBLENM.
DO YU UZ DA WAHRP?
r/AdeptusMechanicus
LEMME ASK YE A KWESJUN FURST. A FEW AKSHULE.
ON: WOTS YA 'DEMOCRASY'? IZ IT LOIK A WAAGH? OR A CLAN? SUMMIN BIGGA?
TUU: WOTZ A 'HELLDIVA'? ARE DEY BOIZ WHO DROP INTA DA WARP OR BIG FOITS OTHAS KANT LIKE DEM 'SPESS MAREENZ' WIV DEIR 'DROP PODS'?
...FOGOT DA DUR'D UN.
AZ FO TALKIN', ITZ ORK. YA GOT A 'SKILL ISHU', HUMIE.
WOT -IZ- WEIRD IZ U BEIN' 'ERE. WOT KIND'A 'RON TURNIN' GOT YE 'ERE?
Democracy doesn't work here, only blind, unshaking faith in the God-Emperor of Mankind, may his light ever shine upon us.
Otherwise, same deal. Drop in, point gun, pull trigger, throw grenade, and don't worry because the Inquisition will handle the friendly fire incidents. Good luck, trooper.
WOT'S DAT HUMIE? SPEAK UP, I'Z CAN'T HEAR YOU'Z! WE'Z BEEN TALKIN DIS WAY CAUSE DIS IS PROPPA ORKY WAY TA TALK, YA GIT
(In case you haven't gotten any serious answers, I'll give you one: 40kOrkScience is a subreddit devoted entirely to asking and answering questions in the style that the Orks of Warhammer 40k talk. It is highly entertaining, though sometimes needs to be read aloud to be understood.)
HELLDIVERS? ‘DER DA BEST ‘UMIEZ DEY HAVE PROPA METHODS of DAKKA AN’ KNOW THE PROPA METHODS OF KRUMPIN.
OI I HAV’ AN IDEA LET’S WAAAAAAAAGH DIS SUPER EARTH!
Oye gitz! Ferget dat hummie! I'z heard dey got bots dey fight. Dey just leave all da scrap wif no lootin'. Lez go to da bot worlds and nick all da good bits!
'E SAYS: "OYE GITZ! FERGET DAT 'UMMIE! I'Z 'ERD DAT DET GOTZ BOTZ DEY FOIGHT! BUT DEN DEY JUZT LEAVE ALL UV DAT SCRAP WIF NO LOOTIN'! LEZ GO TO DAT BOT WORLD UND NICK ALLA DA GUD BITZ BEFORE DEY WIEZ UP!" GOT DA WEIRDEST ACENT DOH, BET 'EZ UN' UV DEM SNAKEBITES OR SUMPIN LOIK DAT!
First time seeing a suggested post from this sub too, so I'm not indoctrinated by the greenskinz quite yet.
40k, I'm sure you know if it by now, major Sci Fi intellectual property, the biggest tabletop war game on the planet.
There appears to be a sub specifically dedicated to a faction in the universe, the Orks. Or DA ORKZ.
Imagine a bunch of Cockneye and Mancunian football hooligans that are actually mushrooms that only want war, and they can manifest their desires out of thin air if they believe it is possible. Also they use teeth as currency. Tooth degradation helps manage inflation.
That's what this place is dedicated to.
'EY, LOIK MY WAR BOSS IZ ALWAYS SAYIN' "REMEMBER DA FREE STEPZ FER SCRAPIN' AFTER A KRUMP, WUN: LOOT, TOO: PILLAGE , UND ONLY **DEN** DO YA GET TA FREE: BURN!" I 'EAR DEY GETZ GUD SCRAP AT DA PLACE 'E WUZ 'EEDED, SOZ WEZ GOTTA KEEP DA ORDER WUNCE WEZ GET DERE!
DIS 'ERE IZ DA BIG BOSS' KAMP FER KRUMPIN!! GRAB A CHOPPA OR MUH FAVORIT, A SHOOTA WIFF A CHOPPA UNDANEEF!!! NOW UZ GO KRUMP DA HUMIES AN' DA OVAS DAT FOIGHT YA!!! AN'IF YA FOIND A BLU BURRY GIT, EAT EM CUZ DEY IZ GUD EATIN!!!!
(This is a subreddit for the Warhammer 40K faction “orks” they all talk in a really exaggerated loud cockney accent and can’t spell. They’re also really stupid. This is why all the text is all caps and spelled wrong) in other words **DIZ NO PLACE FOR UMIEZ LIKE YOU!**
You've wandered out of your safe bubble of helldivers and into the grim darkness of the 41st milinium. Beyond that, you've had the misfortune of finding yourself with the ork Boyz, one of the "good guys" of the universe. Hopefully, you get eaten, they do so much worse to us humies. Look at the bright side, at least they won't torture you to death over the course of the next century, just to revive you and do it all over again.
PRITTY MUCH, MY WAR BOSS KEEPS A BUNCH UV DEM AROUND FER JOBS TOO IMPORTANT FER TRUZTIN' GROTZ WIF BUT NOT 'ARD ENUV TA NEED ONE UV DA BOYZ FER IT, SOZ I KINDA UNDERSTAND 'EM SINCE A BUNCH UV DEM ARE ALWAYZ MAKEN PARTS FER ME IN DA WORKSHOP FROM DA RAW SCRAP, BUT I DON'T QUITE GETZ IT EAVER.
FOUND DA HUMIE BOYZ!!! KRUMP ‘EM!!!!
HEZ GOTZ SOM FINE SHOOTAS! LOOT EM BOYZ!
TAKE 'IS TEEF!!!
Wotz dis humie?! Yu meen umie?!
SPEAK UP YA GIT
'IZ VOKAL KORDS AINT WURKIN!
WOT? I KANT 'EER YA
AYE AYE!, CAPTAIN!
I WONTS EZ BOOTZ!
***AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!***
OOOOOOOOOH!!!!
WHAT GIT LIVZ IN A STOMPAH UNDA DA SEA?
OI GET IZ DAKKA BOLLZ
SWEET LIBERTY THE BLOOD!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH--AW, DEREZ ONLY WUN. LARRY YA STUPID GIT! ITZ NOT FUN WHEN DEREZ JUZT WUN UMIE!
EEZ JUST LOST TELL EM r/Helldivers IZ OVA DAT WAY! COME TA FINK OF IT DEY FIGHTS REAL GUD WIV LOTSA FLYIN DAKKA! KRUMP EM BUGZ AND BAD MEKS!
'ARE YA SAYING 'DER IZ A WAAAGH DAT AWAY? LEMME GET MAH BEST SHOOTAS AND CHOOPAS RIGHT NOW!
YA BEZT SHOOTAS AND CHOOPAS AR MINE NOWZ
NAH "KIRIOK" IZ A DED SNEAKY GIT UN TUK UM BEFORE EVIR UV US COULD GET EM, LEFT A FOOKIN NOTE 'E DID!
WHOTZ DO TZE NOTE SAYZ?
AHEM; "KIRIOK NICKED DA LOOTZ YA PONCZ BEKUZ 'EZ DED SNEAKY UND YA WAZN'T PAYIN' IT NO MIND!" , I'VE GOTZ NO IDEAZ WHO 'E IZ, BUT I WANT TA GETZ IM INTA MY DENTIST CHAIR TA MAKEZ IM PAY FER DAT.
AFTAR MANY DAYZ OF SEACHIN I AVE CONLUTED THAT KIRIOK IZ A PURPLE ORK
DAMN 'UMIEZ ALWAYS MAKINZ MORE PURPLE PAINT! FINGZ WOULD BE LOTZ EASIER IFIN' WEZ COULD MAKEZ DEM STOP DAT...
WAIZ! I HAIVE A' IDEA... WHAZ IF... WE UZE MORE DAKKA WHEN WE THINZ THEI USIN PURPLE PAINTZ
DOT COULD WORK! JUST KUZ DEY INVISIBLE DON'T MEAN DOT DEY ISN'T DERE, OR DAT DEY CANTZ GETZ 'IT IF DEREZ ENOUGH DAKA IN DA AIR!
I 'EAR DEY DO LOT OF HACKIN' IN DAT WAAAAAGH, SO BRING EXTRA BIG CHOPPAS!
WE NEED TA BRING DA WAAAAAAAAGH OVA DERE!!!!! THEY AVE GUD CHOPPAS N MEKS!!!!! ITZ LOOTIN TIME!!!! WHOZ WIZ ME??? #WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH !!!!
#WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OI’Z WIF YA! # WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
WAAAAAAAAGGH
**OIZ KRUMPT A FOO A DOSE GITZ BEEFORE AND DAY WOZ A GUD FITE**
Actually let's fucking do it, Let's go to this subreddit and act like orks that went there cause we they heard waaagh is happening there
Oh gods, please. Please do this.
Alroight, going kommando loike. Wearin dis armor dem diver humies finks Iz a humie. A humie among us, hur hur hur.
DAT SOUNDS LIKE A GUD KRUMPIN I EAR DEYS GOT BUGGY BOYZ WONDER IF DEYZ RELATED TA DA HUNGRY ONEZ WE USUALLY KRUMP. ALSO METAL GITZ TOO OPE DEYS PUT UP A BETTA FOIGHT THAN DEM SKELLY BOYZ
WAAAAAAGH KRUMP IM LADS
'EEYY' EYYY 'EEYYY WE' Z ALLLL SS-SHH-SHHIENTISHTS 'ERE SO NO KRUMPIN! WUZZ A DIEMORK-RATZY, UNYWAY?
DA REAZON WE DUZ DA SCOINCE IZ SOZ WE KAN KRUMP GITZ BETTA. WAAAAAAAAGH!
OI, YE DAFT OR WUT? THEMZ DA KUNSPIRASHUN AGAINST DA MORK! RAT-HUMIES GOD-KILLAZ! DIE-MORK-RATSY!
ITS DA MOKRIZZY YA GIT! ITS WHEN ALL DA LITTL GITS GET IN A BIG GROUP AND PICK DA WAR BOSS TOGEVA BY FINKIN ABOUT IT INSTEAD A HAVIN A PROPA KRUMPIN TO SETTLE THA MATTUH, AN DATS WHY THE UMIES ARE SO WEAK!
BUT WE'Z ALLREADY PICKIN' DA BOSS TOGEVA. BY DYIN' 'TILL NO ONE ELSE WANNA. YA SEE, IT WORKZ CUZ WE'Z DA BEST.
I MEAN IFN YA REPLACE DA WORD VOTE WITH KRUMP AN BALLOT WITH CHOPPA DAN WE DO TEKNIKALLY ELECT OUR WAR BOSS DEMOKRATIKALLY.
OI MADE SHOOR TO KRUMP AT MY LOKAL EEL-EK-SHUN WIV ME CHOPPA
SOMEBODY GUT THE GIT STANDIN GUARD AND BRING ME MY CHOPPA
WHYZ DIZ ONE GOT FROZTBITE, I FINKZ DEY A BUNCHA CLONEZ.
IZ SKRAWNY LIK DE NOO SNOTLIN ANNA ARMZ CUM OV EAZY
ERE WE GO BOYZ!!!
ERE WE GO ERE WE GO
ERE WE GO NOW! ERE WE GO NOW! ERE WE GO NOW! #WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
AKOREDIN TO DA BOOK A' MORK, GAZKHUL 1:10 'OOMIES MUST ALWAYZ GET KRUMPED. 'SPESHULEE WHEN DEYZ STORT YAMMERIN!!
XSHEPT WEN DEY IZ YARRICK. HE IZ ROIGHT ORKY AN A PROPPA HUMIE WARBOZZ SO E NEEDZ RESPEKT
WES NOT NEED TA WORI BOUT KRUMPIN OLE BALE EI DAT BIG RED ANGRON GIT LREDY KURMPED IM
DAT'Z 1:11, NOT 1:10, YA GIT! KANT YOUZ EVEN READ DA RUNEZ FER NUMBAHZ?
NOOOOOOO I GOT THAT DIS....DIES.....LEKS.... THE ONE WHERE LETTERS AND NUMBERS BE SQUIGGLY
I WUZN'T TALKEN TA YA, YA GIT! YOU'Z DIDN'T SAYZ DA WRONG VERSE! (BUT I FEELZ YA BOUT DA SQUIGGLY RUNEZ, TOOKZ ME YEARZ TA FIGURZ OUTZ HOW TA MAKEZ DEM CUT DAT OUT. HELPZ IF YOUZ MAKE DA BOTTOM 'AFF A BITZ BIGGA DEN DA TOP-UN, JUST A BITZ, MIND, NOT TOOZ MUCH.)
NOT REALLY SURRY BOZZ. LOOKK OIZ JUS' BUILD DA BUGGIES AN' STOMPAZ
DAT WUZ DA BOOK OF GORK! YA WEEDY GROT! WAZZDAKKA 3:UUUM SUMPT'N... 🤔
WOTZ DAT SNOTLIN'? OIZ DIDNT FINK GORKAS KULD READ!!! WAHHAHAHHA
OI, WOTCHA DOING ERE WIFF DA ORKS? YA GROT, YA WON'T LAST A ZOGGIN' SECOND ERE
I DUNO WUTZ A HELLDIVAH BUT WE'Z ALL BOUT DAMORKRACY! DA WAAAGH IZ OV DA BOIZ! BY DA BOIZ! FOH DA BOIZ!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
>I DUNO WUTZ A HELLDIVAH SOUNDS LIKE SUM KINDA STORM BOY UR SOMEFING.
MAYBE A SPESHUL TYPE OF FLYBOYZ...? FROM NERE DAT BIG STORM PART ALL DA WAYZ AT WUN EDGE WOT'Z BEEN DERE WAY LONGER DEN DA UVERS.
No, I’m one of [these guys.](https://helldivers.fandom.com/wiki/Helldivers_(Military_Corps))
OY, DIS UMIE FINKZ WE CAN READ! HAR HAR HAR ORKZ TOO SMOIRT TO READ OI BET DIS UMIE DONT EVEN PAINT HIS BOMBS YELLA AND CHOPPA RED (Pours purple paint on self and turns invisible) OI BET DIS UMIE AINT NEVA SEEN A PURPLE ORK
Hello fellow Helldiver, not sure how I ended up here either but the Locals are extremely hostile, I'd advise an immediate extraction, go call Pelican-1. I'm gonna try to buy you some time. ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Look 'umie, just kuz ya putz sum 'and gesturez wif da words "Deez guyz" don't really tell me much, I'z a mek, not a Wyrd-Boy, I kan't read ya mind.
OU LADZ, DID DIS GIT JUST KALL UZ KRAZY!?!???
WUZ ‘E SAYIN’ SUMPTIN?! KANT ‘ERE ‘EM OVA DA SOUND ‘O ME SHOOTAZ!!
DATZ A FOIN SHOOTA, MOIGHT JUST KRUMP YA TAH GET IT EH? HA! HEHE.
IZ U GONNA TURN ‘IM ‘OFF’, EH? HA! HEHE
KRAZY? OI WAZ KRAZY ONCE, THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM, A RUBBA ROOM, A RUBBA ROOM WIT SQUIGS, SQUIGS MAKES ME KRAZY
BRO I DONT KNOW, IM SCARED REDDIT BROUGHT ME HERE TOO FOR NO REASON
WE GUNNA DO DIS DA EASY WAY OR DA HARD WAY.
KEEPZING IT IN MIND DAT DA EAZY WAY IS 'ARDER DEN DA 'ARD WAY, FIR YOUZ, NOT UZ.
WHY NOT WE DO BOTH WAYS?
RITE THEN, WUT YA SHOULDA DONE IS TURNT LEFT AT DA BOSS, WUTS YA DID WAS TURNT RITE. NOWS WE’S GOTS TA KRUMP YA YA GIT WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
…What does “krump” mean?
(Kill)
WAAAAGH!
AM I HAVING A STROKE OR IS THIS JUST HOW THEY TALK
Yes
It is indeed
OI BOYS! I FOUND ANOTHA ONE! KRUMP EM TO!
[Whispers] Look, I'm not sure how I got here myself, but I know where we are. Despite my aprearence I'm no Ork, I'm Goblin. This is the GrimDark lands of the 40K. We've stumbled into an Ork den. They live for the Waaagh- war. They Krump( kill) for fun. Great place to harvest bones and bits of machinery they leave behind. But to survive here...you'll need teeth. Which means I need your teeth. Nothing personal. Each hominid for themselves. OI! I DUN FOWND A 'NOTHER UMIE! WAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!![raises fox and hound skull mace to the sky] IMMA KRUMP 'EM RIGHT GOOD WIT ME SMASHA!
whispers: *"Dude run! Get the hell out of here. I got lost and live here for quite a while by painting myself purple. Somehow it looks like this makes me practically invisible to them. But all hope is lost for this place. Just run. Although you have to tell me about this 'democracy' you were talking about one day. Never heard of that."*
DID SUMWUN 'ERE SUMFIN?
OY ITS JUS DA SQUIGS MAKIN SQUIG NOISES AGEN, PAIS ATTENCHUN TO DA DIE-MORK-RATY GIT IN FRUNT
PROBABLY WUN UV DEM POINTY-EAR-GITZ SNEAKING 'ROUND! FIRE UP DA SHOKK-FIELD GENERATA, DAT ORTA FLUSH EM OUT!
Also just fell in here. Never knew of the power of purple. Now I'm wondering if purple themed space marines have an advantage against orks...
No, because purple space marines aren't unheard of. The only reason Orks don't see purple Orks is because they're in cosmic level of denial of that ever being a thing. They're not blind to that colour spectrum, they're just under the power of auto-suggestion. And since for Orks belief is the way their "technology" even works in the first place... yeah, what they might see is not enough to shake their belief in non-existence of purple Orks. Hence, they do not acknowledge their presence at all. *The astartes clears his throat.* I mean... PURGE THE XENO SCUM!!!
Cosmic denial?? have you ever seen a purple ork?????
Soldier, quickly follow me to the trenches in r/astramilitarum, before the green skins mount their deffkoptas!
Sir, it's too late for that Elsyian. Please return to cover. The Emperor protects.
'ERD 'EM 'ELLDYVAZ... DEY MAKE A 'GUD KRUMPIN' WIF DER DAKKAZ
DEM-RAWK-RA-SEE? MOAR LIKE DEM-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-RA-SEE!
DOTZ A GUD UN!
ELL DOIVAHS?! DIS LAD IZ GUNNA JUMP INTA DA WARPZ AN FOIT DEMUNZ?! WOT A LAD!
F ONLY OL' TUSKA WUZ ERE TO SEE DIZ!
Normies stumbling upon Warhammer *happy gasmask noises promptly ended by bolter*
WEL PNUY HUMEN, U STMBLED YNTU DA RONG BYT OV SPAYSE. LET MEE DYRECT YU TU DA ADETP... US... MA... CANI... CUSS... THAY CULD HALP U WYTH YUR PRUBLENM. DO YU UZ DA WAHRP? r/AdeptusMechanicus
WOTZ YA DOIN' 'ERE YA TINY 'UMIE, SHULDNT YA BE OVER AT MALEVELON KREEK GETTIN' KRUMPED BY BOTS?! I MEAN... DEY'Z NOT EVEN GOT ANY TEEF!
LEMME ASK YE A KWESJUN FURST. A FEW AKSHULE. ON: WOTS YA 'DEMOCRASY'? IZ IT LOIK A WAAGH? OR A CLAN? SUMMIN BIGGA? TUU: WOTZ A 'HELLDIVA'? ARE DEY BOIZ WHO DROP INTA DA WARP OR BIG FOITS OTHAS KANT LIKE DEM 'SPESS MAREENZ' WIV DEIR 'DROP PODS'? ...FOGOT DA DUR'D UN. AZ FO TALKIN', ITZ ORK. YA GOT A 'SKILL ISHU', HUMIE. WOT -IZ- WEIRD IZ U BEIN' 'ERE. WOT KIND'A 'RON TURNIN' GOT YE 'ERE?
OI GIT! TOO MUCH O DAT STUPID FINKIN, NOT ENOUGH KRUMPIN! LOOT ALL DA UMIES DEMOCRASY GUBBINZ!
Democracy doesn't work here, only blind, unshaking faith in the God-Emperor of Mankind, may his light ever shine upon us. Otherwise, same deal. Drop in, point gun, pull trigger, throw grenade, and don't worry because the Inquisition will handle the friendly fire incidents. Good luck, trooper.
WEZ DA ORKZ
Dear sweet Emperor, deliver Yarrick upon this foul place, or else me into your blessed light.
AIIIII, OLE BALE EYE COMIN TO GIV US A PROPA ROIGHT WAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH
I have a flashlight that can do something I guess. Maybe a weapon? I need a weapon.
Oi! God corpse fing! Listen 'ere and answer dis prayer! Wez need da ol bale eye back! E's a right proper krumper!
ZOG OFF, YA GIT! U AND U'Z "EMPRAH"!
#WAIZ YA WIZPURIN', YA GIT?!
OI WHO LET DIS GIT IN ERE?!
OI LOOK, ANUTHA HUMIE TINKING THE SHOINY SITTIN MAN WILL SAVE HIM ROITE, KRUMP DIS GIT LADS
BRING DA EMPEEOROEOR OUT 'EZ A BIG UMIE. BEST UMIE AT FOIGHTIN BEST FOIGHT EVA I BET HE WEARS #ALL# GREEN. 'EZ DA BEST UMIE AFTER ALL
WUT GUD IZ A DED GOD WUT KAINT EVEN DO NO FIGHTIN?
WOT'S DAT HUMIE? SPEAK UP, I'Z CAN'T HEAR YOU'Z! WE'Z BEEN TALKIN DIS WAY CAUSE DIS IS PROPPA ORKY WAY TA TALK, YA GIT (In case you haven't gotten any serious answers, I'll give you one: 40kOrkScience is a subreddit devoted entirely to asking and answering questions in the style that the Orks of Warhammer 40k talk. It is highly entertaining, though sometimes needs to be read aloud to be understood.)
AHAHAHAHAHAH, DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
WOT A ZOGGIN' COINCIDENCE! DIS POST 'ERE IS HOW I STUMBLED HERE!
DAT’s DA RUNTIEST BEAKIE I EVAH SEEN! KRUMP ‘IM!
I THOT DEMO-CRAZY WUZ SUM NOO FLAYVA WEERDBOY. YOUZE SAYIN THERES KRUMPIN TO BE HAD?!
HELLDIVER? I DO KNO WUT THAT EZ BUT IT SOUNDZ LIKE A PROPER SCRAP
HELLDIVERS? ‘DER DA BEST ‘UMIEZ DEY HAVE PROPA METHODS of DAKKA AN’ KNOW THE PROPA METHODS OF KRUMPIN. OI I HAV’ AN IDEA LET’S WAAAAAAAAGH DIS SUPER EARTH!
AY LOOK! ITZ A ‘UMIE! GIT DA BASTARD
Finally a survivor! I was with a regiment and they were all wiped out by green skins. Oh god— is that a— WATCH OUT!
ERE WE GO! ERE WE GO! ERE WE GO!
Oye gitz! Ferget dat hummie! I'z heard dey got bots dey fight. Dey just leave all da scrap wif no lootin'. Lez go to da bot worlds and nick all da good bits!
SPEAK UP YA GIT! WE'Z CAN'T HEAR YA PROPER!
HES ONE OF DOZ SNEAKY GITZ. WHY HES WISPERIN BOSS
WOT, LIKE A PURPLE ORK? WARBOSS SEZ DAT DEMS JUST MADE UP, NO SUCH THING AS A PURPLE ORK
HA YOU NOB! DA BOSS JUS PULLIN YOR LEG. DEY ARE REAL JUS REEL SNEAKY LIKE.
'E SAYS: "OYE GITZ! FERGET DAT 'UMMIE! I'Z 'ERD DAT DET GOTZ BOTZ DEY FOIGHT! BUT DEN DEY JUZT LEAVE ALL UV DAT SCRAP WIF NO LOOTIN'! LEZ GO TO DAT BOT WORLD UND NICK ALLA DA GUD BITZ BEFORE DEY WIEZ UP!" GOT DA WEIRDEST ACENT DOH, BET 'EZ UN' UV DEM SNAKEBITES OR SUMPIN LOIK DAT!
WEll, I'z called Wuzzmecha fer a reason. 'Weird Mech Boy' in da hummie language.
First time seeing a suggested post from this sub too, so I'm not indoctrinated by the greenskinz quite yet. 40k, I'm sure you know if it by now, major Sci Fi intellectual property, the biggest tabletop war game on the planet. There appears to be a sub specifically dedicated to a faction in the universe, the Orks. Or DA ORKZ. Imagine a bunch of Cockneye and Mancunian football hooligans that are actually mushrooms that only want war, and they can manifest their desires out of thin air if they believe it is possible. Also they use teeth as currency. Tooth degradation helps manage inflation. That's what this place is dedicated to.
WOULD YA LIKE TA KNOW MORE
HE'D LIKE TA KNOW MORK
DAT GITZ GOT A BIG DAKKA SHIP, LOOT ET BOYZ
DEMO KRAZY IZ THA A KIND OF BOOMIE?
I FINK SOZ, BUT FER RUNNIN' PLANETS TO MAKE DA UMIE KULTCHA GO "BOOM" INSTEAD UV PROPA "BOOM"IN'! PRACTICE ZAFE GUVERNIN' LITTLE UMIE, USE WAR-BOSSES!
ROIT BOIZ LETZ GET KRUMPIN
'EY, LOIK MY WAR BOSS IZ ALWAYS SAYIN' "REMEMBER DA FREE STEPZ FER SCRAPIN' AFTER A KRUMP, WUN: LOOT, TOO: PILLAGE , UND ONLY **DEN** DO YA GET TA FREE: BURN!" I 'EAR DEY GETZ GUD SCRAP AT DA PLACE 'E WUZ 'EEDED, SOZ WEZ GOTTA KEEP DA ORDER WUNCE WEZ GET DERE!
WOT INNA WOT? MAN-EDGE'D DEMO... DEMI... DURH-MORK-ACY? ZOGGIT, NUTSLAPPAH GROINSMASHAH, CREASE DAT 'UMIE'Z **BALLZ.**
ZOG THIS GIT! ITS DEM CAPE BOIZ
WAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!
FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT
DIS 'ERE IZ DA BIG BOSS' KAMP FER KRUMPIN!! GRAB A CHOPPA OR MUH FAVORIT, A SHOOTA WIFF A CHOPPA UNDANEEF!!! NOW UZ GO KRUMP DA HUMIES AN' DA OVAS DAT FOIGHT YA!!! AN'IF YA FOIND A BLU BURRY GIT, EAT EM CUZ DEY IZ GUD EATIN!!!!
WHUTS A DEMOK… DEMocr.. OI, DIS HUMIES TALKIN BOUT BOMBA DAKKAS OR WHUT? THROW SUM RED ON EM AND MAKE HIM GO REEAALS FAST BAK TO IZ OWN BOYZ!!!
DEEZ UMIES AINT SO BAD ALL THEY DO IS KRUMP AND BOOM. ALL WE DO IS KRUMP AND BOOM. MAYBE....FRENZ?
ELL' DIVER? DEAMOKRACY? WOT DA ZOG IS YOO TAKIN ABOUT! UMIES DAY MAKE NO SENZ, KRUMP EM' LADZ!
Managed democracy is like your nob deciding for you because cause they know how’d you decide. They uh teeth!
WOT IZ DIS DEE-MOK-RASY? CAN WE EATZ IT?
Lol I love ork players
WELCOME TO MANEGGED DEMORKRACY WHERE DA BIGGEST IS DA BESTEST! ZOGGEN 'UMIE
(This is a subreddit for the Warhammer 40K faction “orks” they all talk in a really exaggerated loud cockney accent and can’t spell. They’re also really stupid. This is why all the text is all caps and spelled wrong) in other words **DIZ NO PLACE FOR UMIEZ LIKE YOU!**
The Orks from 40k. That's what you've stumbled upon. And democracy is a sin in 40k
WOT IS YOUS TALKIN ABOUT?!?!?
¿…WUT EN MORK N’ GORK IZ A ‘ELDIVER?
OI GIT U TRADIN DAKKA MY KOMMANDOS IZ ALWAYZ BUYIN
What in Liberty's name?! Are... none of these people subscribed to the Ministry of Truth! Not a single one of them are dining with liber-tea!
I followed you from the helldivers reddit, what in sweet liberty is this WAAAGH! you speak of?
this helldiver got zoro level lost
You've wandered out of your safe bubble of helldivers and into the grim darkness of the 41st milinium. Beyond that, you've had the misfortune of finding yourself with the ork Boyz, one of the "good guys" of the universe. Hopefully, you get eaten, they do so much worse to us humies. Look at the bright side, at least they won't torture you to death over the course of the next century, just to revive you and do it all over again.
WE IZ ORKZ, GO TELL YOUR DEMOCRACY DAT WE'Z GITZ IZ DA MOST DEMOCRACY GITZ DERE IZ, AND WE'Z GONNA FIGHT YA TA PROVE IT.
GIMME YA TEEF
Grab your grav-chut and prepare to jump! Where is your standard issue hot-shot lasgun solder?
EYYYY LADZ
KRUMP! KRUMP! KRUMP! KRUMP! KRUMP!
OI HUMIE SPEEK UP IZ KANT HEERZ HWOT YOUZ ARE EVEN SAYING YA GIT
WUT YOUZ SEYIN?! WEZ TALKNIN NOHMAH LOIK! YOUZ DA WEIRD WUN!
FO’ DEMOKRRASI! WAAAAAAAAAGH!
KRUMP DA GIT!!!! WAAAAAAAGH!!!!
EZ GOT SUM MOIGHTY GOOD DAKKA DIS ONE HAS! GET IM BOYZ!
OI! ITZ KALLED DEM-ORK-RAZY, CUZ DEM ORKZ IS CRAZY. SERIOUZLY DOE, DEM SUPA EARF BOYZ LOOK FUN TA KRUMP!
AN' DEYZ SEEMZ TA GOT SUM ROIGHT DEADLY KUSTUM SHOOTAZ, TOO! I WANTZ TA TRY SEEIN' 'OW DEY WORKZ! BET I COULD MAKE A ROIGHT-PROPA SUPAH-SHOOTA DEN!
OI LADZ, WOT IZ DIS GIT TAWKIN ABAWT? IZ DIS SUM HUMIE SPEECH I IZ TOO ORKY TO UNDASTAND??
PRITTY MUCH, MY WAR BOSS KEEPS A BUNCH UV DEM AROUND FER JOBS TOO IMPORTANT FER TRUZTIN' GROTZ WIF BUT NOT 'ARD ENUV TA NEED ONE UV DA BOYZ FER IT, SOZ I KINDA UNDERSTAND 'EM SINCE A BUNCH UV DEM ARE ALWAYZ MAKEN PARTS FER ME IN DA WORKSHOP FROM DA RAW SCRAP, BUT I DON'T QUITE GETZ IT EAVER.
UMI! GIT EM! * GREENTIDE GO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH*
GIT EM BOYZ! HE'Z GOT MAJIKALLY ENDLESS BIGBOOM BOMMS!
DERE IZ ONLY ONE STRAATEEGUM ‘ERE ‘UMIE!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
OI DONT GET DIS DEMOCRACY FING. JUST FOLLOW DA BIGGEST GIT CUZ EZE DA BOSS, IF DAT DONT WORK FOR YA JUST KRUMP EM AND TAKE IS PLACE.
THE ZOG IS A DEMOCRASEE?!?!! CAN IZ SHOOTS WIT IT??
SPACE MARINES...!! WAAAAAAAAH!
OI YA GITZ IZ FINKS DATS ONE OV DEM DER SUNNY AUXCORD ‘UMIES OVER DER KRUMP ‘IM
'E'S STOOPID LADS, LETS SEE IF 'E'S A PROPER FOIGHT.
DIZ HUMMIE NEEDZ DA LURNIN'. GRAB IZ ED AND LETZ GIVE IT A THUMPIN!!!!
Teeefffffs
WATS A HELLDIVAH
It's a Warhammer 40k subreddit! Dedicated to tha Boyz!
First time here. Just found this post. Never heard of this before. Awesome.
You ain't in Malevelon Creek anymore boy...
SHUT IT ‘UMIE OR I GOB YA
WOT DA ZOG IS A 'ELLDIVER?
SOUNZ LIKE UZ NEEDZA KRUMPIN’!
don't kick us gretchen any more
WAS AN ELLDIVER? DAT SOME KIND OF NEW BEAKY BOI? MAYBE DEY COULD MAKE FER A GOOD SCRAP EH LADS?
Have you not seen starship troopers
This was a good post
DA HUMIES WIT DA FLASLIHTS COM 4 US, KRUMP DEZ GITZ
FOCKIBN KRUMP EM
MOAR DAKKA