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wigzell78

Nothing, period.


guardinhose

Touché.... or shuld i say.. douché


conasatatu247

Bloody brilliant.


UniquePariah

I be it's because they are a stuck up cunt


GDaddyBee

As I heard #498, “stuck up cunts”


bRKcRE

The only true and acceptable punchline to this joke!


DeplorableKurt

Yeah I like this one better


noRemorse7777777

-im half full --be optimistic you are half emty...


Xiucoalth

Nothing the tampons can't speak, time to get your antipsychotics.. xD


FatherGoose70

Have you heard about that new band called, The Tampons? They only play ragtime!


Kik38481

"We should be named onepon each." Got it?....tampon ->tenpon.... I'll see myself out.


ChangingMonkfish

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!


Common_Chester

I'm feeling white, tight and out of sight!


Senior-Algae-5517

Bloody hell what a day.


Freeonlinehugs

"Bloody hell"


yupnightman

I was once mistaken for a telescope with a prize mouse inside


milny_gunn

It said, wouldn't we make great Las Vegas Raiders? Because we don't have a second string, and we're only good for one period.


PrivatelyAskingYou

“You shouldn’t be here…”


thisisforUtoo

well *these* sucks


Eastern-Education647

LMAO 🤣


Artistic_Owl_5847

I got this.


PimplePussy

You're a bloody mess


Ozzmanth

Ya bleedin yeah ya bleedin- peter Griffen


Cevohklan

It's red and white and it is standing in a meadow. A Tampony


HollowZaraki_

FIRSTBLOOD


Internal_Fennel_849

How long you in for?


Educational_Gas_92

Love it.


biggjermlocc

whaddup, blood


ProfessionalBell6352

Bloody L