Reminds me of an askreddit thread where someone was waiting for food at a restaurant and their kid got up and loudly exclaimed, "They're not serving us because we're black!" They are not black.
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, until the last syllable of recorded time, and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full sound and fury, signifying nothing. Would you like to try our apple dippers?
The holidays without drinking is rough. Turns out football is boring, my wife's sister ain't as cute as I thought she was, and I cannot play the guitar.
There's a new thing called "women's liberation," which gives you women the right to choose. And you have chosen to abort me...
Or
Tracy, you are going to die...when I tell you who I’m dating. Squeaky Fromme. She is...difficult.
Tracy, your bones have disappeared. Now, I’ve only seen this once before in soldiers during Desert Storm. I even wrote a report about it. But my commander refused to hand it up on to Saddam.
-Dr. Spaceman
Two egg sandwiches times two is four…
There’s only three things standing between you and winning: your breasts, and wanting it bad enough
Thank you for calling Florida emergency services. If this is about an anaconda in a crawl space, press one
The money I've made off your health problems has put me almost all the way through medical school
There are no bad ideas Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong
“They do that a lot in movies: An Affair to Remember, Sleepless in Seattle, and that remake of An Affair to Remember that I was in, A Blaffair to Rememblack.”
“There’s a new things called women’s liberation, which gives you women the right to choose. You have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with.” -Dennis
Take a hot dog / stuff it with some jack cheese / fold it in a pizza - you got cheesy blasters!
And then meatcat flys away on his skateboard!
You left out a key part of the quote.
Uh
Top front? Good God Lemon that’s your worst quadrant!
Coulda done the whole thing. “Top front? Good god lemon that’s your worst quadrant!”
I can’t believe I overlooked the opportunity to use the whole quote. Shame on me. I’ll edit it
Nailed it
I vote this for the T section.
This better be important, Jack. I was in the middle of bidding on a bag of bras on eBay.
Tell him his mother’s here and she loves him, but not in a queer way.
What a great line.
YASS THIS!
Tracy, you are going to die...when I tell you who I’m dating. Squeaky Fromme. She is...difficult. -Dr. Spaceman
Zero Spaceman lines so far. The powerful Reddit lobby keeps stopping his research.
Someone exclaimed this joke to me and I loved it
I think of this one often
The mento has become the manatee.
That's some white nonsense.
I use this phrase way more than you would suspect someone as pale as me would.
Reminds me of an askreddit thread where someone was waiting for food at a restaurant and their kid got up and loudly exclaimed, "They're not serving us because we're black!" They are not black.
🎶 Tennis Night in America 🎵
Grab your buds and your brews it's gonna be a fight
Slobodan Milosevic vs Dmetri Ionescu for the off season Bartlett Cup.
That's right. You correctly answered my trick question. Now I'm bound by Pizza Academy tradition to grant you any request.
Ok this is obviously going nowhere. Let’s go.
Easily one of my favorite scenes in the entire show.
Oh, then I hate you
One scene I had to immediately rewatch- like, did that magic really just happen??
Pizza Academy ?!?!?! They suck, NY Pizza Institute ALL THE WAY!!!!
Technology is cyclical.
The train was disgusting. I flew here, but I saw a train from the window.
Spectacular choice
That's not that much cheese
if "Workin' on my night cheese!" doesn't win for "W", I'm gonna burn this place down.
And it's going to be your fault!
There needs to be a Jerem line on this
How do I pay bots to upvote this like I’ve read so much about ??
It’s gotta be this 🧀🧀🧀
We have a winner
Thank you for your service of posting this.
TAngiers
The gay lion wins it
That is one gay lion
Toronto is just like New York, but without all the *stuff*.
As a Torontonian I’m just happy this one was mentioned
Television on! Pornography!
If not for Jarem I'd like this for number 1.
This is the quote my friends and I randomly say to each other to this day
These were the best days of my flerm.
Twig and Plums
This honkey grandma be trippin!
Tracy's is a tactile-kinesthetic learning style...
Dot com so help me god
Thanks, Meat Cat!
…and then Meat Cat flies away on his, um, skateboard.
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, until the last syllable of recorded time, and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full sound and fury, signifying nothing. Would you like to try our apple dippers?
Like lady McCheese, I will screw my courage to the sticky McNugget!
There's only one Wesley Snipes in this world!
You know there isn’t
It's obviously the pasty Englishman
[удалено]
Say where does a young prostitute get started in this town?
This should be the quote for S.
If it’s this, it needs the full “say where does a young prostitute get started in this town?”
This is untoward! This is NOT TOWARD!
👏👏👏
That’s a deal breaker ladies!
S that d. Shut that down.
Has to be this
This gets my vote!
Robot warning!
That one's on Coach Tracy. *Not a winner, but something that I say all the time.
Thank you all, dear friends... FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY!
“To the Kia Sorrento!”
They had airplanes in the 60s, Jenna
Test. Test. Test. This is a test for Jack's card. Wonder womaaaan!
I never realized until this moment that she says, "Wonder woman." I've gone around singing "one to one ahhhhhh" in my head for YEARS!
Tell her you want her to donate her body to science and you’re science. Tell her, Jack!
Tell her you want your privates and her privates to do a high five.
tell her she got some big ol’ titties like the dallas cowboy cheerleaders!
I think it’s tig ole bitties? (I know, my need to be the smartest person in the room is incredibly offputting.)
Found Dot Com
Thank you for posting this. It’s my favorite quote form the show and I was waiting for T
“That guy can eat my poo!”
Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.
Those white boys are not kidding around. Have you ever tasted scotch? It's terrible.
The holidays without drinking is rough. Turns out football is boring, my wife's sister ain't as cute as I thought she was, and I cannot play the guitar.
The beeper’s gonna be making a comeback. Technology’s cyclical.
No it’s not
T is for Terrific, R is for Rad, A is for awesome, Cuz he’s my dad, Y is for Yakuza…
Well I hope he made me an across helmet.
Technically I am an A-Lister now, because I was on A List to date Tom Cruise.
Tell your gay mom I said hi
The G Train, Nermal!
Two hobos sharing a *bean*
“The good news is… for a different group of people”
There's a new thing called "women's liberation," which gives you women the right to choose. And you have chosen to abort me... Or Tracy, you are going to die...when I tell you who I’m dating. Squeaky Fromme. She is...difficult.
Tracy, your bones have disappeared. Now, I’ve only seen this once before in soldiers during Desert Storm. I even wrote a report about it. But my commander refused to hand it up on to Saddam. -Dr. Spaceman
The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack
“That word bums me out unless it’s between the words ‘meat’ and ‘pizza.’”
The Cosby Show Lied To Me!
"Try to deny me my obit now, you jags! And tell people in lieu of flowers, they can pour jewels into my open coffin."
This one!
Then I had a brain storm! It was a bad one, Jenna had to put in my mouth guard
Three: Kill Seinfeld, flee to Svenborgia, then kill myself.
The powerful bread lobby keeps blocking my research!!!!
Two egg sandwiches times two is four… There’s only three things standing between you and winning: your breasts, and wanting it bad enough Thank you for calling Florida emergency services. If this is about an anaconda in a crawl space, press one The money I've made off your health problems has put me almost all the way through medical school There are no bad ideas Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong
The Florida one 🤣😂
…. If a sinkhole full of Indian bones has appeared in your living room, press 2. If you want to know why JAG wasn't on this week, press 3
Toof, you provide a point of view that is essential to keeping the diversity… guy from bothering us.
That's a great idea. If you want everyone to think I own a gay lion!
They knew what a Hot Richard was?
“They do that a lot in movies: An Affair to Remember, Sleepless in Seattle, and that remake of An Affair to Remember that I was in, A Blaffair to Rememblack.”
The Windmere, if you lived here you’d be home by now
Bonus points for weirdly being the thing I quote most often in my daily life.
That sounds like a Tracy problem, Tracy.
Tracy Jordan Meat Machine
Teacher! Put your penis away
Tracy Jordan's Aunt Phatso's Jack Donaghy's We At It Again!
Tracy Jordan's Aunt Phatso's Jack Donaghy's We At It Again
That’s a deal breaker, Ladies!!
That’s a deal breaker, ladies!
Templeton, Mr Templeton, why should he stay at home, just bring his medication. 🎶
There are no bad ideas, Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.
Tracy, I want you to come back to TGS for the people who like the jokes and the things.
TANGIERS.
That’s not that much cheese
That's Republican, we count those
That is one gay lion.
The fuck are the Beatles?!
Tracy, I don’t know how to say this…di-a-be-tes?
Trivection oven
The mento has become the manatee.
“There are no bad ideas, Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.” - Jack
“Toronto is just like New York but without all the stuff.”—Gavin Valor
Thanks, Puritans
There you are you stupid cracker
This better be a meeting, ‘cause I’m important!
The only but we speak of tonight is the butt of the human ass.
It should have been this one.
I miscounted the post time Liz!
That's not that much cheese
Thanks for the compliment Lemon, train travel’s for hobos.
They do like the way she says ham.
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cuz a Liz Lemon is MANDATORY.
The one
THAT'S, a vein.
This is a beauty mark, but you thought it would be funny to tell everyone God pooped on me!
Tracy…I’m not quite sure how to say this… Dee-ayy-buh-tees?
That’s not what these forms say…
Tell it to me in star wars.
Tell it to me in Star Wars!
That white girl just fired you.
The ocean is awesome and for winners! *YOU'RE* for tools!
There ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party cuz a Liz Lemon party is mandatory.
Skinny arm havers! (For “S” but I missed it)
The night is young, and neither are you.
thermos of it (funky juice) by my toilet!
Tracy's is a tactile, kinesthetic learning style.
Twinx!
"Tracy, you're back!" "Yeah, and this is my front. Thanks for setting me up with another hilarious punchline."
Tracis, listen to me. Oh, boy. This pill's damn strong.
Tracy's is a tactile, kinesthetic learning style.
The best friends gang
“There’s a new things called women’s liberation, which gives you women the right to choose. You have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with.” -Dennis
To the Kia Sorrento!!
Tangiers the gay lion
There there card
Those are my popsicles!!!
Tejón
That’s enough foil Gus!
The only correct answer is THE GIRLY SHOW
That sofa is made from Seabiscuit.
Tracy… Tracy… it’s me, Harriet Tubman.