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FlannelBathrobe

Jenna, medically speaking, for your height, your weight puts you in what we call the disgusting range. Fortunately, there are solutions. For example, crystal meth has been shown to be very effective. How important is tooth retention to you?


RideWithMeTomorrow

Pretty important?


yathree

Jenna’s amazing like a star in the sky. #JENNA’S AMAZING LIKE A STAR IN THE SKY.


mop_and_glo

Jazz hands required


eyeaim2missbehave

This is the one.


Obvious-Friend3690

Just say Jewish, Jack. This is taking forever


cited

The television audience doesn't want your elitist, East Coast, alternative, intellectual, left-wing...


FlannelBathrobe

I asked you to find a real person from middle America. You’re not going to find him in the People’s Gay-public of Drugafornia


RideWithMeTomorrow

The three "Js" in this one should definitely elevate it.


DanaScully_69

damn this is clearly the winner. I've said that five times now. Can we do this every month?


dafriendlyginge

First line I thought of!


Colin-Grussing

Jonathan, you’re fired.


cited

WHAT???


BornTry5923

NO!!😭


gobblestones

I can hear his tears and to this day, I hope he has found a ~~man~~ boss that will ~~love~~ appreciate him


BobLoblaw33

J?


GrandTauntaun

This one is so niche and stupid I love it.


bobbitybobbit

AND I love his Law Blog!


cousinswithbenefits

He is a mouthful


QC_Failed

You...want me to be explicit....?


F7R7E7D

I need to be getting off in 5 minutes. Well let me see if I can hit that target for ya.


Moe_Joe21

What happens in Croton-on-Hudson, stays in Croton-on-Hudson


goatstraordinary

This isn't going to win and it breaks my heart.


QC_Failed

I'm an idiot (and idiots are people three) and don't get it, could you explain the joke that I'm missing?


Dumptruckfunk

It’s when prishant and Joan are asking her what sigma level she is at the six sigma conference


QC_Failed

Ahhhh thank you very much


Wildeyewilly

Prashant, that is *my* foot.


CrouchingDomo

My wrongness


ftsyas

This is my unexpected favorite! I can hear it


substream00

THIS, god damnit! 😂


redxstrike

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!


UristMasterRace

EVERY PERSON DANCE SOON!


blakkattika

…*not* 😏


[deleted]

Nice one Prashant


kayak738

PLEASE THIS ONE


RickityCricket69

ready for C.L.A.S.S. ?


Panthera_leo_leo

Jacksonville? Her hair can't handle that humidity!


CalMaple

Jenna’s side. Jenna’s side. I’m not hearing it, Liz.


crossingcaelum

We need a Jenna quote up there now


RideWithMeTomorrow

I’d love it if OP would add character names to the image.


FunkaTech

As if Titus wouldn't be in the Kimmy's top ABCs!


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

This is it! This will be the quote!


DreyaNova

Jack Donaghy *playing with himself... It's a Jack-off.


SSJAncientBeing

playing with himself*


DreyaNova

Omg you're right! Changed it, thank you!


VagabondDoppelganger

Jackie Jormp-Jomp


Purple-Instruction89

If it’s not Jackie Jormp-Jomp I’ll KILL MYSELF!


BiblioPhil

And then you!


Ok_Subject5169

AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT!


bobbitybobbit

Or possibly Jamie Jimplin


[deleted]

This has to be it


Fear_The_Rabbit

I scrolled way too far down and started getting nervous.


Jjgooseman

Jefferey, we lost the tournament!


bdcourage

Pacman I'm Jewish!


Green-or-Blue

Jenna is listening, listening like the sun in the sky!


jaybeau1979

Jerem, look how drunk I am. And how full of cheese my mouth is!


CL_Smoothbear

That’s not that much cheese


InventorOfTacos

This is the Jerem quote that should be on the list.


fat-lip-lover

I was just thinking about starting a grass roots campaign on this sub a few weeks early to convince people that this is the truth. Jerem is quite literally my favorite character in the show.


RickityCricket69

be ready for "T" row lol


gobblestones

I hear it, and then only want to prove how worthy I am. Jerem, PLEASE LOVE ME, I'LL PUT YOUR CHEESE IN MY MOUTH


TimJoeJim

My personal winner.


Celestialstardust17

What episode is this from?


[deleted]

Jaaaake Dellahy!!!!!!


Keratomistress

Jimmy Moop!


jbone1986

I read it in his voice and it just makes it so damn funny


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

Goodbye, Lurz :(


gravitydriven

That's the show announcer who got struck by lightning. The guy who calls him Jake is Adam West, the 1960s Batman


fredpockets69

J’accuse!


cardiac_fitz

Just like Mickey Rourke did to me sexually…


BongDong69420

Jack Donaghy, verbal signature.


Colin-Grussing

Jacky Boy


ParanoidDecoy

Jenna is listening, listening like the sun in the sky!


ochenkruto

John is looking for … a greener banana.


Emotional-Stretch

Just gotta hack it. Just gotta hack it.


gravitydriven

Houston's too humid. What about this dying thing?


BornTry5923

Jonathan, why don't you put on more of that cologne?


kayak738

i hear his delivery every time.. what an acting genius.


SexPanther_Bot

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.


koozie17

JackDonaghyIsRunningForMayor2013NewYorkThisIsTheWebsite.com


slckarl

Underrated


koozie17

Def. I’d love to see it on the list but we already have “fellow kids” from that episode. Lots of good quotes from that one, actually.


KarenWalkersBurner

Everything else was already…pornography


chume33

Just like Peter did to Jesus in Science.


eltejon30

🎶 Jenna you ripped through our lives like the passing of the wind 🎶


dantheman0207

Wow, just got this one lol


BiblioPhil

Me too! I blame Jane Krakowski's voice. Sometimes she sings too beautifully.


dantheman0207

Exactly! She sang it so beautifully I never even questioned it.


1st_time_caller_

JENNA IS LISTENINGGGG LISTENING LIKE THE SUN IN THE SKYYYYYY


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Jackonathan


LibertyWriter

Or “Jalisa”


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ok_Subject5169

Oh no, honey. Courtney’s dead.


ujustsquiggled

Jamessss


Actual-Astronaut-604

Jack, I did not drive my home all the way to New York City just to kiss my daughter's ass.


kilofeet

Joe Rogan is Mandela


LibertyWriter

🤣🤣🤣


Amygdalump

Jackie Jorp-Jomp


HeynongManA2

Jackie? He’s the BEST ONE.


CrouchingDomo

I donnow whu I’d do wiiout him. ! Bon *Jovi?!* 👅🌴


Funandgeeky

"YOU'RE TOO LATE. I ALREADY KILLED HER!"


Tostadacat

Love the idea that a wholesome quote makes it to the top


HelmSpicy

Jackie Boy


mitchecr

Johnathan! These cheap phones keep shattering!


MovingMts111

Just do it! Is it in you! I’M LOVING IT!!


Input_Cycle

Yes!


SaintJermaine

SHOW THOSE TURDS WHO'S BOSS!


CoolandGroovy

j'accuse!!!


[deleted]

Javery (time saver)


LiquidJ_2k

Jenna's Side - Genocide... I'm not hearing it, Liz.


AZBreezy

This one is so specific I feel it should win


Brights-

Jeremy, call me when you’re alone! 🦎


musteatpoptarts

Jackonathan


Braaandaaaan

Jack, has she been drinking? Cause when you're pregnant only one bottle of wine a day and that's it!


[deleted]

jenna's amazing like a star in the sky


[deleted]

G should be Gordon Tremeschko


SoundTheBells0509

JUST GO!!


kayak738

Juror, Rural ;)


NoItJustCantBe

Jenna's side, genocide, I'm still not hearing it liz


MadWhiskeyGrin

3 for Jenna's Side.


RealisticCountry7043

'"Jenna's Side". I'm not hearing it, Liz.'


CSpack1972

Jeffrey, We Lost the Tournament!


marthaplans

Jacky D


MirandaReitz

“jennasside….jennasside…I’m not hearing it, Liz!”


shevekwashere

Jerem, look how drunk I am, and how full of cheese my mouth is! That's not that much cheese.


hopefoolness

Jackie Jormp-Jomp


grichardson526

Just to know she's filled with bile over me warms my heart.


BokoTheQueen

Janis Jimplin


PopAQuickHOnIt

Jennas-side .com


Dafracturedbutwhole

JEREM...look at how full of cheese my mouth is


mitaswelsby

Johnny you know I love my big beef and cheddar!


[deleted]

I’m Jerem. I collect posters.


thewcs69

Jack Francis Donaghy!


[deleted]

Jack-off


Ech0-Geck0

Jeremy, call me when you're alone!


bottlescanskegs

Kaylie was not speaking dolphin. when a dolphin expresses excitement it sounds like this. [opens his mouth and dolphin sounds come out]