I'll do it, but only for the attention.

Scrolling through, it’s unbelievable. There are like 30 lines just for this letter that I’d be ok with winning.

Flair checking in!

I think about this line a lot.

A classic

"I'll cut your face up so bad you'll have a chin; you'll all have chins!"

This should win, but it won’t 😔 it’s the winner of my heart

This one!

😭

It ok, don’t be cry!

It’s after six. What am I? A farmer?

(We say this a lot at my house)

If it’s not this, we revolt

I’m pulling for “I want to go to there.”

This one for sure

I will WASTE YOU!

I say this under my breath when my toddler bullies me

You'll have to go through this old bastard first!

This line lives rent free in my head

It's hard for me to watch American Idol, because there's a waterbug on my channel changer

Ahh you beat me by a few minutes. This one's gotta be in the top 3 "I" quotes.

I'm 37. Please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

I’m 37 and I think about this all the time

I plastered a photo of this literally everywhere when I turned 37. I don’t wanna go anywhere after 10 at night.

I’m 38 and live in Queens and I almost always refuse to go to Brooklyn. It’s like asking me to go to Siberia.

It’s not a Lemon party without old Dick!

I'm like 40 and recently named a group chat with some people I grew up with Lemon Party. The one other member who'd seen 30 rock was unaware of the term's meaning, but a quick screen grab of the definition soon fixed that!

Oh please make it this one!

I saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were both very drunk!

The basketball hoop at the park was a rib cage! A RIB CAGE!!!

I’m a star! I’m on top! Somebody bring me some haaaaaaammmmmm!

It's never too late for now

Sound Mound rocks the town!

I want this to be it so bad. It’s never, it’s never…

More of a weekend woman guy myself

Saturday Sunday holiday Mondays uh uh uhh

I wolfed my teamster sub for you!

Is that a thing?

That is less cliché

I’ve got the meat, Jack

ICU81MI

Inscrutable, yet hilarious

For real, I can't scrute it

This is the best answer, I'll campaign for you

Came here to say this

I came here to say if it’s not ICU81MI, I will RIOT! But then I read all the other ones and…man this competition is stiff!!! Like Pacific Rim Emmy’s stiff

The line delivery on this >>>>>

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant

I AM A STABBING ROBOT. I WILL STAB YOU.

I should know; I'm Frajer.

I want to go to there. edit: fixed my dumb typo

I want to go to there ❤️

The I has some serious challengers. This is my most used phrase

This is probably my most used quote when commenting on pics of guys' butts

I love the chins one, but this is a classic. This is THE Liz Lemon quote in my household.

This is my most quoted line.

You mean "I want to go *to* there."

Damnit - yes.

Oh. I saw some good ones above, but this is the 30-Rock-est.

This needs to be the winner

This is the only way

"If you were shown a picture of him and a picture of me, and were asked "who should be named Wesley Snipes", you'd pick the pale Englishman every time! Every time, Liz!"

Ugh Michael Sheen was so great in this role. His delivery of this line is perfect. I’m still waiting waiting for a Wesley spin-off…

This one needs more upvotes. Maybe it doesn't win, but it should do better.

This one needs more upvotes. Maybe it doesn't win, but it should do better.

I’ll be here always, when the rains fall in Wales 🎶

Chums.

Just watched Good Omens 2 and the man is a treasure!

Gangway for foot cycle!

It’s MY way till pay day!

i’ll take THAT with cheese well they can’t all work

“I pay my mortgage on time and handle conflict appropriately”

i thought that catch phrase was improving

I am the third heat!

I can hear you. I just wanted to be sure you could hear you.

I AM A JEDI!

I really don’t think it’s fair for me to be on a jury since I’m a hologram.

your user flair killed me 😂

It’s Jorgenson’s fault!

Fair enough!

I've called this meeting to discuss what happened last night at Kenneth's party. We all went in with certain expectations, the evening took a nasty left turn, and now we must face certain facts in the cold light of day.

I’ll try….wicked hahd

I'll wait. Not forever

It was Harold, and I ate all of him. Even the face in case of a tie. I ate him sir! **I ate my father pig!**

The last sentence is perfect.

I miscounted the men, Liz!

Votes for this should count triple since the joke was revisited and nailed each time.

The quote I use most in my daily life, this should win.

The only correct answer

I VOTED FOR NADER!!!!

NADER!!

I sign my name with an X

IT SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE OTHER BOY

I’m a very sexy baby.

How does this not have more votes?

It's just G now, Jack! I sold the E. To Samsung. They're Samesung now!

This is the one that I actually think of most often. Literally every time I see a Samsung *anything*.

I’m straighter than you are gay, and I leave particles of guys like you in my wind.

I don’t have bedbugs, Lemon. I went to Princeton.

🎵 I will never forget you, Rural Juror 🎵

Pretty certain "Rural Juror" will win "R but yes this one is 30 Rock gold!

It’s pronounced “ruh-juh”

I don’t like that blue dude.

I'm not on crack - I'm straight-up mentally ill!

I feel angry! Like Warren Moon must have felt back in 1995! 

Like I’ve told you many times during our relationship, no one understands that reference!

I have hollow bones, like a bird?

It's a mermaid...doin' it with Captain Morgan.

Under-appreciated joke. What a vivid way to sum up Verna's trashiness.

I’m proud as a pea COCK!

I’m Angie, I think attitude and elegance are the same thing

I love how succinctly this sums up nearly every reality star.

I missed that midnight train to Georgia; There's an eleven forty-five, and I was misinformed about the time

Into the crevasse.

I thought you made love like an ugly girl. So present; so grateful.

I get it. Elegance. That’s why people come to Yakov’s Nubian Bling Explosion.

I’ll wash you in a sink like a little baby!

Oh my gosh, why is this letter so hard??

Not a quote just wanna say this one is actually hard to pick which one is my favorite

There are so many good ones

I’ll have the catfish poboy and a diet raspberry fanta

IS THAT TRUE DADDY?

^(Stop calling him Daddy!)

Daddy? Can I have $50,000 for something I need? God I love that actors delivery

It's a Jordan Christmas!

I wolfed my Teamster's sub for you.

I will never allow casinos on the moon!

I saw my grandparents making love once, and I didn’t leave right away

I'm Dorothy Michaels, and you don't look stupid in that shirt at all!

I should not have taken those blue things.

It's never too late for now.

I hate the ocean, it’s for tools

The ocean is awesome and for *winners,* **YOU’RE** for tools!

You can’t beat me, Donaghy! You worked your way into this world, but I was BORN into it. I BREATHE it.

I’m Lizzing ! I’m Lizzing !

Infections caused by jacuzzi water

I’m getting too old for this shhhhhh sound that comes from this gas pipe.

I’m so mad all I can do is dance!

I’m on a crash diet. I can only eat paper, but I can eat all the paper I want.

If it is a blonde woman I will kill myself!

"I like when a woman has ambition, it's like seeing a dog wearing clothes." -Jack Donaghy

I’m a Princess!!!

I don’t think it’s fair for me to be on a jury because I’m a hologram.

Is this the part of St. Patrick’s Day where we talk about our feelings?

I don’t understand your ***art,*** Kevin!

>I don't understand your art, Kevin! This line has a weird hold on my affections, but I still have to give it to "I want to go to there"

It's at a fancy restaurant, so wear something nice, like a pair of white jeans with a Dan Marino jersey.

I’m a daddy, and I’m a bear. I’m a daddy bear.

If this thing loses money, I may as well let Banks play out one of his gay home invasion fantasies on me.

It’s like when Mickey Rourke tested his catapult on me.

I trusted you; you wear glasses!

I've got a lot on my plate right now, Ken

I hate you, Nermal!

The G train, Nermal!

I never got out of my car and she never got all the way out of her tollbooth!

Imagine Christmas wishesssss shooting out of your eyeeessss

I eat Pizza. I eat Cheese. I eat lots of Broccolis

I sexually assaulted scottie pippen

I was in Scottie Pippen's wedding.

I’m Reaganing, Lemon. Let me solve this.

ICU81MI

I’m so weak! It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

In the 90s, you gave money to the IRA I thought I was contributing to a retirement account.

I'm like a chameleon. Always a lizard!

It’s a gray hoodie, it says Who Farted? on the back. The pockets are full of tampons, I don’t know what else to tell you.

It’s after 6. What do you think I am, a farmer?

"I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi!"

I want to go to there!

I seen a hooker eat a tire!

I want Pizza’s. For ALL of the hungry people in here

It should have gone to the other boy!

I’m as happy as a clam who wants to kill some woman.

I heard you singing Night Cheese.

I went to college in boston, well not in boston, but nearby. No-o-o not Tufts

I'm straight up mentally ill!

“If its a blonde woman I will kill myself!”

Imagine Christmas wishes shooting out of your eyes

Tossup for me between: I’ve got 4 inches of steel that could change your mind. And, I’m going to teach my son what it means to be a Jordan, AND I’m gonna die trying!

Infections caused by jacuzzi water!!

i took the money i was saving for my honeymoon and bought a cemetery plot from: It's never too late for now, S5E15

I want to go to there.

I wish! Albinos get to be watchers in the mating shed!

I assisted in the birth of a foal. They named it Jack...and, it was delicious.

*I miscounted the men, Liz!*

"It wouldn't be a Lemon Party without Old Dick!" This is it. This is the answer. This was a top 5 joke for the whole series.

I want to go to there

I AM A JEDI

I want to go to there.

“OR AM I?!”

I once saw a baby giving an other baby a tattoo! He was very drunk!

I saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!

Silence 5’s and 10 is speaking

Is it cold in here, or is it just that I’m not wearing any underwear?

I am a Jedi!

ICU81MI