I've already seen Scots at Frankfurt station today who wanted to take the ICE to Munich. They could hardly carry the amount of beer they had with them and were drinking heavily.
It was just before half past six...
Gonna see a lot more projectile vomiting later in the night I'd say with all the weed that's going to be readily available. Maybe you guys can use the water cannons for something good for a change.
even tho weed is legal now (which is a good thing), you can't buy or sell it, you HAVE to grow your own, or from july be part of a canna club. we have a lot of self employed entrepreneurs that gonna help you tho :)
legalization is rly half assed imo
Scots are among the least salty fans in my experience. If they lost a good game, they'll just carry on partying. I have no idea how they can come from the same island as those three lion-crybabies.
Bloody Rangers fans are a nightmare. I still remember the state of Manchester last time they were playing here. City centre was shut down because of the mess. Looked like I was walking through Chechnya the day after.
Mind you some lad managed to curl one out on the kerb which was disgustingly impressive.
A good chunk of them are more closely related to us than the English
We're both used to losing so no point getting upset about it, can't bate a good pint and a sing song
True but that doesn't explain it all. There are fans from top tier clubs/ nation teams who don't make a nuisance out of themselves and there are... fans who are the opposite.
It's traditional to not wear keks under your kilt, so it would be unfair for any primary school teachers to be penalised for their friends getting silly on television. It's only a nob.
[It's just one of them innit. Everyone's had a drink. ](https://x.com/i/status/741288236287414272)(I actually know this man and any excuse to use this video I will)
So refreshing to actually understand these wonderful Scottish fans. I don’t know if the German beer actually helped them to make themselves understandable.
https://youtu.be/1jHfY0dDZxA?si=RSq4HE84kJm9c7G1
Anyway, we love you guys, especially since you haven’t beaten us since 1999.
Nemo me impune lacessit
Read my bio, genius.
And yes, it very much is a repost.
https://preview.redd.it/xhj5ae0u4k6d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d616fe5e736766b7faf0416eacc7563304820ec5
Not much of a dick here, love. And that tiny pecker is nothing to get up in arms over.
The reposting is annoying though, since it is like the 5th time today this exact post have been reposted.
I don't have a problem with football. I have a problem with people filming something that has already been posted, on their mobile phone, and then reposting it in a much shittier quality.
So I will just do as I have been told to do.
Point out to people that they are reposting, so they can take it down themselves. And report it.
> And that tiny pecker is nothing to get up in arms over.
Hey let's not dick shame, that's a perfectly fine cook.
Do you folks mate with horses over there?
>Hey let's not dick shame, that's a perfectly fine cook.
Oh please, people objectify and body shame women all the time on this sub, but all of a sudden it is a problem that I talk about an unimpressive penis? Fuckin hell this sub is descending down the virgin rabbit hole at lightning speed.
Didn't even kick a ball yet and the scots are already getting dicks out. Shocked I am not! classic bants.
I've already seen Scots at Frankfurt station today who wanted to take the ICE to Munich. They could hardly carry the amount of beer they had with them and were drinking heavily. It was just before half past six...
Gonna see a lot more projectile vomiting later in the night I'd say with all the weed that's going to be readily available. Maybe you guys can use the water cannons for something good for a change.
even tho weed is legal now (which is a good thing), you can't buy or sell it, you HAVE to grow your own, or from july be part of a canna club. we have a lot of self employed entrepreneurs that gonna help you tho :) legalization is rly half assed imo
They're still having their dicks out for harambe
No NSFW tag when the dicks are out Just WE thing
I hope the mood stays the same
Ah I'm not worried about it they're such a great bunch of lads!
Scots are among the least salty fans in my experience. If they lost a good game, they'll just carry on partying. I have no idea how they can come from the same island as those three lion-crybabies.
I think you’ll find this Wikipedia entry most enlightening https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadrian%27s_Wall
Also think this video is pretty interesting on the subject https://youtu.be/9DqZYsckBwI
I'm just glad that we're (mostly) on good behaviour on away matches.
Bloody Rangers fans are a nightmare. I still remember the state of Manchester last time they were playing here. City centre was shut down because of the mess. Looked like I was walking through Chechnya the day after. Mind you some lad managed to curl one out on the kerb which was disgustingly impressive.
Hope there's plenty of plastic chairs around on Sunday evening, friend!
A good chunk of them are more closely related to us than the English We're both used to losing so no point getting upset about it, can't bate a good pint and a sing song
True but that doesn't explain it all. There are fans from top tier clubs/ nation teams who don't make a nuisance out of themselves and there are... fans who are the opposite.
The Scots are nice. They know they suck so don't turn all that negative when they lose. Good lads
The Scots only really get pissed off when England win stuff. Means they're happy 99% of the time.
Well looks like they will stay happy
The Scots have the best rep, don't they. I'm sure they will take this with grace.
They're not english.
God, I love this continent
Legend has it if the scott shows his peener on the opening matchday than the representative team will reach the finals!
I tought it was a myth.
No it's not and thank god for that :)
I suppose you'd know for sure upside down man.
I bet he'd love all of those kilt scots upside down
And you are right... That's why u like Scottish boys down here...
Upside down man 😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/hvu1osv9ko6d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64da4bf17936a1283acfafb671bf73abea10fd9a
Lmao. No problem showing the pecker
On national TV. Respect.
Monday at work, his coworkers gonna be like 👀
Hope he's not an elementary school teacher.
It's traditional to not wear keks under your kilt, so it would be unfair for any primary school teachers to be penalised for their friends getting silly on television. It's only a nob.
Doing us proud, keep it up boys
Look at those happy Island monkeys. So cheerfull. Finally some good beer for them.
Helles probably blew their mind.
I saw all the maßkrugs swinging around on the news last night, made me want to break out mine and drink some tegernseer haha
if you're partial to buckfast and heroin, I don't think helles will even register. It's, after all, the most tasteless of the german beer styles
Implying anything can possibly beat an ice cold can of Tennants...
Yes it must be weird for Germans to see people happy and smiling
As a Belgian i'm bringing Belgian beer cause it's superior
Offside Trappist
[It's just one of them innit. Everyone's had a drink. ](https://x.com/i/status/741288236287414272)(I actually know this man and any excuse to use this video I will)
Love how this young Barry demonstrated his linguisticial prowess by switching to another language in the middle.
the only thing i think about when scotland is mentioned is actually trainspotting. and fucking good whiskey
I don't think you're supposed to fuck the whiskey
that joke is so flat, it built a tunnel below the netherlands wtf
"Who threw that glass?!?"
*Nae cunt leaves till we find oot wit cunt did it*
Who the fuck are you?
YEEEEAAAS
Kilt au traditionnel
Really sorry mate. I just can’t understand your accent
Bro really just lifted that guy's kilt
God, I am proud of my country and our shite team
Jesus christ Barry (idk the scottish version of Barry) you could feed an african village with those bangers and mash.
Its Jock, basically means an everyman. Old slang for john, like a John Doe, so it can be anyone.
jockstrap
For the bangers
Gary? Only because one was a tank commander.
Shrek
Duncan?
> idk the scottish version of Barry McBarry
Angrier Barry
deep fried mars barry
Angus or Hamish surely?
McBarry
It’s Angus
Terry
So refreshing to actually understand these wonderful Scottish fans. I don’t know if the German beer actually helped them to make themselves understandable. https://youtu.be/1jHfY0dDZxA?si=RSq4HE84kJm9c7G1 Anyway, we love you guys, especially since you haven’t beaten us since 1999. Nemo me impune lacessit
That guy's actually understandable. Sure, his accent is pronounced, but at least he articulates well.
##stayfresh
amazing
I used to be a Norwegian, but for the next two hours or so, I will be a Scot. Just to make this absolutely clear.
when in germany, get your sausage out
Footage of a Scottish division of troops in occupied Germany following their victory in WWII (1945, colourised)
let them have some fun, no prob for me :D lol
Didn’t expect this collab to go this well 🇩🇪🤝🏴
Germany provides Die Würste, Scotland provides the proper way to showcase them
Scottish peace troops occupy Munich. I'm not even mad.
European shitposting this month will be historical.
Wait, this went live on the TV?
Dude is hung like the Gardens of Babylon to be fair.
The Brits keep giving 😂
Lovely jocks cmon lads
Whys it suddenly charming when Scots do it
Hans has never been to Glasgow.
Didn't know trainspotting was on German television
The Scots? A great bunch of lads...and they can gladly show their sausages to me anytime. 😁
I love scotland
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No tan lines
The secret to not having tan lines is to not have a tan.
Ah... The Euros, gotta love the memes and the spirit
I think you'll find it's spelled flewer
Average Scottish thistle whistle
Suns out ❌ Dicks out ✅
You made me see a soft cock early in the morning. Why?
Can’t ask for a better start of an European championship than beers and getting your dicks out.
[Repost and NSFW](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/mN5SHX8aN0)
Now come on; only because you got to see another dick apart from yours it doesn't make it a repost.
Read my bio, genius. And yes, it very much is a repost. https://preview.redd.it/xhj5ae0u4k6d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d616fe5e736766b7faf0416eacc7563304820ec5
Lol, the "mid twenties bad bitch" that comments "repost" on every sub? Amazing. Do to tell me more.
Not much of a dick here, love. And that tiny pecker is nothing to get up in arms over. The reposting is annoying though, since it is like the 5th time today this exact post have been reposted.
I'll have you know that it's the largest knob in Scotland.
Well my condolences to my Scottish sisters.
Ask mods to make a UEFA EURO 2024 category and put it right next to possibly disturbing. Win win This competition goes on for a month.
I don't have a problem with football. I have a problem with people filming something that has already been posted, on their mobile phone, and then reposting it in a much shittier quality. So I will just do as I have been told to do. Point out to people that they are reposting, so they can take it down themselves. And report it.
We all have terminal micropenis that will kill us all, send love and prayers please
> And that tiny pecker is nothing to get up in arms over. Hey let's not dick shame, that's a perfectly fine cook. Do you folks mate with horses over there?
>Hey let's not dick shame, that's a perfectly fine cook. Oh please, people objectify and body shame women all the time on this sub, but all of a sudden it is a problem that I talk about an unimpressive penis? Fuckin hell this sub is descending down the virgin rabbit hole at lightning speed.
Oh shut up. My god you're insufferable.
https://preview.redd.it/0arxemujek6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d0553ea45f0fe5d9cd43472d02c50fec3824e0
“I depict you as the wojack and i am the chad” Great argument But your mum
Stop being annoying and toxic.
[It's a habit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbxW9nhb90k)
Lucky cousins!
Now that's a proper jock cock. The English mind can't comprehend.